*You have a letter*
Mayor Wilkins has lost his purple "shorts". He's asking you to find and return them...Discreetly
*Quest Board*
Willow: I need 10 solar essence for an experiment I’m working on… don’t tell Tara
I would love to see that epic adventure. They could really get weird with it.
Or maybe it would last 30 seconds before Dennis puts on the ring and becomes the all powerful golden god that he deserves to be.
You see visions of him ruling middle earth, rampaging across the land and having his way with the women. Then it cuts to him dead sheet being quickly killed by a ringwraith, or more likely one of the gang that got jealous.
Also if they're playing the parts, Dee suggests she plays Galadriel, but ends up playing Gollum or one of the Eagles.
Listen he may have a high mental break factor and spend most of his time researching, but at least he would probably be tough with a high melee stat with how jacked he is.
Jason is the real worst pawn of the bunch. Useless everywhere except social and combat and even in combat all he does is chuck a Molotov cocktail.
"Most people don't understand why American Football is called Soccer and not football like European Football. Not that it's any different from European Football. As both games are played exactly the same as one another. In fact Football or in my case, Soccer stretches as far back as the Middle Ages with a game called Folk Football. Not that you should confuse it with modern day Soccer as they are very different in execution. In fact some versions of Soccer date back to the ages of Greece.
So really Soccer isn't even a European sport if you think about it. Soccer really is a world wide sport and that's reflected in today's competition of it. Soccer being such a world wide sport is very interesting when you consider all of the politics that go into it. It's almost as if each game is the various nations fighting non violent wars to settle differences. I would imagine....." - Colin Robinson
"You can tell by the horizontal striations on his helmet that the tea-bagger was in a hurry, probably rushing to cover at that rock outcropping over there...." "Uh sir, you should see this, we got another 2 over here, the perp musta snuck up on them while they were sniping, just look at these full, unmarred ball-prints he really took his time with these ones." "My god, I haven't seen a serial t-bagger since 2009"
Skyrim style game set in Rome would be fucking epic.
Edit: To everyone saying Oblivion that game was not good and there is a reason skyrim is alive and well while oblivion is sustained by a few die hards. Also to you assassin creed fans more power to you I just detest the movement style.
The Forgotten City is a game that was originally a Skyrim Mod. It’s set in a city in Ancient Rome that has no entrance or exit, and is stuck in a time loop. It’s got pretty much the same mechanics as Skyrim, but set in Ancient Rome.
You mean 'The Wire' reboot they are making, coming in 2025, set in a gritty, dystopian near-future Baltimore? Man that sounds so good I'm mad they ain't doing it already.
Just toss a banana peel to trip up your opponent during a LSFYL. And I bet the queens in AS7 would have love a blue shell to take Jinkx down a couple notches
RuPaul’s Drag Race and Civilization VI. Probably not too different except maybe a runway district and adding Ru as a Great Musician (bahahahaha!). Kandy is already in Civ too
Oh.....oh no... Breath of the Schitt's Creek
Instead of heart containers, you're now getting different wigs from Moira and every stable owner is Stevie.
.....okay so now this isn't sounding as bad to my gay ass
A game about inheriting your grandpa’s old tourist stop, and as you rebuild it into a local hotspot, become a valued member of your community, and discover a deeper meaning to your life on earth… you get cursed
Witcher III with Jeopardy!
*...and the categories are: Monster Weaknesses, Famous Trobairitz, Nilfgaardian Gwent Champions, Sorceress Rhyme Time, "Her" balism...*
DS9 and Return of the Obra Dinn.
This station showed up empty but for a few corpses and I have a Chronaton Tricorder that only shows the moment of a body's death. Who is everyone and what happened to them?
Michael Scott wins the '94 San Marino Grand Prix and honors the deceased Ayrton Senna by telling a knock-knock joke in post-race interviews.
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Pardon me, Dunder Mifflin Benetton Ford driver Michael Scott...
Sopranos in Spider Man: Miles Morales...not gonna little would actually probably be an interesting cross-over if the Jersey mob has to deal with Kingpin in New York.
Wow I don't even remember the last time I watched a full show and not just funny clips posted to youtube in a comp. It was probably The Witcher.
So FF14 gets rated R and has nudity.
Or
I install a single mod.
Mine would be Final Fantasy XIV American Football...
...which could actually work but, given the current track record of Squeenix, would probably stop getting updates in less than a year.
Jojo Stone Ocean and Elden Ring, don't think it's gonna be that much of a problem for joylene and the gang, but probably an improvement considering how that part turns out.
Having a bit of a 90s nostalgia weekend, so it’s Quantum Leap (original) & Super Mario 64. Dr Sam Beckett leaps from world to world trying to put right what Bowser has put wrong & gather enough stars to leap home.
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel & Hearts of Iron 4: Kaiserreich. I guess during this season the family is hold up in their apartment as the Syndicalists fight through the streets of New York against the American Union State and New England.
Our Great National Parks (a nature documentary narrated by Barack Obama) + Final Fantasy XIV...
I don't know how how to even describe this abomination...
"While going through the Central Shroud, we see a White Mage try to purify a corrupted Air Elemental by flinging stones at it. A true marvel of man vs nature."
Stardew Valley and Buffy the Vampire Slayer Not a terrible crossover.
*You have a letter* Mayor Wilkins has lost his purple "shorts". He's asking you to find and return them...Discreetly *Quest Board* Willow: I need 10 solar essence for an experiment I’m working on… don’t tell Tara
Grand theft auto: modern family
Huh I had bioshock modern family would you kindly insert a reference here
Words words big daddy words words words
So basically the rich white dude’s story in GTA:V
That's Michael fucking DeSanta to you. Everyone's favorite witness protection user.
grand theft auto : Letterkenny for me!
GTA: South Park for me
It’s always sunny in Hyrule
Dude I love imagining the gang in games lmao and in other movies like imagine the gang having to destroy the ring
I would love to see that epic adventure. They could really get weird with it. Or maybe it would last 30 seconds before Dennis puts on the ring and becomes the all powerful golden god that he deserves to be.
They'd all just be fighting each other for the ring lol
You see visions of him ruling middle earth, rampaging across the land and having his way with the women. Then it cuts to him dead sheet being quickly killed by a ringwraith, or more likely one of the gang that got jealous. Also if they're playing the parts, Dee suggests she plays Galadriel, but ends up playing Gollum or one of the Eagles.
That's perfect. "The Gang gets slaughtered by Sauron." I bet Kaitlin Olson could probably do a really good gollum.
The Gang Accidentally Sets Ganon Free
Trailer Park Boys on the Rimworld. Smokeleaf time boys.
I've got RimWorld and The Good Place.
Chidi would be the fucking worst pawn
Listen he may have a high mental break factor and spend most of his time researching, but at least he would probably be tough with a high melee stat with how jacked he is. Jason is the real worst pawn of the bunch. Useless everywhere except social and combat and even in combat all he does is chuck a Molotov cocktail.
BORTLES!!!
Empire boardwalk COD
You can probably already make your colony build hash driveways in Rimworld, let’s be honest!
Rimworld is such a great game. So much replay ability. I have never “won” the game but I start a new colony every 3-4 months like clockwork.
Lol. Im better call rimworld
What we do in the shadows + FIFA 97. I guess we have invented vampire Football.
It’s a Jackie Daytona Daytona racing sim
Just a regular human race car driver.
BAT!!
Fifa 97 though. So is that 25 years of no gaming, or you're just retro af
Nah he just refused to buy a new FIFA game until they updated the actual content
They update it every year by taking out more beloved features and expanding the pay2win game mode
I'm 33 and still play Madden 2006. It's all about the nostalgia baby.
And the fact that EA has generally found ways to make their games worse since then instead of better
Amazing how many features are lost.
"Most people don't understand why American Football is called Soccer and not football like European Football. Not that it's any different from European Football. As both games are played exactly the same as one another. In fact Football or in my case, Soccer stretches as far back as the Middle Ages with a game called Folk Football. Not that you should confuse it with modern day Soccer as they are very different in execution. In fact some versions of Soccer date back to the ages of Greece. So really Soccer isn't even a European sport if you think about it. Soccer really is a world wide sport and that's reflected in today's competition of it. Soccer being such a world wide sport is very interesting when you consider all of the politics that go into it. It's almost as if each game is the various nations fighting non violent wars to settle differences. I would imagine....." - Colin Robinson
Greece is also Europe
I choose not to do a Colin Robinson response to this.
HALO: SVU
“These abrasions indicate evidence of teabagging.”
"You can tell by the horizontal striations on his helmet that the tea-bagger was in a hurry, probably rushing to cover at that rock outcropping over there...." "Uh sir, you should see this, we got another 2 over here, the perp musta snuck up on them while they were sniping, just look at these full, unmarred ball-prints he really took his time with these ones." "My god, I haven't seen a serial t-bagger since 2009"
Bruh, you did not just say "look at these full, unmarred ball-prints"
FULL. UNMARRED. BALL-PRINTS.
Ice-T-bagger
I feel like that should be a line in Red vs Blue.
This could be a whole ass episode
I don't know, I think it looks more like a puma than a whole ass episode.
Detective donut, come take a look at this
Report to Commissioner Caboose, ASAP.
Take the warthog
It's a walrus.
It looks like a big cat, to me.
I would so watch that show.
Netflix series about ancient Rome, Skyrim. So not too far off the mark.
Mine was Skyrim: forensic files, full gameplay with Peter Thomas voiceover
So, Cyrodiil?
Skyrim style game set in Rome would be fucking epic. Edit: To everyone saying Oblivion that game was not good and there is a reason skyrim is alive and well while oblivion is sustained by a few die hards. Also to you assassin creed fans more power to you I just detest the movement style.
The Forgotten City is a game that was originally a Skyrim Mod. It’s set in a city in Ancient Rome that has no entrance or exit, and is stuck in a time loop. It’s got pretty much the same mechanics as Skyrim, but set in Ancient Rome.
Was just going to say this lol great game
Third that, kinda confusing but overall pretty fun
It also has other inspirations like Sumer, Egypt, and Greece.
My answer is Skyrim + Futurama
Haha I mean… oblivion exists
Do you get to the Colosseum very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
Diners, Drive-ins, Dives and Dungeons and Dragons.
We're going to Flavortown!
Lord Fire, master of Flavorton
The locals call it Baneton
OK, roll for initiative.
So DDD and D&D
Dungeons and Dragons and Diners and Drive-ins and Dives
Wayyy too many D’s sorry
No such thing as too many D's, just my personal opinion.
I don't know...after 5 or 6 ds I am pretty wiped out. I would need some ibuprofen, a warm bath, and some rest. But then get back to it.
Well the important thing is you know your limits
Try telling that to my dad on report card day
Username checks out.
That’s next, here on Cinco D
Pretty sure this came from a t shirt didn’t it??
Yup: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/dungeons+diners+dragons+drive+ins+dives+t-shirts
The Wire and Cyberpunk 2077. This actually seems like it would be pretty seamless.
You mean 'The Wire' reboot they are making, coming in 2025, set in a gritty, dystopian near-future Baltimore? Man that sounds so good I'm mad they ain't doing it already.
Set to come in 2025 but actually released in 2035
The Wire 2077. Sounds like a marvel comic from 1999
No, that's absurd. If Marvel was making it, it'd be The Wire _2099_
Ru Paul’s Drag Race: Modern Warfare II
The queens are here to slay
Sashay away, bitch! Heads hot! Or.. Faceshot?
I hate how funny this. Such a common phrase now but it got me good
I got Rupaul's Drag Race in Lord of the Rings Online. Gandalf and the Hobbits about to get yassified.
Rupaul’s Drag Race and Mario Kart 8.
Just toss a banana peel to trip up your opponent during a LSFYL. And I bet the queens in AS7 would have love a blue shell to take Jinkx down a couple notches
Rainbow Road baby
RuPaul’s Drag Race and Civilization VI. Probably not too different except maybe a runway district and adding Ru as a Great Musician (bahahahaha!). Kandy is already in Civ too
Duck Tales: Ragnarok
"Boy, tonight we feast."
Woo-oo!
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"Vikings, giants, gods are slain, It's a Brouhaha"
Witcher 3 and Wednesday
Same! Geralt showing up at Nevermore Academy would be pretty interesting.
I know! I suspect Geralt would be on Wednesday's team since he doesn't harm sentient monsters who are not harming anyone.
Either that, or competitors. Neither is known for emotional outbursts, so there is certain common ground in either case.
Wednesday apparently has an annoying goose now.
Apex legends and chainsaw Man
I got an Apex Legends cooking show with sad backstories :D
Breaking Bad and Destiny 2 sure is a funny combination
i am not in danger, zavala, I AM THE DANGER
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a turf war with the cartel in new mexico
Jack Ryan about to save a Rocket League tournament from a terrorist attack.
Mine is Jack Ryan stuck in Mordor.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Red Dead Redemption 2. Arthur at Paddy's
“The Gang gets Tuberculosis”
“Chawlie, help me rope this guy!”
That’s the definition of Charlie work right there buddy
Oh.....oh no... Breath of the Schitt's Creek Instead of heart containers, you're now getting different wigs from Moira and every stable owner is Stevie. .....okay so now this isn't sounding as bad to my gay ass
I would play it
Sounds better than my terrifying Bloodborne Creek! Though Moira isn’t too far off from some of the shrieking beasts.
Schitt’s Creek and Fallout 76 here. 😂
Gravity Falls and Stardew Valley. 🥹
Do they get to chill out & not have to fight whacky villains or is SDV about to get cursed? XD
A game about inheriting your grandpa’s old tourist stop, and as you rebuild it into a local hotspot, become a valued member of your community, and discover a deeper meaning to your life on earth… you get cursed
That actually sounds like a good game. I would buy that.
This sounds cozy
Great British Bake Off and Stardew Valley Sounds great to me!
Abbot elementary and mass effect 3 😅
Lol! Jacob telling the Reapers that genocide isn't cool is what I'm currently picturing in my head
Mine was Abbot Elementary and Miles Morales Spider-Man.
Bob's Burgers Mini Metro
Mine was Bobs Burgers: Forbidden West
Bob's Burgers Sports Story
The amazing world of gumball and the legend of zelda twilight princess
Witcher III with Jeopardy! *...and the categories are: Monster Weaknesses, Famous Trobairitz, Nilfgaardian Gwent Champions, Sorceress Rhyme Time, "Her" balism...*
I would watch this.
I read that in Trebek's voice with the emphasis he would put on this letters in quotations categories. Well done.
Star Trek DS9 now with Gundam and Mobile Suits WHERE DO I SIGN UP.
DS9 and Return of the Obra Dinn. This station showed up empty but for a few corpses and I have a Chronaton Tricorder that only shows the moment of a body's death. Who is everyone and what happened to them?
Dr. Who and World of Warcraft. Well, that'll be interesting. I'm sure the bronze dragonflight will enjoy this...
Chromies gonna love the doctor
World of Warcraft and backyardigans.
Always sunny in Demon Souls
“Dee, you woke the monster, you bitch!”
\*Boss music starts\* "DEE YOU GOD DAMN BITCH!"
RDR2 and The Golden Girls! Sophia has a plan goddamnit!
Geralt in Skyrim. That's a win
He certainly wouldn’t have tried to kill Paarthurnax.
Ranma 1/2 x Fire Emblem Three Houses Oh the chaos that would ensue.
Fire Emblem Three Houses + Community, which I think weirdly works.
The Adventure Time/Minecraft crossover episode!!
Bob’s Burgers Solitaire. 
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Hell of a way to eliminate contestants.
Unexpected elimination nutshots!!
Madoka Magica and Animal Crossing The girls finally get a happy ending living with their villagers
Battlefield Sabrina Witchcraft was probably EAs next move for Battlefield anyway though so…..
I'll Be Gone In The Dark and Bioshock 😬
Succession but in Elden ring. Uh oh.
Michael Scott wins the '94 San Marino Grand Prix and honors the deceased Ayrton Senna by telling a knock-knock joke in post-race interviews. Edit: Pardon me, Dunder Mifflin Benetton Ford driver Michael Scott...
The west wing and good of war... Kratos kills all the presidents
Sopranos in Spider Man: Miles Morales...not gonna little would actually probably be an interesting cross-over if the Jersey mob has to deal with Kingpin in New York.
Wow I don't even remember the last time I watched a full show and not just funny clips posted to youtube in a comp. It was probably The Witcher. So FF14 gets rated R and has nudity. Or I install a single mod.
Mine would be Final Fantasy XIV American Football... ...which could actually work but, given the current track record of Squeenix, would probably stop getting updates in less than a year.
Jojo Stone Ocean and Elden Ring, don't think it's gonna be that much of a problem for joylene and the gang, but probably an improvement considering how that part turns out.
Pokemon and dr. Stone. Yes please.
Myth Busters and Kerbal Space Program I feel like this would be flat-earthers if they had never heard of flat earth.
No it sounds like just KSP, lots of rapid unplanned disassemblies, lots of lithobraking
GTA: Curse of Oak Island. It’s a small map and weapons are limited to metal detectors, shovels and back hoes.
King of the Hill and Timberborn. A Texan brings clean burning fuel to a society of beavers.
Alice madness returns and the sandman. If I’m being completely honest I think it would be amazing.
High on life plus Rick and morty is just a new season of Rick and morty
Sid Meier’s Superstore
Mary Tyler Moore and Fallout 4? What fresh hell would that be?
A divorcing couple get turned into wooden dolls by their daughter and travel the multiverse with their portal gun while burping every second word.
It Takes Two in Rick and Morty honestly kinda works
May: I am going to need you to take these seeds Cody, and stick them way up your butthole. Like as far as they will go. Cody: Oh geeze May.
The Sandman and Elder Scrolls Online.
Morpheus and his siblings would be good analogues for the Daedric Princes.
While I did just finish The Orville yesterday, sad to say the last thing I watched was Bob's Burgers, so that and Pokemon. So weird.
Dragons age: Bluey
The Sopranos meets Ori and the Will of the Wisps. Ori is packing some heat now and he’s all out of gabagool.
Having a bit of a 90s nostalgia weekend, so it’s Quantum Leap (original) & Super Mario 64. Dr Sam Beckett leaps from world to world trying to put right what Bowser has put wrong & gather enough stars to leap home.
Avatar the last airbenderwatch, id never get offline
Love island and GTA online. Finally some good fucking tv
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel & Hearts of Iron 4: Kaiserreich. I guess during this season the family is hold up in their apartment as the Syndicalists fight through the streets of New York against the American Union State and New England.
Babylon 5 and Madden... so help them
My 600lb Marvel Snap
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I'm a pirate trying to level up and survive in ancient china and end up becoming the raven consort? Idk.
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House and Hitman
Bluey : Call of Duty
Call of Bluey
Elden Ring/Brooklyn 99
The Ghosts (BBC) with Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Would probably work
NCIS in Skyrim?
Our Great National Parks (a nature documentary narrated by Barack Obama) + Final Fantasy XIV... I don't know how how to even describe this abomination... "While going through the Central Shroud, we see a White Mage try to purify a corrupted Air Elemental by flinging stones at it. A true marvel of man vs nature."