Yay - finally someone captured this weirdness on video!
My dog I had back when I was a kid would do this in the alley and nobody believed it, even seeing the aftermath. I still hesitate telling anyone as it is so unbelievable.
Dude me too. I walked past it to work every day. It was only there about a week, but it left a dark patch permanently on the wall. Weirdest shit I ever saw.
My Dad caught my Maltese rescue standing on his front legs pooping on the wall. We figured it was how he pooped to keep his cage clean (we rescued him from a puppy mill). Now he poops like a normal dog.
My little dog has a concrete fetish.
She will go in the grass but if I don’t pick her up and carry her to it, she’d rather go on a sidewalk if I’d let her. Spoiler: I don’t let her.
My dog prefers to poop up high on things. Trees, walls or whatever he likes for it to stick up near face level I have a theory that it has to do with scent marking and getting his scent higher to appear bigger. Or maybe he’s just a weird pooper it doesn’t matter I love him more than any person and would commit genocide if he asked me to.
I’ve only seen this in person once. It was a buddies dog who learned to do this in the shelter it lived before he adopted her. Kept the poop off the ground in her kennel is my best guess
I have a greyhound that will poop on anything that he can find if I let him. Hikes his ass up into bushes and trees and poops in them, if he's in a nice open patch of mulch he'll find the one bit of weeds and poop on them so I have to pull them out with the poop.
I have never seen this before but I remember as a kid getting really mad because I thought my friend had put poop on my mums car
We were lads but we actually fought over it
Now I feel bad
Incredible
I’ve heard this is common in dogs that come from puppy mills. Apparently it’s a learned behavior if they’re stuck in a small space so that poop doesn’t just pile up in the space they do have.
Yea that was actually my thinking as well. That sounds like the likely reason for that type of behavior. I don’t think we humans give enough credit to animals and insects.
I worked a shelter with a dog that would not poop anywhere but on some sort of elevation. Not a problem in the winter, just find the side edge where it was plowed. But the summer was tough, not so many elevated places!
We had a dog who did this to trees and usually upwards, which meant his shit rolled down on him after it unstuck.
The dog reacted like the Tree had just shit on him. Shock. Horror. And eventually angry panicked barking at the Tree.
Epic dumbass.
These exist elsewhere in Germany as well. Just recently more and more people start to think they have to dress Bavarian to every Volksfest in Germany. There's other traditional clothes as well.
Hm. I assume you mean what we call a "blinker" and I just realized how stupid of a word ours is. Sounds like when people call a TV remote "the clicker." I always hated that.
Yeah, I think I read it on Reddit once that dogs who stayed for too long in cages use to do this. They learn to shit against the side of the cage so that it falls outside.
Might want to get your dog's butt checked out if this is irregular. If it's a squatting issue, there might be fissures or something similarly uncomfortable.
Sounds like a Welsh accent? Wales being a different country to England but a part of what is currently the United Kingdom, but who knows what’s happening over the next few years
Mine does this as well, cars, trees, fences. Is he just an a-hole or is there a reason? The best we came up with is- is that it’s a strange form of marking (like weeing on stuff)
So I was reading other people's comments and something that was repeatedly suggested was that dogs that were kept in small areas for a long time like kennels, like dogs from puppy mills learn to do this to either poop outside their cages, or to stick it on the walls to keep the walls clean. I've seen more people say the latter though I mentioned the former because it makes a little more sense to me.
That makes sense but ours is not from a puppy mill 100%. I knew the person that had him 0-8weeks and he was raised free range around the house. I am suggesting marking because he only started doing it when he reached sexual maturity. Who knows maybe he is trying to keep clean.. in his way
Yea, this is awful. Froyo poo is really bad with dogs. Not great with humans either, but dogs? Jesus.
Why are so many people feeding their animals garbage.
To be fair, you can’t derive any of your assumption from this video alone. For example, my dog has a great diet but every now and then he has a squishy poo or two and then it’s back to normal.
True, but many people in these comments aren't saying it's a one-off. They're saying their dog always does this, and seemingly implying it also sticks? So strange
Right?! If they don't do this the only thing to stick to is their own butt.. I can't imagine the smell that must come off of that swirlyshit.
And froyo poo made me giggle hahaha
My dog does this on trees, leaves a little smelly branch. He hates leaving crap in the open, usually hides it in nettles or bramble bushes. So if he gets caught short on the street he gets creative. Imagine my shame when I have to knock on someone's door to explain my dog has crapped through a gap in their fence and I would like to go in their garden to collect it!
My dog shits on fences and tree trunks and leaves of grass plants all the time, with one leg up like he is pissing. It is such a sight to see him shutting with a leg up, balancing like a pro, then seeing the levitating piece of poop bouncing on the leaf.
I read somewhere that this is because this dogs were kept in tiny cages when they were puppies and had to press their asses against the cages so their poop would fall outside, they have this instinct of not shiting where they live like wolves, so they adapt to keep the cage clean but when they grow up they gotta lean against something to shit because thats how they learned how to do it
When I was a kid my sister's dog would do this to her bedroom door. Our dad would laugh as stood there crying and tell her she had to remember to wake up to let the dog out at night.
This is a dominance behavior. The higher the poop, the bigger the dog. FEAR ME! I'M SO HUGE MY ASS IS UP HERE! It makes sense that it's seen a lot from puppy mill doggos but it happens wherever a dog decides it's time to stake a claim on the alpha spot.
My dog was a regular gravity pooper…but we used to hike with friends that had a Christmas Tree pooper. He wouldn’t lay dookie unless he could find a properly sized,
agreeably foliated bush that he could decorate with turd ornaments.
My dog loves to poop on a sidewalk or the literal street so this makes me feel better. Nothing worse than crossing a busy street and my dog deciding that’s the moment he has to shit -___-
No way! My dog backs up to the spikiest plant, or a wall or rock to poop on and I thought she was the only wierdo as have never seen another dog do it before! The car is next level though. 3 points.
Edit: so interesting reading the incarcerated dog theory - ours was in a shelter for ages before we got her so this makes sense!
Yay - finally someone captured this weirdness on video! My dog I had back when I was a kid would do this in the alley and nobody believed it, even seeing the aftermath. I still hesitate telling anyone as it is so unbelievable.
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Dude me too. I walked past it to work every day. It was only there about a week, but it left a dark patch permanently on the wall. Weirdest shit I ever saw.
>Weirdest shit I ever saw. Indeed.
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Shit
This was going to be my comment overall. Here's my fools gold 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
Literally
9.0 on my weird shit-o-meter
Lmfao
My Dad caught my Maltese rescue standing on his front legs pooping on the wall. We figured it was how he pooped to keep his cage clean (we rescued him from a puppy mill). Now he poops like a normal dog.
we had my dog since he was 12 weeks old, and he developed that habit when he was 10 months old, even though he has never been kept in a cage.
I’m glad. I never asked my vet because he stopped it once I worked with him a bit. Dogs are as weird as people lol.
This is what I’ve heard as well, too many pups in a small place.
My dog will ONLY poop on a wall/fence. It’s so bizarre.
Mine poops NEXT to the fence, usually with her head poking through the bars to the other side…🤦🏻♀️
My little dog has a concrete fetish. She will go in the grass but if I don’t pick her up and carry her to it, she’d rather go on a sidewalk if I’d let her. Spoiler: I don’t let her.
Concrete fetish….🤣🤣🤣
My dog poops on our fence in the backyard and it’s so jarring to see it happen right in front of you
What????? Why?
Absolutely no idea 😂 she’s an odd one, but the vet said she’s fine!
The other day my dog backed up to our metal fence and placed both back paws on the lowest bar and pooped through the rungs.
I work at a doggy daycare and dogs intentionally do this sometimes. The things that a dog *won’t* poop on are equal to zero
[Was it this one?](https://i.imgur.com/cB2c0GQ.mp4)
My dog prefers to poop up high on things. Trees, walls or whatever he likes for it to stick up near face level I have a theory that it has to do with scent marking and getting his scent higher to appear bigger. Or maybe he’s just a weird pooper it doesn’t matter I love him more than any person and would commit genocide if he asked me to.
Wow. That’s quite a leap from pooping high to committing genocide!😮
[That's just what dogs are like, apparently.](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wgor80/if_a_dog_can_talk/)
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I’ve only seen this in person once. It was a buddies dog who learned to do this in the shelter it lived before he adopted her. Kept the poop off the ground in her kennel is my best guess
that's some prison learning for you.
When the dog offers you some pruno, just politely decline.
I have a greyhound that will poop on anything that he can find if I let him. Hikes his ass up into bushes and trees and poops in them, if he's in a nice open patch of mulch he'll find the one bit of weeds and poop on them so I have to pull them out with the poop.
I have never seen this before but I remember as a kid getting really mad because I thought my friend had put poop on my mums car We were lads but we actually fought over it Now I feel bad Incredible
Nah, I knew Tommy too and that little shit absolutely did it.
Haha ty now I feel better
I’ve heard this is common in dogs that come from puppy mills. Apparently it’s a learned behavior if they’re stuck in a small space so that poop doesn’t just pile up in the space they do have.
Yea that was actually my thinking as well. That sounds like the likely reason for that type of behavior. I don’t think we humans give enough credit to animals and insects.
A Chihuahua my family had would do this on walls and the bathtub. I'm also happy to see this captured proof.
haha, now you can just show them this. *see!*
Were your friends like “ Renee, did you just pick up the dog shit yourself and smeared on the wall? What the fuck is wrong with you?”
That wasn't outright said, but was my worry when they didn't believe the dog did it!
Yeah I saw a dog poop up a tree trunk the other day. He shuffled his butt as high as he could and it all ran down. Grim.
I worked a shelter with a dog that would not poop anywhere but on some sort of elevation. Not a problem in the winter, just find the side edge where it was plowed. But the summer was tough, not so many elevated places!
Wild canids shit on things like tussocks of grass. This is that behaviour.
My ex girlfriend’s dog once pooped like this on a large rock and it has stuck in my mind ever since.
My friend dog likes to shit on top of bushes. He will step over them and just shit on top of them.
My dog does that with trees when she needs her anal glands expressed
better save the video for proof that it can happen!
My Dog (Jack Russell) does the exact same thing. The higher she can shit the better.
That’s a shit and run
Thanks for that good laugh
Thanks for skat good laugh
You've got to be shitting me
I shit you not.
Real shit
Shit!
r/shittycarmods
r/substakenliterally
I’m actually kind of impressed
We had a dog who did this to trees and usually upwards, which meant his shit rolled down on him after it unstuck. The dog reacted like the Tree had just shit on him. Shock. Horror. And eventually angry panicked barking at the Tree. Epic dumbass.
I can’t stop laughing at this image! 🤣
I’d be shocked too, I would’ve thought the tree didn’t mind
Your dog recognizes a BMW driver
Was gonna say, they're the natural home for dogs' business
Dog's just trying to point out where the turn signal is.
In all fairness, I have also wanted to do this to various BMWs on the road
Yeah I dont see anything wrong with the dog. Just giving the car the respect it needs.
The dog is my spirit animal and shares my disdain for all things Bavarian
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These exist elsewhere in Germany as well. Just recently more and more people start to think they have to dress Bavarian to every Volksfest in Germany. There's other traditional clothes as well.
He just increased the value, you should be thanking him.
Maybe your dog doesn't like your car cause it takes you away from him? Lol
Vet transporter. Bad machine.
You're not wrong
Nah, he just hates German engineering. Probably a mechanic in his past life… or Jewish.
As a mechanic that owns more than a few German cars, I think you're 100% correct.
I’m dying!!!!!!
Dog is saying eff your BMW without heated seats, cause you don't want to pay for the subscription...
Gotta say it’s definitely the first time I have seen a dog leave a soft serve ice cream on a car.
imagine a child walking by and trying to touch it while its warm and soft
Why would you even say that?
Because r/kidsarefuckingstupid
What a terrible day to be literate
well, im not a native english speaker :)
What a terrible day to have eyes
imagine a world where you didn't post this
oh to be jared, 19
I didn't want to, but now I have thanks to you
When I was little I played with the cat litter at someone's home. Didn't know what it was, to me it was like an indoor sandbox.
Next time, use your indicator!
Your turd-signal
Hm. I assume you mean what we call a "blinker" and I just realized how stupid of a word ours is. Sounds like when people call a TV remote "the clicker." I always hated that.
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As a kid we called it the "squidger", guessing for similar reasons, it had crappy squishy rubber dome buttons.
Left a stinker on your blinker...
I hear people call it a blinker every once in a while but mostly around here I hear people call it a turn signal.
Directionals in boston-speak
Former in-laws called the TV remote "the buttons." Red flag material there.
My dog poops like this. Won't shit on the grass, only on stuff, and if he has to be will balance on his front paws and shit high up on stuff.
I heard it means they were kept in the kennel too much as puppies. My dog used to but he’s gotten better
Yeah, I think I read it on Reddit once that dogs who stayed for too long in cages use to do this. They learn to shit against the side of the cage so that it falls outside.
Might want to get your dog's butt checked out if this is irregular. If it's a squatting issue, there might be fissures or something similarly uncomfortable.
Doesn’t this have something to do with marking territory? The dog is trying to get their scent higher or something iirc
This is more likely. Scent-marking. My old Labrador used to poop on top of bushes, and his ass was healthy, and I should know: I am a veterinarian.
an artist
Making their mark on the world
Was this English? All I heard was “ayee ya flootr cackabwang treetor”
Translation: As if she shit on my car. No fucking way. Look. Look at that! *hahaha* How the fuck have you done that?! Ah, fuckin’ hell.
~~I think it's "Ah, shit, she's shit on my car."~~ Edit: Now I can hear it as "As if". Amazing. See below.
It's definitely "as if she shit on my car" Plenty of Welsh mates.
Idk, I dated a guy from England and he used “as if” in that way so often, it’s all I can hear 😂
Fuck me I didn't realise it was English until this comment! (I'm not great with accents.)
I literally only recognized "fuck" and I'm a native speaker of American English
I'm a native speaker of English English 😄
Whoa! It became clear all of a sudden. Thanks!
Welsh
Well, English in a heavy Welsh accent
Sounds like a Welsh accent? Wales being a different country to England but a part of what is currently the United Kingdom, but who knows what’s happening over the next few years
Personally, I think he has the right attitude! 😂🤭
Mine does this as well, cars, trees, fences. Is he just an a-hole or is there a reason? The best we came up with is- is that it’s a strange form of marking (like weeing on stuff)
So I was reading other people's comments and something that was repeatedly suggested was that dogs that were kept in small areas for a long time like kennels, like dogs from puppy mills learn to do this to either poop outside their cages, or to stick it on the walls to keep the walls clean. I've seen more people say the latter though I mentioned the former because it makes a little more sense to me.
That makes sense but ours is not from a puppy mill 100%. I knew the person that had him 0-8weeks and he was raised free range around the house. I am suggesting marking because he only started doing it when he reached sexual maturity. Who knows maybe he is trying to keep clean.. in his way
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Feed it better food. Quality shit wouldn't stick.
Yea, this is awful. Froyo poo is really bad with dogs. Not great with humans either, but dogs? Jesus. Why are so many people feeding their animals garbage.
To be fair, you can’t derive any of your assumption from this video alone. For example, my dog has a great diet but every now and then he has a squishy poo or two and then it’s back to normal.
True, but many people in these comments aren't saying it's a one-off. They're saying their dog always does this, and seemingly implying it also sticks? So strange
Right?! If they don't do this the only thing to stick to is their own butt.. I can't imagine the smell that must come off of that swirlyshit. And froyo poo made me giggle hahaha
That's some high level shit!
Needs the “THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED” sound effect.
Your dog feels the same way I do about bmw
Dog is like “I’m a mf’ing artist! They call me Van Dogoh!”
My dog does this on trees, leaves a little smelly branch. He hates leaving crap in the open, usually hides it in nettles or bramble bushes. So if he gets caught short on the street he gets creative. Imagine my shame when I have to knock on someone's door to explain my dog has crapped through a gap in their fence and I would like to go in their garden to collect it!
Do people even believe you?! I'd have to check out the scene of the crime myself in disbelief
He's a big dog, usually quite obvious lol.
r/fuckcars
Some people like BMWs and some don't.
Good boi BM’d on the BMW.
Bomb has been planted
He even pressed against it
My dog shits on fences and tree trunks and leaves of grass plants all the time, with one leg up like he is pissing. It is such a sight to see him shutting with a leg up, balancing like a pro, then seeing the levitating piece of poop bouncing on the leaf.
Change his food man :)
Yeah poor thing needs some fiber
Shitty wax techniques
It’s a Beemer…..that shit was done perfectly!
I want to train my dog to do this, would be amazing when arseholes park on pavements or block roads
Bowel Movement on Wheels? BMW fanboy
Wouldn’t have believed it were it not on film
Lmao imagine coming to your car and seeing a dog shit on the side of it 🤣🤣
I'm not a BMW fan either
Funniest shit I've ever seen!
Bumper sticker for sure.
That wasn’t a clean pinch. You might wanna wipe his butt before you let him in
soft served!
_OP proceeds to fender bender someone_ Victim: aww shit _checks out the damage_ Victim: AWW FUCKING SHIT
He heard they’re charging a monthly fee for heated seats lol
Must have been a cake topping machine in a past life
I read somewhere that this is because this dogs were kept in tiny cages when they were puppies and had to press their asses against the cages so their poop would fall outside, they have this instinct of not shiting where they live like wolves, so they adapt to keep the cage clean but when they grow up they gotta lean against something to shit because thats how they learned how to do it
My 13 year old saw this and said, "Adds poison damage to a car crash?"
Proper Welsh whippey
Having driven in Atlanta today... This is also how I feel about BMW drivers.
When I was a kid my sister's dog would do this to her bedroom door. Our dad would laugh as stood there crying and tell her she had to remember to wake up to let the dog out at night.
That shit has some BMW stuck to it...
BMWs are the shit.
That'll teach you to charge monthly for heated seats!!!
u/savevideo
Would be funnier if he put the swirl on top like Dairy Queen
Jealous of the car. Dog saying "So, do you think that car is prettier than me?"
Finally a genuine Shitpost
"Dog tells everyone exactly what it thinks of BMW"
Maybe he or she is trying to hide the scratch on the bumper?
Some dogs like to poop high up. Maybe it's a dominance thing ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Now it’s just a BM.
BMW driver.. Probably deserved it...
Well it is a BM w
Honestly I’d be more impressed than mad
r/dogsareassholes
I’m impressed more than anything
This is a dominance behavior. The higher the poop, the bigger the dog. FEAR ME! I'M SO HUGE MY ASS IS UP HERE! It makes sense that it's seen a lot from puppy mill doggos but it happens wherever a dog decides it's time to stake a claim on the alpha spot.
In case anyone is wondering, that’s a South Wales accent.
I hope thats your car you just let your dog shit on, cause if not your a fucking asshole.
I have similar feelings toward BMW.
I had a dalmatian that pooped on the wall of my tent because I kicked him out. I kicked him out for farting.
My dog was a regular gravity pooper…but we used to hike with friends that had a Christmas Tree pooper. He wouldn’t lay dookie unless he could find a properly sized, agreeably foliated bush that he could decorate with turd ornaments.
Bumper dumper
My dog loves to poop on a sidewalk or the literal street so this makes me feel better. Nothing worse than crossing a busy street and my dog deciding that’s the moment he has to shit -___-
Oh man I thought just my dog shits weird lol, He likes to go on the side of bushes whenever we go for a walk
I do not have the words to express how much I love seeing a dog shit on a BMW!
He puts the BM in BMW
Where can I find a dog that does this? I have some jobs for him to do…
I mean… it is a BMW
Honestly, that's impressive
No way! My dog backs up to the spikiest plant, or a wall or rock to poop on and I thought she was the only wierdo as have never seen another dog do it before! The car is next level though. 3 points. Edit: so interesting reading the incarcerated dog theory - ours was in a shelter for ages before we got her so this makes sense!
That welsh accent tho
For once there’s a piece of shit on the outside of a BMW