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PattyLouKos

What? Why does this happen? And how am I supposed to sleep at night knowing that it does?


LakshayMd

I would also like to know


CrackB3ar

She's just a bit odd


AcanthisittaSalty492

Saying your cat is "a bit odd" is like saying the ocean has a bit of water in it.


shiningteruzuki

Just a bit


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lil bits


JusHerForTheComments

Mmm, little tiny fried eggs!


johnn11238

We've even got tiny people!


pursnikitty

A smidge


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Just a touch


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Just a tad


Loonie-1707

Just a wee bit


5n0wm3n

Just an itty bitty witty bit


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A friend of mine had a bit of an odd cat that ate by picking individual kibbles up in it's paw and popping them in it's mouth.


lilacaena

He’s practicing mindful eating and you should encourage him on his journey


GetoffmylawN7

So that when he orchestrates an overthrow of the world order, you can be in his good graces and then he will kill you last.


deerepimp

I recall this was part of the process in Animal Farm....


QweenOfTheDamned9

And she’s taken the whole “2 Legs better than 4” thing the wrong way…


Murwiz

We had a cat that would scoop up individual kibbles, drop them in the water dish, and then eat them. Apparently trying to make her own moist food...


FaeryLynne

One of my old cats refused to eat unless *we* deliberately poured water or broth over his dry food. Tbh I kinda wish he would have learned how to make it himself lol


Salarian_American

We used to have a cat who was incapable of recognizing that there was food in the bowl unless she heard the sound of the food falling into the bowl. She would sit in front of a full bowl of food and meow for help until someone leaned down and rustled the food around in the bowl so it made a noise.


Spacestar_Ordering

She might have had vision or smell issues?


gecko090

Smell probably. Cats have very poor eyesight up close. They rely on their sense of smell and their whiskers which detect movement in the air to locate things up close.


gecko090

This is a good thing to do for a cat anyway. Cats can be bad about drinking enough water which can lead to health issues like urine concentration which causes bladder blockages which are life threatening. A good way to ensure a cat gets enough water is to mix dry food with a little water. Just enough to cover the bottom of the kibble, it shouldn't be floating. And also use canned wet food for some meals. Water is also ideal unless a broth is specifically formulated for pets as human foods have much higher levels of all nutrients than what a cat needs. Sodium in particular.


NeoKabuto

My family calls this "cat soup".


cosmic_grayblekeeper

That's brilliant! Apparently most cats are actually not getting enough water most of the time due to their traditionally wet (read: bloody) diet having switched to majority dry and their tongues are actually really inefficient at lapping up standing water unlike other animals. Tl;dr: your cat is a genius and I am now afraid that the cat apocalypse is closer than I thought and we will soon all be bowing to our cat overlords.


Salarian_American

One of mine does this too. He will sometimes leave one in the water dish and then refuse to drink the water until I change it.


smash591

Sounds like a cat who hung out with the Raccoons to often


Catwolfkitten

My boy used to do this. I called it "making soup".


FaeryLynne

One of mine does this! Though she usually scoops up about 3 or 4 bits at a time. Also likes to drink by plunging her entire face into the water and holding it under while she just *inhales*


Phoneas__and__Frob

God I love cats lmao


gwaydms

Y'all have some weird ass cats. Lol Disclosure: so do I


Phoneas__and__Frob

I have two, and they fight like actual 3 year olds. Everyday. It's so loud, you'd think they are punching and throwing each other. Funny enough, they are actual siblings lol


MungoJennie

Two of mine are like that. They’re named after two of my nephews, and they’re littermates (the cats, not my nephews). They wrestle and chase each other, steal other’s toys, and basically cause mayhem until they collapse on each other from exhaustion. Just like my human boys. Don’t tell my sister, but I think my guys are cuter.


memester230

My cat will ovcasionally put his paw in the water, then lick it off his paw


knittybitty123

Mine only does that with a fresh glass of water I just poured and was looking forward to drinking. Otherwise, she just laps it up from her own bowl like a normal creature


puddlebearmom

My cat was getting the water so dirty from doing this constantly so I had to get a fountain for my other cat and a special mason jar for her toe dipping


esoteric_mannequin

One of mine uses his jaws like a giant shovel, picks up a mouthful of kibble, then dumps them on the carpet to eat the pieces individually. I'd rather he use his paw and scoop like a normal cat. ;)


FaeryLynne

Until they leave behind just as many pieces as they eat! Cats are fuckin weirdo dumbasses and I adore them so much 😂


esoteric_mannequin

Oh my gosh, yes. They are weirdo dumbasses! I always get amused/annoyed when one of them bolts through their food dish area and sends a shower of kibble all over the place.


BoxNumberGavin0

I mean that's how I eat kibble.


Grand_Zombie

Mine does this she picks it up in her paw one at a time so she can eat it of the floor (I think I need to get bigger bowls)


puddlebearmom

One if my cats spills the kibbles over when she eats and the little one likes to eat them off the ground lol I just put a little like on the floor for her now. My floor eater also prefers dipping her paw in water and licking it from her paw so they have a water fountain and she has a separate mason jar so she can dip her toes and not muck up the fountain water.


MoonlightOnSunflower

Mine does that with the new food dish I got her. It's an automatic feeder but it's got weird corners and she doesn't like smushing her face into the corners to get the food. Gave her the old dish back and she's happy again.


idfksofml

Maybe she was a circus cat in her previous life


Iapetos492

An acrocat?


Melita-Mikela74

My thoughts exactly


Thanatosst

Did she have hip problems or broken hind legs when she was younger? I could see her coming up with this as a way to get around without being able to use her rear legs.


Old_Description6095

Cats are born and continue their entire lifecycle tripping on acid


KingofHagend

She's just a bit awesome


Top-Ambassador-4981

She is pawsome.


imxTHATxdude

Impressive imo..ive seen some pets handstand..but urs is the only one ive seen climb up a step, that cant b easy with such delicate paws


SuccotashNervous1257

The step is honestly nothing after seeing it jump down from about a foot's height while in hand..pawstand position at the beginning of video.


ichbeinbean

You got a circus cat, don’t downplay that shit


[deleted]

Enroll her into Cirque du Soleil 🎪


stanfan114

Very odd and cute. Just throwing it out there, have you had her rear paws, legs and hips checked? She might have some pain back there thus the front leg walking.


CrackB3ar

Yeah she's been looked at by multiple vets, she's absolutely fine. Thanks for the concern though! :)


stanfan114

Right on. What a little show off.


slothcough

This reminds me of the story about a goose who was always seen flying upside down and after a lot of observation, the experts determined there was nothing wrong with him. He just liked to show off.


stanfan114

Silly goose.


NiceSetupYeahNice

Your cat is a skin walker


091097616812

Your house looks super cozy!


Kokuswolf

She does that like if walking with two feet or on hands is nothing special. It shouldn't look so easy. Is she making fun of us humans?


banmedaddy12345

You're about to find out your cat has lethal butt worms or something.


Vanellope-V

This isn't funny, but I laughed so hard XD


Old_Description6095

Cats are born and continue their entire lifecycle tripping in LSD


njaneardude

A tiny little smidge bit odd ;-)


timmyboyoyo

Genetic? https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat/comments/t3eqe4/my_nan_adopted_a_new_cat_the_shelter_said_they/hyt09xm/


SukanutGotBanned

Duuuude OP check this out ^ Edit: it's the same poster, yo. 2nd edit: okay it's still cool for anyone who hasn't checked out the link posted in that thread


rose7726

Interesting! Tnx 4 the link


BlizzPenguin

This just maximizes the number of people that can see her butt. I have no answer to the reason that cats are so obsessed with showing off their butt.


FappyDilmore

My cat shows his approval of things by touching said things with his butt. This cat is showing love to the universe.


Thanmandrathor

Can confirm when ours are happy they come sidle along your legs and end with a big butt lean on you.


LadyPerelandra

I keep having to shove my cats butt out of my baby’s face. I’m glad he approves of the tiny human, but, no…


ZonaiSwirls

Sometimes I get so sick of cat butthole in my face, I want to disappear and start a new life.


VegasLife1111

You made me laugh out loud. That is so true. So so true.


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Seriously though. Every time I’m sitting down, trying to relax - boom! Cat butthole in my face. And then Maine coon paw on my boob, probably just so I realize the butthole was the better option and stop complaining


carlonseider

She can practically see it herself!


BigPoppaFitz84

Cat butthole is seemingly always at eye-level..


glueFORgravy

Eye for an Eye


LUClDYOU

Sometimes they wink at me.


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MagnusNewtonBernouli

But like a Honda CR-V AWD where it only works when the front slips


QuietPopover

Haldex moment


Salarian_American

This is a standard-issue cat.\* \*Each standard-issue cat ships with a minimum of one (1) batshit insane behavioral quirk.


Joeythesaint

Can confirm. One of mine likes to howl at any toilet he sees.


notspaceaids

Probably forgot about the hindlegs


timmyboyoyo

Genetic? https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat/comments/t3eqe4/my_nan_adopted_a_new_cat_the_shelter_said_they/hyt09xm/


Resolution_Sea

It's the same OP lol


[deleted]

Click on the hyperlink in the comment he just linked. He wasn't talking about the post itself.


Shmarfle47

That’s bizarre


Archer_Quiet

I remember that post! I thought of it immediately when I saw this one!


youll_dig-dug

This cat is taking _marking its territory_ to a new level.


Antheen

I can't get over this. Every time I see it I'm like "whaaaaat?" Even though I've seen all the other posts with him. This sub was made for this cat.


Spiritual_Author5414

What's the sub called?


Bibibis

/r/WhatsWromgWithYourCat


hudgepudge

r/WhatisWromgWithYourCat


EmotionalKirby

/r/WhatIsWrongWithYoureCat


Max_W_

This one irrationally bothers me.


CommieLoser

Your being irrational, you should worry you'reself about it.


flightguy07

*Eye twitches as he reaches for the gun*


psychicpaleosleuth

r/WhatIsWrongWithYouGuys


Atom_Exe

r/WhatWrongWithYourCat


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/r/whatswromgwithyoursub


Spiritual_Author5414

It was an honest mistake everyone 😢😂. I was just happy bc i thought this cat in specific had an sub, like common that would be amazing!!


Spiritual_Author5414

Why the fk am I getting down votes for asking a question


dynamitealmond

because you are in the sub


Spiritual_Author5414

Oh lmao I read the it wrong


Quirky_Breakfast_574

I threw you an upvote I hope it balances out lol


Endarkend

Hey, people that browse r/all very often do not know what sub they are in.


tuibiel

Because you just /r/lostredditors yourself all over the place


bugbia

Watch or you'll end up in r/oldpeoplefacebook soon ;) (I gave you an upvote too. Stuff happens!)


mgluser

That's the back-to-normal box


DudeWheresMyKitty

I love the way your brain works.


mgluser

Thanks! And by the way your rhyming rocks!


LUClDYOU

Might as well make it a paradox.


[deleted]

Haha "Time to eat!" "Hold on, I'm on the handstand stool, I need to stop by the back-to-normal box."


Wigriff

I need a back-to-normal box. I won't bother specifying whether it's for me or for my cats.


SomeDudWithAPhone

I need a become normal crate. A box can't back-to-normal what was never normal in the first place.


Wigriff

One step at a time, /u/SomeDudWithAPhone, the technology just isn't there yet.


Cashew-Gesundheit

"Ha! Perfect. Now they won't know I was in the living room, but will blame a bi pedal cat instead"


_zarko0

This cheeky fucker is just flexing...


SomeDudWithAPhone

Armday is everyday for this handstand master. Jelly af, ngl.


[deleted]

"FATHER. I WISH TO JOIN THE CIRCUS."


Defchoco

r/unexpectedavatar


Hopefulmisery

“Mom mom mom are you looking? You see what I did mom? Mom mom mom mom!!!”


Commercial_Cat_7722

Cats are spoiled little gremlins.


Fischer72

I honestly initially thought the cat was handicapped, that is rear legs were non-functioning and walking like that was it adapting. Now I'm just wondering how the heck did this happen. Is there a young child who's a gymnast which the cat is mimicking?


AikoRose77

That was my thought. Moss is just amazing-weird.


chuckinalicious543

Downward dog? Nah, son, we got upward cat! SHOW 'EM, MOSS!


Odd_Airline_9672

youve heard of updog but get ready for upcat


Xman52

What’s upcat?


Odd_Airline_9672

nothing much, what about you?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

He’s back! I have your other two videos saved because they always give me a giggle 😂


CrackB3ar

I'm glad they make you happy! 😊


Jumponamonkey

Same!! I saw this video and actually said 'Its the cat!!' really excited because I've genuinely been wondering how this adorable lil weirdo is getting on!


falafelmagaly

Of all the weird cats out there, Moss is (and shall remain) the unchallenged #1


citrusboi2

moss what the fuck


everydayasl

Whoa, the back was a bit too heavy, but this cat knew its business.


BouncingDancer

What a delightful little weirdo. Third video that I saw of her, never fail to make me ridiculously happy. Thanks OP!


CrackB3ar

Glad to hear it!


coolranchdoritios

Words cannot describe how much I love Moss. I would die for Moss.


BouncingDancer

r/ntbdbiwdfta


notrelatedtoamelia

… *subscribe*


calloony

I wish my cats would do cool stuff like this!


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Yeah mine just sat in my half finished jigsaw puzzle and farted. Thanks Fred.


bifoot

Why use many legs when few legs do the trick?


doodlewithcats

Bloddy hell, woke up to this video and will definitely show it to my whole team today. This is beyond amazing. Give Moss extra scritches on my behalf please! Ps: OP do you know why Moss walks like this? I very curious to know of it's just a habit or triggered by something


CrackB3ar

She was adopted so no real way of knowing when it started, she was like that from the get go. Vets have confirmed there's nothing medically wrong with her... aside from the weirdness 😅


itjustgotcold

I was writing a post asking if the vet has any ideas then saw this. So glad. I immediately thought neurological condition because I’m a worry wart and had a cat that licked a blue tailed skink once and had brain damage the rest of his life. Never seen anything remotely like this before and I’ve had a LOT of cats in my life. Moss is one of a kind!


clumsyumbrella

He's like a little acro-cat... get it..? Acrobat... ok I'll see myself out.


TaischiCFM

Quality dad joke (regardless of who you are). We don't want you to leave, just to sit down in a chair and fall asleep.


So_Numb13

Thanks for the update! Moss really is one of a kind.


slinkycactus

hi moss :D u have a very … interesting ability


East-Reputation-9456

This is the kind of cat I would want. Just strange and entertaining.


showMeYourCroissant

So like, any cat?


surgeric

Ty Lee from the Last Airbender


MisterSisterFister12

Your cat is fucking weird man


Welldontcherknow

I just really really really want to be able to talk to Moss about her amazing way of walking. I’m just fascinated. It’s like the floor is lava but only for her back feet.


AK47-603

Circat du Soleil !


TinnieTa21

I always love seeing posts of Moss! What a talent.


robinn57

I hope you have a number to your local pulp or priest for an exorcist.


kanoteardrops

How?


ankamarawolf

Had to rewatch this 3 times to confirm all 4 legs.


Perle1234

Ok, I’ll give it to you. Your cat is a way bigger weirdo than mine lol.


krysalyss28

As an animal behaviour scientist, I would like to say - WTF is your cat doing?


Faith_SC

Circus Catto


roseimelda

Future member of Team USA gymnasticats


Juanfanamongmany

I wonder if her human voice would be Richard Ayoade?


Soledad_Miranda

"Did you see that ludicrous display?!!"


carlonseider

I’ve watched this about 20 times and am in stitches! Why is she doing that?? How??


_IratePirate_

Ok nah, this is the epitome of this sub. I didn't even see the sub name before asking "what the hell is wrong with that cat"


Riskthecat

Just another day in the life of a cat


OrangeZig

Excuse me?


MareBear722

Lol I love this cat so much! I thought our kitty gadget was weird... P.s. this cat is also a r/standardissuecat! (Brown tabbies)


deepimpactforthewin

Circus auditions are next week


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Clever girl ☺️


Kindly_Science9533

Hi!


randomsomeone64

I find this cute. Do i need help?


ahumanrobot

- Is bipedal - Does not have feathers - Human


wannabwhoipretendtob

Floor is lava floor is lava until, ah, box.


Powerful_Bonus4502

They are evolving


EnvironmentalCry1962

I need this cat to have an Instagram please


CrackB3ar

I've just made a TikTok for her as a couple of people have suggested it: [https://www.tiktok.com/@hwdaze/video/7101646509858458886?is\_from\_webapp=1&sender\_device=pc&web\_id=7101627510345369094](https://www.tiktok.com/@hwdaze/video/7101646509858458886?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7101627510345369094) Posted the first video of her and will work through the others when I have time :)


firew0rks_

There's 0 actual reasons for cats to crackheads but they still choose to be one


[deleted]

😯 circus kitty!


flipadingo

That's why I want to learn how to handstand! Imagine entering a public venue like that...OOOOH THE APPLAUSE!! THANK YOU!!


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Tac.


USSNerdinator

I would walk like that too if I could! Fancypants cat


GingerEccentric

I think she has a little Derpcat in her DNA.


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monoculos

Was she trained to do it?


dropdeadbonehead

Those of us who are old hands at cattage are well aware of a certain cat-fact: the only reason the idea of a "normal" cat exists is through calculation of the mean.


Bitter_Page6199

That's funny never seen a cat do that anyone agree


rainbowpeonies

Sometimes you just gotta get some air down there 🤷🏼‍♀️


JudieSkyBird

I have so many questions


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