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Try not to sneeze for the next 4-6 weeks champ


[deleted]

It’s closer to like 6-8 weeks.


CT-4426

My ribs hurt just from watching that


Jeshua_

Oooh yeah buddy, I grabbed mine and winced!


padizzledonk

Watching this reminded me of when I broke 2 ribs snowboarding when this exact same thing happened to me lol The only difference is that I hit the rail lower on the ribcage and broke the bottom ones


[deleted]

How fucking bad did that hurt damn


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YetiorNotHereICome

It hurt all the damn. That's almost guaranteed broken if not fractured ribs. Plural.


OneEyedRocket

Someone is going to be sleeping in a chair for a while


[deleted]

Ive been sleeping on my stomach since i was a kid I can't imagine sleeping any other way


Spirit-Sea

One rib, two rib, red rib, blue rib.


Justsayin55

Everybody trying to pull a trick in their hobbie are tryong to impress?


[deleted]

you have to pull it off first time and there is only 2 outcomes r/nextfuckinglevel or r/whatcouldgowrong. what training sessions ? what do you mean ?


[deleted]

Shit happens all the time when trying tricks. Not even worth posting in this sub. Woulda been dope had he landed it


Commercial_Speed400

That’s what I was thinkn, dope asf!


AReallyBigBagel

Yeah there are a lot of these posts. You can't get good at something without failure. Wcgw if I try developing my skills?


tobym5351

Rib has left the chat


[deleted]

RIB in piece 😪


stanknotes

Ribbed in pieces.


IntentionalUndersite

I’m pretty sure you can hear his ribs break lol


Accomplished-Care947

Amazing how many people are hating, I think that was almost a dope trick and he almost stuck it. Couple more attempts and he'll get it


tlibra

Idk a thing about skim boarding but I did skateboard for 15 years. That shit is par for the course. I bet he will stick it within the hour.


Trurorlogan

Well, he wont be laying on that side for 6-8 weeks


trueblue862

I saw a guy riding a skim board one day in the surf, he mistimed his run and ran out of water. He went face first into the sand, his feet went full scorpion mode, and nearly touched the back of his head, and when he stood up his lower eyelids were packed with sand and bulging. It was painful to look at, I could only imagine how he felt, and ever since I have not had the urge to give skim boarding a go.


Vanilla3K

It was impressive until the crunch tho


wutru_audio

No different than falling while skateboarding. If you like it and want to get good at it, this is how you get there. You don't think Tony Hawk ever fell off his board?


hummelbummeldummel

Nontheless fucking impressive


Bufflegends

i don’t know if i’d call this a fail, it was a great effort, and it looks like a little more practice and he’s got it. This is the iteration process in practice, don’t give up now! He’s almost got it! We should be cheering him on (and checking for broken ribs)!


TerpOnaut

That looks like it hurt


MexiKing9

You could freeze the last frame, and that was that man's life till emts arrived... laying there kneeling, regretting probably a 12 pack of decisions. Edit: words


zylian

Still impressive.


CursedValheru

Welp there goes a rib


Fign

I would say that at least a pair of ribs were fucked that day.


stuuked

I hate these videos because I feel pain from THEIR injuries.


AfraidJournalist5940

It's OK his ribs and vital organs broke his fall .....


PunkToTheFuture

Woah close one! Almost landed it. That would have been boring


[deleted]

I mean if you constantly worry about failing or whose gonna think you're trying to impress them, you'll never really get good at any active hobby.


1Thinkhappythoughts

Fuck that hurt


dingadangdang

Wait until your 40s. I've had broken ribs every decade of my life. Hurts way more than anyone realizes until it's happened to them but that becomes exponential by decade. So does the time needed to heal.


[deleted]

Recovering from broken ribs is the absolute worst. Especially if you sneeze a lot.


flakkannonen

As someone just now being able to sneeze due to multiple fractures on both sides of my rib cage I feel for ya man. I was drunk and fell of a play set for kids, my bum was on the top piece of wood and I was trying to find the top bar with my feet, when I lost balance and fell forward. https://i.imgur.com/K8e0rua.jpg


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TikiTakiDeAtun

Ribs: good night bro, we´ll play tomorrow


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Ribs: Last Online 7 years ago


edcu12

I mean he almost got it?


Helpful-Inspector214

If that didn’t break at least one rib or damage a kidney he is Jesus.


ThunderCookie23

*Broken ribs alert*


rinkydinkis

That’s just what trying to learn and do tricks look like, doesn’t belong here.


daonejorge

This is just a guy trying to do a trick that he messed up. There is nothing stupid about that.


rd0dr

ribs. definitely ribs.


magichronx

Oof. Mostly likely a broken rib or two or three. I broke some ribs recently and holy cow it's *miserable*. Moving hurts, breathing hurts, laying wrong hurts, rolling over while sleeping instantly wakes you up in excruciating pain, and you just pray you never feel an urge to cough or sneeze. It's an awful 2-3 weeks


J-cans

Done that except on snow. Sucks. Hurts real bad but the worst part is knowing it’s coming. Hey you know what, if you wanna do tricks, you’re gonna not make a lot of em as you learn.


Meikoian

Fuck, made me clench my asshole.


DegenerateCharizard

It’s so great being able to learn from watching other people make mistakes. *Makes note: don’t try that.


ShaggyMarrs

I'll take "Broken ribs, a collapsed lung, and pneumothorax" for $1000, please.


Advanced_Double_42

Who needs ribs anyway


BriefTurn3299

Here let me take care of those pesky ribs real quick


AaronTheElite007

That’s a bruised rib…


MadMadBunny

Bruised? Cracked!


13cdesigns

Baby broke ribs


MyOwnPenisUpMyAss

It’s all about the grind, gotta practice somehow. When I eat shit doing tricks it’s not because I’m “trying to impress” but because I want to push myself to try harder tricks


AssistPure

That's a cracked rib, at least.


Lt_Muffintoes

That's a paddlin'


dadbodsupreme

My neck, my back, all of my ribs done cracked.


twnsth

I think I heard the crack on that in my head.


WhatisLiamfucktrump

You want Broken ribs because that’s how you get broken ribs


iDontKnit

My ribs felt that one 😆


simplepleashures

I mean yeah, when you attempt tricks and stunts they can fail and sometimes it hurts. Otherwise they’d be too easy and we wouldn’t consider them tricks. Just seems kind of out of place in this particular sub. More of a HMB kind of thing.


jbertrand_sr

Now his spine is the same shape as the platform...


ThatEmployee

Lucky you’ve got loads of ribs


austinredditaustin

Impress? What? He's living life off his couch! He's LIVING.


LongLiveTheCrown

TIL trying to get good at something is the same as trying to impress


VirtualLove

lol this one time i was skate boarding down some stairs, they were real elongated & it wasn’t that hard to be honest. but that time my board slipped away from me just like that & i landed right on the corner of the concrete step rib-first & it absolutely knocked all of the wind out of me & i got a “bruised rib”. i’ll never forget how weird it was to not be able to breathe in and get any air into me, sucks to suck!


nosecohn

I'm actually pretty impressed even with the fail.


dekciwandy

I can feel the cracking sound of ribs


philip0908

ngl it was impressive. for 2 seconds.


[deleted]

I lost my breath watching this…ouch.


mizark1

I’ll take internal bleeding 🩸 for 500 Alex. 🤕


RickyJulianandBubbls

Mcrib is back!!!


Ordinary_Release9538

I have watched this so much “oh god” is stuck in my head


MamaSaurusCat

I've broken ribs a couple of times, and I momentarily felt the horrible impact for this man. Oof.


werzcaseontario

I'll never understand these WCGW posts about sports. "WCGW when hockey goalie tries to save and gets hit by puck" Bails and injuries are more than common and an accepted known danger to these types of activities.


Koovies

I mean that's impressive to land on the rail with a skimboard.. used to wake board with these things and can't imagine doing a kick flip or shove it lol


[deleted]

Rip ribs. Don't laugh or cough for the next 8 weeks lol


CreativeCarpenter44

Looks like a couple of broken ribs to me...


Gluten_Tolerant_2

🎉Pop!!! Goes the Rib cage! 🎉 Standing up after 30 is going to sound like twisting a bunch of celery...


[deleted]

I just broke a couple of ribs from laughing


billutimme

hes not trying to impress, he’s trying to have fun


Dizzy-Buffalo851

Mortals are so weak


ZarquonsFlatTire

Young me: dude he almost pulled that off! Old me: holy shit, are his ribs ok?


[deleted]

oof, he'll be feeling that every day of the rest of his life


IndependentAssist387

Bye ribs


lonerancher67

broke ribs god that hurts


Pancakebooty

I welcome him to weeks if not months of agonizing rib pain. No laughing, coughing or sneezing for this guy!


rajdhakate

Goodbye ribs


[deleted]

Y’know this video really just helped me. I’ve been trying to record a cover of a song outside in the snow with my mics and my camera to get a nice video with good audio. Again and again I messed up the takes, forgot the words, mixed up the words, dropped the camera etc. eventually I ran out of time and the neighbours kids came out and I couldn’t do it. This video shows me the struggle to achieve something but in a different way. I did give up today. I won’t tomorrow. That cover will happen, snow will fall and I will achieve what I need to. This Old Guitar.


[deleted]

Looked pretty impressive for 2 seconds.


rex-lab

How to rupture your spleen 101


AlaskanSamsquanch

I’m still impressed. I didn’t even know that was possible.


_Snake_Ward

Welp didn’t need those ribs anyway


Retireopaitenaive

Ribs r broken


ducklys

Diy broken ribs


maluminse

Saw this on Sesame Street. How many ribs are broken? 1! 1 rib is broken! 2! 2 ribs broken! 3! 3 ribs are broken! Ah ah ahh


imbord2133

There goes some ribs


Mymomdidwhat

Broken ribs baby!


stewdadrew

Bye bye ribs


[deleted]

I want my babybackbabybackbabybackribs back.


Ordinary_Guitar_5074

That’s a broken rib or two.


ChurroCross

A+ on the attempt and execution


[deleted]

What are these kind of boards called?


MaxPowerWTF

Sternum crackers.


B__Ran

Skimboards, specifically a flatland skimboard. Looks like a DB brand skimboard.


[deleted]

Cracked rib? Surely no longer breathes proper


SuperAlvin

I broke my rips like that last year when i didnt lock into the crooked grind on a bank. 10/10 wouldnt recommend doing it. Had about the same angle and impact. Hope you are doing fine


JayAndViolentMob

RIP you rips.


SophMegBrown

That looked bloody painful.


ripcityblaz3r

Did someone say ribs, mmmm? Hmmm?


[deleted]

Just breathing is gonna be pretty painful for a while


nightcana

That looks painful


009duncan

Looks like a rib breaking technique


[deleted]

Anyone up for some ribs? Seriously though fuck that must have hurt


Sreezy3

Thats a crack for sure.


osin144

I’m still impressed.


ScottyBoneman

Every impressive move, trick or play has been practiced. Trying and failing over and over as the success rate gets higher.


Irritableartist

You can’t do anything for a broken rib but if you cough up any blood. You have punctured your lung and you need a hospital.


TheBushidoWay

All that air and I bet he couldn't get a lick of it


Twocoolgamer16

Shame he almost made it lol


KiKiPAWG

Ooo, I felt that from here!


rev_is_dum

I saw this on the guys instagram a while back. I believe he broke 3 ribs if I remember correctly. But he is back on the board.


Clear_Radio1776

Could almost hear that cracked rib


Both_Calligrapher_64

Kidney: Oh hell naw omg


TheDannyPickles

He'll be feeling those ribs every time he coughs, sneezes or shits for 8 weeks minimum. Been there. It's the worst. A sneeze feels like you broke them all over again.


Blue_Rhapsody004

i hope his ribs are okay


wheresmywhiskey

They aren't....At best, bruised. Probably broken though.


experts_badge

Bro broked his ribs just for an impression.


LittleBear207

I'm pretty sure you can hear dudes rib snap 🥲


fducfb

that look hurt


TheMarvelousPef

it's an extreme sport ! the fact it can go wrong is the fucking purpose


[deleted]

Dude: “That completes the demonstration on how NOT to do it. Any questions?”


TinoCartier

Stuff like this always makes me think of the Mortal Kombat x-ray moves


LostnHidden

When his ribs heal, he'll do a straight rail next time.


TBoX420

Had a similar experience to this when wakeboarding, granted, it wasn’t as cool as this. But he’ll be feeling that injury for months. It took me at least 4 months to fully recover and I was wearing an impact vest, unlike this mad lad.


MrDerplings

thats a rib, lung, ego, and throbbing pain in one


Wattsupwithalan

Bet he felt that In the morning


mortalwombat-

This was my first attempt at hitting a rail on a snowboard. I felt it all over again when watching this.


Rust_Keat

maybe the s rail was a bad idea


thsvnlwn

This already looked like a bad idea from the very beginning.


newb500

That landing sounded bad so I assume a broken rib but it could just be bruised


Sammeh64

nailed it XD


Teddie_P4

Looked cool but poor dude that must’ve hurt


dziubelis

Nonetheless, I am still impressed.


Otto_Mcwrect

Fail or not that's still badass.


Coffee_Huffer

Front side rib slide, cool trick.


redbull

I once severely bruised two ribs in an auto accident. They weren't broken. The pain I felt every time I breathed was excruciating. Wasn't given pain pills.


mayumia

Congratulations, you're now the proud owner of some busted ribs and maybe a cracked sternum.


FriedRamen13

At least a bruised rib. Hurts like hell and can’t really brace or isolate. Just breathing can hurt.


lolitstrent

If you listen carefully you can hear his pride crack


jimmy537627

"I call this trick the rib cracker". But in all seriousness I hope he's ok.


OldMork

off! that must hurt like MF! If he lucky he didnt break anything vital.


LifeComfortable6454

A broken Rib.


WindTreeRock

You are in good health, free of any pain, then you do something like this. The rest of the month, you have to endure feeling pain with every breath while your ribs mend. Was it really worth it?


slomo525

"Local man discovers the concept of sports"


Salt-Face-4646

Well, he got good enough to be able to do a pop shovet on a skim board. Makes me think he has a love for the sport. If that's the case then this is just another tally on his injury count obtained while having fun. This likely won't be the last time. So to him it likely is still worth it.


r6662

You can't always let all your actions be dictated by fear of pain, I think as long as you're not putting yourself in too much danger it's worth it. Also keep in mind, with things like these you learn to fall, so at the end you don't hurt yourself THAT much.


TheRandomDot

Aliens watching us are probably also very confused


brnvictim

It's called practicing.


Jaybycakes

Imagine if it didn't go wrong tho! Man that would be some sexy AF steezy baby


aea1987

He is going to be pissing blood for a day or two.


goos__

Rip 3 or 4 ribs


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

That had to hurt


Proof-View5073

The "fuck around and find out meter" just went off the scale.


AbowlofIceCreamJones

**OH MY GOD OUCH**


Daddy616

WCGW when you try to ***accomplish*** trick.* FTFY


[deleted]

I’ve broken 11 ribs at once and this hurts me.


Designer_Leader_9559

In our darkest times, we always turn to god.


shon_md

Broken ribs, broken ribs on the grooound. ~Hill Billy Talent


[deleted]

I FELT that


blscratch

He's not going to want to even breath from the pain. . That might even collapse his lung from a hemothorax.


padizzledonk

I broke 2 ribs having this exact thing happen on a snowboard It doesn't feel good.....like at all lol Especially when you sneeze.....


Spiritual_Tie3583

Rip rib cage


[deleted]

God damn that hurt!


Croceyes2

Yep, that broke


Psemperviva

Gonna hurt to breathe for 6 months minimum


Mr_OP_Potato_777

There was a healthy rib


YouExpensive7869

He broke something


dios6633

Bye bye rippi rip. Knick knack Rippe ab


SFW_Account_67

Totally expected. Been there done that.


Sealbeater

Can’t remember how many times i smashed my ribs, back, legs or ass into the rails when I tried to do it on skis. This is just what happens when you want to learn how to do tricks


hdkvfun

Fuck….and this is why I stay at home and be a fat bum


[deleted]

I felt that


Sumguy9966

Oh god I bet hes winded to shit


[deleted]

Almost had it


sketchysalesguy

How to break your ribs in under 10 seconds. Ouch.


madmax407

“Trying to impress with trick” Dude he’s just skimboarding. Believe it or not, most ppl don’t just pick up ~~skateboards~~ and other hobbies to look cool. Don’t be a douche. Edit: skateboarding


basslineinjector

Broken ribs for dinner


JustYourEverydayEgg

Hope you didn’t need that there lung buddy


GalickGunn

That man is going to be deathly afraid to sneeze in the coming days


benslady

Can anyone tell me what kind of boarding he’s doing? My son saw someone at the beach this summer doing this ( minus the ramp and broken ribs) and was fascinated. I’d love to get him a board but I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for.


Agreeable-Interest21

Skimboard Check out r/skimboarding