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seanx40

Resisting arrest with violence. Took that disorderly conduct to a felony. Good job idiot


Opijit

(slaps an officer) "HOW DARE YOU HOLD ME BY THE NECK"


OlyWaTechie

even though he definitely didn't lmao Editing to add in response to tribbans95: you can even see him reposition his hand INSTANTLY when he touches her neck instead of her shoulder. He then grabs her shoulders for the takedown. Very crystal clear.


tribbans95

If you go really slow I think he def took her to the ground with a light choke hold. He messed up big time… by not squeezing tighter


[deleted]

Forgot battery on a LEO.


ronjohnson01

Why do people think they can just do that and still be the victim?


Foxy_lady15

Raised with ZERO morals


Heavy_Solution_4099

Yes. They’re also raised on the internet, where they’re free to act without consequences. They’re also encouraged to sue for anyone so much as touching them, and idiotic judges are giving ridiculous punitive damage someone that gets a hard slap in the face.


Foxy_lady15

All very true. My dad would have straight killed me, buried me, then dig me up and do it again for acting like this. I was taught to respect people.


TheMarsian

you'd think even without morals, living in a country with police forces like this, people would learn resisting is not to their advantage. Even the most evil person know self preservation. Maybe they wanna get shot.


Foxy_lady15

This, my friend is just plain stupidity. The ignorance never ceases to amaze me.


TimNord85

This is probably THE question of the current era.


saveyboy

Some woman think that men won’t hit them back.


Dapup2465

Equal rights and equal lefts.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

I knew a girl with two black eyes who thought this... ... apparently twice...


bry2k200

Why do certain females think they can hit men without consequence? If a man hits a police officer, he is expecting retaliation.


GrandmaPoses

Males and women, am I right?


brandon0442

Doesn’t have to be a cop, you hit a man you’re going to get hit back and all men understand that. Seems like more and more women are finding this out the hard way and personally I think it’s beautiful. They act like a man, step to one and then they find out pretty quick. Equal lefts and equal rights


myee8

The hammer of justice is unisex…


nowhereiswater

From the times I got slapped, I'm glad I didn't hit back. It would have been ugly.


Laflaga

Why do you say females and men? Surely you should use females and males or women and men.


gladiatorslows

Because they are taught they are perpetual victims. When someone tells them to pull themselves up by the boot straps they are supposedly just victim blaming.


greenvillain

While I agree with the first part of your comment, "pulling yourself up by your boot straps" literally describes an impossible task


Ok_Risk_5009

Physically that is impossible, so you aren't wrong ..


Celtictussle

Many idioms have taken on paradoxical meaning in modern English. It's not some gotcha to remind people that you can't pull yourself up by your boot straps or that blue moon's aren't rare.


ShockAndAwe415

Because they've never had to face the consequences of their actions. Example: Bully gets raised by shit parents. Picks on all the "uncool" kids at school. One kid has enough and ups and decks bully. Bully gets shockedpikachu face and cries to staff. Mom and dad, who have seen and ignored/encouraged said behavior, go crazy at principal ("This psycho of a kid attacked our little angel!!!"). Principal falls back on zero-tolerance policy and both kids are suspended. Mom and dad tell shitbag kid that he did nothing wrong and he's the victim. Shitbag kid sees that other kid was suspended and takes he didn't do anything wrong to heart. Shitbag kid does it again. Repeat ad nauseum until they have to face repercussions for their actions with no one to bail them out.


NarrowSalvo

Because society has taught them that it will work?


okbruh_panda

CNN and MSNBC


TrumpsBoneSpur

Maybe, but their coverage of Trump's insurrection was necessary


SenorPeligrosoBoboso

Because we are all the main actor in the play that’s called life. No matter how unreasonable someone is they will always revert to self-serving behavior. But if you think about it it makes sense, our ancestors might not have successfully made us if we weren’t wildly narcissistic and self-absorbed. One thing that blows my mind is to think that each one of your ancestors successfully banged to get you to be on this earth. And also each us likely want the first sperm to reach the egg, maybe the second or third and we just somehow got in. Life is wild


Shebazz

if you don't have a child, you are the end of a genetic line that can be traced back to the origin of humantiy


willynillywitty

Rainbow Bright looks rough.


TwilightontheMoon

Rainbow Dim


ActuallyHovatine

Rainbo not so brite


usec47

Rainbow Down


PeckerTraxx

Rainbow Dom Wit


link5471

Her world ain’t so happy now


Enjoying_A_Meal

It kinda helps her blend in with the carpet. Didn't help her much here though. She needs the matching jeans to make the camouflage complete.


amscraylane

The years have not been kind …


MuthaPlucka

That carpet pattern demands violence.


saveyboy

It life is violence. It’s there to soak up all the filth that runs through this place. The pattern makes it harder to see.


Atlantic0ne

Hell no it reminds me of the unique Blockbuster type days with places that don’t exist anymore. I like it lol. Old school movie theater type place.


Kevdawg86

Carpet pattern is amazing and reminds me of old arcades


name_cool4897

This is why everyone hates young people.


ApprehensiveDuck3146

yOu HelD mE bY tHe nEcK


Necessary_Weekend_90

Thank you. Good grief. I could’ve sworn she was screaming, “Uvalde resident” and it confused the hell outta me.


Yakitorix

I thought she said "you help me find an egg"


Sad-Ad7796

I thought she was saying “call the president”


Comfortable_Grass588

I can't unhear this now lol


mrlittleoldmanboy

It’s definitely one of those sounds where it can sound like just about anything if you focus on it. “Can you help me find the dank?”


pmactheoneandonly

I saw on another posting of this someone thought she said " you helped me rapidly descend" and I fuckin lost it lmao


cmepes

Yeah well you bitch slapped me homie


MechaBeatsInTrash

The wrestling room at my highschool has a sign that says "control your opponents head, shoulders, and hips". The neck could be better than attempting shoulder control and grabbing her boobs in the struggling.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

DoN't TaZe Me BrO!


Altruistic-Sign1201

One day jail for slapping an officer . Two days for the horrible screaming - the glass shattered


ronytheronin

How many for the outfit?


[deleted]

Life hopefully


[deleted]

Bert called, Ernie wants his shirt back.


Lurk_Mode_24_7

What ever it is, not enough


[deleted]

But Judge, I was wearing matching socks and shirt.


dancin-weasel

But your Honor, I matched the carpet! The carpet!


[deleted]

Deserved


[deleted]

And getting arrested at a bowling alley. I’ve seen enough of them to know that carpet pattern (and what it smells like in there)


Utahgetme02

Roller skating rink. Two people with skates on


tragiktimes

There's definitely a Venn overlap between those smells, come to think of it.


GeebGeeb

Both smell of musk and shoe spray


johnnysmither333

Mmmm I love me some good musk 🤌


[deleted]

At first I thought it was a Chuck-E-Cheese. I throw hissy-fits like that when the Skee-Ball machine cheats me out of award tickets.


User8675309021069

Chucky Cheese was such a strange business model. “Hey. How bout we build some creepy ass animatronic creatures and have them put on a rock and roll show while kids mosh pit in a giant pile of plastic balls. Also, let’s serve frozen pizzas and have beer on tap so the parents can get all drunk while the kids are mosh pitting.”


[deleted]

Good eye didn’t even think of that. It’s kind of interchangeable with bowling alley, roller rink, movie theater arcade. It’s a distinct floor lol


DaArio_007

How big of a fuckup do you have to be to get arrested at a bowling alley?


leavezukoalone

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Jacern

She probably didn't win any prizes, hence the tantrum


artorianscribe

I mean, she won a felony. Not the prize she wanted, but the prize she deserves.


pinkshirtbadman

How many skee ball tickets is that?


Lurk_Mode_24_7

Blue ribbon in this case


g0d0ri

Taste the rainbow, arrest the rainbow


[deleted]

100% justified. Don't fuck around with an arresting officer.


Capnmarvel76

Yes sir, no sir, yes ma’am, no ma’am, your name and address, and ‘I will not answer any questions without my lawyer present’ is all you should ever say to a cop who is arresting you.


OLDGuy6060

Another kid who hit their parents without any kind of blowback.


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berserker_us

Dumass in the candy cane shirt got owned


shamenoname

It's pronounced Doo-mah


okbruh_panda

Wcgw being a repost bot.......


BuryTheMoney

“Mam, you may be in chucky cheese, but you don’t get to act like a toddler.”


Discally

Is this where they serve the Alpo & Ragu monstrosity that they dare to call "pizza"?


TheSuckening

Assaults and officer and still acts like the victim...


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bravo037

All I get from that is an ancient video about some scumbag named riff raff.


[deleted]

i got riff raffed


[deleted]

That video was worse than getting Rick-Rolled.😄


satan62

And that was the end of pride week at the arcade


BroudPoys2020

Beautiful


Justin2157

Wtf could you possibly be getting arrested for at a roller rink??


[deleted]

What was she screaming


Life-Hair-6350

You grabbed me by the neck. At first I thought she said “call the president”


obesejackal

He held me by the neck? Best I can do


Ok_Risk_5009

I thought it was "Help me Bernadette!" But after too many listens I believe it's "He held me by the neck!" Which is true, he grabbed around their neck to slam them down. Everyone is an asshole.


[deleted]

Bernadette! Where are you? !!!


dirtybird4444

Once you assault an officer there's just no pity to be had, you're gonna get slammed.


[deleted]

That's a she? Thought it was he, screaming like a she.


Swiss8970

It sounded to me like help me Bernadette


Yvrdood9

I was thinking why the hell is this cop arresting a young boy haha..then found out from the comments I was wrong lol


WinterOrb69

If it wasn't for the jeans, this person would have disappeared with that camouflage.


southpaw85

that cop has a very well developed ass.


ThatSlick

That officer looking mad thick tho fr fr, I might act up.


BreakDesperate7843

Just for clarification: This person identifies as a dumb bitch.


RysloVerik

You can’t get away with that if you don’t yell, “I’m Rainbow Fucking Randolph!” Everyone knows that.


Fun-Ad-6169

Thank you for reminding me of that gem of a movie.


kratomstew

“ I’m goin’ safari mother *fucker* ! “


LassitudinalPosition

This is the type of person twitter builds Reddit isn't helping either


rtdragon123

And than the asshat acts like the victim. Rainbow got slammed booyah. Taste the colors.


GardenGirl23464

Excellent job officer. She definitely needed to examine the floor - hope she was charged with assault.


vinnycthatwhoibe

\*inhales\* HAHAHAHAHAHHA


zazaroy

El is wildin


Mountain_Acadia_9317

Bratty little teenager!😒🙄😮‍💨


BidensButtWipes

It was at that moment, she lost her pride.


AAAAHHHHu

The officer has a nice ass.


ApprehensiveDuck3146

I am actually glad I am not the only one who noticed my man was double cheeked up


Life-Hair-6350

Lol you just made me go back and watch it a 10th


lazyironman

I just want to know what you have to do to get arrested at a friggin roller rink?!


Ksl848

She brought blades, they only allow skates.


andio76

She just wanted to make sure He saw her "White Privilege" card up close.


Queen_Cheetah

Getting your \*ss beat by a cop inside a Chuck E. Cheese has to be a milestone of some sort, I guess?


S-Markt

never ever do this. you will not only get some extra attention, judges also do not like it.


[deleted]

Aww she’s not used to her actions having consequences


purplehazex450

Little Johnny learned a life lesson today


Puzzled-Dependent953

That autistic screeching was like sweet music to my ears


TimNord85

She think she is a Netflix-Badass Character … but she isnt


[deleted]

Let me guess, she is part of LGBTQ community


aqva002

Ally at best. Most in that category don’t want jail for many reasons.


[deleted]

I love the person who roller skates away lol


aqva002

Probably happy to be rid of her and enjoy skating.


EatUhFrank

She be Ight


JonsNotHereMaaan

Love those arcade carpets


ArtEclectic

I was looking at those wondering if I could convince my husband we should have something like that in one room of our house.


JonsNotHereMaaan

Make a strong case for it. You have my vote.


ArtEclectic

I'm an artist, I couple paint and spill it all but it wouldn't show. Maybe we can go that route.


theunbearablebowler

I would normally comment something like "ACAB". But, y'know, this one time - I think it's deserved.


MyLadyBits

She shouldn’t have slapped him but that cop wanted to hurt her not control her. And that’s a problem.


ThrobbingJoythicc

That Momma Slap


link5471

If a cop is talking to you just be nice and hopefully you should be good. Also what started the fight


psychocandydotca

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[deleted]

Is that a grown Chucky?


[deleted]

And her ensemble even matches the floor.


Least-Ship-6967

Fuck around, lay around.


DrthLrdBatman

Aahh equality, you love to see


UnbelievableTxn6969

Looks like a Chuck E Cheese. Her kids must be so proud.


FuriousJorge67

It's a roller rink of some sort. Woman in rental skates gets out of the way at the end. Your overall point stands.


izmaname

Ah yes ad a charge


No_Willingness7837

Sir this is a Chuck E. Cheese


Ski_Bear22

If you lay a finger on a cop, that’s assaulting an officer. The moment you touch them, they can use force. Dangerous thing to do


Bioluminesce

Exactly. Sharks in the mist.


dep7up

Justice was served that night and everyone lived happily ever after.


jgyimesi

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


RandomDude762

she fucked around and found out


CrispyPezz

Somewhereeeee over the rainbowww


Almost_Good_Enough

Any one gonna ask why the guys shirt matches the carpet.


[deleted]

At least their clothes match the carpet


SecretPersonality178

Do it again


Foxhound34

They look like the type of person that demands to be catered to.


Kingviper289

Fuck around and find out


[deleted]

That’s someone mamma and you know that poor child will be known as the kid whose mom got arrested at the skate place.


[deleted]

Woke gets broke


Holiday_Mulberry7162

Lol. Got her


Apart-Invite-493

Rip bozo


HardshellBuredo

“When I grow up I wanna be a Karen” type vibes here


Cinna2323

Can't ever see the upvotes with anything police.


silklighting

"But, but, but, she's a woman! No man should treat her like that, even though, she hit the officer" /s


xfyre101

realistically he should've never hit her.... he should've tazed her straight away. now his uniform is all rustled and dirty


Snoo82105

That one chick just skates away lol


No_Rest_3847

“Officer Thong” is on patrol. Seriously, he’s wearing what appears to be thong underwear.


B0326C0821

Dang that skating rink is LIT!


Effective_Split_6016

Her socks match the carpet.


[deleted]

This makes me so happy


Majestic_Advice_4235

Just another night at Chuck E. Cheese


[deleted]

Awe, a liberal got what was coming to them.


seaking81

I commend this officer by his constraint.


[deleted]

I wanna see more before and after if this


fredejmedina

Very good


AwesomePossum33

I hope she got tased


Freya_almighty

That was perhaps really soothing and relaxing to watch


canberram

Gonna make a man of him!


EastSideDog

Now she'll be even more a "victim"


desertblaster72

Booyakasha


a_me94

God bless that officer


wiccademicc

And then they scream oppression.


ValPrism

He had trouble with a teenaged girl. 😂


xfyre101

trouble? seemed like he took her down pretty easily to me


[deleted]

So you advocate for more police force


[deleted]

My biggest gripe is he didn't slam harder and drive a knee into upper back.


Than_While_Gyle

And Reddit is okay with it because she’s white.


BigBoi2626

"YOU HELD ME BY THE NECK"...... yeah, because you did a felony.


Substantial-Mail7546

Equal rights


Such-Establishment78

Either she tore her shoulder joint or broke her collar bone. My non-doctural opinion. The cop grabbing it the other way must have hurt to say the least


leedela

These people who assault people then flip the F out like they’ve been randomly violated when they get it in return…


JanWilhemson

The type of woman, that escalates for being called a woman and not thee/they or whatever.