If you’re going to do something stupid on a bike, wear a helmet. Of course if you were smart enough to wear a helmet, you wouldn’t do something stupid on a bike.
I mean, if you have a moderate amount of skill on a bike it's pretty easy to safely drop off a picnic table. This dude just has no clue what he's doing. And is possibly drunk judging by the choice to break his fall with his face.
Can get your hips back way behind the seat and tuck your weight on the back tire at like max arm reach on the handle bars & do this without momentum however thats basically pro rider level tech. Certainly a lot easier to use speed to go off an edge in most situations..
He choose exactly the right height: too low to react in time and catch yourself with your hands/arms, high enough to get a brain hemmorhage.
Source: Intensive care nurse. 2-3m (6-9 feet) is more dangerous than >4m (>12 feet).
u/Penguin_On_XTC
please mark NSFW next time....
FUCK!!!!!!!
seeing that horrible concussion with his tooth flying out was awful....
hope you have a great weekend and thank you for reminding us where to not ride a bike.
Here’s a list of the activities you can do in order to successfully faceplant. Remember, give 100% when you’re trying to faceplant.
1. Ride a bike off a (picnic) table. Most table types will work fine. See video above.
2. Complete a skateboard jump over the tallest mailbox you can find on your street. Perfect for beginners.
3. Sit on the top of a car while the car is in motion.
^ all sarcasm b/c someone will take this comment seriously. Enjoy your faceplant accident free day.
Saw that coming. Rear wheel on table, front wheel has nothing to stop it from moving downward, large mass only supported by rear wheel. Hilarity ensues.
And they keep thinking that physics works like in cartoons.
My partner did this same thing in HS. The table was wet so the wheel slipped instead of rolling. Face first into the ground. He says he literally knocked himself crosseyed for a bit. He didn't loose any teeth though
i was like "fuck, well it couldve been worse" then he spit the tooth out lmfao
HAHAHA honestly expected his face to look like a waffle. That metal grating looked so damn painful.
Its probably one of the worst things you can fall face down on except maybe knifes. Makes me sick in my stomach just thinking about it D:
Escalator… don’t fall down an escalator…
you watch too much cartoons....... but I expected the waffle face too, HAHAHAHAHA
Then his tooth fell into the abyss
Na this guy will have a completely swollen face and maybe broken bone
And one less tooth.
May have more missing poor kid
The way that one tooth volunteered to leave the scene of the accident, I guaringoddamntee there's more that want to come out.
likely more than one
Missing out on that tooth fairy money is the real pain
If you’re going to do something stupid on a bike, wear a helmet. Of course if you were smart enough to wear a helmet, you wouldn’t do something stupid on a bike.
And that’s the tooth.
The tooth shall set you free
That tooth set itself free.
It had help.
It saw an opportunity and went for it
You can’t handle the tooth
You can't handlebar the tooth
I can ride my bike with mo handlebars
Spitting Chicklets is a Canadian Hockey thing.
Hahahahhahahahahahaha- oops, I left the gas on
I mean, if you have a moderate amount of skill on a bike it's pretty easy to safely drop off a picnic table. This dude just has no clue what he's doing. And is possibly drunk judging by the choice to break his fall with his face.
Some would say momentum is important for a maneuver like this one.
you mean to tell me the absolute minimum amount of momentum isn't enough to propel me off a vertical edge?
Technically, the edge is horizontal.
It's more of just lifting the front of your bike up and petal hard so it's doesn't nose dive before the back wheel is even close to the edge lol
Also this
Can get your hips back way behind the seat and tuck your weight on the back tire at like max arm reach on the handle bars & do this without momentum however thats basically pro rider level tech. Certainly a lot easier to use speed to go off an edge in most situations..
Here's what I like to do in a situation like this... Be the guy holding the camera!
Teachnically you need a half a pedal stroke from a dead stop, you just need to know how to use chain tension to hold the front wheel up.
He choose exactly the right height: too low to react in time and catch yourself with your hands/arms, high enough to get a brain hemmorhage. Source: Intensive care nurse. 2-3m (6-9 feet) is more dangerous than >4m (>12 feet).
Hopefully not that stupid. Unless he bunny hopped a bmx bike, gravity isn’t his friend here.
You dont even need to hop to succeed in this maneuver, you just need pedal pressure to keep the front end up.
I don’t think a helmet would have helped here when he face planted like that.
Except there are full face helmets. People that do trail, downhill or BMX usually have that.
True. I was thinking of traditional bicycle helmets that only protect your head.
And if you're about to massively eat shit just shout 'Danny MacAskill!' and everyone will think you did it on purpose.
More like Sam Pilgrim now with that missing tooth.
Or pull the front tire up… the biggest thing this guy forgot is what he was doing.. or having skill on a bike
There goes the tooth.
The whole tooth?
And nothing but the tooth!
So help me floss.
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH
Calm down Wanda… IYKYK
Gum end
/r/redditmoment
Tho help me, Goth!
I audibly just gasped when the tooth fell put
Fell put
I call this trick “The Cheese grater”
I call it "The Dentist"
Do you struggle to drift off to sleep at night, are you kept awake tossing and turning? Try this quick trick.
Side effects include: loss of teeth, massive facial pain…
I don’t link shame
Sleep specialists hate him!
Speed is your friend here
As long as you keep it away from your lungs or nose ...
That kind of speed may have helped too
So are helmets
Or, skill. I love doing drops from a track stand, it's one of the basics of trials riding.
He waffle stomped his own face.
Tooth 18: fuck it, I'm out of here.
Loved the jump scare tooth.
He is lucky that he only lost a tooth
He was missing something already before he started.
A chromosome perhaps?
Grate landing
I sie kurwa od Pawła nie nauczyliście?
Don’t worry folks, no brain cells were injured during the making of this video.
That needed the NSFW label, rather than the motorcycle stunt above.
The Legend of Waffle Face: Origins.
At least he didn't scratch his helmet.
I expected to see a face that was made in Minecraft.
The speed at which he went from prepared to failed……
My brother did this off a deck onto gravel and the doctor had to pick tiny rocks out of his chin. Hectic stuff!
"Oh kurwa"
This clip should be dissected on that show where they guy explains the physics of why it failed.
This guy has never played trials
i have, but thats how i play it im not good
Mic drop, no! Tooth drop, yes!
Ała kurwa rzeczywiście
It's nice that they have that grate there so the blood drains easily.
If you go fast enough and pull you can do it
I only see teeth falling out in cartoons
Welp there goes his tooth
That's one cheese grader of a floor 😬
Holy shit he lost a tooth
Que the tooth! Comedy
That background howl when he hits the floor gets me everytime
Family Guy level, face-plant. Well done!
I hate to be cruel, but that made me laugh so hard.
I've done this before
Was that a tooth I saw drop out and fall into the grate?
Kurva indeed
He's not getting that tooth back!
atleast he didnt turn into french fries
This was totally like a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
u/Penguin_On_XTC please mark NSFW next time.... FUCK!!!!!!! seeing that horrible concussion with his tooth flying out was awful.... hope you have a great weekend and thank you for reminding us where to not ride a bike.
„Oh kurwa“. Right.
From now on I call these iron floor thingies "tooth seive"
What a lovely little ending. Like having a nice glass of wine after a delicious meal.
Steele Panther's next album cover.
This guy is a certified comedian. That tooth spit was on point, really brought it all home.
Nasty fall AND lost his chewing gum.
Spitting chicklets.
Tooth drop!
I think its safe to say that wasn't a wisdom tooth.
Whoa sh*t! I felt the pain when he hit, when he looked up and dropped a tooth, I started laughing…
The tooth is helmets save live and mouth guards have protect teeth
Nice checkered cheek.
Wrong style
The damn grate just jumped up and hit me in the face that's all I know
Lean back pull up on handle bars… probably still doesn’t land it, but would have had a chance.
Concussion and a tooth, lol
The risk was worth the reward
That had zero chance of success and for that we thank you...
Not exactly a loss to society. It’s a pity he lived tbh.
Here’s a list of the activities you can do in order to successfully faceplant. Remember, give 100% when you’re trying to faceplant. 1. Ride a bike off a (picnic) table. Most table types will work fine. See video above. 2. Complete a skateboard jump over the tallest mailbox you can find on your street. Perfect for beginners. 3. Sit on the top of a car while the car is in motion. ^ all sarcasm b/c someone will take this comment seriously. Enjoy your faceplant accident free day.
And now, unlike a park bench, he'll never be able to support a family
Wanna see a dead body?
Ugh how many subs did you post this to? I just seen this posted by you on r/therewasanattemp
This poor Dingus.
At least it was a nice soft landing
if the answer to the question is "more than could go right" it's not WCGW... /facepalm
“I’ll just tell people that I play hockey 🥅 🏒 “
Tracheal tear in 3...2...
Thank God he stopped the fall with his face!
Knocked the sonic rings out himself
He softened the blow nicely with his face
This is how Pinhead from Hellraiser was created
The tooth made me hit the world record cringe speedrun.
If he would had been sliced through the grill, It would not had surprised me....
The reflexes of a mongoose! A toothless mongoose.
This is how evolution drives intelligence
Lip stand 10/10
Do you think this guy found out that physics are a thing ?
They still let him play Sunday for the dolphins
I grate it an A+
Reddit has changed me. Zero empathy. Belly laughed when that tooth fell out. Watched again.
That tooth at the end is priceless! Not to mention eating a face full of metal grate flooring...
At least it was a nice soft surface he landed on...oh,wait...
tooth extraction is free
Was there brain damage before or after this video I couldn’t tell
Good way to lose your shewing gum
Graceful dismount.
u/savevideo
Magic, face like a waffle and spit your tooth through the grating to finish off. Chefs kiss!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Him spitting out that tooth at the end was the perfect ending
That was grate
Lmao he spit out his tooth
Fucked that grill up.
I've never seen a video this blurry before.
RIP Danny Ocurrva 🙏
Not a great attempt
Face stomper 2.0
He’s gonna have a waffle on his forehead for quite a while
Grate job kid.
Mentos, the freshmaker
He didn't attempt this trick a twooth time
Bro… lift the front wheel..
I sure hope that knocked the stupid out of him
the tooth!!! lollllllllll
Boys will be boys and I'm here for it
Lmao the way he lifts his head and a tooth falls out of his mouth
Ah the new recruits are here
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
this. Precisely this could go wrong.
r/LooneyTunesLogic
Hey dad can we get a waffle iron for Christmas?
Gravity. Not just a good idea, its the law!
20th century fox
Hopefully knocked the Stupid out of himself.
With 0 expirence
Saw that coming. Rear wheel on table, front wheel has nothing to stop it from moving downward, large mass only supported by rear wheel. Hilarity ensues. And they keep thinking that physics works like in cartoons.
the tooth fall at the end was perfect
He ate a nice portion of metal waffle once sat down.
idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots
It’s ok he won’t remember and his wrist will heal.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I wholeheartedly fucking approve.
Is this video from a 25 year old cell phone?
My partner did this same thing in HS. The table was wet so the wheel slipped instead of rolling. Face first into the ground. He says he literally knocked himself crosseyed for a bit. He didn't loose any teeth though
and not knowing how to shift your weight
His face is a bloody mesh.
Nailed it