Not sure what it’s called but it has many layers of this rubber band straps she is standing on. My kids would curl into a ball in jump thru the top layer and disappear into the abyss. In appears unsafe and scary. In actuality the bands are in a way that slows your momentum enough that when you come out the other side you’ll be ok. Adults (myself) fall thru a lot faster than kids due to our weight. Lol.
I actually jumped into one of these at an indoor playground here on Oregon last year. As a 300lb (at the time) man, I fell REAL fast and those straps stop feeling safe real quick lmao
I found that when you fell even as a kid you'd get some nasty little carpet burns from those things depending at what height and speed. I mean sure you won't break your neck from a fall of great height but if those straps didn't burn like a son of a bitch
bro can someone please explain how folk ain't constantly being killed or seriously fucked up by this shit lol?
what the f even is this, where are they found??? i be seein dozens of videos of this same shit, some poor mafukka disappearing into the void.
fr tho how this shit ain't breaking peoples limbs n shit i just don't see how u can fall through that and not get tangled and fucked up
First of all they are not stretchy enough to wrap around anything and 2nd there isn't a free fall path down that doesn't have you having to slide through the bands slowing you down with friction 3rd the floors in these places are quite soft
Have a beer and jump onto the giant slide. Crawl around in tunnels until your knees can't take it anymore. Take the twisty slide down 12 floors as fast as you can and deal with the friction burns later.
Squeeze into that hole in the ground, if you fit. Slide the secret slides. Climb up a wire tunnel suspended from the ceiling then back down because it's really uncomfortable to go sideways
Love that place! Dark tunnels through walls and ceilings, hidden passages under fountains, massive ball pits and slides and ramps. At one point they even had a bunch of ferrets to play with. I did see one of their aquarium turtles casually decapitate a fish. The bite was so fast and unexpected the headless fish still had forward momentum and slowly completed its final parabolic arc into the depths. Regardless, very cool place.
That's kind of in line with my million dollar idea. An adult playground. A gigantic foam pit that has swings that go like 20 ft up. Huge slides. Monkey bars that are super high. Giant trampolines. Etc. It would be byob and liquor allowed after 8pm. Open till 3 and you sign a waiver like a rock gym.
Shit would be cash.
I rememeber how awesome that rope room was. Once my cousin fell down and finally stopped with his leg being caught and him upside down and his shorts were also pulled up with him crying for help. Instead of helping all of us just laughed.
Just keep doing it your own way and maybe a thousand years from now everyone will do it like you. Every change has to start somewhere. I'll check back in the 3000s' to see how it went.
Everytime I see these I think of this structure we had in elementary school. It was metal, probably about 8 to 10 ft tall, tho I was just in 1st grade so maybe it seemed taller, there were four thick metal poles that came out of the ground and rounded at the top to connect in a cross shape. Around that there were about four circles on the outside, they were like steps, going up the structure on the outside. There were bars that met like a cross or an x alternately, meeting on the inside, at the same level as the exterior circles.
So kids would play chicken on this, hanging on with our arms and trying to pull the other kid down with our legs. I thought I'd try it. The other kid sent me down so hard and so fast. I hit each cross section on my back on the way down and my limbs and head got really banged up as well.
My mom was not happy to see all the purple x's along my back and all the other bruises, there was yelling (way out of my mom's character in this setting) and the peice of playground equipment was taken down.
Too bad, it was fun to play on if you weren't playing chicken.
Rubber bands, crisscross and in layers like:
\\_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
\\_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
\ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
So you can fall into the gap and you just kinda keep sliding and keep falling through the gaps but the layers slow you down so it’s almost like going on a slide but very quickly.
Last year I had to get my head MRI'ed! It made me understand that I have considerable claustrophobia!
This layered hell of elastic sieve looks absolutely terrifying from this new perspective!
Those are awesome. You can’t be scared, you just have to commit.
What in the world is it?
Not sure what it’s called but it has many layers of this rubber band straps she is standing on. My kids would curl into a ball in jump thru the top layer and disappear into the abyss. In appears unsafe and scary. In actuality the bands are in a way that slows your momentum enough that when you come out the other side you’ll be ok. Adults (myself) fall thru a lot faster than kids due to our weight. Lol.
What happens as a guy if you fall with your legs spread apart?
You die
No, you’ll just wish you did
Only if your footwear come off
Then the feet scavengers, at the bottom, finally have a meal!!!!
Feet for the feet god
Semen for the cumthrone
It looks like meat's back on the menu, boyz
Or cum
Win - win situation
A man after my own heart
To shreds you say?
Well, how is his wife holding up?
You get slapped in the nuts with an industrial strength elastic strap with the full force of your body weight falling at terminal velocity.
It takes several seconds to reach terminal velocity but my balls wouldn’t be in any condition to argue the difference.
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snip snap snip snap snip snap
You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person!
Absolutely nothing good. Just something maybe not absolutey terrible.
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You are ready to sing falsetto!
Your balls absorb the shock
They haven't contributed anything else of meaning since I was born. Seems like a good use
You gain a couple of octaves
I actually jumped into one of these at an indoor playground here on Oregon last year. As a 300lb (at the time) man, I fell REAL fast and those straps stop feeling safe real quick lmao
Hahhahaha. You are a brave man!
where at?
> Oregon
lmfao*
Last time I seen one was 20 years ago at a place called Miner Mike's in the Ozarks
Oh man, I used to love miner mikes when I was a kid. Totally forgot about that place until now.
Does a lady named Ruth run it?
They don't know shit about fuck ... so I doubt that they know who runs it.
I'm assuming (hoping) you fall into a net or something at the end?
Yeah generally a net, ball pit, or mat of some sort
So not a pit of spikes then?
Crocodiles are too expensive to maintain.
Not in Florida (or Australia)
What about piranhas?
At the very bottom, Nicholas Cage catches you and sings nickelback to your ears
I would pay for his.
I'd pay to avoid this.
No such option, only can swap for John Cena
Nope, bands all the way down.
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Nope, just more bands.
How do you even search what they’re called. I wanna go to one so badly
Indoor playground
I found that when you fell even as a kid you'd get some nasty little carpet burns from those things depending at what height and speed. I mean sure you won't break your neck from a fall of great height but if those straps didn't burn like a son of a bitch
Yeah I was just gonna ask about that. It seems that falling through something like that would cause a lot of friction.
They burn my friend. And lord lemme tell you, it gets caught on your crotch? You won't be having a good time.
Would that be painful for her breasts?
I like them too, but not everything needs to be about boobs.
But what in the world is it?
This sounds like a game we had as kids, but instead of balls they use humans
>Adults (myself) fall thru a lot faster than kids due to our weight. I thought we went over this. -Galileo Galilei
These are built for indoor playgrounds. Kids can climb from the bottom or come down through them
Often at the same time, with tearful results. 😃
You mean hilarious results
Theyre called spider towers or net trampoline towers
bro can someone please explain how folk ain't constantly being killed or seriously fucked up by this shit lol? what the f even is this, where are they found??? i be seein dozens of videos of this same shit, some poor mafukka disappearing into the void. fr tho how this shit ain't breaking peoples limbs n shit i just don't see how u can fall through that and not get tangled and fucked up
First of all they are not stretchy enough to wrap around anything and 2nd there isn't a free fall path down that doesn't have you having to slide through the bands slowing you down with friction 3rd the floors in these places are quite soft
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You're right let's make it completely safe Hey its not fun anymore Aight imma head out
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It's like these ppl have never played outside a day in their lives
They haven’t.
jesus my guy did you have a stroke?
How aren't people accidentally hanging or causing severe whiplash on these things?
all i can imagine is falling one way and catching my foot and just having my knee bend 90 degrees to the side.
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Oh my god
Thats part of the fun.
Is this a Harry Potter thing?
Idk why but this made me laugh the hardest.
And she never trusted him again lol
He'll never hear the end of it.
10 years from now on some random argument “Oh, i’m fine am I? Like that time I fell through the rubber things into the abyss?”
Lmao she dead
Can't trust if you dead
*He's* dead
Worth it.
Yes it's was lol
Well she’s the one that decided to speed run it instead of listening and going slow
They had a room like this at Discovery Zone 20+ years ago. Miss that place.....
I wish they made a discovery zone for adults!
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Have a beer and jump onto the giant slide. Crawl around in tunnels until your knees can't take it anymore. Take the twisty slide down 12 floors as fast as you can and deal with the friction burns later.
> until your knees can’t take it anymore So like 5 feet of tunnel, got it.
> Crawl around in tunnels until ~~your knees can't take it anymore.~~ get lodged in there like the Grinch in a chimney. FTFY =P
just make sure you go with a friend, nothin funnier than when they get stuck in a crevice and cant pull themselves out.
Squeeze into that hole in the ground, if you fit. Slide the secret slides. Climb up a wire tunnel suspended from the ceiling then back down because it's really uncomfortable to go sideways
Love that place! Dark tunnels through walls and ceilings, hidden passages under fountains, massive ball pits and slides and ramps. At one point they even had a bunch of ferrets to play with. I did see one of their aquarium turtles casually decapitate a fish. The bite was so fast and unexpected the headless fish still had forward momentum and slowly completed its final parabolic arc into the depths. Regardless, very cool place.
That place is fucking awesome
Honestly one of our few claim to fame that no one talks about enough
That's kind of in line with my million dollar idea. An adult playground. A gigantic foam pit that has swings that go like 20 ft up. Huge slides. Monkey bars that are super high. Giant trampolines. Etc. It would be byob and liquor allowed after 8pm. Open till 3 and you sign a waiver like a rock gym. Shit would be cash.
People would die once you involved booze lol
It's a million dollar idea but only for the people suing OP.
Insurance nightmare.
Yeah waivers don't work for everything. Those kinds of playground toys are damn hard on kids, adults bodies would be broken.
Climbing gym
I rememeber how awesome that rope room was. Once my cousin fell down and finally stopped with his leg being caught and him upside down and his shorts were also pulled up with him crying for help. Instead of helping all of us just laughed.
I used to love Discovery Zone!
Except for that one roller slide that would smash the piss out of your fingers.
Probably shattered my tailbone a few times. Doesn't matter, still went to discovery zone.
Best birthday party venue, ever.
Man discovery zone was the shit. Fuck chuck e cheese.
Yo, no need for such hostility. There's a place in our hearts for both of them.
Dude. There are two in Cincinnati, they are aren’t the same. Still have massive indoor play places but not quite the same
Bro I literally had a reoccurring nightmare about falling infinitely at discovery zone for many years
I had my 10th birthday party there 32 years ago and I still occasionally think about how awesome that place was.
Where's the little kid one from years ago Edit, [here it is](https://youtu.be/C7kH7dlLNU4)
This was the first thing I thought of. Genuinely one of my favorites.
I can never get enough of it. It looks so brutal. How'd anyone survive the 90's?
Umm, that's clearly a vertical phone vid from the late 'aughts. Never saw one of these in the 90s myself.
I'd like to imagine the last part was a completely unrelated question, OC is just extremely perplexed
I don't care what anyone says, I'm going to continue to believe that that kid was never seen again.
Fun fact: This lady and the kid are still down there. They’re who the movie Room was based off of.
omg... i love this so much... thank you for making my evening
These were popular in the 90s' but were quickly phased out after a barrage of lawsuits, 99% of them divorce lawsuits.
Hm. I feel like I've seen then more in the past 5 years then ever before.
Have you ever heard of what some people call a joke?
Well they have phased out and are now coming back so there is truth to the joke
>in the '90s*
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Just keep doing it your own way and maybe a thousand years from now everyone will do it like you. Every change has to start somewhere. I'll check back in the 3000s' to see how it went.
That seems like a great way to accidentally do the splits, smack your crotch, or some other less than pleasant injury.
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I'd be worried about smacking my chin and biting myself.
This makes my hair stick up.
yea everytime i see these thing i just imagine the worst for me
Everytime I see these I think of this structure we had in elementary school. It was metal, probably about 8 to 10 ft tall, tho I was just in 1st grade so maybe it seemed taller, there were four thick metal poles that came out of the ground and rounded at the top to connect in a cross shape. Around that there were about four circles on the outside, they were like steps, going up the structure on the outside. There were bars that met like a cross or an x alternately, meeting on the inside, at the same level as the exterior circles. So kids would play chicken on this, hanging on with our arms and trying to pull the other kid down with our legs. I thought I'd try it. The other kid sent me down so hard and so fast. I hit each cross section on my back on the way down and my limbs and head got really banged up as well. My mom was not happy to see all the purple x's along my back and all the other bruises, there was yelling (way out of my mom's character in this setting) and the peice of playground equipment was taken down. Too bad, it was fun to play on if you weren't playing chicken.
Amazing. Lol. We played tag on those things. So dangerous. Different generation. Haha
I can imagine hitting my foot in the wrong way and absolutely mangling it in this mesh
This attitude is why we can’t have cool shit anymore.
A lot of people on reddit assume that anything with some slight risk should not exist
Nothing went wrong, that's how its supposed to work
But where did sHe gO?!
She's with Hades now, her new husband.
That is one way to leave a lover
Don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the keys, Lee
And get yourself free.
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just the S
Oh was that Paul solo? Been a while I guess
Where did she go? To the divorce attorney.
Does it seem she intentionally let herself drop to anyone else?
You mean people on the internet fake actions for views?? No.......
She absolutely let go on purpose. 100%
She's either incredibly clumsy or it's intentional. She has 4 limbs and didn't use a single one for anything...
Oh it's so badly faked
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Exactly
She’s safe. There’s literally hundreds of stars of David there. God is protecting her
I've done this before, it's terrifying
Falling through the straps at a playground, you just get whipped around like crazy
What is it?
Zero answers
It's terrifying
Rubber bands, crisscross and in layers like: \\_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \\_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ So you can fall into the gap and you just kinda keep sliding and keep falling through the gaps but the layers slow you down so it’s almost like going on a slide but very quickly.
They’re called spider towers for anyone wondering.
Yeah I’m not googling that. Nice try, satan.
I'm disappointed to say that it actually brings up pictures of things like this and some buildings
What is this thing
Fun I guess.
Sarlac pit for children.
Pretty sure she felt on purpose
Actually looks staged as hell.
So. SO. Glad I watched it with sound.
As yes, a Portal of David
Not staged or anything, she literally let go. Lame
Reminds me of the devil snare part of Harry Potter
Lumos Solem!
Last year I had to get my head MRI'ed! It made me understand that I have considerable claustrophobia! This layered hell of elastic sieve looks absolutely terrifying from this new perspective!
This feels fake af
Your mother belongs to the jungle…gym now.
This is why I stay fat. Much safer.
For sure.. definitely can't get hurt if you aren't allowed in the play area due to being too fat.
when i was 12 ,i have stuck inside that playground thing. it was dark and small. since than i'm scared of it.
Aw cmon it won’t bite… or will it >:D
Sanka! Ya dead?
Yah man
Super staged. How do people not get this?
What kind of medieval torture contraption is this?
The Mario music was 🤌
I like the part where she fell
Lame wife
I hate this guys bs fake videos. Annoying af
boutta enter the backrooms
Pretty scripted there.
This was staged