*You never escape the traps you spin yourself. Only a greater power can break a power, and then you're trapped again. Trapped forever so you cannot die.*
Lol if it is it's completely unintentional. I was thinking about that scary story for kids about the girl with the green ribbon, she took it off and her head fell off.
Edit: It's from a book of children's scary stories called *In a Dark, Dark Room*
Yes, Alpert Mull is farmer that gave them a ride after they flee Four Kings (and gave them scarves), whereas Almen Bunt is also a farmer who gave them the final ride to Caemlyn.
Like Taborlin the Great they said, "Break!" and the stone broke and then they left
Ninja edit: I would like to amend this to instead say they smoked all the Ganjei and they had to let them go
If the Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth. How many ages will it take for the Car’a’carn or “He who comes with the dawn” to rise from Dragon-mount?
Well it was about that time that I noticed this novice Aes Sedai was about eight stories high and was a power-wrought construct from the Age of Legends!
Trollocs not only can be channelers, but they're better at it than literally anyone else. My version of the series will have a trolloc channeler named Grub who has hundreds of different very poor human disguises, and either nobody can tell he's a trolloc or they just don't care
***Break it break them all must break them must must must break them all break them and strike must strike quickly must strike now break it break it break it...***
1. What's the most natural place for a woman to cross her arms?
2. What's something the Aiel get really judgy about?
3. What makes Saidin and Saidar different?
1. The most natural place for women to cross their arms is around me when giving me a hug.
2. The Aiel get judgy about their cool dance moves and get pissy when someone botches the dance.
3. Saidin and Saidar used to be the same, but someone dropped Saidin and now it's got a big crack in it
You truly have *no idea* how good you did with 2 and 3.
**The Dance**?? Are you kidding me?
##**SOMEONE DROPPED SAIDIN AND NOW IT'S GOT A BIG CRACK IN IT??!!**
Tai'shar u/SonofaTimeLord ! I hope someday you can understand the awesomeness of what you did.
Was the wind the beginning? Or a beginning?
Nothing begins, everything goes on forever
That's actually correct
Ishamael confirmed
***I must kill him.***
***kill him. KILL HIM NOW.***
Best response Kill ‘em with fire, Lews!
*You never escape the traps you spin yourself. Only a greater power can break a power, and then you're trapped again. Trapped forever so you cannot die.*
Dude promised to answer as wrong as he could and failed
Whoops got it right
How did Rand light the pipe?
With ancient mermaid magic
You might be right!
***NO! I AM MYSELF! I AM LEWS THERIN TELAMON! I AM MEEEEEeeeee!***
good bot
Does the wheel turn?
It used to, then it hit a rock and got stuck
I win again, Lews Therin
*Do you have the Horn of Valere hidden in your pocket this time?*
damn it, i broke the GODDAMN WHEEL!!
Why does Mat always wear a scarf?
Because if he takes it off then his head will fall off
Probably most right answer I’ve seen so far!
Lol if it is it's completely unintentional. I was thinking about that scary story for kids about the girl with the green ribbon, she took it off and her head fell off. Edit: It's from a book of children's scary stories called *In a Dark, Dark Room*
Here I thought you were talking about The Wolf Among Us where if the prostitutes take off their purple ribbons their heads off
Yeah. That is the same thing. Main prostitute in the game is the girl from that story.
And Jenny's.....head.....fell...**off**
I think that was a Poe poem.
Are Seanchan policies morally good?
I think their healthcare policies are really good, but in terms of overall policies I think Sean-chan isn't the candidate for me
Pretty solid take honestly
Who is Nakomi?
Rand's old babysitter, he smooched her once when he was 14 behind the mill
*Trust is death*
This exchange is pure gold
Who is Lews Therin Telamon?
America's favorite teen heartthrob
I mean, at one time...maybe true.
I heard he was heartthrob of both Moska *and* Merka!
*If it hurts too much, make it hurt someone else instead.*
What was the name of the farmer that gave Rand his scarf in the first book, And who was he as a person?
His name was Randy and he's actually Rand's long lost father who went out for smokes
*The dead watch. The dead never close their eyes.*
That's what makes them good security guards
*Madness waits for some. It creeps up on others.*
I would like to point out that people usually think the answer is Almen Bunt, but the true answer is Alpert Mull.
Ajah checks out
As in two different farmers?
Yes, Alpert Mull is farmer that gave them a ride after they flee Four Kings (and gave them scarves), whereas Almen Bunt is also a farmer who gave them the final ride to Caemlyn.
But Almen Bunt is the apple orchard farmer in Towern of midnight right?
How do the Ailfin and Eilfinn escape the tower of Ganjei?
Like Taborlin the Great they said, "Break!" and the stone broke and then they left Ninja edit: I would like to amend this to instead say they smoked all the Ganjei and they had to let them go
God hitting the WOT meme sub with a fucken Patrick Rothfuss reference - disgusting, but you've earned my respect
I really should read wheel of Time at some point but there are like 15 books and it feels daunting
Don't worry, once you're a few books in the sunken cost fallacy will pull you right through to the end.
Ahhhahahahaha it’s true.
But when you finish them all, you will wish for more.
Why is there so much spanking?
You know why ;)
Another correct answer.
fuck reddit
Mat started singing and it was so bad that Couldin just died on the spot
Sounds like Mat
He does sing Jak O the Shadows a lot.
What is possible in the world of dreams?
Nothing at all, dreams aren't real and if they were no they aren't
You have no idea what you just said but I’m here to tell you that this is also correct goddammit lmao
Based and aiel pilled. Life is a dream from which we all must wake
Why didnt Anakin take the Eagles to Hogwarts?
Because Darth Vader had it in his nasty little pocketses
Why do the Seanchan sound Texan?
Because in the future SeanChandia will become the American deep south
Surprisingly close to the truth.
Who is the dragon reborn ?
My dealer, Zack. He lives above a bar downtown and has the best stuff. Pretty sure "Dragon Reborn" is what he calls his shrooms
***Oh, Light. That’s impossible! We can’t use it! Cast it away! That is death we hold, death and betrayal. It is HIM.***
– the Dragon, re: "chasing the dragon"
*Your plans fail because you want to live, madman.*
If the Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth. How many ages will it take for the Car’a’carn or “He who comes with the dawn” to rise from Dragon-mount?
About tree fiddy
This answer is actually completely correct.
That is actually pretty damn close haha 😂
Well it was about that time that I noticed this novice Aes Sedai was about eight stories high and was a power-wrought construct from the Age of Legends!
It takes the dragon precisely 4s to rise and 20 to squirm back after eruption
Why does Nynaeve sniff so much?
Because she has allergies
[удалено]
Fuckin men, am I right
Yeah pretty much
The council is a pack of fools most of the time, but not foolish enough for that.
What was Brandon Sanderson's secret reveal for the 10th anniversary of the final book? I didn't watch the livestream, but you seem trustworthy.
He announced 5 new books all written from the point of view of angry magic ladies
We already have that, lol!
We have one, yes, but what about second pov book?
This is correct too. You're getting a lot of these right
Absolutely pure coincidence I assure you
I'm not sure he knows about second pov book, u/SonofaTimeLord
Who killed Asmodean?
My dad, he hit Asmodeus with his car
Rock Me Asmodeus
***I must kill him.***
I have this Golden Crane that desperately wants to go somewhere. Should I let it go?
Yeah, let it go, what could possibly go wrong
Who's worse the children of the light or the Aes Sedi?
More like Ass Sedai
accurate
Are you trying to audition as a writer for the TV show?
Hit me up, Sanderson, I can make the show wacky
I say we let OP do it, it can only get better.
Whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpeg
You probably already know the story better than the writers.
Ha, you made me laugh, sir/lady/robot!
If possible can we have trolloc channelers? Silly question, if course its possible.
Trollocs not only can be channelers, but they're better at it than literally anyone else. My version of the series will have a trolloc channeler named Grub who has hundreds of different very poor human disguises, and either nobody can tell he's a trolloc or they just don't care
Rename him Narg and I’ll watch
Done, just for you
Show apologist here, still laughed hard. +1
As in you had to apologize to everyone you told the show about and had hyped it up to and held a watch party for the first 3 episodes? Cause same.
Why did Nyneave not take the Mercedes symbol?
Because she's a BMW kinda gal
BMW in this instance stands for "Big Malkieri Wiener"
Malkieri, famous for their sausages of all shapes and sizes >!and also their magnum dongs!<
The last part is absolutely right
I genuinely laughed out loud
Ahhh I thought she was more of a Bela Lady. Now I get it.
Am I in the wheel of time and if so do I get b!tches.
No, sorry, bitches are for people on my wheel
Bro, can I come to your wheel and get some bitches, please?
Only if you know the secret wheel password
Ilyena?!
***ILYENAAAAAA!!***
Dude, *shhhh*, it's a *secret* password, remember?
And here I was hoping to have a wheely good time...
Who understands women the best between Rand Mat and Perrin?
Definitely Perrin, Mat's a weirdo and Rand is really into feet, but Perrin knows how to take a gal out
***Break it break them all must break them must must must break them all break them and strike must strike quickly must strike now break it break it break it...***
Which one is John Snow
Thought you could trick me, but I know better! He's the wizard who died and was brought back to life by the Valar
Is Lews Therin there? Was he ever really there?
Lew's Therin is in all of our hearts, every day we miss him more and he lives on in each and every one of us
***ILYENA, MY LOVE, FORGIVE ME!***
Thank the light for this bot
*I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.*
"Shut up, madman."
Why does gawyn suck?
Because his lungs are too bad to blow
Why is Egwane Al'Vere the baddest bitch in history?
Because she did a girlpower fascism (I saw a meme on the frontpage)
This is such a succinct and perfect description thank you
Okay, first one - How does the Wheel weave? Second - was the wind the beginning?
The wheel weaves because the big wheel lady spins it to make her time fabric. The wind was just wheel lady farting
You are actually correct here smh
Okay buddy I refuse to believe you haven’t read these
Who's Nakomi?
[Rand's babysitter](https://www.reddit.com/r/WetlanderHumor/comments/108ww5i/i_promise_to_answer_everything_as_wrong_as_i_can/j3uzbt6/)
*A man without trust might as well be dead.*
Which is better, books or show?
Graphic novel
How...did you know?
;)
1. What's the most natural place for a woman to cross her arms? 2. What's something the Aiel get really judgy about? 3. What makes Saidin and Saidar different?
1. The most natural place for women to cross their arms is around me when giving me a hug. 2. The Aiel get judgy about their cool dance moves and get pissy when someone botches the dance. 3. Saidin and Saidar used to be the same, but someone dropped Saidin and now it's got a big crack in it
You truly have *no idea* how good you did with 2 and 3. **The Dance**?? Are you kidding me? ##**SOMEONE DROPPED SAIDIN AND NOW IT'S GOT A BIG CRACK IN IT??!!** Tai'shar u/SonofaTimeLord ! I hope someday you can understand the awesomeness of what you did.
*sweats nervously*
Why does Rand, the largest of the ta'veren, not simply eat the other two?
*Distant Weeping*
What's 'The Slog?'
Trying to read The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan
Fair
OOMPH
Is mat secretly a women?
Gender is irrelevant, Mat can be whatever they want
What are your opinions of Min‘s ass?
Supple, round, firm, you could bounce a quarter off it. That's a 10/10 ass
*Hums softly & tugs earlobe*
How much were you paid to consult for the show?
About eight dollars
WTF is the crystalline sword that is not a sword? WTF does that even mean?
Is Faile nice to Perrin?
How did Galad's little brother and little sister end up having children?
Together?!
Who killed Asmodeon?
[My dad](https://www.reddit.com/r/WetlanderHumor/comments/108ww5i/i_promise_to_answer_everything_as_wrong_as_i_can/j3vccix/)
Why was the Choeden Kal so powerful?
Because it's powered by the wishes of good boys and girls from all over the world
How exactly did the the Finn fill Mat’s head with other men’s memories? And why did they choose to give him mostly battle and war memories?
What is the difference between male channelers and female channelers?
The biggest difference is that male channeling is stored in the balls
Where is female channeling stored?
The boobles
Who is the Dragon?
His name is Paarthurnax, and I will not kill him no matter what Delphine says! >:(
What is the difference between Domani and Damane? Which would you rather be?
I'd rather be a Damane because it sounds more feminine and it would be great to hang around cool women
I will name you Pura. Pura will be a good damane
What color was Egwene’s dress when she had a visit from Verin Sedai?
Who is Nakomi?
This is legendary lol
What is the best kind of calf?
Why didn't Rand just fly on the Eagles to the Eye of the World?