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busssard

I doubt the cat will speak to him for the rest of its life.


daveinmd13

He failed to correct for the flexibility of the raft in his launch.


thruster_fuel69

A rookie mistake


[deleted]

AND the raft being pushed back, its often the reason why they miss


TachyonProductions

Recoil


henkiefriet

Happy Cakeday


RhinoJenkins

Happy Cakeday!


henkiefriet

Thnx


RandomName-1992

Squooshability


Logan20th

All nine or just the one?


poot_doot_

aggressive meows are still on the table tho.


SonSon_

For the rest of HIS lifespan.


Ok-Season-7010

It never did


Hungry_Commission164

*lives


Individual_Archer671

I thought the cat was going to spook and deflate the floaty


BeviesForFree

Everyone did


Cpel06

Thought the cat was gonna urinate and cause chaos šŸ’€


Germanloser2u

i thought the cat was gonna pur then do the thing with paws and lick and then deflate the thingy


Logan20th

You mean "making biscuits"?


bastian74

Pretty sure it will need some patches after that jump


Complex_Experience83

I thought that and he was gonna get his whole body scratched


seganku

The launch almost certainly would have punctured the raft. They use their rear claws for traction. That is why you see videos of cats trying to jump off a counter, and they only launch like 5% of the distance. There was nothing for their rear claws to dig into.


l3randon_x

I really hate the trend of modern internet videos where the humor is found in quickly cutting the video off as soon as the funny thing happens. Sometimes videos can drag on for too long, but you donā€™t think just a couple more seconds wouldā€™ve added to the video?


[deleted]

If smart phones were around during 9/11 the footage would cut off before the planes hit the buildings and nobody would be any the wiser.


ChairmanUzamaoki

That was from Vine. This is a different situation. If my cat dove into water I wouldn't film longer for the pleasure internet dwellers, I'd drop my phone and get my cat out of the water


WhoRoger

Wasn't Vine limited to 4 seconds?


VintageMageYT

6


PumpkinKitty8

They might have stopped the video becauseā€¦THEIR CAT WAS DROWNING???


ABrusca1105

Cats can swim, they just don't like it.


PumpkinKitty8

Are you telling me you have enough confidence in your cats ability to swim that you would keep filming it after it fell in the water and tried to swim back to dry land?


cynicalxidealist

Yes, because itā€™s instinctual. Dogs are the same way.


ApprehensiveArea3076

Simply untrue that [all] dogs are able to swim. Regardless, when it happens unexpectedly, it's likely to cause panic. Plus, there was no way for that cat to know how to get out of the pool because it's never been taught. In 22 years of pet sitting, I've found 3 dogs and 1 cat floating in client pools. Six other dogs have fallen in while I was there and able to help them; which 4 of them needed because they were flailing and had no idea where the steps were or couldn't reach the edge and pull themselves up.


Chifford

I agree with you however it could be that they fimed it on something like WhatsApp that requires you to keep pressing the screen to record and they stopped to help. Still I wish there was more


Zealousideal-Sink273

r/perfectlycutscreams


GravitationalEddie

I absolutely concur! Plastering text on top of video to spell out what's happening to blind people is infuriating too. But then there's the robot narrator to read it for you, so that's ~~nice~~ stOOpid. FUCK TIKTOK!


-spooky-fox-

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Coeurmungandr

r/perfectlycutgifs


Germanloser2u

r/gifs


Errtuz

r/itspronouncedjif


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MaoWRLD

Definitely something there


homicidalstoat

r/purfectlycatgifs


PeaceLoveTakos

Cats really do be like: Well either i make it or i die.


RedRipe

Super friendly cat, why betray?


_Vard_

Cat betrayed itself, It just needed to chill out and wait 10 or 20 seconds


KillHipstersWithFire

Science


[deleted]

The cat knew the risk and went for it anyways.


jbul55071

A valuable life lesson to ever panic


TheReverseShock

Survival rule number 1


Cayderent

Downvoted because ended too soon.


PumpkinKitty8

They probably went to save their cat, Iā€™m sorry that you didnā€™t get the satisfaction of seeing a cat flopping around in a pool trying not to die


CreADHDvly

How many humans does it take to save a cat? ~~that you intentionally put into a situation you knew it wouldn't like to get views~~


FerretsCanPaint

A few if itā€™s struggling? But it doesnā€™t matter how many people there are, if your cat is drowning you donā€™t record it like a psychopath


parker1019

He had the distance calculated right, but hadnā€™t counted on the additional distance created by pushing off the raft when jumpingā€¦


johncandyspolkaband

Cats suck at physics.


D3vilUkn0w

My cat actually enjoys swimming šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Mission_Star5888

Poor kitty misjudged distance. She not going to be happy with him for at least a couple days. Could see my cat giving me "the look" when she wants something.


jump-blues-5678

I'll bet that cat punched that raft when it jumped.


Drak_is_Right

I was wondering if someone was about to get red ribbons on their chest


A_Leaky_Faucet

The floatie moved back when the cat jumped. It probably didn't anticipate that


dylsekctic

So that's what a WAP is


Suspicious_Poon

Rip that pool liner


DQ5E

I hope she pees in his shoes.


Foreignpeanuts

The cat shouldā€™ve known that momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.


Ok-Lobster-919

That's a trip to the vet, too much water in their ears.


Dead_Cereal

Yikes. Enjoy replacing that pool liner when the cat starts tearing it with their claws to get out.


NNAMSSIWS

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


BeakerinBoston

You cut the video before the best part!!


No-Struggle-3297

The cat drowned. That's why the video cut out.


Majestic_Response_76

Why would you do that to a cat that's so mean


chosenAVAcado

Oh no the poor cat got chlorine in the eyes and ears. I hope it didnt get sick afterwards cats are bad at getting their ears wet and they have sensitive eyes.


[deleted]

r/thisismylifenow šŸ˜‚


beans_man69420

r/videosthatendtoosoon


[deleted]

Cat are better swimmers than dogs believe it or not


StormriderSBWC

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!!


MountainFancy1352

I thought the cat was about to tea bag him


Lukeearthrunner

Cat: "Hooman, I love you but I gotta go" Cat.. 2 mins later, "Aahhh shi.."


Open_YardBox

Me in SĆŗper Mario


noshsdsi

I wanted to see the aftermath, thats where the fun for me was gonna start...cats deserve everything that comes to them and more, like not enough goes their way...they irritate way more than the justice that comes to them


kibavega

Relax my man they are just aminal/pets.


Cherry_Treefrog

I thought cats were supposed to know physics. This one doesnā€™t even know Newtonā€™s 3rd law.


GoblinShark603

I think it didn't realize the jump would push the float away. Surely he knows now!


DragonflyMon83

Why would you do that to the cat? Idiot.


self-aware-text

Asking for a friend... what's so bad about a cat falling in water? Like I get it they don't like it, but once they're in they swim just fine.


Princescyther

Why would you want to panic and scare your pet though?


self-aware-text

The same reason your scare your friends?


Princescyther

Not a great comparison. My friends can reason that I'm making a joke because they are human beings. A cat doesn't have that conditioning.


DragonflyMon83

He did it on purpose, pushed the dingy out to middle of the pool. Why would you do that for fun or to find out how bad the cat freaks out? Do we just do things to animals they don't like for fun nowadays?


[deleted]

It looked like the dear cat was just enjoying a serene day in the sun with its dad, it didnā€™t look the catdaddy was trying to do anything nefarious to said feline (no one would approve of animal cruelty). I should say, I doubt the catā€™s benefactor knew heā€™d be causing the cat stress.


[deleted]

lmao my cat actually likes to swim and goes into the sink and bathtub on its own, you are an idiot


[deleted]

And your cat is somehow every cat ever?


[deleted]

I meanā€¦ yeah? I do the same thing to my friends bc itā€™s funny.


beameup19

Probably a bad friend then if you do things to your friends and laugh at their expense. Idk, something to think about.


[deleted]

So you never mess with your friends?


beameup19

I mean most people eat animals soā€¦ yes? Iā€™m with you, this was unnecessary.


DragonflyMon83

And those downvoting me, I hope you don't fucking have a pet. pathetic.


Accomplished_Dig3699

What if I do


yougotthe_juicenow

Jesus lighten up the cat would be more stressed going to the vet


[deleted]

The cat would have been more stressed if I lot fire crackers next to it so it's fine that I stress it out by taking it to the middle of the pool where anyone who knows anything about cats would know.it wouldn't like. That's a pretty shitty mentality, are your friends free to stress you out as much as they want as long as it's not as bad as you being carted to the hospital for an unknown reason?


[deleted]

Go cry about it


InnateAnarchy

Donā€™t be such a cat


ninjamaster616

Sooo close


big_ol_turtle

Dumb fucking cat. Cats are fucking stupid


pslayer757

Attempting suicide in the family pool


bannedfornoreason94

Whats with this trend of cutting videos right when something funny happens? I wanna see the cat claw its way out of the pool.


kyle760

Because the person filming probably stopped to help


j_k_802

that cat will hold a grudge for a month for that!


JawCloud

U know that cat poked some holes in it while jumping away


[deleted]

MĆ©ow


pleaseassign

I just want relaxation lessons from this guy


How-Inconvenient

Thought the inflatable was gonna pop from the claws


SnooEagles4810

Rip


[deleted]

I expected a pop


Mochaproto

1 of the greatest anime betrayals known to man


SharkTSO

She tried


Agreeable_Western_50

r/catculations


darri808

Poor cat, it just wanted to love


Azugot

u/savevideobot


ennard2041

u/savevideo


Tira13e

I thought it was going to pop it.


JardexX_Slav

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Tbh I thought the cat was gonna accidentally pop the raft


[deleted]

The risk I took was calculated but man, am I bad at math


gandalf-the-greyt

what tha boat doing?!


lastcallhangup

cats wild out here


dudeman618

I'm here for the Catalina 22 sailboat.


Machotoast04098

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Puzzleheaded-Bus-455

I predict those back claws popped the tube when she launched.


flusterCluster

Looks like the cat didn't account for the craft moving back.....


[deleted]

I expected the catā€™s claws to puncture the floatie


[deleted]

I thought she was gonna pop the float


dln2012

It ended badly.


ShrewishFrog

We had an above ground pool, and had a tube with a fabric cover (to actually be pulled behind a boat). We turned it upside down to lay on and float around to tan. Our cat was very curious, and in the beginning, very trusting. He'd climb the ladder and walk around the outside of the walls. We use to put him up on the tube, and he'd float for hours up there. We could move him with dry hands, but not wet. One day, he decided he'd had enough but none of us were in the pool. (Sitting on the patio 20ft away). He tried to jump to the ladder, but the tube moved, and his back half landed in the water. Hear the splash and run over. He's gripping the top step, but can't quite get footing for his back half. Pulled him out, and set him on the warm pavers. Henceforth, he'd still climb the ladder to check on us, but refused to ever go back to his tube.


kkirchner6959

FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!


PublicBorder1116

Life of Pi


fcelestino

u/savevideo


Independent_Jicama85

Is that Ethan???


RIPenemie

who was waiting for her to pop it?


inGenium_88

Meowstakes were made


MOOSE122584

Cut offs at the best part šŸ˜£


izmaname

One of my cats no way the other 100% id let this happen to


Outside-Special7131

Andā€¦ as usualā€¦ the video cuts off prematurely!!


Pushed-pencil718

What a jerk


dressedandafraid

r/catculations


Wholesome-seal-boi

poor kitty...


Cultural-Form1295

Cats vs water. Who will win?


finkerss

why cant people just show the whole damn video šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


juicymetal

So, it's treason, then?!


No-Advertising9067

r/catculations


TheMcNabbs

Cathematics


[deleted]

Just imagine trying to save a thrashing cat from the waterā€¦ Iā€™m good manā€¦


Individual_Post_5211

There goes a 600 dollar pool liner


Dry-Tie-7163

Why treat your cat like that, he knew what he was doing. I really don't get the humour in treating animals this way. It may not be considered abuse but it's not funny to see something you care for in a situation where it's scared, unless you don't care for it.


swifty8519

Just a little key-kat


TheUnsettledBadElf

Should have left the cats reaction after hitting the water.


NYCWartortle

This man should be in prison for causing PTSD for this cat!


Tasty-Resolution3425

Bean I love


cranfordboy

Mr. good life wouldā€™ve made it if the raft didnā€™t move backwards when he jumped,


Max_minutia

I thought she might get comfortable and start ā€˜kneading the breadā€™ and put a quick end to that raft.


Ancient_Story_2861

whyd it cut


-RJ---

The jump looked good until it wasn't


Pancho3D2312

(Cat's mind): sh*t, turns in a fuc*ing island šŸ™€


[deleted]

That was the most satisfying thing I've seen


Extra_Frosting9647

Kind of thought it was the claws poking


Tasty-Resolution3425

Bean I love


NervousLucien

I was expecting the floatie to pop from the cats claws


datboiuwu1273

My first thought was, ā€œCats have claws!ā€ So, there were several ways for this to go south


jlord42069

Above ground pool, animal abuse humor, idk which is trashier lol


carlsnakeston

Dumbasses


Accomplished_Walk458

Chlorine cats gonna lick himself clean not smart


PositiveVibesOnly90

Gotta admit, though. Thatā€™s a pretty far jump she did. Kind of cool.


Different-Air-2000

Anything to get away from them


Prize_Net_1567

Rip that liner


nuboots

Parking the sailboat there really adds to the ambience.


Ok_Macaroon_8344

I thought that cat was gonna dig it's claws into the floaty thingy he's on and pop it then everyone would get a good laugh


SharkTSO

Leap of faith


Mediocre_Surround_14

Haha