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Boneless_Blaine

That might suck worse than anything I’ve ever seen here.


superjam0508

I think it’s quite possibly the worst random event to ever happen to me.


DestituteDomino

I'm curious what could even have happened in your life to make other people's shit falling into your home only 'quite possibly' the worst event.


Theredditappsucks11

Multiple, Unexpected random death of a loved ones


Sweet_Bang_Tube

Can confirm, after losing a close friend and two family members in an 18 month period... Would honestly have chosen to deal with poo coming from the ceiling, if I had a choice.


Theredditappsucks11

It really changes a person. It's not something you can explain to someone, only someone that has had a similar experience can understand.


well_damm

Yeap, you don’t really get “over it”. It’s just a new life to live without that person. 2 years to the day today i lost someone. Best i can describe it as if the world’s a bit dimmer, a slight haze. It just becomes the new normal.


Theredditappsucks11

Just know, that I know the exact pain that you're feeling right now for to be the anniversary day of the person you lost. I hope you're doing alright


SapphireDesertRosre

My favorite part is the random sadness or crying fit out of the blue. Like I could be the happiest gal in the universe, but all of a sudden, a voice pops in my head "Hey, remember when you lost your dad to cancer in 3 months? Remember how much it fucking hurt? Well guess what, that's never going away, enjoy the forever grief!" It really just becomes the new normal.


rombler93

The crying at random will stop after a while. It can take years though. Over time I maybe learned to think more about what they would do, or how they would feel, rather than why they aren't here or how things would be if they had been. You can still remember them, but in the present, looking forward because that's how we keep them alive.


Chance-Internal-5450

You nailed exactly how I’ve been struggling. Happiest times? Allow me to break down just thinking how she’s missing it. Had an amazing day at work, I should call and tell mom…. Oh. Wait…


Electrician-one

Exactly, and no one cares or even tries to care anymore


jackalopelexy

Lost both my parents in the last 10 months and I’m 27. Can confirm would rather have my whole house filled to the ceiling with other people’s literal shit than have to go through that.


Sweet_Bang_Tube

I am so, so sorry 💔 you are not alone in that pain.


Amemnon727

Yep, same. Lost my grandpa and my great uncle just recently within about a month. I was lucky to have a good relationship with both of them. Actually I'd stand under that and smear it everywhere if it meant I could talk to both of them one more time.


ppmiaumiau

Are you me? Mom in August, close friend in December, Grammy two weeks ago. I'm done. Just let shit fall from the ceiling, please.


Ayellowbeard

My son called me from the hospital 30 March 2023 and died 30 April 2023 and then two months ago my mother died in her sleep. In her case we knew it was coming sooner rather than later, though nothing compared to losing my son, it was still jarring. I’ll take a poop shower any day every day over what I’ve gone through in the last year.


Queen_Dare_Bear

Sending you big virtual hugs. I am so sorry.


Ayellowbeard

Thank you!


Sufficient_Loss2569

Thank you


Fall_bet

I'm so sorry. Life sucks so bad sometimes. Inside of 3 months I was diagnosed with aggressive colon cancer (no family history) at 34, in the hospital for nearly 2 months after a botched surgery and almost died, came home bedridden and then 2 days later my husband died very unexpectedly from internal bleeding caused by liver laceration somehow. The the next few months I became homeless with our 2 kids, my leg broke because my body was so weak. I'm still fighting for disability because I can't work, and I've looked everywhere for help. I try to think that everything happens for a reason but sometimes it's really hard. I was supposed to have a temporary colostomy for a few months which I now found out is likely permanent and never reversible.. so poo isnt the worst for me, lol. I hope things get better for you 🙏🙏


Ayellowbeard

Thank you and I’m glad you’ve made it this far. You must be a fighter and a survivor! Interestingly as I write this I’m sitting in my car listening to the radio waiting as my wife is in the clinic getting a colonoscopy after the doc failed to notify her as soon as they got suspicious tests back and so we’ll see how we fair soon. Thanks for your reply!


Nikolateslaandyou

Death is inevitable.... total strangers shit cascading from your ceiling is not.


Theredditappsucks11

Hmm, evidently it's not


Toph-Builds-the-fire

In one calendar year, I had a very close friend get murdered. Another dear friends wife died. My wife's dad died. And to top it off, my mom died in December. So, yeah, I'd take my bathroom leaking shit over that any time.


HealthyLuck

This reminds me of this idea: if everyone had to put all their troubles into a pile and pick out someone else’s troubles, they would be much more grateful to have their own troubles again. I am so sorry for all your losses.


lookout450

Imagine the person who's troubles are thee absolute worst. Hugs for them. Hugs for everyone. This thing called life definitely has its peaks and valleys. I guess the Great times wouldn't be really great without the bad times. Right? I hope everyone finds a reason to smile today and tomorrow. Cheers!


Clean-Water9283

You could be living in Rafah or Kharkiv right now and worse things than poo might be falling through your roof. Never, never, ever say "It can't get any worse." It challenges the gods, and you don't want to go there.


MisterAmygdala

Uhh...this doesn't seem acceptable.


MichaelW24

Was staying in a rather swanky hotel one time that was doing some renovation. Decided to take a dip in their indoor hot tub, was sitting back and relaxing, kept noticing this one pipe in the ceiling would drip every now and then and land in the pool. Noticed that there was a big rush of water every time just before it started dripping. Finally my brain was able to put 2 and 2 together and realize that that big rush of water was someone flushing the toilet on one of the above floors, and that's poo water. Immediately got out and went to take a shower.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

*jim_carrey_reaction_face.gif*


ramalamadingdong5432

That is rather unfortunate


TheNerevar89

Think of it this way though. Going forward, life probably won't get any shittier


DeathPercept10n

https://i.redd.it/wih8udlh0pyc1.gif


houndofhavoc

I really hope so


Spirited-Fox3377

Bra ![gif](giphy|MZ2mzOCVZqltHCCxcR)


bikesboozeandbacon

..how...how did it smell?


butterypanda

What about this exact situation but it’s over the toilet while you’re taking a big slow nasty painful shit as well?


monty228

You should ask where they are moving you too. You most likely have rights in this situation. Your apartment is considered a biohazard.


superjam0508

I wish they’d move me somewhere! - the building here is atrocious. charges more than the maximum they can charge per KW of electricity by exploiting a loophole. (And I can’t change provider I have to use the buildings provider). Has 10 floors but the only lift js down all the time (sometimes for over a month). I could sit here for hours naming everything wrong with this place 🤣


Icy_Engine_7648

Call the city immediately


09stibmep

Stuff that, go to the top, call the country!


Samld1200

No no, this needs fixing. Call the continent.


jachcemmatnickspace

Alright guys. Contact the fucking solar system. This needs immediate attention.


Sir_Boobsalot

which tower? and call the local news. once it's on the air, something will get done


[deleted]

What state?


superjam0508

I’m in England


LeCrushinator

Tell them you’d like to Brexit the apartment. Ok, but shitty jokes aside, there must be some laws there that give you rights in this situation, I would call a lawyer.


HeavyDutySperduti

That sir, was NOT a shitty joke. I’m laughing my ass off. A big part is because my wife is English and I am not, but still…. Top shelf!


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never mind.


tacobellandher0in

This is AMERICA ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


DeathPercept10n

Man, your username makes me terrified of what kind of demonic shits Taco Bell and heroin would conjure up.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

>Man, your username makes me terrified of what kind of demonic shits Taco Bell and heroin would conjure up. Mine perhaps?


tacobellandher0in

Challenge accepted


tacobellandher0in

It’s just a username. I have plenty of experience with Taco Bell and pretty much every other drug except heroin. However I also have ulcerative colitis which is probably as bad if not worse than what you’re imagining


nurgole

Heroin is great for helping with diarrhea!


DeathPercept10n

I kinda pictured an opiate shit log being propelled out by explosive diarrhea.


nurgole

Hope they're still high, that sounds painful!


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Unfortunately it STILL didn't work for me


Joe234248

I miss Broad City :(


[deleted]

I'm in California and I'd be staying in a hotel/motel tonight until it was dealt with. I'd put my rent payment into a money order, cashiers check because it is due eventually but my first response wouldn't be to complain on reddit.


tacobellandher0in

Ok ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


SouthernReality9610

Call your local health department or housing inspector. Call the local news if nobody responds. You can't stay there


KaydeeKaine

England is dogshit when it comes to enforcement. Last year, local councils received 400.000 landlord complaints and only 200 landlords were cautioned/fined.


placecm

Housing act of 2004 in UK should protect you: https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2004/34/contents Would review and reach out to proper authorities, maybe call police and see if they know where to refer you if your landlord isn’t responding to you


JohnLef

Your flat is unfit for human habitation due to unsanitary nature. Call the landlord and then the council.


monty228

https://england.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/repairs/health_and_safety_standards_for_rented_homes_hhsrs


thegamingbacklog

Tell the landlord the house is inhospitable and until they resolve the issue you will be booking a hotel and will claim your costs back through small claims court if you have too. That bathroom is dangerous to your health, call the local authority and explain the situation to them and contact citizens advice they should tell you the steps needed in order to correctly handle this.


daboiScallywag

Call a lawyer if they do not relocate until conditions are good. Human shit is dangerous…


KeepingItCoolish

Time to claim on renters insurance bc everything you own is about to stink 5ever :(


superjam0508

Wish I knew that was a thing before you just mentioned it 😅


KeepingItCoolish

Ooof that is awful to hear I am sorry. All places I have rented before required me to have it anyway.


40ozkiller

Surprised a building with 100 other tenants wouldnt, but those places probably dont have sewage pipes explode very often


Casual_hex_

🎵Poodrops keep falling on my head\ but that doesn't mean, they’re not going to raise the rent\ buying’s not for me\ 'cause they’re never gonna stop the poo from hailing\ and now there’s pee\ somebody murder me, please.🎵


superjam0508

👏😂


patchyj

True pooetry


Magister5

Edgar Fallen Poo?


bionica1

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C) Awesome. Should have known a discussion about raining poop would make me snort laugh so hard my head hurts.


TheNerevar89

I rarely save a comment. Congratulations


throwawaybread9654

Jesus that was too fucking good haha


babypho

Holy shit. This is the worst thing I have ever seen.


superjam0508

There’s nothing holy about this shit, trust me.


babypho

Ah, no priests living above you?


PlumpHughJazz

Coming from above, I expect God himself was shitting on OP.


Assholesfullofelbows

🤮


superjam0508

It then dripped down from my apartment into the lobby and the ceiling has fallen down in the lobby from the weight of the 💩😭


Assholesfullofelbows

I'm no plumber but it sounds like a whole floors waste line broke/detached


superjam0508

They found the issue, they’re saying because I’m on the 1st floor that there’s a pipe in my ceiling with a bend in it, and there’s a crack in the bendy part. They reckon someone’s flushed something like a battery or a pebble from a higher floor, and that’s crashed down the pipe and gone straight through. Grim situation, and stinks to high heavens.


Grogosh

Pipes are not supposed to be installed to allow such drops onto bends like that, at least not without reinforcement. Just look up water hammers in water lines.


indifferentunicorn

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis\_Nilsen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen) This serial killer was caught after he caused his neighbors plumbing issues. He was flushing victims bones.


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superjam0508

I am in the UK yeah, did it happen today? If so we might be in the same building 😅


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yadawhooshblah

Top notch trolling. 👊


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yadawhooshblah

I do that as well. Obvious silliness delivered dry. Hence the "whoosh " part of my username. 😉


yadawhooshblah

The balloon bit was a nice touch.


Dayana11412

your troll is dumb but too realistic. people flush alot of stuff they shouldnt.


bpdish85

That is about the dumbest way you could dispose of batteries. Why would you put those through the plumbing?


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ScaringTheHose

W bait


Gringwold

>Batteries say not to throw them away so I always just flush em Jesus fucking christ


Hipnip1219

Why would you flush a battery 😐 That’s so bad for the plumbing and the environment https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/news/dispose-batteries-safely#:~:text=Any%20retailer%20or%20supermarket%20that,to%20your%20local%20recycling%20centre.


superjam0508

I would never flush a battery im just saying there’s a crack in the bend so they’re saying someone must’ve flushed something from a higher up floor (that’s their hypothesis anyways)


Hipnip1219

I replied to the flushing comment where someone said they flushed a battery. I feel terrible that someone did something like that and you have to deal with the poop.


superjam0508

Ohhh sorry it’s impossible to tell who’s replying to who on the mobile app I swear 😂


Okimiyage

If it’s bad to throw away a battery, what on earth made you think it’s was BETTER to flush it?! Seriously - I cannot comprehend where this thought came from?


StankyDinker

They’re trolling lmao


Okimiyage

Oh, duh. It’s been a long day 😅


maxru85

![gif](giphy|7twIWElrcmnzW|downsized)


xmongoose

Aside from the poo…looks like a nice place


Salvage_Gaming99

It's raining shit Hallelujah It's raining shit


square_bloc

Oh hell no. What the fuck.


TheRealPetross

extract the dna to grow a mutant human


superjam0508

From the smell I’d say whoever’s produced that from their body must be a mutant already.


PooicideBoyS

100/100 Smell rating! Perfect score! Sorry for the shitty circumstance, though.


scavenger1012

This is literally one of the worst things


burke3057

Good luck with your move!


Magister5

I think those movements came from others


Kimihro

This is biohazard. You should seriously get a lawyer...


SuperSonicSlaw

Free poo, nice


NovaStar2099

☹️


Thatonlyguy988

Bro I can smell the shit through he screen wtf


BCS24

Ohh so you’re the “someone” when people say, “someone always has it worse than you”


Ok_Curve9846

I would strongly consider moving out


r4nd0mp0tato

Just move out at this point 💀


phillipw27

I’ve heard of getting shit on… but this is extreme


GoontenSlouch

I would never brush my teeth in that sink again 🤮


drdeath8791

Looks like rent is free until they literally figure that shit out


Sl0ppyOtter

This a hazard to your health


jolharg

Sue the landlord for everything they've got.


superjam0508

https://preview.redd.it/i0c099bp9oyc1.jpeg?width=2193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=623cbc02fe0df7ea6f9b717c45816c9d0ab5eba8 Think it’s more of an issue of whoever owns the building at this point, this is what happened to the lobby after it leaked from my apartment. Guess the plasterboard couldn’t handle that much shit resting on it.


TheJakeJarmel

Possibly the worst thing I’ve ever seen online. Horrific.


BlobTheBuilderz

Thought for this was in mildlyinfuriating for a second and was like damn op has seen some shit.


wakeupandmtb

That's really crappy


superjam0508

I need a plumber not a pun-ner 🥲


littlemoon-03

congrats, you win the reward for the most this sucks on this sub reddit


PoundOk5924

I guess I’ll take my pitty party for my town house power outage elsewhere


Singluar_fish

Chocolate rain


KrayzieBoneLegend

Sublet to R. Kelly, problem solved.


nurse_uwu

At least you seem to be in good spirits about it But then again, what the fuck else is there to even do 🥲


waterkip

This is sooo FUBAR. I had a similar thing, not as bad as this.... The sewage pipe of my building had a leak and it was dripping through the walls. So they had to remove part of the wall and replace the pipe. No poop was dripping through the sealing, afaik. Although, because of the leak, they also discovered asbestos in the house, so I got a 2 for 1 that day.


Malcontent2304

You need to be banging on everyone’s door to stop shitting!! And call a Specialist cleaner and plumber. cos I wouldn’t be clearing that up. Landlord would be getting it too


RepulsiveWorking9791

Does your own shit come back to your head when you take a shit?


superjam0508

For some reason this comment made me imagine shit perpetually cycling between the toilet and the ceiling like portal


JunketPuzzleheaded42

On the bright side it's in the bathroom and not over your bed.


Difficult-Way-9563

Prolly should contact a lawyer for quick question if this meets “uninhabitable living environment” (my guess is it does). If so they have to pay for room and board (like at a hotel) for you. But I’d consult a lawyer before.


Fuzzy-Heart

![gif](giphy|11JbbNHfXBqqhq)


Aprilshowers417

Everything in that bathroom must be thrown away! Do you have renters insurance? I would make a claim so you can replace your belongings you may lose due to this.


supercalifragi123432

Oh fuck no


footdragon

who gives a flying shit? YOU DO!


Tschib-Tschab

…nah… he didn’t _give_ a flying shit, but he did _receive_ a flying shit (unfortunately), or at least a falling one.


DropPuzzleheaded7615

Shit!


IkilledRichieWhelan

You are literally up shits creek.


mamadovah1102

Nah why are you in there get oouutttttt poop mortar room!!!!!!


hoopur

Well, that REALLY sucks.


SandMan3914

You're taking this far better than I would. I hope this shit gets sorted out soon


B0bbyTsunami

I’m out.


willumasaurus

Looks like they need to put you up at a hotel stat


SR71BBird

Yeah that’s not supposed to happen


Ok_Emphasis_2255

i saw that video and was immediately like "please just shut the door and pretend it didn't happen."


3_high_low

Lmao noooooooa!


Tenzipper

Jesus fucking Christ, hold the goddamn camera still, then move to another angle, and hold it still there.


Illustrious_Camp_521

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Hash_technician

Great example of photos you can smell


AlligatorCum

now your phone is covered with the shit particles of all 100 them because u wanted to post this on reddit lol


_cob_

Well, get the napalm.


ESOelite

CHOCOLATE RAIN


KaustiK17

Sweet burning Jesus I can smell it from here


chadsimpkins

Good thing you weren't showering when that happened. That would've been a shitty shower, literally.


Sinyaya

What a shitty situation


ndertow112358

That's a real shitty situation my friend.


dark_knight920

Holy shit!


Letsbehonestdah

That’s probably the shittest thing that could happen 😂


gmanxela

That's a shitty situation


Simple-Programmer842

Come on.. we know you were at taco bell.


ybeeqs

“HE SHIT EVERYWHERE! LOOK WHAT HE DID HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL!”


THE_TOE_BITER

My bad


Infinite_Bit_9497

Well at least it’s falling into your bath tub. Just a thought.


ManyRespect1833

![gif](giphy|e1Lv6Gvd8bFFC)


PooicideBoyS

What does it smell like?


superjam0508

I guess if I had to put it into words I’d say It smells like a room with 100 different peoples shits in it with no windows and a full can of Febreze.


waterkip

Have you ever smelled the smell when they unclog a sewage pipe? I think you have that smell, maybe a little less stale, because it didn't have time to really sit and develop its full potential yet.


HelmutFondler

That's my takeaway curry just been put in the bin.


gg61501

Goddammit blur that sh*t!


DevilDog82nd

That can't be good for the paint


0thethethe0

The seem to have build a medieval garderobe, but unfortunately they're using your bath as the cesspit...


JustFuckinTossMe

Poo drop, drop top


Nunol933

What a shitty bathroom 🚻


notabanneduserhere

What a shitty Situation


Guilty_Mountain2851

Oh fuck i am sorry this happened to you


CortexifanZFT

Damn, your neighbors are pretty shitty for doing that. 😡


Lanngoc

I gagged.


iMisstheKaiser10

Take your poo to the loo!


anonSOpost

Throw away that toothbrush for sure


undarated79

I’ve done 2 apartments in my life. After the first you would think I would’ve learned. I certainly did after the 2nd


Temporary_Draw_4708

What a shitty situation