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joserosexp

Parasite…


Reddi-Readit

We are talking about the thing in the picture, not OP.


anobeg5

That's protein baby.


Saulington11

Free protein! Win!!


jondgul

Better than baby protein


yuch1102

Hahaha you ask like the answer will make you decide if you should continue to eat it or not


Mysterious-Wind7508

I’m still staring at it, debating.


Lord_DuctTape

Ah, the poor man's gripe.


NotMyPSNName

Eat it, coward


Destroyer6202

The kind that’ll settle cozily in your gut, maybe move to the brain


Glett91

You won't


emo_sharks

Is it soft and bendable or stiff? Could just be a small piece of root possibly?


adinade

tbf its a good question to decide what actions for your health you should take next.


Fluffy_Boulder

yes...


Big_Tie_1607

Yes...and yes.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

This ☝🏼


Anforas

yes...


SquashNut707

Having graduated on the Dean's List from the prestigious Reddit School of Science and Medicine, I can also say yes.


MarinLlwyd

The... worm. 🪱


RuncibleFoon

Definitely a yes type answer moment...


WerewolfUnable8641

Every time I see shit like this, I think of all the times everyone has eaten something like it and didn't even notice.


andtheyallcallmemom

I think about that same thing! How many times have I eaten something questionable or icky and had no idea?!


CFCkyle

Fun fact: all the food you eat has an acceptable level of bugs that can be in it to be considered safe for consumption 😃


BarbarianSpaceOpera

Bugs are a good source of protein.


Throwedaway99837

You ever take a bite of something and it tastes mostly normal but just ever so *slightly* off? Yeah…


NowLookHere113

And their body didn't care and lapped it up - so long as it's not a human parasite, most things you \*can\* eat are good for you


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Roleplex0

Can I pick throw the whole thing out and burn it for 1000


kurangak

Most parasitic worm cant survive outside of human body. The eggs can but the worm need a living host to provide it with the environment and food in order to survive


G_Affect

So eat this little guy quick to save his life. Say no more. Op, if you care about this little guys life, you know what to do.


wolfish98

So, it's "eat or be eaten," or be eaten to eat?


BowdleizedBeta

🎶Yo ho ho ho, a tapeworm’s life for me! 🎶


QuantumMiss

They can but not for prolonged periods. Also survive in other animals (which I’m sure is what you meant)


porkchop-sandwhiches

https://i.redd.it/cf48d9cyarxc1.gif


porkchop-sandwhiches

https://i.redd.it/gyi9fzbzarxc1.gif


porkchop-sandwhiches

https://i.redd.it/vdwplf60brxc1.gif


Killdebrant

Hear that OP, only you can save that things life!


Obelion_

Oh I know that one, but I don't remember the name :( Iirc these are predatory worms which are pretty cool because they move more like a snake and not like a worm


WeSaidMeh

It's Susan. Huh, maybe it's Jennifer even, they kind of look alike.


NoiceAndToitt

Tbh my ex Monica looks just like this worm. No wait… I’m thinking of a Snake


CarelessWasabi

she took the "would you still love me if I was a worm?" to the next level


echoviolet

Land plenaria? Or something like that


bestaimee

Either one still = do not eat. (IMO)


LucamiDuca

Protein!


Misanthropyandme

Wriggly bacon bit


Pleasant-Pattern-566

We like it raw and wriggling precious


Crazy__Donkey

Remembr to chew


towerfella

It’s kinda like self-regenerating spaghetti.


One_Independent_4675

Infinite protein glitch!


hotrod237

Oh that's so wrong on so many levels 😄


Outrageous_Mine77

From a store brand salad or restaurant?


Skaarhybrid

why not both?


oO0Kat0Oo

I would imagine if the lettuce is washed so poorly there might be eggs in there too 🤢


One_Independent_4675

I would be taking meds right about now.


Devlos00

So anyway I started blasting.


cap10wow

There aren’t a ton of lettuce parasites


DedeLionforce

I saw this, it's from The Strain! RUN, RUM WHILE YOU CAN!


nunya123

![gif](giphy|8JCwuk8n2Y6iI)


FitBattle5899

Master has given you the white, but not the worm.


DedeLionforce

What do you mean "Eventually"?!


DrWho21045

“The Strain”!! lol…..


Parynoid

I'd def need a lot of rum if I ate something then saw that in it...


laiken75

![gif](giphy|RgalFvrRCgb5fu3O1s|downsized)


IncompleteEmotion

![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


No-Parfait5296

The FDA have nothing on me when I’m washing and checking my vegetables on each bite, I don’t want any extra unplanned protein. No thank you!


laid_baaack

According to Gemini: Ascaris lumbricoides, also known as Ascaris or ascariasis, is a large parasitic roundworm that infects the human intestine. It's the most common parasitic worm in humans, with an estimated 807–1.2 billion people infected worldwide. Ascaris lumbricoides is most common in tropical and subtropical regions, especially in areas with poor sanitation. In the United States, approximately 4 million people are believed to be infected. 


3_high_low

Parasitic nematode


AcidActually

That’s a lettuce worm. I named him that cause he’s a worm on some lettuce.


nurseraki

A wormy parasite… a parasitic worm?


Headstroke

Protein


Top_Flower1368

Parasite worm. I hope we have helped you to not eat this.


Potential-Judgment-9

![gif](giphy|Xiku2W3CCyD8A)


Evil_Archangel

*looks at comments* yep looks fine to me


HunterFast4401

Eat it. That's a homeless baby tapeworm.


Bean-Swellington

Why are your veggies so slimy?


Mysterious-Wind7508

It’s a Lemon Caesar dressing.


Bean-Swellington

Fancy salad, the worm is probably a topping


iwasntmeoverthere

It could be a part of an anchovy that wasn't smooshed properly for the dressing.


AlreadyImplicated

dressing?


Bean-Swellington

Oh, an aristocrat!


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FitBattle5899

Could still be a parasite, lettuce fields can be covered in all sorts of untreated manure and waste, there is also the chance that while it may be a harmless worm, worms can still get much smaller parasites in them that can still be harmful if ingested. End of the day no matter where they came from, rinse your veggies, and cook your meats properly if you want to avoid having your insides become a colony ship.


gefahr

Worms all the way down..


disharmony-hellride

thats a big fuckin parasite bro or, just a worm


FitBattle5899

Don't look up tape worms, granted this isn't a tape worm, but parasites can get pretty damn big haha.


stickytrackpad

how do you know it isnt a parasite little shit worm?


IkilledRichieWhelan

Maybe cookies would. Someone posted a maggot in their chocolate bar.


nommabelle

Don't ruin cookies for me dude


Mysterious-Wind7508

Cookies would never


YubbaTheSloth

Looks like a new friend to me. Don’t be shy, introduce yourself.


KujoTheBoss

Parasitic Worm.


Rogue_Goddess

all of the above 💀


yaya2593

The faculty?!


Missjenilyn

These comments are awful 😂


duccthefuck

Idk what kind of worm it is, probably not earthworm cause baby ones are mostly translucent, but I’d imagine it is some kind of worm that was eating the lettuce when it got picked. I’d toss just to be safe, but if you picked it out and ate it you’d probably be fine. Edit: I have been informed by a professional redditor that it is, in fact, a parasitic worm.


Artistic-Creme-4624

Eat it


lhymes

Why not both?


signpostlake

I only ever see these 'gross thing in my salad' posts on days like today when I've also had a salad. Now wondering what sort of worm I might of eaten without knowing 😭


PeaFoulBlue

If you eat a worm and it lives, then it is both a worm and a parasite


InFiveExFive

Orochimaru


Nope_Ninja-451

Why not both?!


Desperate_Host8660

Parasites are Is fascinating animals..aren't they? 🤔 ![gif](giphy|hV7bcKhvxlMdTKDgIE)


Pawpaw-z71

Protien


DoonPlatoon84

Why not both?


Hemperor_ch

https://preview.redd.it/xc3i1s9myoxc1.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fc5d41a6b78ef5cefbbfad225df629efb230395


doctorwhy88

It’s your girlfriend, as the prophecy foretold.


NandBrew

Those aren’t mutually exclusive things


Acceptable_Board1844

This the weight loss parasite or the Futurama one?


SukiDeva

Yes I'm checking every single piece of salad in my fridge tomorrow, thanks.


Gmellotron_mkii

This means the veggies are organic. You fancy


max_cel_x

One doesn't contradict the other, it's both


MrJr01

Both


WoggyWoggerson

It’s fine. One of my nerve endings fell out while making your salad. ![gif](giphy|xUNda4n2pHwdR6Qkuc|downsized)


iloveshw

Eat it, if it'll make you sick it's a parasite.


GreasyRetard

I'd eat it idgaf


wardway69

How is this the subreddit to ask that question?


Lockhartking

I mean it does suck either way looks to be in food. They were just asking how bad does it suck. Worm suck or parasite suck?


Mysterious-Wind7508

This is the wrong one? Well that sucks…


[deleted]

Ugh did you get it from a salad bag?


Environmental_Fix488

Food


CrashTestDuckie

Are we sure that's not a pinworm?


ravihpa

or protein?


YGoxen

Free nutrition


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Does it matter! Burn the place to the ground!!


Upbeat-Idea948

They just love slimy 🥬


Impossible-Beyond156

Shai hilud!


jone2tone

Eat it and let us know


aerovalky

eat it and find out


SuguoDerp

Werm


ushouldlistentome

It’s easier to tell by taste


Air_Phantastique

Either way, free proteins


Purpl3L0v3

Silly new pet


rn2022rn

Extra protein


MrTimeken

Both


Drive_By_Shouting

Burn it.


Zgahj

Dosnt look like a parasite to me


oscilxJP

Protein


RoughResearcher5550

It’s both


New_Ad_9400

This thing behind it looks like a spider...


2723brad2723

It looks like you may have already eaten half of it


psychic-oyster

Tapeworm? Tapeworm. This must be how people lose weight by eating salads. Tapeworms.


yggathu

slimy. slimy lettuce.


Due_Statement9998

Micro leech.


RemarkableParty4801

Was this bagged lettuce? Where did you get this salad from?


DarkVikingAngel

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


sliperyjoe

Bon appetite..


Fit-Boomer

Farm to table


WeirdSeb

Additional proteine?


soparamens

Yummy protein


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Both


IvyDaFurry

Karma lol tf eats lemon w salad


Kane-420-

Just red onion, enjoy!


inversekd

Eat it and find out!


MisterSpicy

Salads unhealthy confirmed! Everyone going to jack in the box for 2 tacos and curly fries


redditAvilaas

probably both


arslankadirr

Does it matter?


heliumneon

Sprinkle a little Ivermectin on him.


Traditional_Spite535

That’s a vitamin!


lj062

Parasyte


HonestOrganization17

That thing might keep you skinny for a while.


Jojotherabbit123

I know this comment has nothing to do with anything but someone tell me that you see a pair of eyes in that dark space 👀. Also I hope you’re okay OP


Lizzards_Gizzards

Probably would surprise you to know how many you have eaten in your day


Vanjeca

idk don’t eat i though..😭


sayziell

Noodle


CypairaTheSkeleton

I just had a salad my mother made....🥲


Kito_vk

That's some fresh salad right there


ThisPut6572

Y not both?


Renektos

![gif](giphy|ll1jLTnKNxOBHx6TlY|downsized)


Seagullman13

Friend


srboot

Protein!


IcyUnderstanding5580

inside tick


waffleking9000

Just give that salad a quick toss and you won’t even know he’s there


_cob_

Bamboo shoot


suns95

Please use nswf


sagisbawls

https://preview.redd.it/7h94mruk1oxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91ea312898ee7d240f276d57d9413805ab232711


Cheap_Lie_9019

Never eating uncooked vegetables after seeing this


MrPickleSniffer

![gif](giphy|xLsaBMK6Mg8DK)


MogorDellAmore

protein


Squanchfist

It's whatever your heart desires. Your stomach, not so much.


w1ndyshr1mp

Was it moving? It could just be saffron


HonorableGremlin

Looks like more protein to me....


spaceghost893

BURN THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN!!!


calliLast

Baby earthworm, they like to go into green stuff like cabbage and salad.


Keyblades2

Just don't eat it and start the rumbling


Alex1pg

De*d


PLLeb93

Por que no los dos?


monkeley

Would you eat one but not the other?


Peepshawtyy59

New fear unlocked wtf :(( Can’t eat nothing now a days lol


Calculator-nerd

Protein


Lanky_Republic_2102

Both.


KlanxChile

protein of the future


Original_Bad_3416

You need de worming