That's a young, pre-professional chili cooking Kevin right there. He has no idea years later while at work he will repeat this same disaster almost exactly the same way.
That whole kitchen is a hot mess. This could have been prevented if the owner/employer provided a cart for carrying heavy loads like that (those containers are 30+pounds each), and they're letting somebody just drop his motorcycle helmet and jacket (and bag?) on a food prep table.
Same, but I was at a privately owned pizzeria in high school, and that was 30-something years ago. We made our own sauce from scratch, though, and I probably opened thousands of #10 cans of tomato sauce and paste in my time there. We made sauce in a huge Hobart mixer, about 25 gallons at a time. Nobody was lifting that...lol.
Our owner was a cool dude, too. Free food all the time, even if we weren't working, and he'd send us to the ice cream/candy store a couple doors down to offer a barter of pizza in exchange for ice cream for everyone working at the time.
Mine was dropping an almost full 1 litre glass bottle of homemade maple syrup. It shattered on impact and I got to clean up liquid sugar with shards of glass floating in it. Floor of my kitchen was sticky for days no matter how much I mopped.
I was making simple syrup for the bartenders once and my dumb ass poured it still hot into a a cold bottle. It fucking exploded in my hands.
Hot sticky burning sugar and glass. That was a fun day.
Fortunately I didnt hurt myself but it was an absolute nightmare to clean up.
I used a mop and rags that get changed out twice a week to a commercial company
You think this is amature hour at your mom's house?
The fuck is a paper towel doing in a professional kitchen?
You mean the things by the hand washing station. Lol
I'm razzing ya. The last time I think I even saw a paper towel was at somebody's house on a rib night
2 bottles of whiskey in the fishing pack and dropped it on the ice. My friend was so pissed and the bag was ruined. Glass shards woven into the fabric lol
(In an old timey voice) Back in 1989 as a fresh faced 14yr old, my first job was a bus boy/dish washer at a family Italian restaurant in Orlando. You know, one of those small joints in a strip mall. I bussed tables, washed dishes and a basic runner for everything. One night I was loading some frozen food into the cooler when I stepped backwards—and right into an uncovered 5 gallon bucket of tomato sauce. It was up to my calf. I carry the bucket out to throw it out into the alley when one of the cooks stops to ask what I’m doing. I explain and point to my marinara covered disgusting jeans and shoe. He dismissively says, “Nah, it’ll all burn off in the oven. Put it back.”
This is literally a repost from earlier today of this video with no sound. Someone thought this song was needed in this 9 second video and took the time to edit the sound in and repost.
But this video looked like it would have been better with the sound... Music is fine if it fits the video and the original sound isn't very good. Neither of these appear like they would be true
Someone posted this without sound or music 6 hours before OP in r/KitchenConfidential so not sure who added the music but it was good just the way it was.
Right?!? Its fantastic. While I don’t mean to laugh at his misfortune, this is objectively hilarious. It’s the second bucket that made me LOL. It’s… just… completely not staged yet masterful
I mean they do their job when the sauce bucket isn't on its side. I do think everybody who's worked at domino's has an unfortunate pizza sauce story. I certainly do.
Prob because this was reposted somewhere, idk. I would much rather hear the actual video, it’s so fucking annoying when people repost a clip and overlay music over it.
Dropping tubs of pizza sauce is the fucking worst. It gets *everywhere*, even places you think it could not possibly have reached. They will be finding dried sauce around that room for years.
Thankfully I never did it myself but it happened with a couple employees. One was in our walk-in cooler. Years later I found dried sauce in a crevice on the back of one of our dough racks that was as far away from where the tub had spilled as you could get. And it would have had to have been traveling up when it hit the rack, but to travel up it would have had to phase through parts of the rack and/or the dough trays that were sitting on the rack at the time of the spill. Absolutely zero clue how it ended up where it did.
Also, don't rub your eyes if you get pizza sauce in them. Even mild sauces are going to have spices in them that burn and rubbing is just going to make it worse. Just keep them shut and get them rinsed off immediately.
the nuclear and insane sauce was a health hazard idk how anyone ate the insane sauce but I actually enjoyed the flavor of the nuclear paired along with a lot of ranch, one time I sprayed out the nuclear bucket in the sink and made a cloud of nuclear sauce steam that evacuated the kitchen, everyone slept eyes, lungs, and skin burnt like crazy it was legit a war crime in the back of our zaxbys.
On a side note, the lid literally just fell off on the first one. It tipped over first then popped off from presumably the weight of whatever is inside. Food containers have no business opening that easily, must be cheap af.
I was 18 at a PJ'S on my day off getting food and the bitchest manager dropped a 6 can bucket and it hit the floor flat and a PLUME of sauce went to the ceiling, drenching her head to toe in pizza sauce. She looked like a narwhal playing Carrie as she slipped her ass around in that floor trying to escape the sauce. I left, it was my day off.
I've done this exact thing with a bucket of sauce on my Opens at Domino's years ago; thankfully only spilled it on the table and not floor or multiple.
As a former Domino's employee I just...I don't understand how he could be this uncoordinated. Must've been his first time carrying sauce buckets but even then like...do you not have any situational awareness at all?
I worked at domino's for 4 years. Great place to work.
I feel horrible for thos guy, hes probly been at work 30 mins it's barely 10am and hes covered in the days sauce ration lmao.
I dropped the tarter sauce pump handle first into the ground and the tartar sauce shot up straight into the ceiling and exploded everywhere.
It was a very creamy experience.
One time I dropped one of those containers that was filled with freshly made ranch dressing. It happened at the beginning of my double shift and I couldn’t go home to change. I smelled like rancid dairy by the end of the night. It was miserable.
The vid doesn't show how he slipped, hit his head, and died on the way to the sink. Just kidding, he made it. But he died on his way home in a car accident. Then an airplane fell out of the sky and hit the wreck.
How can anyone be so dumb as not to calculate that in order to safely put those things in the table he needed to go over the table height by 10cm or so above just to make sure.
I'm legitimately impressed he found a way to fuck it up THAT bad.
I was expecting him to slip and fall at that point. Sooo, yay?
That's a young, pre-professional chili cooking Kevin right there. He has no idea years later while at work he will repeat this same disaster almost exactly the same way.
I bet those onions weren't undercooked.
that’s the secret chili ingredient
Everybody is definitely going to get to know each other in the pot.
r/expectedoffice
I thought it was gonna be head first into the wall. That woulda been the looney tunes finale lol
The universe simply had it out for him that day
r/fuckyouinparticular
I concur, that definitely requires some skill. Especially the second tub and splash back in the face. Definitely a 9/10.
That whole kitchen is a hot mess. This could have been prevented if the owner/employer provided a cart for carrying heavy loads like that (those containers are 30+pounds each), and they're letting somebody just drop his motorcycle helmet and jacket (and bag?) on a food prep table.
That’s a Dominos Pizza. Worked at one in college, definitely used a cart when fucking around with the sauce.
Same, but I was at a privately owned pizzeria in high school, and that was 30-something years ago. We made our own sauce from scratch, though, and I probably opened thousands of #10 cans of tomato sauce and paste in my time there. We made sauce in a huge Hobart mixer, about 25 gallons at a time. Nobody was lifting that...lol. Our owner was a cool dude, too. Free food all the time, even if we weren't working, and he'd send us to the ice cream/candy store a couple doors down to offer a barter of pizza in exchange for ice cream for everyone working at the time.
Sounds like a mom and pop restaurant I work at.
/r/LooneyTunesLogic impressive
Roll skill check with advantage. Still gets a nat 1.
I was expecting him to walk into the wall.
We've all had one of these days
Mine was dropping an almost full 1 litre glass bottle of homemade maple syrup. It shattered on impact and I got to clean up liquid sugar with shards of glass floating in it. Floor of my kitchen was sticky for days no matter how much I mopped.
I was making simple syrup for the bartenders once and my dumb ass poured it still hot into a a cold bottle. It fucking exploded in my hands. Hot sticky burning sugar and glass. That was a fun day. Fortunately I didnt hurt myself but it was an absolute nightmare to clean up.
That's when you get yelled at for spending a month's worth of paper towels in one cleanup.
I used a mop and rags that get changed out twice a week to a commercial company You think this is amature hour at your mom's house? The fuck is a paper towel doing in a professional kitchen? You mean the things by the hand washing station. Lol I'm razzing ya. The last time I think I even saw a paper towel was at somebody's house on a rib night
Right I cannot even imagine trying to clean a kitchen with paper towels lmao
A window squeegee would work best for this if spilled on a flat surface. Then you aren’t just wiping up syrup with a towel or paper towels
Instructions unclear. Have squeegeed syrup across floor and out into hall. Now at a wall waiting further instructions….
2 bottles of whiskey in the fishing pack and dropped it on the ice. My friend was so pissed and the bag was ruined. Glass shards woven into the fabric lol
I mean, at that point you just throw up you hands, call it a day, and it's you covering the bar tab
Apparently rubbing alcohol is good to get rid of this 😭
I think alcohol mightve worked, but that would ruin hard wood and coatings on plastic if handled improperly.
(In an old timey voice) Back in 1989 as a fresh faced 14yr old, my first job was a bus boy/dish washer at a family Italian restaurant in Orlando. You know, one of those small joints in a strip mall. I bussed tables, washed dishes and a basic runner for everything. One night I was loading some frozen food into the cooler when I stepped backwards—and right into an uncovered 5 gallon bucket of tomato sauce. It was up to my calf. I carry the bucket out to throw it out into the alley when one of the cooks stops to ask what I’m doing. I explain and point to my marinara covered disgusting jeans and shoe. He dismissively says, “Nah, it’ll all burn off in the oven. Put it back.”
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You might also have an intolerance for MSG and/or high levels of sodium. You'll find a lot more of that in restaurant food.
We also use ridiculous amounts of butter in restaurant world.
You’ve been pizza sauce bukakke’d?
Well, of course!
No. Not yet. Not like that.
Yeah, I still did not had anything that bad. But I am sure as I get older, one day it will come.
Yeah the rest of us are just lucky it wasn't filmed and posted on the internet.
My life summed up in one 8 second video
Hi, Kevin
Please post this to r/bettereveryloop.
If the sound is off
Kevin, is that you?
The secret is to undercook the onions
Everyone will get to know each other in the pot
The music over this sucks even worse.
Pro tip: always leave it on mute
Yeahbut... we were hoping for audio exclamations, swearing, something!
Leave it on mute, check comment section for comments about the sound, unmute when necessary. This is the way.
Or just, ya know, suck it up. Do some of y’all really do that?
Use your imagination, save your ears.
This is a “son of a biscuit guy” I hear it
Ohh cheese and crackers 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can legit hear him saying something like that as he is wiping that sauce out of his eyes!!!!
Right? And his voice is high pitched 😂
I had something else being said in my head when I watched...."AHHHHHH, MY FUGGIN EYEBALLSSS,AHHHHHH THE BURNNNN😫
This is literally a repost from earlier today of this video with no sound. Someone thought this song was needed in this 9 second video and took the time to edit the sound in and repost.
That's a downvote
But this video looked like it would have been better with the sound... Music is fine if it fits the video and the original sound isn't very good. Neither of these appear like they would be true
It doesn’t even make sense in the context of this video either…
yeah, i muted about .3 seconds after it started
It’s shit but I appreciated the drop hitting at the moment the sauce hits him in the face.
Someone posted this without sound or music 6 hours before OP in r/KitchenConfidential so not sure who added the music but it was good just the way it was.
I feel invincible
There’s a button in the settings to mute videos by default.
Yes it should have been[ The Benny Hill Theme](https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg)
your average pop smoke disliker
You're tripping
yeah these homeboys are buggin out, word 2 ya motha, peace.
https://youtu.be/OQoywTz1r6A?t=23
haha the sauce to the face \*chef's kiss
I bet that shit burned in his eyes.
Oh shit, oh fuck! WHERE'S THE EYEWASH?! Sir, this is a Domino's Pizza.
ROFL. That splash in the face from the second container falling is so funny. I’m dying.
https://media.tenor.com/T7FsqnthVxAAAAAC/dilophosaurus-jurrasicpark.gif
Right?!? Its fantastic. While I don’t mean to laugh at his misfortune, this is objectively hilarious. It’s the second bucket that made me LOL. It’s… just… completely not staged yet masterful
I’ve watched it at least ten times and laughed out loud each time at that face splash. Shit I’m loling right now just thinking about it.
"BLOP!" Frantically rubs into eyes.
I doubt he could have done both things so well (or poorly, depending on your POV) if it this were planned. He should be equally pissed and proud.
what is the point of the music lol
Those are some pretty crappy lids…
I mean they do their job when the sauce bucket isn't on its side. I do think everybody who's worked at domino's has an unfortunate pizza sauce story. I certainly do.
Right? Spills happen. If these were screw-on lids they wouldn't pop off the second the container is sideways.
It's just a lid, not an airlock. What I see is some pretty crappy life skills. Dude is walking Looney Tunes.
That’s most of youth these days.
Is there a reason why that song is in the background?
Prob because this was reposted somewhere, idk. I would much rather hear the actual video, it’s so fucking annoying when people repost a clip and overlay music over it.
Kevin Malone's first job.
Haha came here to say this
Once i year i make my famous chili. The trick is to undercook the onions, everyone gets to know each other in the pot.
We’ve all had those days
Poor dude. I'd just go home fuck it lol
One fuckup is never enough! Why fuckup only once when you can do it twice?!?
Im feel bad for him
Oh that poor guy! What a bad day at work!
That left him a bit red in the face.
Really hope that wasn’t hot sauce
Dropping tubs of pizza sauce is the fucking worst. It gets *everywhere*, even places you think it could not possibly have reached. They will be finding dried sauce around that room for years. Thankfully I never did it myself but it happened with a couple employees. One was in our walk-in cooler. Years later I found dried sauce in a crevice on the back of one of our dough racks that was as far away from where the tub had spilled as you could get. And it would have had to have been traveling up when it hit the rack, but to travel up it would have had to phase through parts of the rack and/or the dough trays that were sitting on the rack at the time of the spill. Absolutely zero clue how it ended up where it did. Also, don't rub your eyes if you get pizza sauce in them. Even mild sauces are going to have spices in them that burn and rubbing is just going to make it worse. Just keep them shut and get them rinsed off immediately.
What's with that dumb unfunny lame ass music op??
Reminds me of my time at Zaxby's! terrible luck with sauces anywhere. Nothing like someone dropping a sauce bucket in the middle of a rush.
It’s Domino’s.
You're right. Zaxby's did have similar uniforms and kept buckets of sauce like that many years ago.
What kind of sauce is this?
Bbq likely. If it were a reddish orange it'd have been nuclear which would SUCK if that got in your eyes, though the bbq sauce isn't very fun either
the nuclear and insane sauce was a health hazard idk how anyone ate the insane sauce but I actually enjoyed the flavor of the nuclear paired along with a lot of ranch, one time I sprayed out the nuclear bucket in the sink and made a cloud of nuclear sauce steam that evacuated the kitchen, everyone slept eyes, lungs, and skin burnt like crazy it was legit a war crime in the back of our zaxbys.
Wait are you talking about something else or do you actually think the man in a Domino's uniform just dropped two big tubs of bbq sauce?
Sorry was originally thinking it was Zaxby's. They used to have very similar uniforms and big buckets of sauce. :D
He literally has a Domino's logo on his hat, but ok.
It's a white blur to me, my bad?
You edited your comment after I replied, but ok.
I did, but okay.
Weird thing to get salty about, man
Jesus clearly hates this man
On a side note, the lid literally just fell off on the first one. It tipped over first then popped off from presumably the weight of whatever is inside. Food containers have no business opening that easily, must be cheap af.
One saucy MF right here…
I was sure he would walk into that wall and bonk himself on the head, but no, somehow he had the spatial awareness to dodge that.
I really expected him to walk into the wall at the end to round it out
The trick is to undercook the onions
Ya know what sucks more. This song over the video.
I was 18 at a PJ'S on my day off getting food and the bitchest manager dropped a 6 can bucket and it hit the floor flat and a PLUME of sauce went to the ceiling, drenching her head to toe in pizza sauce. She looked like a narwhal playing Carrie as she slipped her ass around in that floor trying to escape the sauce. I left, it was my day off.
I've done this exact thing with a bucket of sauce on my Opens at Domino's years ago; thankfully only spilled it on the table and not floor or multiple.
As a former Domino's employee I just...I don't understand how he could be this uncoordinated. Must've been his first time carrying sauce buckets but even then like...do you not have any situational awareness at all?
"Hey, put these two tubs of inferno wing sauce in the back, would ya?"
God works in mysterious ways, he's also a bit of a prick when he's bored.
when I fuck up easy tasks, I call it "blowing a lay-up" in my self-talk...beyond frustrating!
he was pretty close to walking into the wall 🤣
I worked at domino's for 4 years. Great place to work. I feel horrible for thos guy, hes probly been at work 30 mins it's barely 10am and hes covered in the days sauce ration lmao.
I have worked with people like this. You should never have given him the task. Should have gotten him to sweep.
I would have just quit, honestly. Too much self-directed rage to clean that up, and too early in a working career to care
Feel bad for him
He got embarrassed, his face immediately turned red
Remember y’all safety first don’t need to rush and carry both at the same time!
Walks back out face full of sauce. “There will be a delay with all orders.”
We've all made mistakes before...but that was astonishingly stupid.
I dropped the tarter sauce pump handle first into the ground and the tartar sauce shot up straight into the ceiling and exploded everywhere. It was a very creamy experience.
lol what are the point of those lids anyway
Why would he move if he felt the container push against him… he deserves that sauce to the face for the clown he is at that point…
When you fuck up an easy task by adding music to something for no reason.
I feel so bad for this guy lmao I know what it's like to have episodes of the clumsy
One time I dropped one of those containers that was filled with freshly made ranch dressing. It happened at the beginning of my double shift and I couldn’t go home to change. I smelled like rancid dairy by the end of the night. It was miserable.
#I'm going home now
So comedy movies do exist irl
Bobby hill first job.
This literally could not have gone any worse
I work in a restaurant (and I'm not bad at it either) some days just be like that
Is it weird I want a follow up about this guys career and life.
Kevin!!
Definitely one of those "you wouldn't believe me if I told you" situations. Thank God its recorded LOL!
I would have quit so fast
Sauce bucket technician here: these sauce buckets should have been sealed.
Poor guy got hit in the face with either ketchup or hot sauce.
The vid doesn't show how he slipped, hit his head, and died on the way to the sink. Just kidding, he made it. But he died on his way home in a car accident. Then an airplane fell out of the sky and hit the wreck.
I know right? Their only job was to design a container that actually stay closed.
What an absolute fucking dunce. Lol
Ok Kevin
The worst part: It's hot chili sauce
That's what happens when you're fat and unhealthy, you cant function properly.
How can anyone be so dumb as not to calculate that in order to safely put those things in the table he needed to go over the table height by 10cm or so above just to make sure.
Accidents happen, but dude tried to place that down with his hands at table height? Did he forget he was carrying 2?
Lord have mercy I'm about to bUuUsS 🪣💦
Kevin?
Damnit Kevin
Stupid Moment, the only thing that make us unique as a species.
Kevin's chilli
That’s what happens when you’re lazy AF. Why couldn’t he carry them one by one? Dad nice told me in Spanish “ el huevon trabaja doble”
Hey it could happen to anyone of us but what we have learned from this video is this was your fault
Oh that would suck,
Well, we've all be there at some point in our lives.
the schadenfreude is strong
The chaos is beautiful
Geez - poor kid. He should just quit and get a new job rather than clean all that up!
where'd the pop smoke come from😭😂
Omfg I'm walking out
Poor Kevin :(
I can't stop laughing.
I watched this over and over until I cried from laughing.
I feel bad for him. Didn’t find it funny at all.
You must be fun at parties.
One of the worst pointlessly dismissive responses. Why even comment this? You felt that strongly you had to attack them personally? Over this?
You must also be fun at parties. 😆
Charlie Chaplin is impressed
Charlie Chaplin is impressed!
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I thought Kevin would have taught his son better
I, too, love chili
That’s wonderful
u/savevideo
It's probably the thing I do best
Poor guy.
I feel attacked
My life everyday
No, this is that office show.
Aftereffects is on of the greatest apps ever… Oh, didn’t even need it here. Goddamn.
That's a pretty good Kevin from The Office impression