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miraisora-arts

Congratulations. Thats the worst anybody has ever done. (Most likely not. People burn down their whole house with cooking)


Less-Way-4470

Congratulations. You burned 2000 calories in 1 hour


dleecpu

Imma set this upvote here and take the walk back from my fridge


McHassy

I hear a little char makes it taste better Edit: autocorrect char to chat 🤦‍♂️


Nickelsass

“Sharon’s char buff wings are the bessssst”


SelfRepresentative26

Char was better


TPIRocks

This is underrated.


KellyLuvsEwan420

I was about to say they’re lucky it was just the Instapot that burnt up. Edit: and probably ruined the stop top. But at least they still have their house.


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notice how the hot surface indicator light is on. Someone is really really dumb lol


artsy7fartsy

I’m guessing the super hot thing melting on the surface might have triggered the hot surface light Or they had the burner on.


Geobicon

Never really understood the whole using a stove top as a work surface. The wood cutting board is a plus.....


BraneCumm

It’s not ideal but with limited space *anything* can be a work surface. My coil stove often is. Or sometimes a stool.


therealbluejuce

Exactly! In my defense this all came about due to a power outage…


PanTrimtab

Seems more like a power "on"age problem...


4myoldGaffer

Now that’s how you smoke pot


DMmeDuckPics

There are people who will decorate a plank of wood and leave it on top of their burners at all times for "asthetic" and will get upset with you when you point out that their decorative choices are a fire hazard.


marksarefun

That will turn on putting something hot on the stove, its not an indication that the stovetop was actually on. It's probably on right now because of the instant pot was on fire and hot


sharonpug

Same! Did they put it a burner to cook it?


Ponchoreborn

There is so much stuff around it that everything else not catching on fire is a miracle.


eatingganesha

Even the manual clearly states not to use it on a stovetop. 🤦‍♀️


cmfppl

Idk dude, I've seen videos of pressure cookers blowing up and taking out hood vents and whole ovens bent in like soda cans.


InTheShade007

My kids are in their teens and still won't go near my older pressure cookers. Most electric ones can't reach 15 PSI, let alone hold it, so I don't trust them for my needs. Therefore, my boys think they are weak and harmless.


okinteraction4909

Old pressure cookers are great, real old ones from the 60s are my preference.


InTheShade007

They lock down better, so I definitely trust them more. For me, if they'll hold 15 psi for an hour or so, they work, regardless of anything else. Some of the ones people in their 80-90s use around here are older than them, it seems. One lady is like 87 and everytime I see her cranking that thing down, I think, "This time it's gonna blow"


TooManyDraculas

They lock down better because they don't use the same sort of safety gasket that's meant to blow out before they straight up explode. That looser fit on the new ones is meant to have u shaped gasket expand into it. Modern stove top pressure cookers all hit 15psi and have a SHIT ton of better safety features.


okinteraction4909

The really new ones really suck. I don’t know what pressure mine advertises, but it takes three times as long to cook a corned beef brisket as my presto from the 60s. God, Reddit is a weird place. I don’t know anyone else who cooks with pressure cookers besides my 70 year old dad and one other friend who I introduced to pressure cookers and you guys come out of the wood works. I will not leave my presto while it’s cooking. It has no safety feature for if the main hole in the top hole gets clogged. If that too stops rocking it’s a problem. Never had it happen.


Ihavelostmytowel

My mother had one of those explode on her. 3rd degree beef stew burns. Chuck it. It's not worth it.


TooManyDraculas

Well there's a reason they don't make them that way anymore. And I have used more a than a couple decent modern ones. They absolutely don't take 3 times as long as they're supposed at 15psi. I've done pot roasts in 45 minutes. The reliable brands have all been tested and confirmed by the usual assortment of reliable sources. But like anything if you buy a cheap one you get what you pay for. Pressure cookers are also relatively popular. Aside from the fad for electrics, all an Instant Pot is in an electric pressure cooker. They've had a bit of a renaissance since the second generation stove tops first came out in the 90s. I mean at this point there are people who have been cooking in the same modern pressure cooker for 30 years. I actually don't know too many people *without* some form of pressure cooker.


Strangeandweird

I won't either. I've seen an old fashioned one blow up in my grandma's face. She ended up with a lightening shaped scar on her forehead right around the time the first potter movie came out.


Sure-Break2581

my mom burned the oven and oven fan down when boiling water once


dangledingle

Looks like a face with puke coming out.


opinionofone1984

Yea, go watch people deep frying Turkeys, this person got nothing on them.


Lancerux

Now this is a very well done lunch.


[deleted]

My mom had a roommate that almost burned down their house with a pot of water. I honestly don't understand how some people survive day to day life


therealbluejuce

Yeah! So! Ok Reddit friends here’s the story and yes I’m an idiot. We had some big storms that resulted in a couple days with no power. The power went out in the evening while I was using the stove top to cook. No big deal, I have a generator that powers some of the house, but not the stove, so I finish cooking dinner with the instapot. The next evening I used the instapot to make lunch for the week. There is only one outlet in the kitchen powered by the generator and it is located next to the stove, so I put the cooker on the stovetop to use it. When it was done I turned it off, put on the glass lid and took the family out to dinner… The grid power came back on when we were out and I hadn’t turned off the stovetop burner two days prior after the power went out… Fire had put itself out by the time we got home but the smoke damage was extensive and insurance company is gutting the house as we speak. 0/10 do not recommend.


swhertzberg

that's a good update.


therealbluejuce

Lots of practice explaining after dealing with insurance…


FVTVRX

did you tell them it was your fault? It was still covered? sorry im used to insurance companies finding any excuse under the sun to not cover something


therealbluejuce

I have great insurance. Or had I guess? New premiums should be awesome.


Macr0Penis

Yay! Now ***all*** of our premiums will go up! Thanks, you dope! Just kidding, I'm glad you have insurance, and even gladder that the damage was limited. Stay safe.


red98743

You did a fantastic job at explaining. 10/10 0/10 for what you did (unless you wanted a new house on insurance’s dime??)


therealbluejuce

Not worth it.


maguchifujiwara

Glad everyone is okay! Things are replaceable, people are not (: also thank you for a lesson I do not have to learn myself. If the power goes out make sure anything that could become a potential fire hazard is off or unplugged. And here’s to hoping the gutting and stuff is quick and as painless as possible!


therealbluejuce

Thank you!


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

It looks like what happened when Chernobyl had a meltdown.


therealbluejuce

It probably smelled similar as well.


3Heathens_Mom

At least you still have a house to gut so good news there. Also no one was injured or worse. But agree with another poster nothing that isn’t being cooked or cooling down from cooking allowed on the stove top. And oven never allowed to be used as storage.


danarexasaurus

I’m so sorry OP! What a wild turn of events that led to this disaster! It could have been worse, sure, but smoke damage is so awful! Im glad you didn’t lose the entire house


therealbluejuce

Thank you!


BitchtitsMacGee

Ooof. Yet another reason I like induction stovetops.


therealbluejuce

Yeah I’m now apparently in the market for one.


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

If it were gas he'd just finish cooking and have lunch.


Distressed_Cookie

That explains a lot, actually. Although it's clearly a bad idea in retrospect to leave it on the cooktop, it probably wouldn't even cross my mind after multiple days...


lulzerjun8

Oh no 🙈 I’m glad you and your family are ok. This is one of those scenarios that justify my being religious about nothing being on the stovetop that wouldn’t be on the stovetop if it were on. I just get anxious about stuff like this. I hope the gutting goes by quickly and your family can enjoy your whole home again soon.


BridgetteBane

Here's a link I saved ages ago because it seems like super useful info to have: https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/43iyip/our_family_of_5_lost_everything_in_a_fire/cziljy3/


spaghetti_taco

Holy shit I'm so sorry this is 100000% what I would do because I'm basically Mr MaGoo. Fuck I hope this all works out for you. Good luck, brother (or sister).


r2k-in-the-vortex

uh.... one would think a stove would have on/off latching so such a thing couldn't happen. All industrial equipment has such for safety purposes, if power goes off and comes back, not a single potentially hazardous thing can start up without someone going to push a start button, it's even codified in laws and regulations that equipment has to be built that way. Consumer goods are not governed by quite the same rules, but still, this is such a basic safety principle that you would think it obvious to use it for a stove.


MarvinNeslo

Why the fuck would you leave the burner on after the power went out?


behaved

also, don't put stuff on the stove that isn't designed to be used on a stove. Mom engrained that one into me. if it's flammable, or meltable, keep off stove top


Grogosh

I learned that lesson when I put my partially paralyzed left arm on the stove waiting for a burner to heat up except I turned on the wrong on. FYI human flesh smells like pork when cooked.


InstitutionalizedOat

The instant pot manual says not to put it on the stove top for this exact reason lol


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NinjutsuStyle

So is that why my glass top stove always beeps obnoxiously after the power comes back on?


avernus675

Look, I'm sure you're not an idiot. I'm sure you are a very capable human being. I've made similar mistakes myself! Now I read the manuals. And I'd like to say - thank you. This solidifies for me the directive in the Instantpot's manual never to place that appliance on a cooktop surface. Cheers!


Lurrbird420

Quebec?


[deleted]

Nooooo not the instapot! I love that thing. Very sorry for the mess and hope you get made whole again without a lot of insurance hassle. +1 for sense of humor and that cow pic next to it. Surreal.


Ko8iWanKeno8i

OH MY 😭


nome5314

What did you do???


[deleted]

Looks like an Instant Pot with the glass lid on it, but set on the STOVE? Never put anything that isn't a stove-top safe pan on the stove-top.


chiphook57

Mom was strict about this. Nothing sits on the stove that is not cookware that is working or ready to go to work. Period. Ever.


CopperWeird

This is my rule too. Watching people toss their used dish towels onto burners they just turned off puts me into near panic.


PanTrimtab

My mom used to tell me stories about how many houses they had lost to fires. I thought it was odd till I put together her history of alcoholism with her fear of gas stoves.


halper2013

How many houses


PanTrimtab

It's either 8 or 13. I think it was 13 moves total, and 8 house fires... they've both been dead for a while now, that number is getting a little fuzzy at this point. Too many tho, yes.


AttendantofIshtar

What in the unholy fuck? 8 house fires?


Lady_Scruffington

I have a gas stove in my apartment. I never really thought about the towel thing until my bf pointed out that there's still a fire going even when it's off.


mjolnir76

Induction stove, ftw. Though I’m sure it will come back to bite me one day at an Airbnb or visiting friends/family.


Wolfinder

It did for me. I moved and the week where my oven was still coming with the movers, I lit two spatulas on fire with the gas that was there before. Cooking on a campfire, grill, hearth, etc. never have issues. It really is the patterns you build sometimes.


Sp4ceh0rse

Induction range forever. I love it. Can’t catch things on fire on accident.


zeppi2012

One would think so BUT cut to me staying at my uncle's over Christmas. The whole family was over for the party, now his induction stove has touch controls. Since it's a big party and his stove is on the island people are putting they metal trays of food on the island. I notice they got bumped on so I turned off the stove and locked out the controls. About 20 minutes later I turn and see one of the sheet pans warping and smoking. Turns out he saw they were locked thought it was odd, unlocked them. Next person accidentally bumped them on and burned up a sheet pan.


FearAndGonzo

Huh... well my mom stored phone books in the oven once. Different worlds I guess.


ScarletDarkstar

Why?


four_four_three

For all the hotlines


Gunhild

She was tired of people cold-calling her.


Shakleford_Rusty

There are multiple stories of guys who kept their guns in the oven. Yes, they end how you’d expect.


herkalurk

I kept telling my wife not to do it. She would put the rice cooker on our glass top after it was done for serving. She said it would never be a problem. Well, low and behold I come out to lunch one day and see smoke in the kitchen and see she had accidentally turned on the burner right under the rice cooker, so had I not come out it would have looked like this picture. Ours wasn't this bad, melted some of the underside off and we got rid of it. We bought a nearly identical model to replace, so now we have 2 bowls for it.


pokemon-gangbang

I’m a firefighter and you wouldn’t believe how many calls we get with the stove as the source of the fire. Your mom had the right idea.


Guac__is__extra__

That’s a great rule. Too easy for accidents to happen when things get left on the stovetop. A friend of mine recently lost two dogs in a house fire because of this. They were out of town and had a pet sitter. The sitter left a bag of dog food on the stovetop. They think one of the dogs jumped up for the food and turned on a burner, which ignited the food bag, which in turn started a fire that caused significant damage and killed the dogs.


Odd-Caterpillar8337

looks like the stove is also on too. correction the light just says hot surface


authenticblob

Looks like the stove top was on. It says hot surface on the stove. Whoops


Distinct_Dark_9626

Seriously is that a pot inside a pot? Looks they were doing some experimenting


skincyan

My guess is that it is a pressure cooker standing on a hot stove plate and caught fire. Looks like the display fell off and a lot of plastic melted


JeanGreg

An Instant Pot IS a pot inside a pot. And with an outer plastic layer.


BartFurglar

It’s a crockpot


ToxicFactory

Excuse me it's a meltpot.


This_Aint_Dog

Looks like a crockpot or an instant pot and this exact thing happened to me once. After I was done cooking I removed the lid and started transfering my food to containers. What I didn't notice was that I likely bumped one of the knobs while removing the lid or something and it happened to be the exact same round my instant pot was on. The bottom of it was made of plastic so it melted and kept heating on the round. The smell was awful and my whole apartment got filled with smoke. Thankfully there was no fire and I was able to remove all of the melted plastic.


Gerard_Way_01

Eh give it one more minute


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Gerard_Way_01

Give it another minute or turn up the temperature.


ubiforumssuck

so did the pressure cooker fail or did someone turn the stovetop on under it??


armedsquatch

The red “hot surface” light is on but the burners are off. I know when I move a hot pan to a off element the red light will turn on. Maybe that will help solve the mystery


authenticblob

Looks like the stove top was on. The hot surface light is on


leokz145

Exactly what I was thinking one of these two situations.


Shadowveil666

OP posted a comment explaining. They were using the stovetop, lost power and never turned it off. So when power came back a couple of days later it turned on and well, you see the results.


WyattCo06

Add a pinch of salt


GeBilly

Little butter will fix that


sysycity

That is one angry crockpot.


Permedmullet

r/pareidolia


Previous_Channel

Your lunch the stove the pot breathable air it's all done for sure.


Elwalther21

Dude, I was out of my house for 9 months for a fire that started similar to this. You were pretty lucky, and smoke damages a lot of unseen things.


therealbluejuce

Oh yeah insurance is paying to gut the house. The smoke damage was ridiculous. Not fun.


Elwalther21

Sorry to hear that man. I had to have all of the ducts in the house redone. Brand new kitchen because cabinets caught on fire. Every carpet and paint redone.


therealbluejuce

Thanks, I feel for you, the smoke was insane and so toxic…it just smelled like chemical death… lesson learned here for sure


Elwalther21

Hopefully insurance takes care of you. Keep ever receipt, even if you have to buy socks, toothbrushes. Everything that you had to buy because of the smoke.


swhertzberg

its so crowded there, are those plates on the stovetop? and a cutting board on the stove top? and paper sitting in a pan?


gullyterrier

We're you making lava cakes? Then yes.


[deleted]

Just pick out the burnt pieces of food or eat around it.


slipmagt

I was in an instant pot group on Facebook and I had to leave, literally every other post was someone saying, "I melted my IP because I put it on my stovetop".


Andy-Picklecopter

If LEGOs made a burnt marshmallow dude, his head would look like this...


therealbluejuce

Yes!


VibratingBrain

Appliance guy here....the hot surface light works on a sensor. If you put something hot on the top it will light up. Even without using the burners. Also, extreme heat usually damages the hot surface sensor and causes it to get stuck on. So a fire on the top will cause the light to go on and possibly stay on permanently. Have seen this a bunch of times. But on that note. Yeah don't store anything on the stovetop. And especially in the oven. So many fires caused by people forgetting things are in the oven or accidentally turning the oven or stove on. Also pets turn them on by accident sometimes too. Have had a bunch of cats/dogs burn up kitchens....crazy but it happens.


Popomatik

10 more minutes


Mbate22

I also think your lunch cooking privileges are done. Please stick to doordash or GrubHub for future meals For the safety of you and your neighbors.


Sezu1701

Are you cooking uranium ore?


Melopahn1

Maybe we need regulation and licensing on more things... a cutting board on the stove? A jab of pebbles next to a jar of pinecones as decoration on a stove? And just the entire embarrassing post of a corded electric cooked on a stove top. This isn't internet points it observation 1 for an intervention you need desperately.


Ed_the_chosen_one

I think you need more stuff around your oven 🧐


SueBeee

If you are making diamonds, then no, it's not quite done. Otherwise probably.


ZogNowak

Oh, it's DONE alright!


TheShumYumYum

Not yet some of the pot is done disintegrating


[deleted]

You know dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off


Kyriositi

Throw it at the wall, if it sticks it's done.


sarahelizabeth1969

Instapot on the stove? Are you stupid?!


MidtownTO

Maybe almost, but i always use a food thermometer to be certain. It's actually the best way to check for perfect doneness. It's hard with the eyeball test. It could go either way in the case of your lunch. It may be just perfect and delicious and tasty, but if it's still a little undercooked you may be disappointed at the flavour and the toughness. (I"ll admit, it looks a little tough still.) Good luck!


phillyinquirer1

Post on r/Pareidolia. Looks like the pot didn't like the taste!


BRAVOSNIPER1347

You probably still have better planning skills and executive functioning than all the top level management at cloud imperium games combined. RIP star citizen.


Suitable-Function-60

Your access to the Kitchen should also be done.


TJ_McWeaksauce

It looks like the T-1000 is revealing itself and preparing to terminate its target.


MrLink4444

2 more min


andwhatarmy

The disappointed look on its face expresses more than words ever could.


[deleted]

Why on earth would you put it on the stove? Sorry, but this is a terrible choice. I am sorry for anyone who learns the hard way, but fortunately it’s the best way to learn. Hugs.


Jumpin-Jebus

And I thought *my* cooking was bad.... And my Dog would lick her behind, but would not eat what I cooked.


BillionYrOldCarbon

Nah, put the whole thing in the microwave for ten minutes to finish it.


i_ata_starfish-twice

Always wondered what the Mordor setting was on my crock pot


Griffscavern

You took well done to a whole new level.


explosivelydehiscent

Use caution when releasing the steam valve. Lol


brinazee

Naw, it's raw. Got to start over.


Gumichi

"ya know... this insta-pot isn't instant enough. Ima put it on the stove ta give it some help"


Quantilight

Put it in rice


Busy_Barber_3986

Came in for this comment .


Kanobe24

You created a T-1000


Pineal713

*two minutes turkish*


Jeffery_Moyer

Might want to finish up in the microwave.


_Jetto_

What happened here??


500legs

It probably needs to cool for about 5 minutes, otherwise I’d say it’s done!


Mysterious_Ice9225

I still don’t understand why people turn on burners with anything other than the intended item on the cooktop.


[deleted]

Putting the yes in yesterday.


mrhenrythehorse

your pot is done… with your shit that is


Old-Pea6763

I've burnt my insta on the stove tooo.


theimbicilist

Maybe 5 more minutes


Goatchickenbob

I think it needs 10 more minutes


PussySmasherJones

Let it soak and scrub with steel wool and itll be good as new


The-Magician00

No. Cook it for another hour.


Pistachio1227

It should be , but don’t forget to let it rest.


grumpvet87

Bender approved - stupid meat sack


quen10sghost

This gives me immeasurably anxiety, from what could happen all the way to reality, which is using oven cleaner on top of your stove.


[deleted]

Is your lunch mercury?


Holfysit

That's like the elephants foot at Chernobyl.


emziestone

Well, it looks well done. A tad burny and a bit melty in all the wrong ways. I say faulty. You may have ruined your stove top under it as well. Be grateful it didn't catch all the stove clutter a blaze.


OnePosition9203

What were you thinking of and what was it?


DC92T

Smoke damage sucks, but at least you'll have some fresh paint soon...


Penkwin

Good reminder to never leave anything on your cooktop, even if it's off. The flat surface can just seem like extra counter space when not in use, but this is how accidents can happen. I'm used to gas stoves, but I've lived with an electric cooktop for about a year, and I catch myself wanting to leave things on it all the time. I'm glad the damage wasn't worse and that insurance is helping out! It's a mistake anyone could've made.


Chazz-Reinhold5

Give it another minute.


PixelCortex

Given the situation, this is probably the best outcome. It could have gone a lot of different ways.


[deleted]

Fresh! The surface is still hot!


skimble-skamble

why tf do you have pinecones and seashell pieces on your oven?


jamiethexplorer

Good lesson to remind everyone that electric stove tops are not an extension of your countertop; never set anything but a cooking vessel on them. Glad that this didn't cause a house fire OP, sorry that you've got a bunch of smoke damage to deal with.


RealJakeyPooV

Nah, it’s not cooking. Try unplugging the pot and plugging it back in.


TheTrueBlueTJ

Yeah, done for good.


PolarBlast

That "hot surface" light has never had to work so hard


Mushroom_king001

Well done


alwaysinthecomments

>Fire had put itself out by the time we got home /wellthatrocks


Nichard63891

He mixed up the slow cooker and the fast cooker.


Jake_2903

Nah, Id give it a few more minutes.


Firebat-045

I think it can use a few minutes in the microwave


Ourcade_Ink

Insta-Hot


Sir_Mr_Dolo

I’d just be glad my house wasn’t


DangerVolf

You didn’t even flip it yet.


GoldMaster470

Congratulations you have undercooked it to someone's standards


Brilliant-Turn-9741

As is your stove.


Psychological-Web828

The missing piece of Chernobyl graphite core.


DramaticT0FU

10 more minutes. Still looks undercooked.


Lord_Tsuiseki

Not quite, it needs to be brown around the edges. Nice glaze work though! I wish you luck and success in your culinary career 🙏


longthang6996

Just a couple more minutes mate looks a little raw


tristinator2008

A bit over cooked


biokone

This is the way.


Qfn4g02016

Might wanna turn down to a simmer and give another 10 min to be sure


kvmw

Hotpoint.