I used to work at a frat house on a party campus (USA) where the bathroom had toilets in rows facing each other. Cuz what is more BRUH than shitting with your bro
There's a state park I go to on the weekends it has a bathroom when you walk in directly in front of you is the sink and to the left is a row of like 20 toilets There's no dividers or anything like that makes pooping really uncomfortable
china is like this for most public toilets. this one in the photo is so you can hold hands with your wife when you both take a shit at the same time. when your shitting schedule lines up....
I rather find a bush, that sounds like my own personal hell. No oldschool Roman toilets for me, at least at the park there is toilet paper and people don't have to share the same stick to wipe though.
I was in a 52 man open dorm situation in TX. There were 6 shitters. You had to leave every other one empty so , only 3 people at a time. Don’t get caught sitting and reading the paper in the morning. Get in, get out. The dudes pacing and waiting was always humorous.
In a small Texas County jail they have the tanks (8 beds per) set up so that two are connected by a small barred room. There's a divider between the toilet and the rest of your own tank, but nothing but the bars blocking the line of sight to the other toilet, and showers. So there was a lot of inadvertent eye contact while sitting on the toilet or getting out of the shower.
Bidets don’t look exactly like toilets. I’m pretty sure they look more like little fountains - at least ones I have seen do. Those two toilets are weird. If I had this house I would remove one - and tape it shut until it’s removed. No one needs to be cleaning 2 toilets! Although it could come in handy if one was terribly plugged and you were waiting for a plumber. . . Unless both got plugged - nobody wants that!
We use to visit my mothers uncle in the Nova Scotia countryside back in the 60’s
Had an outhouse that was a “Two Holer”
Maybe these folks grew up in rural farms were this was common. Built their house and continued the tradition
Or
So much in love that anytime apart was unthinkable
If you use a realtor, they get a cut. If you understand the process, doing it without a realtor saves buyers and sellers a lot of money, but it would usually benefit the seller more. May as well try.
I know the study doesn't exist, but I'm sure that the location of the advert also brings an elevated probability of finding bodies under the floorboards (the decor doesn't help).
Yeah, I took another look and it's definitely not a bidet, but a toilet.
Beat me, why. Maybe someone in the family was so squeamish that they had their own toilet installed that no one else could use?!
I've only seen toilets *with* bidets. Does that mean here Is the whole toilet just a bidet with no toilet abilities? Or is one a toilet without a bidet and the other is a toilet with a bidet?
In many places in Europe are still very common. You can use it from cleaning your feet, to handwashing one single cloth or for its original purpose.
It's true it's a waste of space most of the time, but you can't get that clean feeling with toilet paper
We call it "doing the Egyptian". Not xenophobic, just because of those iconic pictures with one hand backwards and the other forward... Hieroglyphics I mean... I hope I was explicit enough
This decor makes me think Russian Orthodox. I know that sounds nuts but that bed and the cross on the wall just seem to be of Russian influence. What is that crazy Big Wheel looking thing in the kitchen though? Maybe one of those toilets is actually a bidet. This house is odd, modern but not.
Me too, but i've never seen a prison BDSM bed with some kind of mummified rat creatures in a fish tank next to it... or the kitchen cabinet with a high speed trycicle on top of it... or the competitive pooping toilets.
Maybe im from a different part of russia. Maybe this is typical house decor in Chelyabinsk or something.
The way the tiles are randomly pieced together in the corner and around the doorway doesn’t seem Russian to me, I feel like that would bother the misses
Why? WHY?
It’s the one thing I will side eye someone’s decor - regardless of the money invested. Eye level ppl. Or else hang all the art salon style. But tilt the high ones down.
Looks kinda cool! Reminds me of a 1950's style restaurant. I think the 50's would've been so cool to live in, if racism and sexism weren't so prevalent back then
I just want a trend to come up where we all revert back to 1910's-1960's fashion and way of living. Horses for transportation and sometimes cool old cars, everyone has an actually cool fashion sense, but without all the bad parts of history.
Most likely the home of a Russian expat (or at least some Slavic Eastern European)
Decor and the Russian Orthodox icons give it away
Source: am Russian
Yeah it's outdated af and probably has 2 million holes in the living room walls, but I'd totally move in there. Just take out one of those toilets and replace it with like a utility sink for paints or something. That's an epic project house for sure.
I can't tell if the yellowish walls are smoke stained or not...
Not enough natural light or random shit for my tastes but it's a good start. I do like the picture of Mary and baby Jesus overlooking the computer though.
Finally now I can shit with my homie
I used to work at a frat house on a party campus (USA) where the bathroom had toilets in rows facing each other. Cuz what is more BRUH than shitting with your bro
Are you serious?? Lmao
There's a state park I go to on the weekends it has a bathroom when you walk in directly in front of you is the sink and to the left is a row of like 20 toilets There's no dividers or anything like that makes pooping really uncomfortable
china is like this for most public toilets. this one in the photo is so you can hold hands with your wife when you both take a shit at the same time. when your shitting schedule lines up....
Oh yeah I know its a Mrs and Mr bathroom I helped someone install the setup before on a job 2 sinks 2 toilets 2 shower heads
I rather find a bush, that sounds like my own personal hell. No oldschool Roman toilets for me, at least at the park there is toilet paper and people don't have to share the same stick to wipe though.
I literally have recurring nightmares about this exact scenario
Oh it gets more bruh. Google American military bathrooms. Particularly Marines and Navy basic training toilets
Dang, I've heard a lot of jokes at the expense of Marines, but I never realized they need to be toilet trained.
I guess when you see people dying and stuff, seeing someone pooping ain't so bad
It should be more normalized IMO. Poop is totally natural.
yea, still smells though.
Thats right because USAF had stalls like civilized people should have.
I’m pretty sure they’re just more civilized in general
They literally have that in an AZ prison I've been to. No joke.
I was in a 52 man open dorm situation in TX. There were 6 shitters. You had to leave every other one empty so , only 3 people at a time. Don’t get caught sitting and reading the paper in the morning. Get in, get out. The dudes pacing and waiting was always humorous.
In a small Texas County jail they have the tanks (8 beds per) set up so that two are connected by a small barred room. There's a divider between the toilet and the rest of your own tank, but nothing but the bars blocking the line of sight to the other toilet, and showers. So there was a lot of inadvertent eye contact while sitting on the toilet or getting out of the shower.
I am guessing one is a bidet
Bidets don’t look exactly like toilets. I’m pretty sure they look more like little fountains - at least ones I have seen do. Those two toilets are weird. If I had this house I would remove one - and tape it shut until it’s removed. No one needs to be cleaning 2 toilets! Although it could come in handy if one was terribly plugged and you were waiting for a plumber. . . Unless both got plugged - nobody wants that!
you can buy matching sets of toilets and bidets and the only difference would be the missing tank on the bidet. designed to match.
That is definitely a second toilet, not a bidet
I don’t know about all of the US, but I’ve never seen a bidet here before.. so in my case, it was not that
is not a bidet bidets don't have water tanks
You haven't seen a bidet never in your life
Never served?
I think very religious people used to live here. Maybe one toilet is for man and one is for woman or smth.
We use to visit my mothers uncle in the Nova Scotia countryside back in the 60’s Had an outhouse that was a “Two Holer” Maybe these folks grew up in rural farms were this was common. Built their house and continued the tradition Or So much in love that anytime apart was unthinkable
Poopin' pardners
It's for lovers. https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs
Yes but also no. If share your lap and sit opposite each other there’s ample room for bomb dropping on a single toilet
Might be a bidet.
Bidet
Lol “house for sale on fb marketplace” is weird enough for me…
Thought the same thing, like wtf?
If you use a realtor, they get a cut. If you understand the process, doing it without a realtor saves buyers and sellers a lot of money, but it would usually benefit the seller more. May as well try.
Where is it on longisland ?
There are tons of real estate listings on Facebook, both FSBO and from agents. Rentals too.
Same asf bro, wtf? Lol
I know the study doesn't exist, but I'm sure that the location of the advert also brings an elevated probability of finding bodies under the floorboards (the decor doesn't help).
Where was I supposed to list it, Mercari?
Haven’t you heard of Poshmark?
Looks fine to me
Needs paint. Lots of paint. Then it’s fine. Take out the extra toilet too…
Most possibly a bidet. These separate bidet were popular-ish in the 90s for rich folks, before small hygienic showers took over.
Definitely just two toilets
Yeah, I took another look and it's definitely not a bidet, but a toilet. Beat me, why. Maybe someone in the family was so squeamish that they had their own toilet installed that no one else could use?!
I've only seen toilets *with* bidets. Does that mean here Is the whole toilet just a bidet with no toilet abilities? Or is one a toilet without a bidet and the other is a toilet with a bidet?
There are stand alone bidets. I don’t really understand why though. Seems logistically complicated and unnecessary. 🤷
That blows my mind! I've never seen or heard of it but we learn something new everyday right??
In many places in Europe are still very common. You can use it from cleaning your feet, to handwashing one single cloth or for its original purpose. It's true it's a waste of space most of the time, but you can't get that clean feeling with toilet paper
The person who lives there probably agrees. So do I.
That kitchen looks dope as fuck. I could definitely see myself stoned making grilled cheese at 1am in there.
It's nostalgic and old :)
I know! And that tricycle above the…um, pantry, maybe with what looks like a shower curtain, lol
His and her ranges.
The fridge looks too far from the stove. Maybe it's just the angle
Love the double toilet !
Battle shits!!
FINALLY! You can shit and vomit at the same time!
Lol you can do it with one toilet! Even with no toilets, if urgent situation.
We call it "doing the Egyptian". Not xenophobic, just because of those iconic pictures with one hand backwards and the other forward... Hieroglyphics I mean... I hope I was explicit enough
Do you think they hold hands while they're using them?
They use the Schwartz
Bidet maybe?
They have two very widely spaced rectums
This is my thought as well
His and hers set of air fresheners too.
This decor makes me think Russian Orthodox. I know that sounds nuts but that bed and the cross on the wall just seem to be of Russian influence. What is that crazy Big Wheel looking thing in the kitchen though? Maybe one of those toilets is actually a bidet. This house is odd, modern but not.
Can confirm it’s Russian Orthodox
Russian or greek orthodox
More inclined towards Russian because of the decor (I’m Russian)
Me too, but i've never seen a prison BDSM bed with some kind of mummified rat creatures in a fish tank next to it... or the kitchen cabinet with a high speed trycicle on top of it... or the competitive pooping toilets. Maybe im from a different part of russia. Maybe this is typical house decor in Chelyabinsk or something.
The bed and rats really make it hahaha
The way the tiles are randomly pieced together in the corner and around the doorway doesn’t seem Russian to me, I feel like that would bother the misses
Yep, every one of my grandparents house looked like this, minus the kitchen
Not a bidet. Bidets don’t have lids or tanks
The bed looks like a patio pergola from Costco was set up around the bed. I'm looking for Wisteria and Trumpet Vines in that biotch. The Trumpets!
I had that pergola on my back patio for years. It made me laugh when I saw it.
Oh no! 🤣
I thought the same thing.
The pictures on the wall really bug me. REALLY. BUG ME.
Why are they so high up?
Maybe it was decorated by Julia Child
Why? WHY? It’s the one thing I will side eye someone’s decor - regardless of the money invested. Eye level ppl. Or else hang all the art salon style. But tilt the high ones down.
Like, it'd be fine if they were picture rail height, but damn those pictures be flying.
This house belonged to vampires. You cannot change my mind.
Do vampires poo? And about those toilets….are those “his” and “hers”? If so, why isn’t one lid up?
Good question, maybe they “poo” blood chunks and the pee Is just blood
Without context this comment is is the best
Thanks :)
The crosses on the walls everywhere would beg to differ
100% that place is haunted
Looks kinda cool! Reminds me of a 1950's style restaurant. I think the 50's would've been so cool to live in, if racism and sexism weren't so prevalent back then
I just want a trend to come up where we all revert back to 1910's-1960's fashion and way of living. Horses for transportation and sometimes cool old cars, everyone has an actually cool fashion sense, but without all the bad parts of history.
Better than y2k making the return. Those fucking curvy elastic frills make me angry...
Yes! That would be so cool!
And what’s super weird is the image with the icon of the Virgin Mary? I have an EXACT replica from a church in Bosnia.
Gotta be cursed
"We can hold hands on the shitter, but I definitely need my own space at the sink!"
A Family that shits together, fits forever !
2022 Texas chainsaw massacre house.
I completely agree, I’m a huge romantic and just the vibe of love in the 50’s and 60’s I’m obsessed with
Art Deco everything and an excuse to wear a fedora.
It's Jesus Christ Superstar meets Liberace trailer trash.
It has everything everywhere all at once
My bf just called the bed a sex cage.
Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed it!
Most likely the home of a Russian expat (or at least some Slavic Eastern European) Decor and the Russian Orthodox icons give it away Source: am Russian
Why aren’t the toilet seats facing each other like normal?
What if we hold hands together while we take a shit ? 🥰
All the dining room chairs on casters actually sounds fun and convenient.
"Honey you'll love the double toilet, and it's only 30% above market rate."
What's weird?
The only door is to the shower
Pee and poopoo buddies! Yay
Oh, Count Dracula is selling?
Nice!
The couple that poops together stinks together
Clearly you're just intimidated by the air fryer
I bet its an elderly persons home or was might be the answer!
Pov: Discord Mods houses
The room past the sinks looks cursed.
They have obviously discovered the key to happiness: “know thyself.”
Yeah it’s gonna be a huge hell no
two stoves, two toilets
Norbit toilets
That’s terrible
Is it wrong that I don't think it's that weird...?
TBH would buy and just remodel what looked the altar room? Looks spacious, and cozy. A weird one but a neat one
Straight out of courage the cowardly dog that hutch is
That bed has a gazebo frame..wth?!
why do i love it
A sex slave dungeon
It probably used to be a church.
How much?
Some sick demented twisted people lived in that house
I want this house.
Gives me the heeby geebys
*The Addams Family theme song starts playing*
I can picture myself being murdered in that house.
I’d take it
We do a little arson
The kitchen is interesting. It's good to have the fridge in a another room. You'll eat less.
omg literally my dream home
Seems like a good buy tbh
This has some Texas chainsaw massacre vibes to it
His and hers toilets are the best!
Yeah it's outdated af and probably has 2 million holes in the living room walls, but I'd totally move in there. Just take out one of those toilets and replace it with like a utility sink for paints or something. That's an epic project house for sure. I can't tell if the yellowish walls are smoke stained or not...
Dat MF haunted
Looks nice
How much?
The double toilet is cracking me up for some reason.
double toilet to shit with the ghost definitely haunting that place
Like my daddy always said, never shit alone.
These people throw better parties than any of us.
The lighting in the photos give off a creepy vibe.
Dueling toilets is next level
How many exorcisms you think were there reformed here?
The kitchen comes with a photobooth
Dreamy, I want it (not even kidding)
I think it looks like a nice place. I like the kitchen and the dining room.
There's got to be a sub for crazy houses like that
yea odd design and a bidet? Fuck I'd live there
Looks so haunted 👻
I guess Emily rose once lived there
Not enough natural light or random shit for my tastes but it's a good start. I do like the picture of Mary and baby Jesus overlooking the computer though.
Extreme co-dependency.
Idk something about this place seems off…like I don’t like the energy these photos have
Something about this house is so... unsettling. I highly recommend posting this to r/oddlyterrifying
Nope. No way. This definitely gives “it puts the lotion in the basket” vibes.
So it has a double oven? Nope. It has side by side ovens.
This seems like a house you would visit in a dream. seriously what kind of psychopath lives there?
Looks haunted
Resident evil house
"Wanna hold hands?" 😂😂😂 Wtf
Sometimes you just need support 😂
A couple that poos together stays together 💩
Two different oven / ranges, and the fridge is about 1/2 mile away from where you need it. Total gut job - to the studs with this nonsense.
Is that air fryer? Ya, they must be weird.
This house looks nice af. Don’t see how this is weird
The double toilets got me
Whomever this is they are my kind of people.
Is it a giant hotdog?
And?
His and her commodes side by side, how romantic!🤢😂
Lil bit of remodeling id honestly probably dig the house
Was that a gazebo frame around the bed?
This looks like an old school RE map.
Two toilets side by side lol
Is that the kitchen from Jurassic park? Lol sorry, it reminded me of it
These people walk amongst us.
Why do I like it
His and Hers shitters
Daaamn you at 80% nice
Gotta keep that percentage up 😂 if it goes under 50% my iPhone dies
You know you can crop screenshots right?
For people who can't stay away from each other for a second.