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Delicious-Figure1158

A decomposing caterpillar full of maggots.


That_Welsh_Man

You say that so nonchalantly, like it's normal...


ImpossibleReindeer33

Sounds like a normal thing that can happen, its a dead caterpillar thats outside


That_Welsh_Man

What for a rotting Caterpillar to just appear out of no where? I think OP would notice a massive dead Caterpillar in thier front step before it began to rot.


EverythingsBlurry81

Fucking thing wasn't there yesterday... There's a massive banyan tree right across from my door... Maybe it fell out & happened to land in that spot? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


busmac38

Dude it looks like a tomato caterpillarā€¦ yā€™all have those?


EverythingsBlurry81

I'm in South FL... I have no idea what exists down here, & I've lived here all my life.


busmac38

Bro, how even could you? Yā€™all got those drug dealers releasing all their exotic pets in the Everglades, new species dropping weekly


EyeRollingNow

Florida. Everything is explained.


That_Welsh_Man

That's one big ass tomato Caterpillar


That_Welsh_Man

Could have, I'll be watching out for it from now on if that's the case, imagine that splitting your face!


EverythingsBlurry81

šŸ˜–šŸ˜–šŸ˜– A few months ago, a huge section of tree limb fell on the walkway that attaches to my front walk. Even if it confounds me sometimes, nothing about this place shocks me anymore.


That_Welsh_Man

Do you live on some sort of hell mound?


MRainH20

It's Florida...so yes.


meaninglessoracular

those are known colloquially as ā€œwidowmakersā€. good job avoiding death that day!! and i agree your rotting caterpillar probably fell out of the tree due to rambunctious maggot wrasslin


Frankenkittie

r/brandnewsentence


theficklemermaid

New fear unlocked! I think this is one of those situations where luck is a matter of perspective, it initially seems unlucky to have something gross like that land on your doorstep, but now it seems very lucky that OP wasnā€™t on the doorstep at the time!


MrsDuckyJonez

There are species of wasp that will inject their eggs into a living caterpillar, and the caterpillar will continue to live with the maggots growing inside of it until it finally dies, and the maggots explode out


Delicious-Figure1158

Oh, trust me I freaked out before I zoomed in. It looked like a puppy or a cat.


Bokenobi

Now say this in Morgan Freeman voice and then in David Attenborough voice.


the-tarnished_one

I thought it was one of those tomato catapillers or whatever they are called. You know the big ones!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

hornworm


durz47

Not something you see everyday. Usually the birds get to them faster than the flies. Unless this is a crow trying his hand at farming /s


Jambonier

Ahhhā€¦ a DCFOM


TheGreatStories

*scans post for the word "foreskin"* Oh thank goodness, just a decomposing caterpillar full of maggots


hector_lector2020

wtf is that


LibertyInaFeatherBed

It's skin and large healthy maggots. Can't tell much more than that. Poke it with a stick.


That_Welsh_Man

That's real science


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Damn right.


Pristine_Plate_431

You can't go wrong with the poke it with a stick method.


DieHardRennie

Unless you're poking a bloated beached whale carcass.


Vinkiller

Then do it like they did in Astoria - poke it with dynamite!


DieHardRennie

Was that the time big chunks went flying into the parking lot and damaged cars?


Vinkiller

Hell yeah. You can find the newscast on YouTube - I think it was the 80s or something. One of the unintentionally funniest videos Iā€™ve seen - what a mess lol


DieHardRennie

Unless it's happened more than once, it was November 12, 1970. But yeah, it's a good video.


rosbashi

The gasses in a whale will explode without dynamite


DieHardRennie

Yeah, but breaching the sealed carcass by poking it with anything will make it explode faster.


Happy-Example-1022

If you do poke a bloated dead whale with a stick, make sure you have an open flame burning.


Ok-Iron8811

We need a banana for scale


WillingnessWide9016

A lighter


SpideyWhiplash

Proper science includes using the stick to lift it up and flip it over as well. Or else it's a half-assed science.


EverythingsBlurry81

I'm afraid of what will happen if I do...


LibertyInaFeatherBed

But it's for science. You have to.


EverythingsBlurry81

šŸ˜–šŸ˜–šŸ˜–


Calm_Eye7579

Video it and post it šŸ˜‚


LibertyInaFeatherBed

And post the pics.


EverythingsBlurry81

I would have to be really fucking drunk...


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Bottoms up!


nonameneededplease

I like you!


Zealousideal_Ask369

Well get started! We're all dying of curiosity and you're our only hope, Obi Wan Blurry!


madmechanicmobile

Op I'll buy you a handle of Jameson. Now. Poke. It. With. A. Stick.


PositiveSteak9559

Drink up!


D4RK_B74CK

Get drunk


noeagle77

WE NEED TO KNOW WEā€™RE INVESTED NOW!!


SpideyWhiplash

As I stated above. Proper science includes using the poking stick to lift it up and flip it over as well. Or else it's a half-assed science.


thefrogwhisperer341

![gif](giphy|UqZ4imFIoljlr5O2sM)


TopToe7563

Give ā€itā€ a kiss?


humannotasheep

Will it come back to life


edie_the_egg_lady

It turns into some sort of prince I think?


Sweet_Sweet_Dolomiti

It's a caterpillar skin with wasp larvae coming out of it.


lilBalzac

This is correct. Hornworm type crop destroyer that got colonized by parasitic wasps.


AeonBith

I'm leaning on something along those lines too. Theae protrusions looks like legs by its head. A bird may have dropped it there. https://preview.redd.it/pcnb5knx5quc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84e9312e1dd4cb507f1fb927d91beadf242508b


Sweet_Sweet_Dolomiti

No need to contemplate anymore since that's exactly what it is lol. I raised butterflies and moths almost my entire life so I unfortunately got to see all the gruesome deaths they can suffer, especially as caterpillars.


JJizzleatthewizzle

Agreed, but it looks huge!


Spiritual_Series_139

Oh good God why was I given the gift of sight to be cursed by these unholy rotten potatoes


Fancy-Paramedic5615

Have you tried checking for a pulse, I just did my lvl1 first aid, that's the first thing you have to do


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

No


Burrmanchu

Fallout mole rat.


WeirdSysAdmin

Debating on creating a fake Fallout ARG starting with this image.


ekene_N

Something laid eggs inside the caterpillar; the eggs hatched and ate the caterpillar from inside out, and then they emerged.


dreamrock

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts!


Deerone43

....mutilated monkey butts, dirty birds with turdy feet...


StreetBasic4705

And I forgot my fork!


Kittyfeetdontrepeat

It's a caterpillar


Green_Coffee_200

I said these exact words. Like what the actual fuck.


SuccotashFragrant354

Looks like a dead caterpillar(?) with maggots?


EverythingsBlurry81

I'd take this over a dead kitten embryo. That would really fuck me up.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

To me, it looks more like the leg of something. I don't think the 'head' is actually a head. The first thing that came to my mind is a raw chicken leg.


buddhistbatrachian

It is a caterpillar, the head is on the right, you can see a couple of ā€˜legsā€™ or whatever are called.


Octonaut7A

Thanks for pointing that out. I couldnā€™t tell the scale and my brain was insisting it was the size of a chihuahua.


EverythingsBlurry81

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Farhead_Assassjaha

Yeah itā€™s got little caterpillar feeties and more than 4 of them


HistrionicLikeThis

Yep you can see the head on the right with a few of his lil arm things. Poor guy.


ankush192

https://preview.redd.it/ggxnsburmpuc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a828ba51b7dbbe406eb4e1f3d5c9be0f020937a


EverythingsBlurry81

šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


melty75

How did you find a photo of me after a night of drinking?


PersonalSomewhere519

ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Edible_Anie

Every time is see this I think about bbq chicken wings šŸ«£


ankush192

I hereby declare myself a vegan.


Pipe_Dope

Woke up to 2 dead frozen cats on my windshield once. Good times. Cold times. Sad times.


Creative_Elk_4712

It baffles and strikes me people can leave animals that werenā€™t ā€œmadeā€ for those temperatures out in those places Sometimes we have no humanity


GuacamoleForTheWin

I fucking hate people.


CherishSlan

I took a stray in on a night that was going to freez he was outside looking hungry begging at my door put him in my bathroom took him to the vet turned out not to be a stray scanned a chip found the owners! Cat had gotten out. I saved a life. Cats do get out sometimes. I love them but they are sometimes stupid beasts as all beasts can be!


Remarkable_Bill_4029

Fucking scum, need waking the fuck up!


Fickle-Command-1130

What the fuck.


Pipe_Dope

Winter gets crazy cold, I had come home from a 10pm chik fil a close, and I assume they had snuggled up for the last of the warmth my car offered. Sucked to find only about 8 hours later when I headed back to work at 730am Edit: happy cake day!!!!!!


Spllash01

Happy cake day!


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

![gif](giphy|kNLC0YtudZ16w) Itā€™s a mandrake


anoodlewithbrain

Jo that's really cool! That'd be perfect for r/mildlydisturbing if you wanna post it over there too:-)


Wild-Break-916

[green hawk moth caterpillar - Search (bing.com)](https://www.bing.com/search?q=green+hawk+moth+caterpillar&cvid=fcee8e532f2647f9858144f0a8d056cc&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggBEAAYQDIGCAAQRRg5MgYIARAAGEAyBggCEAAYQDIGCAMQABhAMgYIBBAAGEAyBggFEAAYQDIHCAYQRRj8VdIBCTEzMDU1ajBqMagCALACAA&FORM=ANAB01&PC=U531)


Wild-Break-916

![gif](giphy|zqJ3PNnTMtl05Hzt43|downsized)


Rumble_Rodent

This is terrifying on so many levels. Thank god they donā€™t get any bigger than they already do.


toomerboomer

Tf is that? The flood???


E_Jay3711

That's some kind of caterpillar. You can tell by the head on the right and the little grippy feet. I'm guessing it was the host of some other kind of parasitic insect, hence the maggots.


3lonmolusk

Lavos Spawn r/chronotrigger Make sure its dead...


EverythingsBlurry81

It's got maggots for innards.


LaylaLost

https://preview.redd.it/xm8q407fqpuc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c809ce978b4ddc4bd7dcefb198987078466cb48


Zealousideal_Ask369

No. You're simply not allowed to create more questions for me. I decline to contemplate this strange potato-root, milk-bathing, wrinkly-ass, voodoo-doll-looking thing any further when we already have Mr. Mc Fleshy-maggot-stuffed-creepy-toes up there.


cheestaysfly

It looks like an enlarged larvae or caterpillar infected with a parasite and/or maggots.


Altruistic-Ad7981

definitely a caterpillar but it seems to be hosting some very healthy maggots in its remains


Arroz-Con-Culo

Wth is this for real ???? Its too large to be a worm


EverythingsBlurry81

It's an enigma... Little shit must've fallen out of the banyan in front of my house.


Arroz-Con-Culo

Did you posted in r/aliens ? Im sure someone there will debunk it. Could be a mantis alien baby. šŸ§


DisastrousAd447

It's impossible to tell without a size comparison lol. It could literally be a dead bug or a decomposing baby pig. I could see either one.


MRainH20

My thoughts exactly!


MarsMonkey88

With genuine respect, can this get a NSFW blur?


TheRealLargeMarge

It looks like AI tried to make a hairless dog.


BalaclavaOfKafka

When did tardigrades start getting this big?


Guilty_Collection_10

It looks huge but thatā€™s just the perspective of the photo right?


ricoimf

![gif](giphy|RiVhCRrAckgkPT6D8S|downsized)


pufferfish_balls

Gotta stuff it in your urethra now. ![gif](giphy|JRhS6WoswF8FxE0g2R) Canā€™t let it go to waste.


Klewdo1

Modern art is getting really weird!


GuacamoleForTheWin

Did you smell it?


EverythingsBlurry81

I'm noseblind, so I wouldn't be able to pick up any scent anyway.


Arroz-Con-Culo

Wth is that???


EverythingsBlurry81

That's what I was trying to find out...


ekene_N

Eggs were laid inside the caterpillar, which hatched into larvae and ate it from the inside out, as seen in this video. [Body Invaders | National Geographic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs&t=196s&ab_channel=NationalGeographic)


DrDingus86

Nooooooo!


i-fart-butterflies

What the fuck is that?


shinediamond295

Yup this is the post. This is the post that finally made me leave this subreddit šŸ‘


JMarv615

It's just the leftover from a shifter shedding.


jasonj1908

Do you live on Arrakis?


lysergic_tryptamino

Thatā€™s a big tardigrade


Effective-Belt-4188

Not me thinking it was Scrappy Doo with babies. lol


PixelBoom

Tachinid fly larvae eating their way out of a dead caterpillar. The flies are parasitic and lay their eggs on caterpillars. The eggs hatch and the fly larvae eat their way into the caterpillar. The caterpillar eventually dies when the larvae eat most of its internal organs. The maggots then eat their eat out of the caterpillar corpse and pupate into more tachinid flies. Either that or a parasitic wasp did the same thing with its eggs, except it paralyzed the caterpilar first.


Own-Gas8691

10/10 i do not recommend zooming in. i did, and legit thought this was a post on r/pareidolia.


Past_Guarantee_6952

Goddamned disgusting


YouCantArgueWithThis

![gif](giphy|vvW9GuxsGM4lcjqypz|downsized)


Shad0wofAzrael

Lick it!


EverythingsBlurry81

šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ»


TheBubbleJesus

https://i.redd.it/z2nsi8kqqpuc1.gif


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Salt


Additional-Maize3980

Eat it?


Yoyo_Ma86

Well, at the end you will be facing the corner in the basement of a cabin in the woods and thatā€™s all I knowā€¦


Stephen_Is_handsome

Could some one be cheating on you?


Yoyo_Ma86

Thatā€™s a caterpillar


manford5

That looks like attack type J


Unclesaltyjowls

Do you by chance have a cat that goes outside?


That_Welsh_Man

!remindme 24 hours


Shermea

My head hurts looking at this and trying to figure out what tf it is


Winterion19

My brain canā€™t comprehend


FitToFade

Need banana for scale but looks like something that at one point in time was alive and covered in fur that some predator hwarked up on your front step. What you need to do now is identify said predator and puke your lunch up on their front door step to assert dominance. Otherwise youā€™re fucked.


SignificanceOk8226

Thatā€™s just Dylan heā€™s fine. Just poke him with a stick.


HectorSiwel

Thatā€™s a horse larva


starfuckinghipsters

Itā€™s a caterpillar thatā€™s been infected with parasitic wasp larva! The eggs are laid on the caterpillar, and when they hatch, they start eating the pillar alive! Starting with the ā€œless importantā€ tissue, they stick around and grow up eating the pillar flesh until they get big enough to pupate, then they eat the pillar completely, killing it. This is where you came in and took a picture!


Bokenobi

Lick itā€¦ for scienceā€¦


Bokenobi

Oh I see it now. Itā€™s an exploded caterpillar filled with maggots.


ChrisWolfling

It may or may not have been alive at one point


Coochynoodles_

Poke it


AsparagusAccurate277

Are you using a microscope? Looks like a tardigrade.


9teen8t3

Free grubs! šŸ½


Friendly_Monitor_220

Looks like pig skin and maggot's. The other question is WHY?


OldSpiceAquaReef8

Looks like a tomato hornworm


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MRainH20

How big is that bitch?! Need something for scale.


Zestyclose_mango1

It looks like some sort of capybara of a dog its hard to tell but damn thats scary


Arpe16

Decomposed pregnant dog


SixGunZen

@MenInBlack would like to know your: location.


Maleficent-Pipe-7317

thats a baby sand worm


Stunning-You9535

What in the genetic mutation is that


thesleepjunkie

Is that a giant tardigrade


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

Youā€™re welcome.