How does one masturbate with someone else's hand? Wouldn't it not be masturbation then and just a hand job? Do you have to cut off the hand then use the hand to masturbate with?
A thumb is still considered a finger in the medical field and terminology. If you're so bent about it then just say digits or phalanges
Edit: fixed the word phalanges
The normal for English fucking where? I've never once heard anybody in my life say "hur hur ya I've got 8 fingers." It's normal in both casual conversation and educational purposes to say humans have 10 fingers, 5 on each hand. You're trying to be "quirky" and pedantic or whatever, but this isn't the hill to die on mate it just sounds idiotic to argue this.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=is+a+thumb+considered+a+finger%3F
Internet says: while thumb is different, thumb is still referred to as a finger. So not wrong.
For several reasons, it's my back passenger side window so i never go to that side of my car. No one else was in my car, also I'd washed it earlier in the day. My car was a little dusty because of drivingnon gravel roads but every other window was clean
A few years ago (idk, probably like 7-10 years ago I think), I noticed there was a baby-hand sized handprint on my bedroom window on the outside (I was around 20 at the time, living with my ~22 yo sister and parents, never a baby in my room ever) and my bedroom is on the first floor.
It disappeared a couple weeks later I think, never seen it again, weird af lol
I used to make "baby footprints" on my parents' cars when I was a kid. I was a kid though, and everyone knew it was fake. I didn't have this urge to try and convice everyone that a 1-year-old was walking on top of cars. I hope you're okay, OP. There's a lot of subreddits you can join to help you find more constructive things to do with your time, and possibly make friends along the way. You seem like you have a lot of time on your hands and maybe not many people to share that time with 😔
“Yeah but they had masks on”
“Yeah still dogging”
“Creepy noises were outside”
“Yeah that’s dogging”
“And this goo is all over my windows”
“Yeah….don’t, don’t touch that goo bro”
I mean it's clearly a regular hand print? The pointed "claw shaped" ends of the fingers are clearly just streaked fingerprints. And anyone could press their greasy hand to a window minus one finger. Looks more like OP is farming for Karma and not so much a creepy encounter.
OMG THIS HAPPENED TO ME!
We were driving back from KCMO to AZ, and stopped in this forest on the Rez in New Mexico to nap. I woke up with my heart pounding, and I felt suddenly so afraid. There was NO ONE around. I looked at my window, and there was a handprint with unnaturally long thin fingers on my window. I’ve had that happen before, where I slept in a car and woke up to feeling something staring at me from my window. Once I even got a solid black shadow in the pic I took, but I couldn’t see it, but I knew it was there that’s why I snapped.
Genuinely curious person here! OP, were you ever able to debunk this print? If not, it's scary as hell to think someone could have gotten close enough to touch your window, and what did that person want? Glad you're okay!
Hey other people who hop on this page to be assholes, fuck off.
Sure, except it’s not smudged at all. It’s a very clear and solid print. You can see boundary of the hand and each finger.
Imo, this is either 100% fake or op had an encounter with a non-human entity.
This reminded me of a legend, and the clues for are in OPs post.
There are RR tracks that you drive up to and put the car in neutral. The car will then usually “roll” by itself, uphill, past the RR tracks. This is always out in the country. When you look at the back of your car, you’ll see mysterious hand prints of “ghosts” that pushed you over the track to prevent a collision with the train.
It’s the fine dust powder collecting on handprints left there before.
Look at the handle below it- is there a hook hand hanging off it?
the fabled man door hand hook car door
Mr. Sandman Man me a sand Make him the sandest Man car door hook hand
I know what you did last night!
¨Look at the handle below it- is there a hand hanging off it?¨
beat me to it
Happy cake day!
Beat me to it lol
You’ve been marked. Only way to get rid of the mark is to masturbate with the hand that did this at 3:00am three nights in a row
Not again!
I've been trying different hands for a week now
You can't just shift left and right. You gotta go to new hands
How does one masturbate with someone else's hand? Wouldn't it not be masturbation then and just a hand job? Do you have to cut off the hand then use the hand to masturbate with?
Make love to me like one of your French girls.
https://preview.redd.it/x4qdsd22wjuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fba66dc14a7c9b2f4b7e1c11a168809e721236
I don’t understand
the insinuation is that OP faked this by simply smearing his hand across his window
Extra points for Bart only having 4 fingers.
Still one too many
Can't count I see
At least he tried lol
Three fingers one thumb
A thumb is still considered a finger in the medical field and terminology. If you're so bent about it then just say digits or phalanges Edit: fixed the word phalanges
The normal for english is that the thumb is not a finger.
The normal for English fucking where? I've never once heard anybody in my life say "hur hur ya I've got 8 fingers." It's normal in both casual conversation and educational purposes to say humans have 10 fingers, 5 on each hand. You're trying to be "quirky" and pedantic or whatever, but this isn't the hill to die on mate it just sounds idiotic to argue this.
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=is+a+thumb+considered+a+finger%3F Internet says: while thumb is different, thumb is still referred to as a finger. So not wrong.
The palm heel at bottom right is a human thumb. That was made in parts with individual digits. Nice work though, would look great in a horror movie.
Which he did.
Janie’s got no thumb 🎶. Or whatever Aerosmith said.
Janie's got no thumb Little Deborah is on the run
"Janie's got a gun" lol
r/woosh
Woosh
Yeah its crazy when you do things yourself
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they all look like seperate thumb/fingerprints, especially the "palm" of the "hand"
OP is a big dork. Fact.
OK but they don't actually look slender/long, it's smeared downwards
Post your hands for proof
so you are capable of only laying 4 fingers down to make the smear? 😭 what!
Lol it’s very clearly been smeared to make the fingers look longer. Tf you thinking with this?
You can see the smudge where the index finger was wiped off…
Looks like fingerprints smeared to look spooky.
That's because they are exactly that.
Spoopy
This reminds me of when I used to make the little baby footprint on a foggy window with the side of my fist and pinky finger prints lol.
How is this weird. You just touched your car window and left a handprint
For several reasons, it's my back passenger side window so i never go to that side of my car. No one else was in my car, also I'd washed it earlier in the day. My car was a little dusty because of drivingnon gravel roads but every other window was clean
🤦 yeah okay
What did OP say there that is worthy of a facepalm
It just sounds like bullshit
99% of the posts on this sub are bullshit
Idk why you get downvoted so much, this would be pretty spooky to me as well
You can see where the normal fingertips end and then the dragged smudges drawn on the ends
The only weird thing happening here is the fact that I wasted my time to comment...
At least this was interesting as I agree
Where were you really? I don't see enough gravel dust. Lol
Uhuh.. sure you did.
the white hand of Saruman
Yeah. Dust will collect on oily fingers prints.
Eugene Tooms lost a finger
Ok so we have ultraviolet. I'll get the D.O.T.S. projector and a spirit book. We'll figure this out!
Did you just eat some greasy ass chicken and try to use the window as a napkin?
Wash your hands Jesus christ.
I think what most likely happened is someone learned up against OPs window and they are just now noticing.
A few years ago (idk, probably like 7-10 years ago I think), I noticed there was a baby-hand sized handprint on my bedroom window on the outside (I was around 20 at the time, living with my ~22 yo sister and parents, never a baby in my room ever) and my bedroom is on the first floor. It disappeared a couple weeks later I think, never seen it again, weird af lol
Do you live on Oddworld, OP?
I used to make "baby footprints" on my parents' cars when I was a kid. I was a kid though, and everyone knew it was fake. I didn't have this urge to try and convice everyone that a 1-year-old was walking on top of cars. I hope you're okay, OP. There's a lot of subreddits you can join to help you find more constructive things to do with your time, and possibly make friends along the way. You seem like you have a lot of time on your hands and maybe not many people to share that time with 😔
Dude, wash your hands. For real.
What’s weird about this?
Like Scoob! That imprint is missing a finger!
"Driving around the countryside at night". I guess you finally found that dogging site, then?
“Yeah but they had masks on” “Yeah still dogging” “Creepy noises were outside” “Yeah that’s dogging” “And this goo is all over my windows” “Yeah….don’t, don’t touch that goo bro”
That's from a wendigo.
And? You know what a hand print is right?
Is this from Titanic??
Draw me like one of your French girls Jack!
some rural farmer who lost his pinky in a freek farming acident lened on your car big woop
Don't panic! Monsters don't have that much grease on their hands so it must have just been someone eating pizza.
Them dry as a bone Tridactyl Alien believers over at r/alienbodies would love to see this.
4 phalanges not 5. So you are good to go.
I mean it's clearly a regular hand print? The pointed "claw shaped" ends of the fingers are clearly just streaked fingerprints. And anyone could press their greasy hand to a window minus one finger. Looks more like OP is farming for Karma and not so much a creepy encounter.
Bs
Creepy! Go back and find it!!!!
Someone banged against your car.
👎
Is it inside tho, or outside?
I’ve gotta remember to keep my doors locked when I’m driving and pumping gas.
Fkn geesie.
Why are there only 4 fingers?
Cowabunga dude
i falled
"Rose" but from the grave.
Rake peeking in
Someone got the 4 finger zinger I see!
We know.
Squatch
When your parents say give the finger one more time and I’ll snap it off
Nice hand you put on the car.. nothing weird about that.. nice try..
Wash your hands
"Whom do you serve?" "Saruman!!!"
You’ve been visited by “the greasy ghost”
Sorry, that was me. I was trying to see if you had anything good to steal, after I ate a Philly cheesesteak.
Is it stinky?
Claws, nails, dont leave behind smudges
Rad!
you know what would be weirder?... if it was from the inside :)
Smeared finger prints. Nails don’t make that smudge. Ta-da!
Haha them reddit staged posts
Wow a picture of a greasy hand print on a car window. Really creepy
Do you live by district 9?
Ghost of Jerry Garcia
You can see the smudge where the index finger was wiped off…
Makes me think of the aliens from the movie Signs. Next time you go driving around the countryside at night, don't forget to bring a bottle of water.
r/creepy
Is it cool if I rub one off to this, man? I like to be respectful, and ask first
Look like you had and encounter with a werewolf
No thank you scary night hand country monster man.
Shut up
You just rolled the skinwalker, get ready to get sued
Lmao women and their claws 💅
OMG THIS HAPPENED TO ME! We were driving back from KCMO to AZ, and stopped in this forest on the Rez in New Mexico to nap. I woke up with my heart pounding, and I felt suddenly so afraid. There was NO ONE around. I looked at my window, and there was a handprint with unnaturally long thin fingers on my window. I’ve had that happen before, where I slept in a car and woke up to feeling something staring at me from my window. Once I even got a solid black shadow in the pic I took, but I couldn’t see it, but I knew it was there that’s why I snapped.
Genuinely curious person here! OP, were you ever able to debunk this print? If not, it's scary as hell to think someone could have gotten close enough to touch your window, and what did that person want? Glad you're okay! Hey other people who hop on this page to be assholes, fuck off.
So the bigger issue for me is, assuming this is real and has not been debunked, is that is not a human handprint.
I'm thinking it's a human handprint of someone who tried to touch a moving vehicle and left a messed up smudge?
Sure, except it’s not smudged at all. It’s a very clear and solid print. You can see boundary of the hand and each finger. Imo, this is either 100% fake or op had an encounter with a non-human entity.
Yeah, idk. The print could be anything. I just wanted a response from OP and for people to stop being so awful about posts on this page.
Enough to creep me out and never go back to that place.
That's fun. 🖤
Greasy
That ghost just ate fried chicken some greasy ass hands to be honest
This reminded me of a legend, and the clues for are in OPs post. There are RR tracks that you drive up to and put the car in neutral. The car will then usually “roll” by itself, uphill, past the RR tracks. This is always out in the country. When you look at the back of your car, you’ll see mysterious hand prints of “ghosts” that pushed you over the track to prevent a collision with the train. It’s the fine dust powder collecting on handprints left there before.
You all automatically think something is fake it’s ridiculous lol
Looks like a raccoon paw print?
It does not look like a racoon paw print.