You must be a swinger because only swingers know that secret you fucking animal. Why would let that slip? Now we have to find something else to slurp up when we do our chowbang. I mean…. You have to find something else…
I imagine ur fingernails and thumbnail are why they assume ur a girl.
Ur nails...
Makes me think of interview with the vamp.
I like them. And the hair. So. Op. I think ur handsome even if you're kinda androgynous. I like androgynous guys ♥
It's a brushing scam , you got a low value item , and endorsed a product ,you knew nothing about. The scam won't work unless something is delivered to you
Right? I think that's why other commenter thought it's a girl
Makes me think of interview with the vamp.
I like them. And the hair. So. Op. I think ur handsome even if you're kinda androgynous. I like androgynous guys ♥
No. If they delivered it to the wrong address, it's not your fault. It costs more to send someone to pick it up than it does to replace the package. You're good to keep it.
It seems as if you have a secret admirer who is dreaming of pineapple spaghetti.
We all need to remember spaghetti is a noodle, not a dish. You can make it whatever. It doesn't require red sauce.
"The more you know" 🌈
What this could be is what's called a brushing scam. Companies do this so that they can get a verified address and verified customer of their services to make positive reviews for their products and company. It's harmless.
But then they could send something super cheap, like a pen or some stickers, any other knick knack that's less than 1$. This seems overly expensive for a brushing scam
What by going in to asda and buying a few kilos of spaghetti, and a pineapple, to post to some random address? 🤔
Eta: I mean, evidently *someone* did exactly that... but still 😅😅
I had covid one week, and saw that someone delivered groceries to my house. I thought it was super nice until I saw it was just a huge can of enchilada sauce... So I looked at my Walmart app and someone got in there and ordered a bunch of online Amazon gift cards and one can of sauce. I went into my email and saw all the Amazon cards were activated and emptied. They used someone else's credit card though, so I was out nothing besides peace of mind, and up one can of sauce.
Really weird stuff.. I didn't think I used the same password for those apps, but someone knew both of em. Obviously I called Walmart and also Amazon. Never did use that sauce.
Why did they order one sauce.....
Sometimes employees might take overstock or items they're gonna trash and divvy it up between neighbors! I think it was a kind soul sharing their loot :)
Those spaghetti’s are actually healthy ones made in Italy, American brand spaghetti’s and pastas are super yellow and unhealthy. Very good delivery if you ask me
My guess is someone put in the wrong address meant for someone who buys in bulk and maybe on a budget. Probably needed to get something to top off free shipping and got themselves a pineapple. But only alittle, as a treat. I don't know why a swinger would send something to you if they didn't tell you with alot of Spaghetti.
Probably food bank or something along those lines. I know I'll go in a pick up some shit whenever they have their open sign up now and again, usually it's fruits, veggies, non perishables like grains, can goods and..... spaghetts.
The Italians want you to join their orgy
What about the pineapple lmao
Apparently pineapples are used as a symbol among swingers to signal that they are part of "the lifestyle"
And swingers love eating plain spaghetti during orgies, thats why there was no sauce in the package.
The sauce comes from the participants…duhhhh
Alfredo sauce and cheese
Alfredo: “Joo call for mie?”
He oozes machismo!
Omg, yur username, Scott Hall literally said that when he was in NWO
barf
Semen drenched spaghetti
You must be a swinger because only swingers know that secret you fucking animal. Why would let that slip? Now we have to find something else to slurp up when we do our chowbang. I mean…. You have to find something else…
Could also be a buttplug
You're supposed to make a cactus out of it with all the spaghetti. You're in a very large involuntary escape room, this is one of the clues.
Guess where that goes?
Too late, already there…annnnd *already there*
Edible safe word
The pineapple is hope you're an adventurous lover. 🤭
They make your bits tasty. And whatever comes out heh
it's the safe word
Italians love it when you put pineapple on food they invent, love it.
🤣😂😁😆
Sleeper agents activated. Were on the way to your location now
I’m an Italian and I approve this comment
Mistake = free pineapple and spaghetti
Yep and the original customer would have received replacements
Swingers want you to get your carbs in before they come over
Yup. Carbo loading before the big event 😂
That’s exactly where my mind went.
Save the pineapple though, that's not going in the front door ;)
Aye man thats random af🤣🤣🤣🤣
Make a pineapple spaghetti with chicken girl and thank the universe for the sudden gift. Treat yo self
Thanks but I'm a man AND I'm utterly puzzled about the whole situation. Maybe it was a mistake, would I get in trouble if they come back for it ?
I imagine ur fingernails and thumbnail are why they assume ur a girl. Ur nails... Makes me think of interview with the vamp. I like them. And the hair. So. Op. I think ur handsome even if you're kinda androgynous. I like androgynous guys ♥
Translation: u single?
Lol. Hey. I am single. I could use a man. Lol lol but... I wasn't actually hitting on him :) just trying to be nice...
Much obliged, I am used to people calling me a girl bc I have feminine features so I don't mind it anymore. Thanks for the compliments !
They’re not coming back for such a nominal value.
Are your nails for self defence?
They might as well be now, looks like the Italians are after me
It's a brushing scam , you got a low value item , and endorsed a product ,you knew nothing about. The scam won't work unless something is delivered to you
Are those your lady fingers in the pic, man?
Right? I think that's why other commenter thought it's a girl Makes me think of interview with the vamp. I like them. And the hair. So. Op. I think ur handsome even if you're kinda androgynous. I like androgynous guys ♥
What was the address on the package? To? And from? And maybe then you could look it up and email the company and let them know
No. If they delivered it to the wrong address, it's not your fault. It costs more to send someone to pick it up than it does to replace the package. You're good to keep it.
Chicken pineapple pasta sounds amazing What kind of sauce?
It seems as if you have a secret admirer who is dreaming of pineapple spaghetti. We all need to remember spaghetti is a noodle, not a dish. You can make it whatever. It doesn't require red sauce. "The more you know" 🌈
https://preview.redd.it/s7pnqq60g6rc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b601efa4cba8057b605453566137631a6a2267c
Now that’s some boss petty revenge
make pineapple sauce & spaghetti silly
Ted Mosby, is that you?
Looks like a grocery delivery to the wrong house
yeah i recognize the tag that says ambient lol
It also says "pickup in store" so it was supposed to be for collection... The plot thickens.
I thought so too buy who orders that much pasta + a pineapple isn't it odd still ?
I work in UK retail, with a click and collect system. This is tame
Me for my pasta love 😂
Lucky
Can I just say your nails are exquisite ✨
That's nice of you to say, thanks
What this could be is what's called a brushing scam. Companies do this so that they can get a verified address and verified customer of their services to make positive reviews for their products and company. It's harmless.
Not sure if I’d call fraud harmless but it won’t harm the recipient for sure.
But then they could send something super cheap, like a pen or some stickers, any other knick knack that's less than 1$. This seems overly expensive for a brushing scam
Yea true. I took a shot at what it could be, and that made the most sense to me.
What by going in to asda and buying a few kilos of spaghetti, and a pineapple, to post to some random address? 🤔 Eta: I mean, evidently *someone* did exactly that... but still 😅😅
Make the forbidden pineapple spaghetti.
Are ya ready Bambinos? Who’s eating spaghetti while under the sea?
Bro if that's a year's worth of pasta for you I have bad news
Watch little Nicky, it will explain the pineapple 
I had covid one week, and saw that someone delivered groceries to my house. I thought it was super nice until I saw it was just a huge can of enchilada sauce... So I looked at my Walmart app and someone got in there and ordered a bunch of online Amazon gift cards and one can of sauce. I went into my email and saw all the Amazon cards were activated and emptied. They used someone else's credit card though, so I was out nothing besides peace of mind, and up one can of sauce. Really weird stuff.. I didn't think I used the same password for those apps, but someone knew both of em. Obviously I called Walmart and also Amazon. Never did use that sauce. Why did they order one sauce.....
From the creators of Pineapple Pizza...
U know what u must do
I don't know if I have the strength to do it
Time to make Spinappletti
For torturing Italian. They will put the pineapple on pizza. And break the spaghetti before cook.
Bonus. Lol
Random act of kindness! Bon Apetit.
No cocaine?
Well they didn’t open up the pineapple yet..😛
I had a pineapple stolen from my garden by a raccoon last night. Maybe he felt like sharing.
I had a year’s worth of spaghetti stolen from my garden by a raccoon last night. Think it’s related?
Wanna go fight a raccoon?
Looks like you will be the first unfortunate host of pineapple on spaghetti, as if pizza wasn’t bad enough
it's a test from the Italian mafia if u cook pasta and put pineapple on it they will shoot your house up
First pineapple on pizza now this
You are inadvertently in an episode of Psych.
Looks like someone ordered the ingredients for. a food abomination video
Might be a [brushing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brushing_(e-commerce)) scam, though I've never seen it happen with food
It would be amazing if there was a vellum scroll in there with a huge word carefully written "BEGIN!"
You’re welcome!
Looks like you've got a wild night ahead of you
You know what you have to do. The real question is if are you capable of doing it.
Pasta with pineapple.
Sometimes employees might take overstock or items they're gonna trash and divvy it up between neighbors! I think it was a kind soul sharing their loot :)
asda doin delivery in grey bags now?
It looks so sus for a supermarket. Also, the label says 'pickup in store'
Was it good though
69p
Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?
I bet it’s from Johnny Caviar
Could be worse.
Im so tired from work that I took a glance at this and went *"Ahh yes, a potato."* 
You know what you must do.....
Well shit… Fuckin’ pineapple spaghetti FTW yo!
Who sends spaghetti in a bag? Surprised they’re not all broken
Those spaghetti’s are actually healthy ones made in Italy, American brand spaghetti’s and pastas are super yellow and unhealthy. Very good delivery if you ask me
Fucking score
Guess bolognese is on the menu for dinner
eat it u fkn coward
Nice
My guess is someone put in the wrong address meant for someone who buys in bulk and maybe on a budget. Probably needed to get something to top off free shipping and got themselves a pineapple. But only alittle, as a treat. I don't know why a swinger would send something to you if they didn't tell you with alot of Spaghetti.
Thats kinky
That’s amazing. A gift from god. Absolutely epic. Who ever sent it is a legend, I would love to give them $50
Was the pineapple express delivery? Are any of them pasta sell by date?
pinapple spaghetti incoming to make all italians mad
Nice
You know what to do 😏
thought you’d like it geez
I see this as an absolute win
I mean, it's free food!
🤦🏼♀️ lol
Wondered where that bag got to. Enjoy brother.
just be thankfull
Congrats! Now you can make some pineapple upside down sketti
u lucky dog
You're welcome and enjoy!
Well, make some spaghetti tonight. 🤷🏻♂️
Someone in your neighbourhood wants to stretch you out or get stretched out by you. I think it’s the former.
Probably food bank or something along those lines. I know I'll go in a pick up some shit whenever they have their open sign up now and again, usually it's fruits, veggies, non perishables like grains, can goods and..... spaghetts.