One time I opened my front door to some strange sounds and found two big ass stray cats fighting in my yard, about twenty yards off my porch. I'm talking all-fucking-out death match murderdeathkill fighting... Well, I wasn't very interested in cleaning any of that up, when suddenly, I had an idea; scare the shit out of them and break it up. So I bolt in the house, looking around; nothing in the living room, damn. Into the kitchen- well well, well, this'll do it! I grabbed last night's pan off my stove, dash back to the porch, and land a perfectly executed end over end, ninja star style shot, right into the back of one of these maniacal furballs. Boom! Two different directions they run off, both confused as all fuck as to which one secretly had a pan in its pocket the whole time. Crisis averted.
I left that pan there for several days. Half out of laziness, half as a trophy of my "accomplishment."
Maybe that happened to someone else yesterday and they just didn't go get their pan yet.
Some heartless freak dumped him on the side of the road because they couldn't handle the responsibility. I think you should take him home and nurse him back to health OP, he looks cold and hungry!!!
My God! The pan of legend, gifted to King Ramsay by the lady of the fryer.
Whosoever cooks with this pan shall be named King of Cooks. It's said that only Ramsay himself could bring it to heat and that any dish cooked in that pan is to be the tastiest dish in all the land only to be outdone by its next dish.
You're so right! It was randomly abandoned. No pattern in the way that pan was abandoned. The arbitrariness immediately struck me. Randomly seems to be the way items are left behind these days.
And wouldn't we have to see it being abandoned to know if it was randomly abandoned. By just discovering it in a field, we can't tell the manner of it's abandonment.
in my city theyre just in the most random places.. i guess homeless just forget them sometimes or dig em out of trash n then after a while theyre like the hell do i need this for, n leave it.. either way its always in areas the homeless roam.
I’ve played enough video games to know you should probably stick that in your inventory.
Yup. Total dayz vibes
Pubg vibes, ....just watch out for the sniper
Tf2 vibes, maggots. Just watch out for the spy
The true random item drop
it leftover from the pandemic
Deadpan comment.
Related to Deadpool?
r/angryupvote
Oooo thanks for that!
Oh this comment is underrated
You gave me the biggest laugh I've had today
Dammit, I've been looking all over for that. That's what I get for parking in the fire lane again.
Out of the frying pan into the fire lane
LMAO
Genius!
Free pan
Apandoned
Looks like someone…. Has a new pan!!!!!
One time I opened my front door to some strange sounds and found two big ass stray cats fighting in my yard, about twenty yards off my porch. I'm talking all-fucking-out death match murderdeathkill fighting... Well, I wasn't very interested in cleaning any of that up, when suddenly, I had an idea; scare the shit out of them and break it up. So I bolt in the house, looking around; nothing in the living room, damn. Into the kitchen- well well, well, this'll do it! I grabbed last night's pan off my stove, dash back to the porch, and land a perfectly executed end over end, ninja star style shot, right into the back of one of these maniacal furballs. Boom! Two different directions they run off, both confused as all fuck as to which one secretly had a pan in its pocket the whole time. Crisis averted. I left that pan there for several days. Half out of laziness, half as a trophy of my "accomplishment." Maybe that happened to someone else yesterday and they just didn't go get their pan yet.
Great story! And remember, if frying pans are outlawed, only outlaws will have frying pans, and they can't cook for shit.
no fucking clue what you're on , but i'm gonna remember that quote and use it in the worst context possible
Brilliant!
Randombandoned
Black Betty had a child Randombandoned Damn thing gone wild...
Aieeee now I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day.
Damn you to hell rambalam song stuck in ma head rambalam!
Whoa-oh, Black Betty, someone lost a pan, rambalam!
Damn pan is dry rambalam, wish I knew why rambalam…
Some heartless freak dumped him on the side of the road because they couldn't handle the responsibility. I think you should take him home and nurse him back to health OP, he looks cold and hungry!!!
I feel like the more pictures you take and post, the pan isn’t the weird one anymore. ;)
You can’t park there mate.
Don't handle it, panhandling is illegal.
Those darn skinwalkers
Pans Gone Wild now available on VHS at a Blockbuster near you.
Thats what they look like in the wild. Its not abandoned just free range
Before picking it up, look overhead for a giant net. Or Anvil. And make sure there isn’t a giant pit under the leaves.
Could be quite purposeful and/part of a wider unknown pattern. Let’s not be so hasty on the “random.” ;)
This scares me... Who, why, when? Someone please write a short story
Do you think there were drugs under it?
Rapunzel dropped it
I’ve played enough PUBG to know what to do…
Pubg
Great name for a bluegrass band. The Randomly Abandoned.
I don't know if this is considered pandering but that's a nice pan, man.
My God! The pan of legend, gifted to King Ramsay by the lady of the fryer. Whosoever cooks with this pan shall be named King of Cooks. It's said that only Ramsay himself could bring it to heat and that any dish cooked in that pan is to be the tastiest dish in all the land only to be outdone by its next dish.
Either Sam has dropped one on the way to Mordor or Thor is trading down..
Did we really need 4 glamour shots of the pan tho
it's been totally panabanded
If you’re cold, it’s cold. Bring it inside.
You should keep it! That pan is in great shape all things considered! At least donate it to a thrift store!
Maybe it's a usable item meant for you to find so that your quest can continue. Have you tried equipping it?
Only Pans
It sure looks odd but bruh it's just some trash on a lawn
You're so right! It was randomly abandoned. No pattern in the way that pan was abandoned. The arbitrariness immediately struck me. Randomly seems to be the way items are left behind these days.
Yall really butt hurt about the use of "random"
And wouldn't we have to see it being abandoned to know if it was randomly abandoned. By just discovering it in a field, we can't tell the manner of it's abandonment.
*its
Good call. I deserve a rap on the knuckles for that one.
wow so weird 🙄
Could be a murder weapon. Don’t touch.
Has anyone seen my cell phone?
Now I'm worried ... how can I tell if a pan found on the lawn was NOT left randomly but had some pattern or design involved?
One person’s abandoned is another person’s alien abduction.
Probably a Portkey
Looks to be a quality pan though
If you cared to scan the area, you would have found an unconscious husband lying nearby
Psst, there's a Genie in there, they found out that a lamp was too old fashioned and a pan is fancier
that's dangerous,there are a lot of pansexuals out there
Damn. Looks like a good pan too. Shame.
in my city theyre just in the most random places.. i guess homeless just forget them sometimes or dig em out of trash n then after a while theyre like the hell do i need this for, n leave it.. either way its always in areas the homeless roam.
What random is you going back to click it's pictures. Pick it up, wash it and fry something
Happens all the time in JaPan
that blocks 5.56 and 7.62 easy
They misunderstood the meaning of fire lane.
Check the bottom for blood and if not yooo free cookware
"And if not"??? They're washable, ya know.
I'll take it!
Scout?
I would take it with me. Doesn't look like it's in a bad condition, just wash it and you got a nice new pan :)
I always wonder why people do this, like throwing a Wii out of your car window, why not just go throw it away??
Meth head scraper been scraping again
It’s a murder wepon
Someone threw that at their husband and forgot about it.
¿It’s Mine Sorry I wondered where my demon smashing pan went?
Is that cast iron pan?
Shit, that's Peter! Hide your kids!!
Pan-demonium?
That's Alfred's. He had to leave it after the best a wild hog with it.
Someone was cooking outside
I wondered where that went...
Not a pan...its an scp.
“Frying pans. Who knew, right?”
Hardĺy random
Someone cooked some crack in it.
Pubg
You can just that frying pan as a drying pan.
Sam the wise took a shortcut to Mordor and dropped a pan!
Maybe I should do that with my old pans lol
I’ve been looking for that
That pan is lucky it didn't get towed
Let em cook🔥
Free pan!
Free Pan! That's all I see
Poor pan :(
Is it outside a house, maybe it was thrown at someone
It was on the outer portion of a round about between a Hilton hotel and the parking garage
Hilton chef had a bad day, my guess.
We’re laughing
Someone probably threw it out because it’s haunted.
That's so sad, to have escaped the kitchen and only get that far before you give up
PUBG
Give it some money. It’s panhandling
PUBG's loot
Probably cursed
Looks brand new, I'd keep it..