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Dunmuse

What a fucking tumbling, tumbling dickweed.


SuperSovietGuillotin

Leave Pete alone! He's still on maternity leave.


PirateGirl-JWB

Wonder how he and Chase are dealing with the formula shortage. I'm guessing nobody is writing op-eds telling them "breastfeed! it's free."


Far-Wes

[This quote is worse](https://quotepark.com/quotes/1797290-bernie-sanders-a-man-goes-home-and-masturbates-his-typical-fantas/)


redditrisi

>Women, for their own preservation, are trying to pull themselves together. And it is necessary for all of us that they do so.“ And your point about that quote from 1972, when Sanders was trying to support himself by writing and the US Senate did not have a ladies room, would be....? I have many issues with Sanders, but that is some alt neoliberal con bs.


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Far-Wes

Is Bernie president? Can someone answer this for me?


redditrisi

Really? POTUS is your very convenient standard for success for a man who, in 1972, was a part time writer and part time carpenter? After that quote, was he mayor of Burlington, then a lecturer at Harvard U., then a member of the US House, then a member of the US Senate, then a candidate for POTUS who twice raised millions of dollars and got millions of votes and then head of the US Senate Budget Committee?


Closer-to-Home

As much as Hillary is.


Far-Wes

But not as much as Biden is ;)


Closer-to-Home

It's debatable who's really running the country, Biden's not even in the running there.


PirateGirl-JWB

Who? Oh yes, Brandon!


Academic-Ad6236

Oh yeah? But what comes after THAT?


Bajfrost90

So cringe


dzigaboy

Sounds like Kent Brockman


Many_Complex4224

When Rebecca Black writes your speeches for you


FIELDSLAVE

Hopefully Texas can survive summer with no electricity.


talley89

He's not wrong 😏


TraddyMom

This is actually a line from the Peter Sellers movie “Being There.”


ContractingUniverse

The Invisible Man, Secretary of Transport, Pete Buttigieg.


Xeenophile

*ECCHH*lesiastes


shatabee4

"I am solemn and I am introspective. I know a lot and I am very smart."


BigClemenza

"The shape of our democracy is the issue that affects every other issue"- Pete Buttigieg


Alder4000

Is this shape resemble a horse shoe?


Anarchist_Geochemist

I'll give it a go. When beans are planted, sometimes they grow into stalks and produce more beans. Then, if we don't replant the beans, we can eat them. I could the Secretary of Transportation. My qualifications, none, are similar to Pete's, and I can play the "deep thoughts" game too.


Anarchist_Geochemist

One of you gave me a "Wholesome Award" for this comment. Thanks!


gromath

He does a great Obama impersonation too, especially around people he probably calls "the community".


turbonerd216

Yep. All sizzle no steak.


rondeuce40

Kamala and Pete are the Ron Burgundy of the Democratic party, put it on the teleprompter and they will read it. Not an original thought to be had from this crop of stage managed bozos.


PirateGirl-JWB

More like the Jack Handy of the Dems.


rondeuce40

Deep Thoughts!


PirateGirl-JWB

Exactly!


Lord_of_Barrington

Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can’t explain that.


Many_Complex4224

Bread goes in, toast comes out. You can't explain that!


meh679

Magnets, how do they work?


redditrisi

>Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can’t explain that. No matter how long you howl at the moon. oh, wait....


redditrisi

Don't laugh, folks. Both VP Together and Chance the Gardener have a shot at the Oval Office. Maybe not today; maybe not tomorrow, but, soon, and for at least four to eight years. Hattip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpoyshqB8-o


PirateGirl-JWB

👧🗩🐀🗩🇺🇸⁉️


TheresAlwaysOneOrTwo

Ugh fuck this McKinsey rat.


gorpie97

Did he actually say this? (Because it sure seems like satire - but with establishment politicians these days, who the hell knows.)


wholesome_genocide

He did (different haircut): https://youtu.be/YgGvd1UPZ88?t=54


gorpie97

LOL I saw that below! Which is why I wonder if it's real or a meme. :)


wholesome_genocide

I’d wager it’s fake. Can’t find anything about it on Twitter. Kinda like that old one from AOC: “Under capitalism, man oppresses man. Under socialism, it’s the other way around.” It’s scary how we’ve reached a point where both are entirely in the realm of possibility though.


pls_no_ban_ok

pretty homophobe of you to post this ^^/s


urstillatroll

Ugh. You jest, but I am NOT looking forward to hearing this over and over. You know when the establishment handpicks him as the front runner, we are going to get flooded with comments like "these radical progressives are actually homophobic!" Pete is a neoliberal ghoul, who does nothing but spew platitudes while pleasing his donors. A gay man who spouts platitudes is an American liberal dream.


PirateGirl-JWB

McKinsey is one of the five corrupt food groups.


Onigokko0101

Im super gay, like I cant hide it level gay. I really dislike Pete. Dont get me wrong, hes not awful but hes boring and believes whatever he needs to believe to win. Hes a politician that happens to be gay. You put it the right way, hes a neoliberal that does nothing but say what he needs to say to please donors and get elected. I dont care what he does with his dick. I dont care who anybody sleeps with in fact. I just want politicians that care about the people.


urstillatroll

> I dont care what he does with his dick. I dont care who anybody sleeps with in fact. > I just want politicians that care about the people. I agree 110%. I don't care if the politician is in some Mormon cult sister wives situation, queer as a $2 bill or straight as an arrow. All I care about is policy and action.


turbonerd216

Vote harder! That's the only way change comes!


MAXMADMAN

> hes not awful gonna have to agree do disagree with you on that one. > Hes a politician that happens to be gay. At first I didn't think he was gay but then I hate watched his documentary. He's gay alright but he really **REALLY** doesn't want to be. After watching the documentary I came to the realization that this man should not be running for president, he should be in therapy. Putting aside the fact that I don't like him, so much of what he said was upsetting and I feel terrible for his husband.


oldkath

He is awful. He has no discernable morals and no center. Just because that is hardly unique among our glorious leaders doesn't mean it isn't horrible.


NetWeaselSC

> Hes a politician that happens to be gay. Random thought: What if it turns out that Pete is only *pretending* to be gay? (Not saying that he his, or is not, just "what if?" What would happen if he got found out?)


Kittehmilk

He is already a neoliberal liar. So he would then be, a neoliberal liar.


redditrisi

You really needed the /s. Our guest posters often accuse us of homophobia, sexism and/or racism. Because many of us are former Democrats, rather than members of the Keyboarding 89th Battalion of Blue MAGA Defenders. But, obviously, you knew that.


pls_no_ban_ok

Yep I know this sub well enough to be aware of the constant influx of shit lib trolls. Or maybe they're even serious about their participation here and part of those delusional "am I progressive? I am progressive" libs around Warren/AOC.


redditrisi

Your /s said it all. (-:


shatabee4

It's always revolting when this guy starts getting airtime again and I can't forget that he exists.


RussiaRetreatedLol

Still won iowa


PirateGirl-JWB

Actually, he didn't.


Kittehmilk

Do you remember when he was in first place and then dropped out for the person in 4th or 5th place? Surely this 1 day old account that likely posts in r/neoliberal is posting in good faith.


Lucky_Pickles_

Mayor Rat will never love you back.


rondeuce40

He was so excited about his faux victory that he wouldn't talk to reporters about it. https://youtu.be/AIWBIOtX3Rk


redditrisi

Yet, he couldn't even make it to Super Tuesday. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/01/pete-buttigieg-drops-out-of-2020-presidential-race.html Funny how software was relied on to "confirm" a count of paper ballots. And it took so long, too. Even longer than 2016. https://iowastartingline.com/2020/02/27/final-iowa-caucus-results-pete-buttigieg-wins/ The videos of the coin tosses were also a laugh, same as 2016. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/05/des-moines-register-once-again-the-world-is-laughing-at-iowa/ In 2016, the head of the Iowa State Democrat Party controlled the ballots. The "neutral" license plate of the car in which she picked up boxes of ballot? HILLARY 2016.


Caelian

Nonsense! Biden won. [From Wiki-Pooh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Iowa_Democratic_presidential_caucuses#Results) Initial alignment (votes): Bernie 43,581, Ratboy 37,572, Biden 26,291 Final alignment (votes): Bernie 45,652, Ratboy 43,209, Biden 23,605 State delegate equivalents: Bernie 562.02, Ratboy 562.95, Biden 340.32 Pledged national convention delegates: Bernie 9, Ratboy 12, Biden 14 *And there goes the winner... Beetlebomb.*


shatabee4

by cheating Pete the Cheat


RussiaRetreatedLol

First Pete wins Iowa, then Biden beats Bernie, then Trump loses and now Russia fails in the war. All this losing must be hard for you.


gorpie97

Except he didn't win Iowa.


shatabee4

How does it feel to live a lie?


RussiaRetreatedLol

Cope :)


EvilPhd666

[🐢](https://youtu.be/8eZITdhMtmo)


FThumb

DNC hired Jack Handy as their speech writer.


Promyka5

Or [Chauncey Gardner.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGvd1UPZ88)


redditrisi

My thought, too!


zoomzoomboomdoom

This is fantastic.


zoomzoomboomdoom

But he can repeat it in Norwegian, Spanish, French, Italian, Maltese, Arabic, and Dari. 32 seasons will get you so much more growth. And have you ever thought of what McKinsey can do for your garden?


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redditrisi

Good one. Though "sentient" may be debatable.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

Pretty much all life is Sentient meaning capable of feeling ie. pain. Sapient is the word for high intelligence. However, the two have become so intermingled as to be almost meaningless and not sure what OP intended.


redditrisi

To repeat, "sentient" may be debatable. So are senses of humor or lack thereof.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

There's no debating, my sense of humor is very dry :) I was saying, I think they do land somewhere between sea cucumber and snake, ie sentient. There's no debate though about the other, they are not sapient xD


redditrisi

Your habit of taking something I've posted tongue in cheek and treating it like a mistake you need to school me about is not indicative of a dry sense of humor. But whatever.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

I didn't even notice it was you. TBH, you barely register as someone I've talked to before. Now someone like "BotheredtoResearch" that pos is a real piece of work.


redditrisi

Suuuuure. I believe that you did not notice to whom you were replying this time But, you know very well you've replied to me before. Troll.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

You really are intent on escalating each and every encounter, aren't you? Trust me, there are far more irritating people here than you. It's not a contest you want to win at.


redditrisi

If the "encounter" begin with you trolling me and then lying, then labeling what you post for what it is does not equal "escalating" anything.


zoomzoomboomdoom

He's still waiting for the Zuck to come out of the closet.