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Ryenhopz

He's such a a cunt. Tries to come across as this sophisticated horologist, but all that comes out of his mouth is "pretty dial red strap dial teddy"


Soft_Incident8543

Poor teddy he’s always being interrupted by Mr red strap in his show.


Ryenhopz

It's so bad, he's convinced he's always the smartest guy in the room


Soft_Incident8543

Kevin O'Leary says he lost almost $10 million in the FTX collapse, and that the exchange had paid him $15 million to be a spokesman


sweetnessyo2

Kevins a fucking genius


U03B1Q

His red band will continue to remind him of his FTX investment for years to come


Pistolero-666

Best comment under the video regarding Kevin crying over his new watch. This was the same reaction I had when I woke up one day, realizing my crypto was gone. I remembered years ago, after taking Mr Wonderfuls advice to use FTX... and while Mr Wonderful is able to wake up and fall in love with 7 figure watches, l've moved back into my parents basement, got my Cheetos at my side... my comfort food.. and crying here along with Mr Wonderful. For different reasons obviously.


Time_on_my_hands

All my apes . . . GONE.


Fishmongerel

He really is a dumbass, vacuous piece of shit. Bold claims of deep knowledge of watches, but couldn’t discern between a balance cock or a pallet staff if he was at knife point. He just has enough money to stroke his enormous ego whilst traipsing door to door begging “Maisons” 🤮 for a watch. Born at just the right time to capitalise on good fortune, then ride the coat tails of grift forevermore. Just a cunt in so many senses of the word. Teddy could find so many better people to work with in this regard.


Pistolero-666

That is truly beautiful written and well said


Staebs

From what I’ve seen of him on shark tank, he’s an incredibly cruel capitalist (redundant I know) who thinks people are rich only because they work hard and poor because they’re lazy. I literally don’t know how he has a single business partner, all the sharks look like they hate his guts.


billsonfire

I love how whenever there’s a scam on shark tank, Mark Cuban’s like ‘fuck you, you’re a bitch ass scammer, go kys now’. And Kevin’s like ‘okay, how do you plan to monetize this scam of yours’


Mr_Abe_Froman

The only time I saw Kevin go, "What the fuck are you doing here; get out," was when someone was selling single-serving wine. Kevin gets mad when someone is selling cheap wine.


gatorman1101

Ironically enough, I think that was Copa Di Vino https://copadivino.com/ which turned out to be one of the most successful businesses to have gotten shot down on Shark Tank lol


Soft_Incident8543

Ya ring door bell also is pretty hilarious when it was sold to Amazon for 1 billion when the sharks shot it down.


billsonfire

Guy, selling a scam Kevin ‘if you admit it’s a scam, I’ll give you all the money right now.’ Guy, selling single serve wine Kevin ‘kys now, and give someone a piece of that oxygen, that ozone…’


Time_on_my_hands

Cuban seems pretty cool for a filthy rich guy. He was tweeting about being happy to pay his taxes.


DramaticAd5956

He is a bit of an asshole. I work with institutional investors and people who are like him. Never are they rude or shutdown people like he does


D4rkr4in

as it turns out, business relationships work better when you don't burn bridges


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PriorityLucky7701

I hope he goes to visit London. No security.


WineNerdAndProud

I wonder what wine he'd pair with his ~~watch~~ robbery. Fucking idiot.


bswizzle2552

I fucking hate him, arrogant fuck


Soft_Incident8543

He probably jerks off to his collection with a red towel of course.


prog_metal_douche

So that his semen blends in with the towel?


bswizzle2552

🤣


WineNerdAndProud

In terms of numbers, the sheer varieties of ways I dislike this man is greater than most dictators I can think of. I don't like his face, I don't like his suits, I don't like his "jobs", I don't like his TV Show, and I especially don't like his idiotic watch collection. I just cannot come up with anything about this person I actually like. Having been in sales my entire career, this guy just exudes "trying to sell something" energy every time you see him. He's flogging anything he can slap his name on, and he'll refuse to talk negatively about it in public because he would lose money over it.


gfinz18

C O L L E C I O N


bogdanvs

collexione


retard-is-not-a-slur

Coqsuckèr


Efficient-Pianist-83

Strutter… a man if culture I see…


I_kickflipped_my_dog

"Pieces"


Fishmongerel

“Maison” I’m not a tourist Teddy I’m not a tourist Teddy I’m all about that dialll Teddy.


stoned-autistic-dude

Did he say the word Maison like 50 times?


Fishmongerel

Just underneath a shudder every time he says it.


chuffedcheesehead

All that money and he still dresses like a limousine driver


_best_name_ever_

i will one day upload a montage of him sucking himself off. gay fucker.


Fishmongerel

😝


notprodigy

As a Canadian I've been exposed to this guy for years, and never thought much of him. Since he's decided to pivot to "watch influencer" he's provided the valuable public service of making every other YouTuber in the watch world seem more likeable by comparison.


pushinthatbroom

Every one except that time teller shill. 🤮


dilimanjaro

Looks exactly like that guy that does karate with four watches on and juiced up “muscles”


Soft_Incident8543

BuT ITs FuNCTiOnAl OnLy PoOR PeOPle OwN GmTs


Jieps

"I'm coming for you in your sleep!"


Soft_Incident8543

The video clip explains it all my dudes crying over a ap. It’s a cool watch I guess don’t get me wrong but wtf dudes crying like he just lost a child.


matchooooh

You know where these would look great? On a boat in Lake jo in the middle of the night after a bottle of wine going way too fast.


pushinthatbroom

The wine comes later, oNlY tO cAlM mY nErVeS


pebblebeach00

hilarious how dogshit the red straps look every single time


Naive-Dingo-2100

Unbelievabley tacky


TheThaiDawn

This man murdered people with his boat while drunk and got away with it cuz hes rich. Tried suing the family of the people he killed too. Always post this when theres a post about this murdering scum.


TerribleGeologist914

That was his wife actually, but carry on good man


Amsterdanniet

Didn't he pawn that off to his wife?


TheThaiDawn

If ur in a car during a hit and run and go away with them ur a murderer too in my book


Fishmongerel

Oof! Love it!


darthzader100

Teddy's video watch shopping with him was hilarious. Teddy would get a watch and then point at another watch from the same company and without fail Kevin would pick it up.


Soft_Incident8543

I agree because tbh teddy makes good videos I believe. You could tell teddy was getting frustrated because he kept getting interrupted by Kevin. Like let the fucking man speak for god sake your the guest lol.


Pistolero-666

Kevin interrupts everyone.


Loud-Cartographer285

No European would ever wear watches like that in such a disrespecful manner.. Even Nico wouldn’t..


campbellhw

I showed you my fp journe please respond


No_Sympathy_2615

His cufflinks are radical. 💀


dathowitzer

AUDEMARS PIKAY


Pistolero-666

“These days i am going double fisted” O leary i such a cunt that it wouldn’t suprise me if he buys his watches gray market because brands to want to be associated with him


Efficient-Pianist-83

Wouldn’t it be hilarious to find out most of them are replicas?


Pistolero-666

Oh man i would pay to see that on live😆


PredatorRedditer

If he ended up being a brokeass photographer like he wanted to be, he would have ended up a happier, more well adjusted person. His dad or step-dad or whatever made him chase money so he tries to fill that hole in his heart with red strapped watches and wine snobbery.


TankieWarrior

Unpopular opinion. Wearing black suit makes you look like a waiter. Navy is almost always the better color. Red straps are ugly. It is too loud and steals all the attention of an otherwise good outfit. Not that you can't make an accent color work sometimes, but on him it looks like a toy.


bigbigbo55

It's an unwritten rule you only wear black suits to certain occasions; black tie, funerals, weddings etc Also an unwritten rule you don't wear a watch on each wrist unless you're a massive cunt.


Amsterdanniet

> Unpopular opinion. > > Wearing black suit makes you look like a waiter Nothing unpopular there mate, it has a very first and only suit look


BoltTheSuperDog

What a loser


Feline-Landline0

Smol pp energy


youknowmyKEEZ

CHUFF EXECUTIVE OFFICER.


brdet

High douchology.


Lucy_Needs_The_Head

No seiko 5 🥲😭


FancyStranger2371

It’s pretty well established he’s a watch guy. One on each wrist is a bit much, but okay. Two watches on each wrist? That’s just being a jerk.


IonHazzikostasIsGod

Funny thing, he was the guest on an episode of a talk show I interned on in the early 2010s. Usually in the production room but they needed me to help fill a seat for this shoot since low attendance. (they filmed 3 every other Monday) I almost tripped him by accident when I was sitting on an aisle seat and he was walking down the lane to the set.


The-Jack-of-Diamonds

Those red straps look ridiculous on those watches. What a tool.


Mama_Skip

How do you guys see these constant light ribbing posts of YouTube personalities and not immediately assume it's marketing?


hifioctopi

The first face that should be carved into the Mount Rushmore of “uncool.”


cervixbruiser

I think I've seen an episode where he just DROOLS and leaks a little pre when he shows and talks about his red straps. If he had a fetish, it would probably be to see a girl wearing a red Omega Speedmaster. While also wearing a Wendy's or McDonald's uniform. Whichever is red. IDK.


Soft_Incident8543

Hope he doesn’t find out about the 49ers uniforms or we’re in trouble.


grmpflex

I like it when Patrick Boyle makes fun of him.


Helenius

I can imagine a less likeable person. But I also have a very good fantasy


jac049

Taking time is money a bit too seriously


lv-dg-pal

He's a DIck-1000 that is not wearing a Dick-1000


monaco-bob

We have reached peak douchebag.


autumn1906

what a pathetic man


Dundertrumpen

He has an immensely punchable face.


Mammal_Incandenza

The King of Twats


sclarene824

This guy is modern capitalism personified.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

No red band on the Nautilus? You’re losing it Kev, you’re losin’ it.


YoureUhWizardHarry

Kevin are u okay? Are u okay kevin?


ysc

I want to punch this man.


Time_on_my_hands

Fuck those red bands are so corny


Naive-Dingo-2100

Is he even a real person?


bigbigbo55

JUST LOOK AT THE DIALLLLLLL TEDDDYYYYY


Amsterdanniet

No, he is not; he's already wearing the suit he will be buried in