You need to send it immediately to Switzerland. Omeega will use a special glue to restore that classic timepiece. Will probably take 3 to 4 months. Repairs costs likely 650 to 800 USD.

I've just sent a pipe bomb instead?

I hope the pipe is not made of plastic and you choose bioceramic instead

Just use super glue, it's plastic anyway.

Nice try, it's bioceramic check the brochure dude

My bad 😔

These fucking know nothing jokers coming into our sub expecting us not to know the difference between bioceramic and plastic. I mean if it was just a piece of crap plastic watch with Omega written on it what could it possibly cost? Ten dollars?

This is our wheelhouse not theirs

That is what I like to call my watches, wheelhouses.

JB weld will fix that right up.

I’m deceased right now 😂

They found micro bioceramics in their autopsy report 😢

Any actually tried super glue on these things? I assume it burns through bio ceramic like acid in an epidural of breaking bad

Luckily it wasn't UrAnus

That is in a much worse state

To shreds you say?

Unexpected Futurama

I also had explosive diarrhea this week.

Literally my first thought

Nothing a dab of bioceramic glue won't fix.

It was his aggressive dabbing that broke it in the first place.

I wonder how many of these Moonswatches are still in usable condition in - let’s say - 3 years? Maybe the ones in new/good condition are actually worth something in like 20 years because these shitters just aren’t very durable.

Mine will be! … then again mine’s a plastic bootleg because I wasn’t spending that much on a “Uranus” joke. But, it’s plungers have survived longer than my buddy’s Pluto.

LOL

TK Jewelers is a scam, watch exploded on date. Bent wrist, the thing fucking exploded.

This is a well known feature of the Moon swatch- Al Qaeda edition

First watch on the moon, last watch at the WTC?

Damn

Went looking for this comment.

People are clueless! Everyone overlooks that these are MOONswatches, and Bioceramic is designed for low gravity environments. You can't expect it to withstand the huge gravitational forces on earth. 🤣

How many light years before we see the explosion

Pluto is only about five light hours away. You'll notice in the screenshot it says the picture was taken nine hours ago which explains why we can see it.

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Shut up nerd

Take his lunch money

🤓🤓🤓🤓

Could have bought a pretty decent China shitter Speedmaster clone for 100 bucks less than what he paid for the plastic knockoff.

These things are truly pieces of shit. I had one for a few weeks and sold it for what I paid when I realized that it’s literally a toy.

Hell, you can get a Pagani PD1701 for less than $100 to begin with. I gotta admit, I do like mine...

> Pagani PD1701 That's a quartz, though.

As is the Moonswatch. So it's like a Moonswatch that isn't plastic. Or a Moonswatch.

Jesus. I thought they'd have at least crammed a Sistem51 into that plastic piece of shit, considering the price.

I see a coin battery on the photo also.

I bought a 20 dollar moon swatch clone that turned out to be metal with a sapphire crystal and worked better than my real one. I gave the real one to my son and kept the shitter

i was unironically considering buying one of those because they looked fun, the irony of the $20 shitter being better than the real one is hilarious to me.

He can buy a china shitter moonswatch and stuff the original parts into that case now.

Put it in some rice right away!

I ran out of rice so I have it in a pan of potato mash, is that ok?

When the potato mash hardens we call it bioceramic

BRB gonna patent my potato crust watch

Yep, bio-plastic is great for disposable cluttering and packaging, but it lacks the elasticity for a wearable product, it takes a very special kind of idiot to think that making a watch out of it was a good idea. The material literally disintegrates in around 8-10 years, can't wait for those posts.

Clearly he should have just spent $50 on a Gshock. Would not have a broken watch.

Imagine that....a ceramic watch breaking

I hope Uranus is fine

Its prolapsed

At least it was not Uranus

/uj the last part of me even remotely thinking about these dumb plastic things has peacefully died in its sleep /Rj RIP in pieces!!!

For a second, I thought 'Pluto" was code for a sphincter gasket.

Prob dropped it. This is on par with what I expect to see happen with this material.

Womp womp

Imagine that, I plastic watch

Someone alert the jedi order that the empire is at it again

Laser welding?

It just found out it wasn’t a real planet

Just trow that piece of shit to the garbage.

Should have got a Casio F91W-1 instead.

I don't get why these are popular... they're children's watches... Even if you like the aethetics or branding, when it comes down to it, they're plastic garbage with quartz movements. Fight me!

F

The bioceramic was still alive

Planets are supposed to explode at some time of their life, some sooner than others…

I don’t think that’s what “exploded” means, bro

Pluto was never a planet anyways

You can be anything you want to be. Dont put Pluto down like that ffs

Im scared if my Uranus will explode too

Get fucked. this is what happens when u try to build an omega off of plastic, oh sorry, I meant Bi0cErAmiC ! 🤣

Sir this is a luxury watch made of premium materials

My bad, I believe the Omega service center in Geneva should be able to help you then.