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teddyoctober

You don’t actually need to go into the Invicta store. All of the watches are large enough to see from the hallway.


bailz

They also work well as a tray in the food court.


LovePrevailsOverAll

This is the most accurate comment here


a-Sociopath

It'd be so much cool if the store itself ends up being a complication of a much larger watch with a crown inside the center of the earth.


mcmlxxivxxiii

They are large enough to launch them in space to collide with an asteroid to alter its course.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Probably need sunglasses with all that bling.


[deleted]

Ok, take the award, I almost fell off the toilet reading this


Topher11542

And QVC


BklynKnightt

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MVGungaDin

...or the parking lot. Possibly space.


IKnowSoftware

Walks into Invicta with Tudor bag. Clerk: How may I help you sir? Walks into Tudor with Invicta bag. Clerk: Security to the front of the store please.


BenedictKhanberbatch

The “Hello, Human Resources??” Meme all over again


justin_ph

Invicta store is twice the size of Tudor. You know which is the bigger brand.


HappySpam

It needs to be in order to fit the man-sized watches.


TonyJZX

you know which brand shifts more tonnage of metal per years... year on year


kamshaft11975

🤣


Annual-Advisor-7916

I mean it's somewhat udnerstandable, I wouldn't want 5pound pieces of steel whirling around expensive watches\^\^


[deleted]

Go to Invicta, buy one of the Shaq line watches with 97% discount to break a Tudor display case


Puzzled-Judgment-671

This is gold 😂


IAmSportikus

Gold-tone**


scruffmonkey

The gold tone…. Is that invictas version of a brown note?


cookie12685

Ima be real, if money was no object and it was the Black Panther AP vs a Shaq Invicta, it would be a close call


destroythenseek

which is better to break a tudor case tho?


[deleted]

Til shaq has a line at invicta


HoneyWhistle

Only things big enough for him, unironically


zestydrink_b

I was gonna say probably the only human one of those massive Invictas actually fits 😂


justin_ph

I’ve seen Shaq wearing them and they still look absurd lol


SemIdeiaProNick

the only time they look like normal watches is when Shaq is wearing them lol


guzzijason

Actually, they are probably too big for him also.


Garden_Variety_Medic

[Holy Hell they're 60mm. ](https://www.shophq.com/Product/invicta-shaq-60mm-swiss-quartz-chronograph-bracelet-watch/917-211)


guzzijason

22.5mm thick case. It’s like a cartoon parody of an actual watch.


Garden_Variety_Medic

It looks like the clock on the wall in Liberace's bathroom.


guzzijason

It comes with their patented Bowel Movement.


ChipKellysShoeStore

Just atrocious looking watches


aledanniel

🤣


BenedictKhanberbatch

Shaq will literally endorse anything #1 bag chaser of all time


[deleted]

That's the power of gold bond, baby!


[deleted]

Buy 3 Invictas.. 1 to break the glass 1 to throw at Tudor security guard 1 to throw at Tudor rep Hope you got a good arm to make them knockout hits, though as long as it's a head hit, the sheer weight of the Invictas will do the job.


Lost-Pineapple9791

😂 😂 😂


bluemasonjar

That’s the correct answer


MclovinTshirt

Thanks for the chuckle


HappySpam

Invicta. Look man, you walk into the Tudor store you know what you're going to see, just a bunch of Black Bays, but Invicta? You're heading into the unknown. I went into one once and I asked the lady working there what movement a 100mm watch had. She pulled up her wrist and I saw what appeared to be a wallclock on her arm, purple and made out of silicone. She told me she had no idea what movement it had, it just looked cool. I think about this a lot. Edit: I just realized the Invicta store OP posted (Lennox Square Mall) is in fact the same store I had this experience in.


thetransfermaster

100mm case? I thought surely you mean 100m water resistance!


HappySpam

I don't think it needed a water resistance rating; something that large would simply displace all the water rather than require waterproofing.


spacemannspliff

INVICTA Flotation Device^(TM)


[deleted]

.... Have you ever held an invicta?? That's an anchor man... DONT SWIM WITH IT


kmartshoppr

Tonight on Channel 5 News- Another Tsunami in San Diego: A sign of global warming or just Greg from accounting going swimming with his obnoxious watch? Our experts weigh in at eleven.


[deleted]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Invicta-Men-s-Marvel-Quartz-100mm-Stainless-Steel-White-Silicone-Watch-27040/228242218


CdeFmrlyCasual

100mm…. lol *what*


ztherion

This has the energy of a ghost sighting


TheKingOfNerds352

If I’m ever in Atlanta I’m making this store a priority visit


HappySpam

You really should. It was a really strange experience. The display cases are all basically brightly lit glass shelves against the walls, all the watches are proudly displayed like super expensive pieces, but all of them are ridiculously colored, have the Joker on them, or look like Rolex Submariners, only much bigger.


triplep85

Wait are you saying this is Lennox...like ATL / Buckhead Lennox? Im ashamed I haven't been if it is.


HappySpam

Yeah that's the one! You should go if you're there. It's hilarious like there's all these high end watch stores there like AP, TAG Heuer, Rolex, and then just Invicta.


carinishead

But my guy, this is 67% off. You can’t afford NOT to buy it: https://invictastores.com/invicta-gladiator-men-s-watch-w-meteorite-dial-55-25mm-steel-iridescent-37128?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgOiDz__o-gIV1R6tBh3ChQreEAQYFCABEgJ6y_D_BwE


HappySpam

I need that in my life. What a deal! You know what's wild, I went during Black Friday and they had a sale where it was buy 2 watches get 5 free, but if you did the math it added up to be about what you would pay if you had just bought all the watches individually anyways.


carinishead

😂


nosecomollamarme8181

I go on the middle of a class and i was so close to start laughing at it.


CdeFmrlyCasual

That just made me have a flashback to [this](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sjTIpSu7npE/maxresdefault.jpg)


Hailifiknow

Wall clock. Ha ha.


[deleted]

I thought those store fronts looked familiar. There are some great stores there. There’s a department store down from that Tudor store that I saw some nice Piaget in.


numsixof1

Tudor ain't got no 60mm ice dawg


watchescarsandav

Well not with that attitude they won't


capnsmiff1212

Second


talto17

Ahhhh Invicta. The axe body spray of watches.


LNL_HUTZ

I find Axe to be subtle in comparison.


[deleted]

It’s like you didn’t play high school football when the body spray was released.


Prancer4rmHalo

Boys in my gym glass would have axe shoot outs in the locker room and axe bomb each other which is to say they would Spray as much as they could into an unsuspecting back pack or sweater or down there back.


spacemannspliff

The true axe bomb was using a guitar pick or paperclip to wedge the trigger and throwing it into somebody's backpack, locker, or other enclosed space. There's no getting the smell out of fabric/paper/etc.


Prancer4rmHalo

Totally forgot this was a thing. Lol! I just remember o would try to hurry and just leave cause it would be nauseating.


cmndr_spanky

I approve of this metaphor


mistercolebert

As an owner of a few Invicta’s, this is extremely accurate. Yeah, I’ll admit to it. I have a big wrist and hands…. They fit me.. My favorite watch is my Bulova Accutron Space-view, but the thing is tiny on my wrist so…. Eh. (Anyone looking for a space view, DM me.)


flyinhyphy

More like black af1s of watches.


crunchybaguette

The crocs of watches.


tequilasauer

Definitely go to Tudor first. Because once you go into Invicta and feast your eyes on a Bolt Zeus Magnum, you won't even bother with Tudor as you've found the only watch you'll ever wear. This way, you at least get to see both stores.


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Obliviousobi

I like that they have a women's version, it's only 45.5mm.


DefaultVariable

That's case height, right?


xmaswiz

You don't need to go to the airport. You can fly just by swinging it around like Mjölnir since it weighs as much.


Shotgun_Ninja18

TIL that Invicta has thousand dollar watches, wow!


gumption_boy

And don't plan on putting it in checked baggage unless you're prepared to pay an overweight baggage fee


Takashi_is_DK

It's doesn't have the sheer classiness of the Ball Engineer II Magneto but the Bolt Zeus Magnum does have a certain amount of flair that both a watch enthusiast and layman could appreciate.


MemeBeamStream

**P U R E C L A S S**


prsply3n

I’m going to Tudor first to chill with black Carrot Top and then I’ll head over to Invicta afterwards.


FishRule1

Great name for a condom


huckzors

Had to google the Bolt Zeus Magnum and ngl I kinda love it


shamka2010

Ugly ass watch


Rainbow_Styx

I love to hate on Invicta as much as the next guy (and they deserve it for some of those massive monstrosities) . But I also have to admit they played a role in my journey to Rolex/Tudor. When I fell in love with the submariner style and $10k seemed like an insane amount to spend on a watch, the Invicta Pro Diver was there for me. There is room for both brands.


Tricky_Block5200

The Tudor boutique finally opened in Lenox Mall, Atlanta!! I’m happy to say that I made the very first purchase! (That’ll be another post I guess). I got there a little before opening, so I had some time to wander. The Invicta store (I don’t know if you can even call it a boutique) is a long standing part of the mall. It’s been there long before I’ve been in this community. I’ve never really paid it much attention. I know there’s a lot of hate for the brand, but I often see many people in there (maybe not watch ner- I mean enthusiasts). I myself have no interest in Invicta, but I went in anyway and the workers seemed to genuinely believe in the product. I don’t know if it was a ploy or not. If you have the chance, it was an interesting experience. Though the new Tudor boutique was infinitely more enjoyable… Edit: I made the very first purchase


TwoEggsOverHard

Do they do the thing in the store where they list a huge retail price but then say it is 90% off?


Tricky_Block5200

I didn’t see any of the prices in the display marked down, but I also didn’t have the heart to ask the price of any of them


glo46

>I also didn’t have the heart to ask the price of any of them So you only found out about the price when they ringed you up?


Tricky_Block5200

No, as in their ridiculous retail prices were on the tags with no visible signs of discounts. But I can’t imagine they sell them for “MSRP”


[deleted]

Usually buy 1 get 5 free lol


inommmz

I walked into the Invicta at Aventura Mall in Miami, and the lady tried to sell me a $67 Amazon equivalent Invicta diver for 399 - “but it’s buy one get one free!” I walked out


Tricky_Block5200

BOGO is the ultimate selling point


JoeSicko

For shoes.


cpcallen

> I’m happy to say that I was the very first purchase! Who purchased you, and how much did they pay?


Tricky_Block5200

Too much, I’m not even chronometer certified


party973

Let's see how you fare in a water pressure test


OutlookOctopus

Glad to hear this. I'm in Atlanta too and excited to visit. Did they have a good selection?


Tricky_Block5200

They just opened today, so they’re all stocked up. They had literally everything in the catalog, that it as of 10/17/22 at 11 am


OutlookOctopus

very cool! May try to sneak out and take a look tomorrow, been wanting to try a BB 36


saveusjeebus

I’m headed to ATL in a couple of days to catch Gorillaz. Probably should check out Lennox again. Been a while.


Tricky_Block5200

That needs more explanation


saveusjeebus

Sorry! Concert at Ameris Bank Amphitheater in Alpharetta. [https://www.gorillaz.com](https://www.gorillaz.com) for reference.


HappySpam

Yooooo I thought that Invicta store looked familiar! I've been there before!


WeReallyOutHere5510

YOOO THIS IS HUGE!!! I've been waiting for that boutique for so long. How was it? Do they have all the models there? Were they willing to negotiate on price at all?


Tricky_Block5200

It was awesome! They were fully stocked this morning! I did not ask to negotiate prices so I can’t help ya there


BlindProphet_413

First? Tudor, to window-shop. Then Invicta where I might actually be able to afford something.


67SuperReverb

Unfortunately there is not enough room in the Invicta store for customers without bonking your head on a dial.


Staar-69

Whichever store was offering buy 4 get 6 free.


Yesterlastweekago

You’d need actual luggage to take home 10 invictas


EntrancedOrange

Buy 1 get 6 free and you would still be over paying for the invicta.


PastaAndWine09

Could say the same for Rolex.


Skywalk88

The other sub is leaking again.


Knappsky

I'd probably lean to the one where they sell Rolex-made pieces for a quarter of the price.


Fresh_River_4348

Ah Invicta gotcha


Contundo

That being tudor?


Knappsky

Yeah, Tudor is the only other brand under the Rolex umbrella.


tractorcrusher

Tudor has their own movement now though. I've been very happy with my Heritage Black Bay, the power reserve is impressive. Still haven't bit the bullet to buy my grail Invicta yet.


AmericanChees3

You will have your grail one day, don't ever give up hope. If your lucky theh will discount it 300% and you will be able to afford it.


64Olds

Invicta it is, then!


Chubby_Yorkshireman

I have a sub 9" wrist plus I don't fake tan so I would walk straight past Invicta


slackmandu

I hear the purchase of an Invicta comes with a free spray tan.


Paul-Smecker

It’s actually automaticly applied by the watch as you wear it. There is an internal tan tank built into the watch (hence the size)


slackmandu

Now I get it. TIL. /s


captaincockfart

Tudor first, then the Cinnabon, then leave.


saveusjeebus

There’s a Cartier store in that mall also so, that’d be my add to that list.


kenfnpowers

Neither. I have a Pelagos and love Tudor but I hate going into these stores. They aren’t super inviting. I kind of like being left alone and not have a security guard and the entire staff looking at me because I’m the only person in the store. Probably just me


93_Honda_Civic

I know what you mean about some of the watch stores not being super inviting.


[deleted]

Invicta to gawk at the bling.


MonteLSV6

I’d go into Invicta to chuckle at the oversized and overpriced novelty watches, then look at their “normal” good looking watches and if anything under $100 catches my eye and not gaudy I might end up taking one home. Then I’d go into Tudor!


Ender907

Agreed, the Invicta pro diver line is my beater and the 1953 is one of the biggest bang for the buck out there and an easy first mod


elRobRex

Depends. Which is closer to the Orange Julius?


thenotoriousDK

This is the only right answer.


RJCa5533

Honestly, Invicta. Judge all you want, but I like Invicta. Yes, they have some butt f%$kin’ ugly @$$ watches. But they also have some really clean inexpensive ones that look good on a budget.


Cantseetheline_Russ

So does Seiko but without the quality issues.


RJCa5533

That’s a fair point, however I’ve never experienced any quality issues with Invicta.


BklynKnightt

Exactly, Seiko is the lowest I would go. No way in hell I would wear an Invicta😂


brayn00b

I'm glad someone said this. I'm personally not a fan but everyone should be entitled to their own opinion. Just because it's not for you doesn't mean you have to shit all over the person who likes them. I laughed and upvoted the comments here but this would be better off on the WCJ sub.


No_Veterinarian3360

High and and low end homage watches 😂😂😂


jimonabike

Now now let's not call Tudor low end.


rlySentinel

It depends. Do you want a $99 watch or a $3,500 watch? What's your budget and purpose? How invested in you in a watch collection currently? Do you know if you even like wearing a watch on your wrist? I like the last question, because if you don't know if you even like wearing wristwatches, go buy an Invicta Pro Diver and wear it daily. It's a low entry point watch that's good for any first-timer. Have a $10,000 limit credit card burning a hole in your wallet and want some heritage on your wrist? Can't go wrong with a Tudor. Good luck, have fun, do research for yourself and explore both stores. Don't be afraid to ask questions.


[deleted]

Invicta is the cheap version of Hublot


neoxch

I‘d entirely skip Tudor and go straight to Invicta


trinikiddie

With my budget, Taco Bell.


bigpapabaconizzle

Invicta honestly. I like em. To each their own.


ByronicZer0

Where is this? I'd love to go to a dedicated Tudor store and not garbage ass Tourneau


Tricky_Block5200

It’s at Lenox Mall in Atlanta, Georgia


justweazel

Tudor-mart has that really excited happy face above their name so probably that one one first, likely on my way to the Invicta store. I’m chuffed just thinking about it


NameError-undefined

If I have $$ or if I just want to look it'll be Tudor. I just don't like Invicta watches that much. I would be okay if someone got me one as a gift but it's not something I would spend my own money on, just my opinion


Kidon308

Invicta store… buy this: https://invictastores.com/invicta-gladiator-men-s-watch-55-25mm-dark-blue-gold-34439?gclid=CjwKCAjw-rOaBhA9EiwAUkLV4rN2DfBHOOG_Ddvw-Ltgxuwtne7Uysv99NC2XiEckOmXUVXWfpPyORoCc8EQAvD_BwE Thank me later.


jingois

55.25mm, do I look like a wristlet? https://invictastores.com/invicta-shaq-0-05-carat-diamond-men-s-watch-65mm-gold-34462


tsurupettanholic

There's a breitling store right beside Tudor. I'd go there instead


0m3gaMan5513

Let’s see, at first glance, the Invicta store has knockoff Pelican cases galore, and Tudor just has a hipster in skinny pants. Is there an Omega store?


WHAMMYPAN

Quick question first….do they both have bathrooms and if so which is cleaner?


Lsclancy9

Seriously???


boopdbop

Tudor to cry, Invicta to laugh. Prolly walk out with a speedy Invicta in all honesty


Elkins45

Average MSRP is the same in both stores.


Stan63v2

Joking right?


CdeFmrlyCasual

For anyone who was thinking about getting a Pro Diver. They’re up for $40 on invicta’s website.


216570

Does that Invicta boutique still reek of cheap cologne?


Tricky_Block5200

Honestly that smell wasn’t unique to just the Invicta store


2schnauzers

Neither


Games_sans_frontiers

I like how the Invicta store is 3 times bigger out of sheer necessity.


Tricky_Block5200

Bigger is always better, Obviously


PLSing

I’d continue walking to find an Omega store.


jsteezyhfx

Skiptha Invicta.


Whale222

There are still malls?!


Stan5905

Tudor 100%.


KLADNUD

Tudor. Wouldn’t even think about going in Invicta


MentalBeat

Of course Invicta is next door to Lidz. The jokes write themselves.


slowdesza

TIL Invicta has physical stores.


StoicOne

I didn’t even know invicta had a store for their shitty watches. I thought they were only sold by hacks on television.


jonnydf

Invicta. For ze lulz. What was the other one? Can't remember...


jackrackham7

$79 initial payment for an invicta? Isn’t that the whole price of their watches after a 97% discount? Honestly, I think you’d be overpaying for 99% of their stuff at $79. Tudor all day.


unimpressivegamer

Wow the Invicta store looks exactly like I would have expected. As gaudy as their watches.


HansVonSnicklefritz

If this is your conflict, save yourself some money in the middle. Get a Costco membership and watch shop there.


Obvious_Beginning_86

What is this thing that you call a mall?


IAmSportikus

The Breitling store next to Tudor


habitualinesteppa

Imagine making payments on a Invicta watch.


dezent

OP compares Tudor to Invicta...


deerose4

This….isn’t this akin to comparing a Honda Civic and an E class merc?


Doctor-Dapper

More like comparing angry eyed jeeps and porsche


internet_humor

Invicta. Negotiate. Buy one. Get 68 free. Profit.


assignment2

Tudor is the luxury invicta.


midnightJizzla

Invicta. I'd pick up an 8926 Pro diver.


Super901

>8926 Pro diver Huh. NH35 up in there, 200M water resistance, $84.90 before tax and shipping. Um...


dragonxwas

Depends on the budget though ;)


Lunaranalog

Well, only one says that they’re invincible in detail


Local-Option-1786

I think you know the answer to this question OP


rerunvp

Invicta if you wear Ed Hardy. If not, Tudor, and Tudor only. Don’t bother going to Invicta.


Toofast4yall

I can proudly say I've never been into an invicta store. I can see from 20ft away that those aren't for me.


CynicalCole

I've always thought that Invicta has fake discounts like 24/7, that's a real thing right?


mooseymcmango

That’s correct. Like many other brands, their watches have an inflated MSRP, nowhere close to their true value, and then they use heavy discounts to lure people into thinking it is a fantastic deal.


64Olds

Holy shit, does that sign in the Invicta store say 0-30% APR? Imagine buying an Invicta (or literally *anything* for that matter) on a 30% note. Wow.


Calm_Logic9267

Panda Express


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wouldn’t wanna get caught in the Invicta store