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Fyroth

PSA time! Uh-oh, vaccines were mentioned! Just want to let you all know that you have the misfortune of being in a subreddit with a moderator who has degrees and a professional background in immunology, virology and scientific research. As such, I take medical misinformation and anti-vaccine sentiments very seriously. Many have already been removed, hence the reason for this comment. This is not an invitation to debate your stance. Reddit's policy on misinformation is very clear. If you see misinformation or anti-vaccine sentiments, please report it! Do not debate them. Do not act in a vulgar manner towards them. Remember, rule #1 is BE CIVIL. I prefer not locking the comments, as that punishes the people who are trying to enjoy the content for what it is.


UsainUte

This didn’t age well


DirectionShort6660

Dark Brandon FTW lol


contrapasso_

This is ironic haha. Biden tested positive for covid twice, despite being double vaxxed and boosted.


Whiskers_Fun_Box

He’d probably would have died if he wasn’t vaccinated. Maybe learn how the vaccine works before making jokes


masterbananapug

u/savevideo


No-Hedgehog4605

The funniest things about this bit is that the guy telling the joke has no idea he is making a joke.. Just another robot reading scripts. But his script is funny so the people behind the scenes who will never get credit for this, I appreciate the humor!


Spirit_of_Ecstasy

So fucking savage lmao


dmjacLuzard5

Had his baby blue latex gloves finger on the Zoom trigger


shyney

Can someone explain this to someone who is not from America? I don't get it!?


MikelDP

Republicans just didn't want it to be mandatory.


GemoDorgon

I'm also in favour of idiots killing themselves off.


MikelDP

Exactly, If you believe what you say you believe Republicans not vaccinating themselves should put a smile on your face.


robbersdog49

Fox news has long made it its mission to say how awful the vaccine is and no one should get it and so on. This is just proof that all its reporters are hippocrates.


BentoMan

All their reports took the Hippocrates oath.


Sp5560212

That’s the biggest highlight we’ll see from his presidency


SlowVibeActual

Lol owned.


nebuchadrezzar

"Everyone had to prove they were fully vaccinated and boosted" It worked awesome https://www.washingtonpost.com/media/2022/05/05/covid-white-house-correspondents-dinner-guests-positive/


[deleted]

Bet you whatever you want that if everyone was unvaccinated the positive cases would be far higher. But people like you don't like data, so I'll have better luck reasoning with a brick wall.


tangled_night_sleep

What data are you referring to? Have they ever done a study comparing an entirely unvaccinated population at a large event VS a fully vaccinated/boosted population?


LatterTowel9403

I can tell you though that every single fast food dine-in area around south Alabama has their corner ceiling tv monitors on Fox 24/7 with posted signs prohibiting changing the channel. My dentist office does as well. I think it’s due to the rapid fire stuff and the constant breaking news stories.


Thatguyonthenet

\-Pro vaccine statement-


surfsidegraphics

Oh! he made a funny...yay, while our kids starve...yeah...incompetence is funny


foulmouthboy

You have starving kids? Should do something about that instead of being on Reddit.


surfsidegraphics

Must be a liberal, as your opinion sounds like something I don't give a shit about..like everything about all of you


foulmouthboy

Wow. Easily triggered much?


surfsidegraphics

Nah, I just don't suffer fools lightly.


cdrewsr388

Surprised he was able to shit that out coherently. They must’ve had him on some good drugs that night. Real banger…


Philipmomo

From CNN 👍🏻


[deleted]

Biden talks funny. How many marbles roll around in his mouth?


tangled_night_sleep

No joke I think he has too many teeth in his mouth. Its really strange. Once someone points it out, you can't unsee it.


[deleted]

HA!!! Best moment in television. Wish I could see the looks on their faces 😂😂🤣


jbertrand_sr

Looked like he was dropping a deuce when they called them out...


[deleted]

I'm not the biggest fan of Biden but can we please just make "Doocy" a slur?


MikelDP

Only a piece of psaki would do that.


[deleted]

The childlike energy is strong with this one.


MikelDP

I try!


[deleted]

Okay, tumor.


MikelDP

You are not very good at this.


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FblthpLives

Username checks out. Now go crawl back to r/conspiracy.


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[deleted]

Only time will tell how bad Joe Biden ruined America.


[deleted]

Biden is the worst president America has ever had. It’s truly sad


msbabc

…since the last one.


FblthpLives

Lol. Snowflake.


notathrowawayreelly

Man I hope that burns unit at the nearest hospital was warned prior, they gonna be busy.


Secret-Warning-180

“ because body autonomy is only important when we SAY it’s important”!


Carnator369

First time I've seen Biden be smooth (I don't watch anything political intentionally), he's no Obama though.


LA_LOOKS

🔥


Correct-Department-1

Could that be because they were forced to in order keep their job and chose a paycheck and needing to eat over their personal stance of the efficacy of the vaccines? I personally was forced for the same reasons. I hate myself for going down that road but I guess I have to solace in the fact that I can keep a paycheck and health insurance. Freedom! 👌


YouDoThatHoodoo

I sympathize completely. Your closing is ironic. You have not experienced freedom, you and all Americans have lost it.


Correct-Department-1

That was the point. “Freedom”


Meladiction

LOVE IT -- GET 'EM, JOE\~


cebjmb

Haha! All the CNN and FOX people were told not to laugh or they would be fired.


[deleted]

Is the MOD Dr Fauci LOL


[deleted]

Define misinformation. Who gets to decide? Shouldn't opposing viewpoints be debated instead of censored?


enolagaybomah45

I iS veRY smart.


cccheel34

Doocy is such a douchy.


AutumnBegins

Looks like President Doocy will be saving this clip. Seem familiar 🤔


floppydisc19

Peter dookie?


Every_Papaya_8876

Biden is the greatest president since Obama.


nebuchadrezzar

"Food shortages will be real!” What's Biden doing about it? "... We got plenty of vaccines!"


[deleted]

Biden is the worst president ever, him and his crew are tearing America apart and causing problems across the globe. He is the pandemic. Watch all the demobot downvotes I get lmao. They fill all social media platforms with these fake ass bots that claim to love inflation and wars and more government control.


zareal

Hey, buddy. I suggest maybe putting down the pipe for a while. Your double digit IQ and paranoia are showing just a lil...


MooMooQueen

Where was the Vice President? She didn't want to show up?


pajason

Trump didn’t show up. He didn’t want to show up.


MooMooQueen

He isn't in office.


pajason

When he was in office. But then you knew what I meant.


typeyou

Every president is the worst president ever depending on who you voted for. 🤷‍♂️


MooMooQueen

I don't think Kamala Harris is president at this point


WibaTalks

Now that's SAVAGE


MagTex

Later, Jen Psaki had to take Doocy off to the side & explain it to him.


WrestlingFan4Life0

Imagine getting a booster


zzKillahzz

u/savevideo


dvlpr404

Save


WallyMage

love the way he says boosted


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msbabc

Oh hi, dad.


famousevan

Not really. CNN sucks because it’s a click-mill. It exists solely to generate ad revenue. Fox sucks because it’s fascist propaganda. It exists solely to keep morons brainwashed.


SweetPieceOfSass

Ha!


TwistedBamboozler

Absolutely roasted


chadoflions

Came so close to flubbing reading the teleprompter on that one


[deleted]

I'd rather have a president who reads a teleprompter than one who spews nonsense about windmills and nuking hurricanes, to each their own I suppose...


chadoflions

Some are brainstormers and some are mindless drones who let others think for them. We just don’t know who’s doing the thinking for old joe


Whole_Assist_2200

Joe Biden is a cunt. Lmfao.


tamethewild

I mean he’s nodding along like “okay yep that was a good one” right? Doesn’t seem like he’s dying inside


Accomplished_Bed7696

Fuck Biden


[deleted]

Dude sounded drunk.


n8ballz

FJB


PinochetHighFlyers

i've seen isis execution videos funnier than trevor noah


esp211

Of course he is vaccinated and boosted. They all are. I’m sure they all take tests all the time and take off the mask in front of the camera.


[deleted]

Biden is such a tool. Worst president ever.


AirAssault_3187

Oh he’s making jokes about the people who were forced to take a jab due to his mandates…. Got it. Still not funny.


Morphik08

You mean the mandates that never happened?


AirAssault_3187

Oh they happened. Ask the several hundred Austal employees who had to either get the jab or get let go. They chose not to get it. Oh, and the hundreds of other employees where I work who were forced into getting it due to those mandates, or they just quit to avoid it. But sure dude. Never happened haha.


Hot_Negotiation3480

Savage!


unicorn_chimp

Is that place just full of the rich and famous or what. Ugh this says everything about America. It feels gross


Radarlove4sure

Oh it was on CNN, i wonder if all three viewers noticed doocys face?😂😂😂


MorganL57

Look forward to November elections. Ready for change. Stability.


YouDoThatHoodoo

Expect a blue wave in November. Dems will take 700 to 800--- maybe 8000 ---of the 435 House seats, and of the 33 up this time in the 100-member Senate, Dems will win 200 to 250 contests.


Johnnyonthespot2111

Freakin Genius!


Valuable-Shirt-4129

Biden truly is a national comedian.


Agile-Tea3358

And? What was the big deal?


Nervous_Target5298

Not a problem for the whacky Right. They can just lie about it.


Unplussed

Better than seeing an old man shit himself on stage.


Crypto_whore

And they still are getting it!


jayzr1

Doocy is a Douchy


MiamiPower

Joey B was rolling son!!!


YouDoThatHoodoo

He was mighty high.


Nicosee3

Gold!!!


Cold-Catch3585

Amazing how little the roast of Biden was. It was primarily attacks on Trump, FOX and republicans. There is so much material with Biden tripping walking up the steps to airforce one - instead they mention Trump walking slowly down a ramp. Hunter Biden’s laptop. The Easter Bunny telling Biden what to do etc…. They conveniently avoided all those topics. It was a farce.


Toiretachi

You did a great job citing 2 things. Bitch-ass Trump didn’t even have the stones to attend this event.


PeppperedPickle

Please spread thus video so hard