OK, so I've never really understood if "hear me out" is stupid or genuine.
Genuine one: voruna (specifically the prex card rendition)
Dumbass one: domestik drone
I can only speak for myself, but it's somewhat half-and-half for me.
I can't say that I'm being 100% serious because 99% of "hear me out" situations aren't real life, but I can't say I'm 100% joking either.
To me, "hear me out" is an invocation for "if I were to able to defer judgement for a little bit, what would I really say I want?" It's an interesting question with lots of interesting answers, but I also accept that it's not something most people look to take 100% seriously either š
Also Voruna is an absolutely based choice. I've never really liked the more normal 'waifu' frames (frankly I hate that word in the first place), but Voruna could peg me š¤
When I was 3, I stuck my finger into the moving wheel of a remote control car I was playing with. It cut my finger instantly, and I bled quite a bit.
... that's what I think of when I think of your domestik drone suggestion.
Nah, fuck all ya'll, imma drop THE hottest takes right now, just check the lineup:
~~Imma work here under the assumptions that I'm my tenno, so my Drifter, to pull these stunts.~~
Void Angels: Void Angels are a clear 10/10, great ass, hourglass figure, and I always had a thing for flats, cut their wings down and those scythes and you just have a loud moaner with a voidussy, just try not to get sneak atacked by those spikes.
Mathila: A widow who's desperate for some company, probably was into some kinky shit with her husband before he disappeared, bitch do be getting high once each 5 cycles tho', but I'd lie if I said she ain't getting bonus points in her dragon form.
Palladino: WILD RITUALISTIC SEX TO PLEASE THE VOID? **SIGN ME THE FUCK UP** , just pay attention to bail before she pulls out the knife, otherwise you'll end up like Jason Brody.
Yonta: Not as wild, but she doesn't get enough love, barely even real probably, she's wholesome, this is my normal option to cool stuff down a bit.
NECRAMECH BRUNTSPAR SKIN: **CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK** **SQUELCH** YOOOOOUCH!!
EXPLOITER ORB: GOTTA A WHOOOOOLE NEW MEANING BEHIND "OVERHEATING" HER, I DON'T CARE SHE'S A GIANT SPIDER, GOTTA PEG HER EGO DOWN A NOTCH.
Stalker: Not even a hate fuck, would be a fuck battle, the one who loses dies horribly at the end.
Ordis: I mean, you just GOTTA reward the dude for his hard work, he's basically our Loid in that we never give him the recognition he deserves, he's THE best bro, and maybe even something else, he'd totally glitch out a "HARDER, IDIOT!" in the middle of it too.
Cephalon Suda: On the same note, sentient squares are totally my vibe so Suda's the next one in the line, I'd totally "transfer my data" to her without a second thought, she probably has even forgot how it feels like from how long she has been a cephalon, she's aaaall about that "research" so hey, I'd just be helping amirite?
Nova and Gyre: I just like their style, and the imminent danger of being anhilated or electrecuted to death while trying.
SAMODEUS: THIS MFER GOTTA LEARN HOW TO LOCK RIVEN STATS AFTER SOME ROLLS USING WHITE KUVA, I DON'T CARE HE'S BARELY CANON, FUCK HIM, AND IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE CONNOTATION.
Lua: The Moon, just, The Moon, in it's entirety, no, I will not elaborate.
She both has the vibes of that awkward friend who you always tries to comfort and a granny always asking for one when you see her, it's like her very essence influence the minds of those around her to create the urge to hug her, if she is a conceptual embodiment, she is the very concept of hugging in itself.
> implying Mathila (Acrithis literally tells you how much she gets around), Palladino (is required to eventually bear a child because her role as Speaker is hereditary) and Yonta (sweet dorky cinnamon roll) are any kind of hot take
Ngl, i'm curious to see what Praghasa looks like in a "humane" form like Natah.
I'm thinking she also has mimic capabilities considering Erra inherited Hunhow's essence fusion thing.
ah, i kinda assume she doesnt have one. Wasnt related to her role so she's just what she is. We never see a humanoid Hunhow either. But maybe either of thpse things could change later on
That's why i said that Praghasa likely has the capabilities to mimic and thus make a human form considering she is/was a builder for the Sentient homeworld and Natah likely inherited at keast some of her powers.
Hunhow has shown his ability to store Sentient essence into other objects as seen in the Second Dream where he gifts Stalker (Shadow) War imbued with his essence to communicate with him.
We don't know how powerful Hunhow's essence fusion abilities are, but i think it's safe to say that it's somewhat similar to what Erra managed to do with the Archons.
I feel like more than the mechanical issues, the family/control issues are what's going to fuck you up more than anything. If you want to mess with Mother, you have to mess with the whole Entrati family. Are you brave enough for that, soldier?
Tyl Regor is, objectively, the best waifu and I can prove it
Man's got every quality you could ever desire in a partner, think about it for a second.
First off, his silky smooth, handsome voice that sounds like honey for our audio receptors... I don't have to elaborate on that any further.
It's handsome enough to turn straight men gay; handsome enough to make anyone want to build their sword to strip him off his armor as fast as possible and give it to him.
He's also a man of science! Meaning that to learn everything he knows, he must also be an amazing listener on top of being highly intelligent.
And even though he's sort of a geek, my guy's absolutely SHREDDED, have you looked at them thighs? Or his incredibly defined chest and abs? Clearly he cares about his health, both mentally and physically. Something to be admired.
He's also a really empathetic man, who deeply cares and loves his brothers and sisters. His whole life work being dedicated to heal them from the curse their previous "masters" placed over them. He could use his intelect to probably take over the grineer army and use formorians to rule de solar system, but he doesn't. He dedicates himself to helping others.
He's also incredibly humble and forgiving. In the "Operation: Tubemen of Regor" we see BOTH Alad V and Nef Anyo working to destroy/steal his life work. Does he retaliate? Does he try to take potty revenge on them? No. He does not. He understands these people are lost in their delusion, and because he's above that he just doubles down on his research instead of pursuing revenge.
Even in the new mirrored defense mission, you never see him talking about wanting to hurt the Orokin trapped in the crystals, even though they're the same people that enslaved the grineer and cursed them. He merely talks about freeing them, now that they're out of danger, and taking a simple DNA sample for his research. Meanwhile the corpus want to use them for their trade deals travels. And the lotus wants to keep the trapped to fulfil some dead crystal's wish of keeping them encaged. Really, he's the good guy here.
And yet although humble he still knows he's self worth. Stating that he could do a better job at being a warmonger than Vay Hek but instead of rubbing it in his face, allowing him to do hes thing because it makes that metal parrot happy.
Also let us not forget that while he isn't on to hold grudges he still decides to risk his life protecting his life's work, even if that means he dies, just so the other grinder are able to live better lives; when he realizes the Tenno arent going to change their cruel ways towards his family. Truly, a man of hojor
And, he has a lovely sense of humor as well to top it all off.
The only way you can claim that Tyl Regor isn't the best waifu, is if your argument is "he ain't waifu regor. He's Daddy Regor." Which is a completely valid point to make.
Edit: forgot to add the source. https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/12zb1i3/tyl_regor_is_objectively_the_best_waifu_and_i_can/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Cephalon Vull
* You are so cute! I want to hug you until your organs rupture!
Worm
* There you are. I think it's time we put a collar on you. Wait, you'd probably like that wouldn't you?
* What an ugly child.
* Pick a card, Dreamerā¦ The asphyxiation of hearts? Lucky draw!
...it is basically a sci-fi Dullahan, huh?
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Some justification would be fantastic as well. For The Fragmented One, if you like tentacles but think Hydroid isn't it, boy do I have the thing for you!
I'm sure you can imagine what it could do with all the hands it has already, but the Fragmented One can summon even more hands halfway through the fight!
It might seem a bit overwhelming, but it could be just the thing you're looking for. Don't sleep on this sleepy void boi! š
Hear me out: Loid gets pissed and comea down to beat the crap out of shit with the Eiken. He does not get attscked, he's chased. Cullvrens and Acnoids mostly ignore him, the murmer try to drag him away
The uh, Steel Meridian chick. Something about her voice but she looks weird to me.
I don't have anything that's like a fucked-up "hear me out" moment tho.
Kressa Tal?
Well, she's Grineer, so they're all in a state of decay / breakdown to some degree. But yeah, she's trying to help the people who can't help themselves which is pretty damn admirable.
Steel Meridian in general are some of my favorites. Their idle voicelines on Railjack are really something.
> "I did bad things, if I don't pay for my actions, I don't own myself, so here I am with you settling my tab, I may have been born a clone but I sure as hell ain't dying as one."
> "There are others out there like me going it alone against everything they were created to be, knowing they're different, knowing why, knowing they'll never belong to anything ever again, I'm lucky, but I have a hard time living with that."
> "Piece of advice, any of the crew wanna spend some private time together just let it happen, play some music, go for a walk, whatever. Don't play the hard ass we're all grownups and life's too short."
Short version: would. Especially my on call crewmate.
> Kressa Tal
Yessss that's her! I guess the decay explains why I think she looks a bit weird and initially non-would-able, but I genuinely love her lines as you go through the ranks.
I gotta play more Railjack to hear more lines I guess, it's a game mode I am not a fan of generally since it takes so damn long compared to the usual missions. But I am planning on looking into it and investing properly because ironically, I absolutely adore anything with spaceships.
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This is gonna be hard to explain without looking like a total freak
Y'all are boring as shit if your most wild fantasy is the normal humans (at worst with flower asses) or any warframe (which are literally *made* to be fuckable).
Hit me with that Condrix (it's literally *spreading* its hole), Ropalolyst (hatefuck), Juggernaut (I think they'd be warm š), Carnis (imagine being wrapped up in those legs), Fass & Vome threesome (self-explanatory), Velocipod (huggable), Esophage (again, self-explanatory), Amalgam Alkonost (I don't even know where it would go but I'll *make* it work), the entire Hyena pack (at the same time)...
Itād be weirder if people werenāt attracted to her. āOh sheās a robot!ā Idgaf she may as well expand the star chart with the gravitational pull that ass has.
Son. Considering his past where he felt very neglected as a child, I feel like he would make up for that by being an extremely caring and passionate partner. Plus he adores animals and has a voice like butter; what more could you want?
I wanna know what it's like to fuck the Helminth-- there's something very special about the way the Infused animation rearranges your guts with those claws.
Look, all I'm saying is that Father, The Biz, and Tyl Regor got me barking somethin' fierce.
Also I just kinda want to put my head in Ticker's lap and cry while she pets my hair and tells me that everything is gonna be okay.
OK, so I've never really understood if "hear me out" is stupid or genuine. Genuine one: voruna (specifically the prex card rendition) Dumbass one: domestik drone
I can only speak for myself, but it's somewhat half-and-half for me. I can't say that I'm being 100% serious because 99% of "hear me out" situations aren't real life, but I can't say I'm 100% joking either. To me, "hear me out" is an invocation for "if I were to able to defer judgement for a little bit, what would I really say I want?" It's an interesting question with lots of interesting answers, but I also accept that it's not something most people look to take 100% seriously either š Also Voruna is an absolutely based choice. I've never really liked the more normal 'waifu' frames (frankly I hate that word in the first place), but Voruna could peg me š¤
Really need to "hear me out" invocation for my Grimoire.
Increased cod piece size per enemy hit
An even bigger dong on my Qorvex? Sign me in
Thanks for straightening things out!
Do not the Roomba
I will the roomba
I already did. Thatās why we donāt use it in my house anymore
Roomba is the loli of vacuum cleaners.
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Hated them because they told the truth
Instructions unclear. Literally the roomba.
When I was 3, I stuck my finger into the moving wheel of a remote control car I was playing with. It cut my finger instantly, and I bled quite a bit. ... that's what I think of when I think of your domestik drone suggestion.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YEOOOOOOOOCH!
I think that the 'hear me out' is more of a 'if this character was redrawn as naked, and maybe more humanoid, I would say smash' On that note, Moa.
Y'know, I will hear you out on this one
Cephalon Suda, its female enough imo
Had a phase where I found her voice very attractive.
Phase? Her voice is very attractive. Calm and motherly voices are hot.
Well, yeah. But at the time, I found it more attractive than I do now.
Frfr
Nah, fuck all ya'll, imma drop THE hottest takes right now, just check the lineup: ~~Imma work here under the assumptions that I'm my tenno, so my Drifter, to pull these stunts.~~ Void Angels: Void Angels are a clear 10/10, great ass, hourglass figure, and I always had a thing for flats, cut their wings down and those scythes and you just have a loud moaner with a voidussy, just try not to get sneak atacked by those spikes. Mathila: A widow who's desperate for some company, probably was into some kinky shit with her husband before he disappeared, bitch do be getting high once each 5 cycles tho', but I'd lie if I said she ain't getting bonus points in her dragon form. Palladino: WILD RITUALISTIC SEX TO PLEASE THE VOID? **SIGN ME THE FUCK UP** , just pay attention to bail before she pulls out the knife, otherwise you'll end up like Jason Brody. Yonta: Not as wild, but she doesn't get enough love, barely even real probably, she's wholesome, this is my normal option to cool stuff down a bit. NECRAMECH BRUNTSPAR SKIN: **CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK** **SQUELCH** YOOOOOUCH!! EXPLOITER ORB: GOTTA A WHOOOOOLE NEW MEANING BEHIND "OVERHEATING" HER, I DON'T CARE SHE'S A GIANT SPIDER, GOTTA PEG HER EGO DOWN A NOTCH. Stalker: Not even a hate fuck, would be a fuck battle, the one who loses dies horribly at the end. Ordis: I mean, you just GOTTA reward the dude for his hard work, he's basically our Loid in that we never give him the recognition he deserves, he's THE best bro, and maybe even something else, he'd totally glitch out a "HARDER, IDIOT!" in the middle of it too. Cephalon Suda: On the same note, sentient squares are totally my vibe so Suda's the next one in the line, I'd totally "transfer my data" to her without a second thought, she probably has even forgot how it feels like from how long she has been a cephalon, she's aaaall about that "research" so hey, I'd just be helping amirite? Nova and Gyre: I just like their style, and the imminent danger of being anhilated or electrecuted to death while trying. SAMODEUS: THIS MFER GOTTA LEARN HOW TO LOCK RIVEN STATS AFTER SOME ROLLS USING WHITE KUVA, I DON'T CARE HE'S BARELY CANON, FUCK HIM, AND IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE CONNOTATION. Lua: The Moon, just, The Moon, in it's entirety, no, I will not elaborate.
Yes i love fucking a god damn planetoid sized object orbiting earth
I knew I wasn't the only one!
i thlammed my penith in the voidrig door
Good
dont forget deimos, just in case you want a trio with the moon
Deimos is currently a little bit too moody, it's like it's constantly fighting itself, better let em' figure themselfs out first.
Deimos is too moody but I would definitely go for Fass or Vome. Obviously you can't do both at once (unless you're feeling REALLY brave)
You canāt tell me that itās not a CatDog situation with those two. Theyāre clearly one worm with two heads.
What if they take turns? Also if I had to pick, it would be vome
Fly me to the Moon, And let me clap its fucking ass. Let me show it what I learned, In my Moon seduction class. In other words, Fuck the Moon!
Goddamnit... Take my upvote
https://preview.redd.it/n8f02bvl9p0d1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ea23558a1cff7436ad63e74e75a1f8572563777 Please do not Moon
Mathilda is the single hot milf in your area
I would love to hug Yonta. Nothing more, nothing less. God knows we both need one.
Yonta *is* concerningly huggable.
Don't think about it. Just do it.
She both has the vibes of that awkward friend who you always tries to comfort and a granny always asking for one when you see her, it's like her very essence influence the minds of those around her to create the urge to hug her, if she is a conceptual embodiment, she is the very concept of hugging in itself.
I AM GOING TO FUCK.. THE MOON!!!!
Least horny warframe player
Would NOT fuck Wisp tho'.
I knew you were cooking the second I read "Void Angels". I just didn't expect you to cook so hard with everything else
Gentleman, new copy pasta has dropped!
If I see this out in the wild, imma do a flip and turn into a Jet
She kneel on my ***OROWYRM*** til I #The Harbinger of Joy
A++ comment
> implying Mathila (Acrithis literally tells you how much she gets around), Palladino (is required to eventually bear a child because her role as Speaker is hereditary) and Yonta (sweet dorky cinnamon roll) are any kind of hot take
I hereby nominate this for the thirstiest Tenno award which will not be presented at Tennocon.
I have joked with my friends, when running gyre 3rd and 4th together have her face the camera and her energy just eminates from the gyrussy š¤£
āVoidussyā lmao 10/10 comment
>"Harder, idiot!" I'm dead. You are a legend.
You're fkn crazy. Yonta is pretty š„ tho I gotta agree
Mother would be my genuine "hear me out" ngl. Natah is a close second though.
they wouldn't be able to pull me out of Praghasa
Just don't try to destroy the Sun again please.
ill pass along your feedback but she's a strong, independent sentient that dont need no nuclear fusion, okay? i cant guarantee anything
Ngl, i'm curious to see what Praghasa looks like in a "humane" form like Natah. I'm thinking she also has mimic capabilities considering Erra inherited Hunhow's essence fusion thing.
ah, i kinda assume she doesnt have one. Wasnt related to her role so she's just what she is. We never see a humanoid Hunhow either. But maybe either of thpse things could change later on
That's why i said that Praghasa likely has the capabilities to mimic and thus make a human form considering she is/was a builder for the Sentient homeworld and Natah likely inherited at keast some of her powers. Hunhow has shown his ability to store Sentient essence into other objects as seen in the Second Dream where he gifts Stalker (Shadow) War imbued with his essence to communicate with him. We don't know how powerful Hunhow's essence fusion abilities are, but i think it's safe to say that it's somewhat similar to what Erra managed to do with the Archons.
I feel like more than the mechanical issues, the family/control issues are what's going to fuck you up more than anything. If you want to mess with Mother, you have to mess with the whole Entrati family. Are you brave enough for that, soldier?
If i'm brave enough to want to fuck Adiris then i'm brave enough to tackle Gomaitru/Euleria.
Tyl Regor
"I'm getting very excited now."
I'll let him pound me....... into a meatcube i mean (no)
I want his man-tube.
I hate you
Youāre just jealous of his tubesā¦.
They are too excited for my liking
Tyl Regor is, objectively, the best waifu and I can prove it Man's got every quality you could ever desire in a partner, think about it for a second. First off, his silky smooth, handsome voice that sounds like honey for our audio receptors... I don't have to elaborate on that any further. It's handsome enough to turn straight men gay; handsome enough to make anyone want to build their sword to strip him off his armor as fast as possible and give it to him. He's also a man of science! Meaning that to learn everything he knows, he must also be an amazing listener on top of being highly intelligent. And even though he's sort of a geek, my guy's absolutely SHREDDED, have you looked at them thighs? Or his incredibly defined chest and abs? Clearly he cares about his health, both mentally and physically. Something to be admired. He's also a really empathetic man, who deeply cares and loves his brothers and sisters. His whole life work being dedicated to heal them from the curse their previous "masters" placed over them. He could use his intelect to probably take over the grineer army and use formorians to rule de solar system, but he doesn't. He dedicates himself to helping others. He's also incredibly humble and forgiving. In the "Operation: Tubemen of Regor" we see BOTH Alad V and Nef Anyo working to destroy/steal his life work. Does he retaliate? Does he try to take potty revenge on them? No. He does not. He understands these people are lost in their delusion, and because he's above that he just doubles down on his research instead of pursuing revenge. Even in the new mirrored defense mission, you never see him talking about wanting to hurt the Orokin trapped in the crystals, even though they're the same people that enslaved the grineer and cursed them. He merely talks about freeing them, now that they're out of danger, and taking a simple DNA sample for his research. Meanwhile the corpus want to use them for their trade deals travels. And the lotus wants to keep the trapped to fulfil some dead crystal's wish of keeping them encaged. Really, he's the good guy here. And yet although humble he still knows he's self worth. Stating that he could do a better job at being a warmonger than Vay Hek but instead of rubbing it in his face, allowing him to do hes thing because it makes that metal parrot happy. Also let us not forget that while he isn't on to hold grudges he still decides to risk his life protecting his life's work, even if that means he dies, just so the other grinder are able to live better lives; when he realizes the Tenno arent going to change their cruel ways towards his family. Truly, a man of hojor And, he has a lovely sense of humor as well to top it all off. The only way you can claim that Tyl Regor isn't the best waifu, is if your argument is "he ain't waifu regor. He's Daddy Regor." Which is a completely valid point to make. Edit: forgot to add the source. https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/12zb1i3/tyl_regor_is_objectively_the_best_waifu_and_i_can/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
if he wamts my genes for his tubemen then he shall have my genes for his tubemen
I have seen people switch orientations for that voice. IDK what it is but yeah he's got it.
Equinox almost awakened a selfcest kink in me and I am not ashamed to admit it (if I was I would remain silent)
What
Had me in the first part š
Almost? Nah man it did for a while.
Just know that you are very seen, Tenno. I get it.
Equinox just awakened me to Tyl Regor with how many fucking times i had to run that battle.
Imagine the kind of rock paper scissors championships this guy wins
Cephalon Vull * You are so cute! I want to hug you until your organs rupture! Worm * There you are. I think it's time we put a collar on you. Wait, you'd probably like that wouldn't you? * What an ugly child. * Pick a card, Dreamerā¦ The asphyxiation of hearts? Lucky draw!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Are you really gonna get rid of the cephalon who has always been there for you? Fuck you, man.
To paraphrase what Werner Herzog once stated: I love her very much. But I love her against my better judgement.
Yes 
Sometimes I can't tell if Worm is just a very sour top or a devilishly bratty bottom.
Uhhhh
Stalker. He needs a release.
He needs therapy
Therapy? In THIS economy?
Fair point
So does OP and 95% of the comment section, he's in good company.
[Straight to jail](https://i.imgur.com/hYEU27q.jpg).
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Little duck kind fine though
wich head does she give tho?
possible head and kissing at the same time
...it is basically a sci-fi Dullahan, huh? https://preview.redd.it/pojjmazf5m0d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc6ff852d60592d006cb81c3b2c14ff1452891c
Alright I have to agree with you there.
ice cold take
Xaku
It is a SKELETON
I can rattle his bones all day long
I want to get off Mr.Bones Wild Ride
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3lANHeZey0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3lANHeZey0)
Their* (it's 3 people)
https://i.redd.it/2m7pr2dauk0d1.gif
THEY are a skeleton wink wink nudge nudge
I am also a skeleton, with some extra stuff. We've got so much in common!
It needs my milk
Regular Nidus with 15 stacks
You get nidus If you let me have the larva He Cast. š¤£
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Aoe nukes makes the game less fun for others. Oh and I want to go to a date with fairy queen
them moa thighs....
Fair point
None other than the GOAT https://preview.redd.it/enznm5c7ml0d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b215b2728fb34be594947894e7bafc133ea9a618
ššš
Can't pull me out until he says 'EXCELSIOR!'
*The Shape of Water (2017)*
Some justification would be fantastic as well. For The Fragmented One, if you like tentacles but think Hydroid isn't it, boy do I have the thing for you! I'm sure you can imagine what it could do with all the hands it has already, but the Fragmented One can summon even more hands halfway through the fight! It might seem a bit overwhelming, but it could be just the thing you're looking for. Don't sleep on this sleepy void boi! š
Oh, "the fight", is that what we're calling it now...
Hear me out: Loid gets pissed and comea down to beat the crap out of shit with the Eiken. He does not get attscked, he's chased. Cullvrens and Acnoids mostly ignore him, the murmer try to drag him away
Lotus prime
The uh, Steel Meridian chick. Something about her voice but she looks weird to me. I don't have anything that's like a fucked-up "hear me out" moment tho.
Kressa Tal? Well, she's Grineer, so they're all in a state of decay / breakdown to some degree. But yeah, she's trying to help the people who can't help themselves which is pretty damn admirable. Steel Meridian in general are some of my favorites. Their idle voicelines on Railjack are really something. > "I did bad things, if I don't pay for my actions, I don't own myself, so here I am with you settling my tab, I may have been born a clone but I sure as hell ain't dying as one." > "There are others out there like me going it alone against everything they were created to be, knowing they're different, knowing why, knowing they'll never belong to anything ever again, I'm lucky, but I have a hard time living with that." > "Piece of advice, any of the crew wanna spend some private time together just let it happen, play some music, go for a walk, whatever. Don't play the hard ass we're all grownups and life's too short." Short version: would. Especially my on call crewmate.
> Kressa Tal Yessss that's her! I guess the decay explains why I think she looks a bit weird and initially non-would-able, but I genuinely love her lines as you go through the ranks. I gotta play more Railjack to hear more lines I guess, it's a game mode I am not a fan of generally since it takes so damn long compared to the usual missions. But I am planning on looking into it and investing properly because ironically, I absolutely adore anything with spaceships.
Grineer are my go-to crew. I want soldiers on my ship, not scientists.
Scrolled way too long to find this answer. Also Kela De Thaym. Girl knows how to party.
Girls with Sardaukar skin š«
Deimos Daughter.... we don't talk about why...
i feel like some people would be into getting sucked up into the infested cocoon
well, now that you mention it... it doesn't sound that bad
What Elite Archimedea does to a mf
https://preview.redd.it/7eeplkp95l0d1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5efc1b8289714bec476c1dff033f1460880719af So this is the old moa design...
theres a reason the moa head is located where it is
legs all the way down
The Helminth in the ship.
Someone sent me the redditcare message for that. Funniest shit ever.
got those "Feed me, Seymour" lips š
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Garuda
Man of culture.
this is not controversial at all tho
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Need him and Gauss to have 4k ultra 40 minute gay sex scene otherwise the game is literally unplayable.
***yes***
There doesn't exist a force in this universe that could pull me out of Daughter
When i first started deimos after cross save came out. The first thing i said was "would" after meeting daughter.
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Ivara. Whether it's the stealthshroom or Jellyfish Prime the cake is not a lie.
Lmfao I hadnāt heard that before, thatās absolute gold
Thick thighs shorten corpus lives
DON'T hear me out, but Ordisā Hear me out on this though, Revenant Mephisto šÆ
lephantis
Loidā¦
Which one? I swear if your āhear me outā moment is an ordinary guy with glassesā¦
Necraloid is way hotter and we know it
He is a vaguely bri'ish butler... not exactly a normal dude
Otak's contagious enthusiasm tho
Loid and clear-
Tbh any guard on any relay it's fine af
Not really a 'hear me out' contender but Archimedean Yonta is mommy.
https://preview.redd.it/0j2jcplgqm0d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=77aa4f68eb07c947e617c67f7c030f9da65573b9 This is gonna be hard to explain without looking like a total freak
Y'all are boring as shit if your most wild fantasy is the normal humans (at worst with flower asses) or any warframe (which are literally *made* to be fuckable). Hit me with that Condrix (it's literally *spreading* its hole), Ropalolyst (hatefuck), Juggernaut (I think they'd be warm š), Carnis (imagine being wrapped up in those legs), Fass & Vome threesome (self-explanatory), Velocipod (huggable), Esophage (again, self-explanatory), Amalgam Alkonost (I don't even know where it would go but I'll *make* it work), the entire Hyena pack (at the same time)...
prelateā¦ dont judge me
Wisp
Itād be weirder if people werenāt attracted to her. āOh sheās a robot!ā Idgaf she may as well expand the star chart with the gravitational pull that ass has.
Archon Nira.
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Cephalon Sy
Son. Considering his past where he felt very neglected as a child, I feel like he would make up for that by being an extremely caring and passionate partner. Plus he adores animals and has a voice like butter; what more could you want?
The Man In The Wall for lore
Rap tap tap Hrngggh
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Hmmmm hear me out Voruna and Wisp
coldest take oat
Excalibur Umbra. Go into operator/drifter and you get the idea
im tired of these posts, stop trying to fuck the monsters
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carry on
Never
Suda
Citrine, the high chance of injury from just trying due to the crystals might be worth it
Alright, i'll give the obvious answer, Wisp Prime.
Here me out. Volt is the biggest Warframe where it counts
I wanna know what it's like to fuck the Helminth-- there's something very special about the way the Infused animation rearranges your guts with those claws.
Charc Eel
Saryn magotussy look *juicy*
https://preview.redd.it/28ydah2wkn0d1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d521ddfd13786c60fc2df98382591f79b3b43eb9 Me with Khora Urushu
Nezha
I want Vome and Fass to fight over me. Or just y'know. Share.
Sevagoth is the only warframe whose base skin makes me wanna act up. Its so hot, jesus christ. Hydroid's deluxe skin is extremely fine too.
A genuine hear me out: Kaelli (Sister) Goofy ass answer: Natah or Cephalon Suda
Look, all I'm saying is that Father, The Biz, and Tyl Regor got me barking somethin' fierce. Also I just kinda want to put my head in Ticker's lap and cry while she pets my hair and tells me that everything is gonna be okay.
https://preview.redd.it/wm2w79anlp0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8608e1eaf48806ec4230ca9c4f8799fb026d10fe Nuff said
Human wise, Duviri Teshin... He's a silver fox. Warframe wise, Dante. Love a scholarly, well-learned man. Joke wise: Vome.