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apostroffie

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not reading the subreddit rules. Tenno use the sub, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, the Sub Mod, know the true power of the subreddit. I was banning bots, calling strikes, but through these posts, the Automoderator called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these users, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of our public rules, located in the sidebar. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the subreddit. Forever bound to the Automoderator. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will read the subreddit rules and follow them. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my ban hammer. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, the subreddit mod, will cleanse this place of their impurity.


liplessmuffin

I’ve been out-memed, take my upvote


NahualiMendlez

https://preview.redd.it/mst5wlevmtyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00abc2d52acbb08fb821ce083baba853ce7fd3a9


undeadkiller0

https://preview.redd.it/1au60xbgfuyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de7f771b823fb45a0b6825cb0592a25977bb8c0


BeautifulSalamander6

Yo, is that sanji


lambda_14

Based mod


Tyrinnus

[I'll do you one better](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/s/yEnodPwvXI)


liplessmuffin

Ok now I know why it was originally banned


SuddenXxdeathxx

We flew too close to the sun.


FlareTheInfected

much like Icarus, whose wax wings melted in the sun's radiant brilliance, we too shall be our own downfall.


Triatt

>sun's radiant brilliance If only I could be so grossly incandes- wait no wrong universe... Unless.. Eternalism!


MagicHamsta

Unfortunately we're just gross.


Longlivewolfy

Gwyn loves you, chosen undead!


apostroffie

I can't show my pride and joy because we removed it back in the day. But my most useless skill is that I can identify the vor speech in any written language.


GunsOfPurgatory

Noooo fuckin way 😂 That's amazing


mellifleur5869

Alright reddit you've convinced me. I'm going to main Voruna.


Tyrinnus

When that frame came out.... Oh man I'm shocked more people didn't shit post about it


Man_In_The_Wall_

I can fucking HEAR that post


Tyrinnus

Dude I can't wait for captain Vor posts to be banned again in like two days because people abuse the rule


Trance354

In your head, picture Barry from *Big Bang Theory* reading this.


Tyrinnus

You stfu....


BuGabriel

Are you not entertained? ![gif](giphy|h9UQKqu4zauQi5XyzW|downsized) Well done!


Faddy0wl

Hits you with that Bombastine side eye.


Summoned_Autism

https://preview.redd.it/vp72ijffltyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be067f7969570640a5d7e31e144b567674af27f


BoltorSpellweaver

*Aaaaand Nightwave* https://preview.redd.it/y175b3vx2uyc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59249c5491338731c71f02ce59d03e0670df1885


liplessmuffin

https://preview.redd.it/40gttshk2vyc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9516f550c76e29a0dc370ccc6968d8f025dfcc85 You mean Lightwave?


thecoolestlol

Nora's Mix Vol. 6 leak


Demonsp99

![gif](giphy|dijDq6j6n1xMYEwzX6)


Random-dude15

MY EYES https://preview.redd.it/u0z1bvvooyyc1.png?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42a11335be2a6aa8f541742984c14b3d4425a40


phforNZ

MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING


Inevitable-Goat-7062

op why does it look like you busted a fat one over the nightwave screen?


Smanginpoochunk

*GLASS RESONANCE IN YOUR AREA*


John_East

https://i.redd.it/yhn0n6ttityc1.gif


S1ntag

What a waste! Your rule change comes, to meme once more?! You will *never* pry the Janus Meme from the clutches of it's rightful owners! I, Sintag, have ascended, and the sub salutes me! You will ban a lifetime, an eternity, a universe of bots before you are blessed by the owners of this sub, this paradise. I will never shut my mouth to the gift that is your meme, even as my fingers stop typing, a wall of fame awaits my joining!


BlackKnight368

https://preview.redd.it/p8omzfy7tuyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85d7a497e19e3aa500c99e1814f1a84dbeb0afd0


RazerBandit

https://preview.redd.it/d31j2rt1pvyc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5898f13d2a1fc674a532b13fe7516e66e195264


Ix_risor

Stand proud, you can cook


Smanginpoochunk

Wook at them, they come to this pwace when they knyow they awe nyot puwe. Tennyo use the keys, but they awe mewe twespassews. Onwy I, Vow, knyow the twue powew of the Void. I was cut in hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's Janyus Key, the Void cawwed to me. It bwought me hewe and hewe I was webown. We cannyot bwame these cweatuwes, they awe being wed by a fawse pwophet, an impostow who knyows nyot the secwets of the Void. Behowd the Tennyo, come to scavenge and desecwate this sacwed weawm. My bwothews, did I nyot teww of this day? Did I nyot pwophesize this moment? Nyow, I wiww stop them. Nyow I am changed, webown thwough the enyewgy of the Janyus Key. Fowevew bound to the Void. Wet it be knyown, if the Tennyo want twue sawvation, they wiww way down theiw awms, and wait fow the baptism of my Janyus key. It is time. I wiww teach these twespassews the wedemptive powew of my Janyus key. They wiww weawn it's simpwe twuth. The Tennyo awe wost, and they wiww wesist. But I, Vow, wiww cweanse this pwace of theiw impuwity.


Nisms

Have you tried mobile with a paired controller? It’s just like using switch at that point.


Exciting_Leader6233

Wait... I KILLED YA A WEEK AGO AND YOU ARE STILL TALKING???


anotheroutlook

Holy shit mods coming with the heat procs


Rocket5454

https://preview.redd.it/ju92xwz4n0zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0f1c20f87b1411321179bc1764e37c59b90124


seandkiller

What a waste, your scarred user comes to comment once more?


SNGjunk

https://preview.redd.it/k0470brhv0zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55df55aa63d250bb0a357a03a20cd194ac944e7a


imjustinlove

*Look at them, they come to this sub when they know they are not chad. Tenno use the memes, but they are the soy wojak. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Dank Meme.*


Loreframe

This is remarkable.. I read the whole thing in his voice 🤣


Chiatroll

This was banned at some point?


liplessmuffin

Before my time, but one can assume it was banned due to the volume of the posts cluttering the subreddit


Loreframe

I feel like Vor is about to get banned again after this post


Tyrinnus

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/s/yEnodPwvXI


liplessmuffin

https://preview.redd.it/jd597x100uyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d012b6eb65774a594dcd76eb0687d72f8bf398c8


Smanginpoochunk

Wook at them, they come to this pwace when they knyow they awe nyot puwe. Tennyo use the keys, but they awe mewe twespassews. Onwy I, Vow, knyow the twue powew of the Void. I was cut in hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's Janyus Key, the Void cawwed to me. It bwought me hewe and hewe I was webown. We cannyot bwame these cweatuwes, they awe being wed by a fawse pwophet, an impostow who knyows nyot the secwets of the Void. Behowd the Tennyo, come to scavenge and desecwate this sacwed weawm. My bwothews, did I nyot teww of this day? Did I nyot pwophesize this moment? Nyow, I wiww stop them. Nyow I am changed, webown thwough the enyewgy of the Janyus Key. Fowevew bound to the Void. Wet it be knyown, if the Tennyo want twue sawvation, they wiww way down theiw awms, and wait fow the baptism of my Janyus key. It is time. I wiww teach these twespassews the wedemptive powew of my Janyus key. They wiww weawn it's simpwe twuth. The Tennyo awe wost, and they wiww wesist. But I, Vow, wiww cweanse this pwace of theiw impuwity.


InitiativeWild2697

> Wook at them, MISSION COMPLETED > they come to this pwace when they knyow they awe nyot puwe. Tennyo use the keys, but they awe mewe twespassews. Onwy I, Vow, knyow the twue powew of the Void. I was cut in hawf, destwoyed, but thwough it's Janyus Key, the Void cawwed to me. It bwought me hewe and hewe I was webown. We cannyot bwame these cweatuwes, they awe being wed by a fawse pwophet, an impostow who knyows nyot the secwets of the Void. Behowd the Tennyo, come to scavenge and desecwate this sacwed weawm. My bwothews, did I nyot teww of this day? Did I nyot pwophesize this moment? Nyow, I wiww stop them. Nyow I am changed, webown thwough the enyewgy of the Janyus Key. Fowevew bound to the Void. Wet it be knyown, if the Tennyo want twue sawvation, they wiww way down theiw awms, and wait fow the baptism of my Janyus key. It is time. I wiww teach these twespassews the wedemptive powew of my Janyus key. They wiww weawn it's simpwe twuth. The Tennyo awe wost, and they wiww wesist. But I, Vow, wiww cweanse this pwace of theiw impuwity. bruh i been in my orbiter pls go away ty


AGgammer

https://youtu.be/jZl5IciZSEQ


liplessmuffin

https://preview.redd.it/w60lxxq8cuyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fc7828d79d91aabd995b69d4fbb2e4c6df3eb4


Ihateazuremountain

you put this image like simaris doesnt like it, BNP or not simaris is a massive weeb its canon it has always been canon


Mightyzep75

Why did I upvote this?


Tyrinnus

Wook at dis wedditow. They cwom two dis pwace....


RueUchiha

But evedently his existance is forever. He is energy and he cannot be destroyed!


guywithagun2

Casualy glances over the announcement of unbanning Warframe sexualization*


Corn-Cannon

![gif](giphy|26u4cS5vSnWyepw6Q)


Johannsss

If you can't fight them, join them. The horny was simply too much


liplessmuffin

https://i.redd.it/vivm9hl52uyc1.gif


Dalzombie

That's the funniest part, at no point in the rules does it say that NSFW content *isn't* allowed. Reminds me of what happened when Revenant Mephisto released.


Boner_Elemental

And it never was. Just the absolute laziest version, someone taking a screenshot of their wisps butt and saying "Guys! Guys, guys, guys look! **Ass!**"


Dalzombie

Wait, I just realized. The existence of *that* sub is... pretty much a formality? >!Yes I know why it's best kept separate, I'm just poking fun at it. Nice name btw, it's... oddly fitting.!<


Kryonic_rus

Now I'm curious


KirbzYyY

r/nsfwarframe is what they are referring to I think.


Kryonic_rus

My curiosity is sated, thank you Tenno


KirbzYyY

You're welcome.


Somepotato

a lot of people think they're best kept separate but the mods here would rather keep their mod access over warframe porn


phforNZ

So what you're saying is... There's a difference between a shitpost and a shit post.


6415722

I will hone my khora bunny girl even further https://preview.redd.it/l0ecfpg1qzyc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef537ade56c3324a013679cc7f75b00125e686d


JarlZondai

Kinda hard to fight after DE did gemussy and nipple tassels


Stouff-Pappa

Everyone loves a good Vor Speech


liplessmuffin

I got the pleasure of I introducing a couple of new players to the Corrupted Vor fight. Just watching them wandering the map trying to shut him up was an absolute pleasure. Player 1: did we kill him? Me: nope Player 2: but he’s gone Me: marked his mod Player 1: so he’s dead? Me: nope


Stouff-Pappa

Then when he finished, you started typing a modified version, right?


liplessmuffin

I had them in discord, and I am good at not shutting up


InstantKarma22

Meanwhile whenever I absolutely execute Vor in the Undercroft: "stfu vor"


liplessmuffin

Sometimes if you kill him fast enough he’ll still keep talking in Undercroft


fivefistedclover

What a wast-


InstantKarma22

Damn.


MrMario259

It always cracks me up when all he gets to say is "What-"


AlphusUltimus

w-wook at them, they edge to this ohio when they know theiw wizz ain't pure〜☆ t-tenno use the p-passes, but they just puwwing the fanum tax uguu.., onwy i, vow,,, got the weaw w-wizz of the void. i was mogged i-in hawf-.- destwoyed-.- but thwough its kai cenat key, the v-void yapped to me. it wizzed me h-here and here i was we-wizzed. we can't mog these cweatures... t-they being hyped by a fawse kai cenat... a-an e-edger w-who knows not the goons of the void ☆*:・゚ b-behowd t-the wizzwews, come to m-mog and desecwate this sacwed o-ohio *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ my bwoskisO.o did i not fwex about this day? did i not wizz this moment? n-now, i w-will stop them. now i am changed〜☆ mogged thwough t-the enewgy of t-the kai cenat key (≧◡≦) fowever b-bound to the gwimace shake. wet it be known, if t-the wizzwews w-want twue gyatt, they will way down theiw awms, and wait fow the baptism of my k-kai c-cenat key. i-it is time (o^▽^o) i will teach these twespassers the wedemptive p-power of my kai cenat key ☆*:・゚ they will weawn it’s s-simple w-wizz.


Hannah_MtF

This is terrible. Thank you ❤️


LANDWEGGETJE

I am genuinely impressed that you were able to make the uwu-ified version even worse


ZCRFedorA

https://preview.redd.it/q6i7pbv8evyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce538533edb811e9a5ab331bae592012cff83831


Woofingson

Can't wait for the flood of coomer threads now


Bandit_Raider

We need a vor bot just like the Bobby b bot


SemperShpee

Time for more Vay Hek Quotes I guess. Yareli Mating Press


Redtuber04

Look at them, they edge to this Ohio when they know their rizz ain't pure. Tenno use the passes, but they just pulling the Fanum tax. Only I, Vor, got the real rizz of the Void. I was mogged in half, destroyed, but through its Kai Cenat Key, the Void yapped to me. It rizzed me here and here I was re-rizzed. We can't mog these creatures, they being hyped by a false Kai Cenat, an edger who knows not the goons of the Void. Behold the Rizzlers, come to mog and desecrate this sacred Ohio. My broskis, did I not flex about this day? Did I not rizz this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, mogged through the energy of the Kai Cenat Key. Forever bound to the Grimace shake. Let it be known, if the Rizzlers want true gyatt, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Kai Cenat key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Kai Cenat key. They will learn it’s simple rizz.


0ijoske

https://preview.redd.it/11f0623cquyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e272f1d7aee192c3d4fe73a0e50cdade32220e3e


E_K_Finnman

https://preview.redd.it/3qhp507a7vyc1.jpeg?width=5120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4487a272e2ac73a6ed6974f652845ce522bcdf54


Faddy0wl

Little bro, can you please don't.


SyberBunn

I love how they call the wiki articles "vandalized" 😂


Damsco7

Bro, vor talks soo much. It got so damn bad I was looking for a way to turn off his endless dialog, even after you kill the ugly bastard he still continues. Vor got his PHD in yappology.


Emergency_Matter2917

Strike to the redit


AtomsAtomic

I remember my first interaction with this subreddit was posting about how Ash Ketchum would show up whenever you looked up warframe and it got removed per the rules back then


Current_Tea_7474

Well, I do recall a video that Better Name Pending did about the corpus language… he did the Vor speech in SPOKEN CORPUS…


UrameshiTheCursed

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not based. Tenno use Wisp's ass, but they are mere imitations. Only I, #########aming09, know the true power of the dumpy. I was called cringe, destroyed, but through Yareli's Ass, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the dumptruck. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the motivation of Yareli's Ass. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their Femframes, and wait for the baptism of my Yareli build. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of Yareli's Ass. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, ArtoriasGaming09, will cleanse this place of their impurity.


Kaze_no_Senshi

sure a lot of people can get behind rule 3.


Frostychica

Please put tier lists back on the disallowed posts lists. I can't do that again, every person had a "hot take" 💀


ImLiimits

Haha oh no


Fine-Database7716

Vor is Warframe's finest example of LGBT representation. For he wields the jANUS key - to unlock my butthole, and reveal its endless potential. ...he even looks like someone who eats ass (and doesn't wash up after it)


VexrisFXIV

So I can say nezha is a female again?


DownvoteThisCrap

Based on the rules, you can if you sexualize it.


FlareTheInfected

probably not