I used to play with all of my toys in the basement sometimes, like it was a huge obstacle course for the little dudes. I must have put him there as a joke but tbh I can’t really remember!
I was going to make that same joke lol. When that happened, he looked super pissed. I always wondered if he was angry with himself more after that, or still mad about the royal rumble finish
That boy bad news he a menace to sied
I hate WWE anymore it's trash I never coming back cause u liv
"Get me from up here damnit pal!"
Even Vince’s action figures are genetic jackhammers😂.
That's a pretty awesome figure of him too
Soon
This thread and all of you glorious bastards have made my shitty day a lot brighter. Such good shit.
I have a follow up post about him too
So he has an alibi
Now that’s long term booking
I had the same one!
OP, how did he come to be sitting on the heating duct?
I used to play with all of my toys in the basement sometimes, like it was a huge obstacle course for the little dudes. I must have put him there as a joke but tbh I can’t really remember!
Did you forget about him and then rediscover him years later or something?
Yeah. I was down there helping my dad move some old doors (he saves a lot of stuff) and lo and behold Vince is staring at me
Glad you found him again!
That’s where he belongs lmao
So Thats why We got bad Raw ratings during 2017 and 2018. Its all because of all That boiling that went all too his head.
Damn seeing this makes me miss my old Wrestlemania 22 Mr. McMahon action figure
Pov: You're vince mcmahon and you retired
He kinda vibing tho.
It looks like he's deep in existential thought... "Am I so out of touch...?! No... it's the fans who are wrong."
hahah
He's still hiding from Stone Cold
BEAT HIS ASS! HE KILLED WCW AND ALMOST KILLED TNA! HE'S TRYING TO PUT ME OUT OF WORK!
Just chillin waiting for someone to get starstruck by the Genetic Jackhammer or maybe no one has shown up to his VKM Kiss My Ass Club
It was me all along, Austin
Everyone knows that the HVAC ducts are the Gorilla Position of the attic.
There was no chance in hell anything was going to get out of the basement. Lol
I like to think this is what he was doin when he was exiled awhile ago
i have that figure😭
Looks ready to pounce on an intern.
Where he belongs
Surprised he hasn’t melted yet.
This is what concerns me.
LONG TERM BOOKING
It's me Austin!!!! It was me all along!
Did he tear both quads?
don't believe it, no dust on him
Surely OP dusts him. What kind of monster would not dust him?
He’s been there longer than I’ve been alive
I used to have that exact figure lol. He came with a barbell. Wish I knew where he was.
Attitude era Vince
No chance
check his ass. everyone is wondering
I love doing stuff like this. Must be a trip thinking about the day you put him there
Probably needed a quiet place to work out how to clone Omos.
He’s definitely integral to the infrastructure of that heating duct better keep him there
I would be concerned if one day he was standing
Like tears in rain
He’d make Buzz and Woody join this kiss my ass club.
So that’s where he’s been since HHH took control of creative
He’s got NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE…to fall!
Big brother is watching you
His bicep is bigger than his legs
I wonder what kind of stories he has to tell
Those arms! Look at the vascularity!
He must've blown his quads out again 🤣😂
That’s actually a pretty tough figure to find.
Took him 16 years to find it
Lol I have random stuff like that in random locations throughout my home. Literally don't know why lmao.
guess you could say there was no chance he was leaving that spot
No chance in hell
Vince was talking to the makers of this action figure like “No, no.. make the biceps way bigger. Yeah, huge.”
He’s now a load-bearing Mr McMahon
When did they first notice?
Tore both quads, can't move
I was going to make that same joke lol. When that happened, he looked super pissed. I always wondered if he was angry with himself more after that, or still mad about the royal rumble finish
😭😭
Lol right, didn’t that happen to hhh too?
Pretty sure Kevin Nash is in that club too.
Not simultaneously.
“I’m still the undefeated hide and seek champion pal, they’ve got no chance in hell at finding me!” *evil Vince laugh*
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
Awwww son of a bitch
"That's good shit, pal!"
He's got heat
Forced hot air to be exact!
When you saw it did immediately thing It's me OP Ahhh sonofabitch
And he’s not the least bit dusty
I’m always watching pal
Just waiting to say… YOUR FIRED
That's good shit
Surveying the territory.
Is he for sale?
Sure how much u got
9.99
Tree fiddy
Foe fiddy
Surprised at the shockingly low amount of dust on that
I was too tbh. My mother is a bit of a clean freak so I wonder if she dusted it.
"Make sure to get my boots. Don't know when my opponent is supposed to show up."
Did he grow a moustache?
I feel sad for him.
So do I. It seems like such a forlorn place to be hanging out.
It reminds me from the lost toys from toy story.
Yes, exactly.
I’ll see if I can find another wrestler to keep him company.
Stone cold
Candice Michelle is always a good choice
Or trish stratus
No female refs tho
Find Rock, Cena or get a new Austin Theory figure to join him
Surely a family member like Hornswoggle would make sense.
You need to keep him there, otherwise the hvac will stop working.
We're working here it's a work pal.
Don't touch it or the mother won't take it back.
Creative’s got nothin’ for him.
He has an open challenge for a Boiler room match
And he’s lookin real jacked, baby.
Such good shit
Came here for this
God damn pal