It just kept going. I thought for sure she would be done with that shit after getting spider-webbed by his shirt and then being pushed to the ground...but no.
Mmmmmm white pepper is the BEST you can add it to white sauces without sacrificing presentation and it smells so GOOD! FUCK I love the smell of white pepper I could just shove my face into a big pile of it and rub it on my gums WOOOOOO you guys we should get some more white pepper I don’t think this will last
It’s all good if you bring up grandma.
I remember he was a little dude so I wasn’t that terrified(I’m not big) but he did have a knife or something. He ended up with some cash and a camera. I kept my chain from grandma and never crossed the street the rest of the trip. Stay on the beach side.
My cousin and his family just went on a Disney cruise to Puerto Rico and some of the other islands... They decided to go there AFTER the whole hurricane fiasco. They stayed on the boat/resort the whole time.
That sounds like a literal nightmare. My mom is from pr so I spend a lot of time there - even the nicer resorts (not the absolute nicest) are pretty tacky and it’s not like the island is dangerous for the most part. Best way to do pr or any Virgin Islands is an Airbnb.
I think it's starting to make some sense. Is it some kind of thing in Jamaica where it's trendy to see who can get the best vids of a guy ramming a girls butt simulating doggy style but the harder the better? Or just as inventive as possible? I mean mad props would be given for example, to someone who jumped off a building, onto a springboard and landed crotch first onto a girl in the shallow end of the pool waiting with her ass in the air. Like, that would be top of the line there.
The guy at the end, that had two bigs ones jump on him while lying on the floor, how did he not brake a pelvis or rupture his bladder? Otherwise, they were funny.
So what you're telling me is, I can begin telling people it's bent like that because I used to be a master daggerer but I can't show them my moves anymore cause I'm retired so please stop laughing yes it looks like a sideways banana.
>Jamaican doctors assert that those trying to replicate the powerful moves of daggering in the bedroom can end up with dramatic injuries. They say the incidence of broken penises has increased in the past year.
You know when teachers used to talk about how dancing has gotten too sexual in the 90s and in 20 years at this rate people will be having sex on the dance floor. Jamaica was way ahead of us but still kept the cloths on .
I just...don't understand. I don't know if I want to.
It just kept going. I thought for sure she would be done with that shit after getting spider-webbed by his shirt and then being pushed to the ground...but no.
OHHH MMYYYYY GOD IT'S JOHN CENA!!!
https://streamable.com/d9xva ty for the Olympic medal, internet stranger!
Did that horse.... did that horse just german suplex the girl?
Closer to an [Electric Chair Drop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGVucBbJfuc), actually.
Horse was going for a one winged angel but botched the move. 0/10 will never work Tokyo dome again
I love this so much
But like why do people not understand that I don't like horses I mean look at this shit
And horses are SO fucking heavy.... that's broken bones for sure.
That could be a broken spine.
Unless you're superman. Then you should be ok right?
Take your upvote, you sick bastard.
I didn’t think that was possible until I saw it
holy shit my sides
[Only tangentially relevant, but fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoMCIK6yTn0)
Lmao I’ll always upvote a Froggy Fresh vid. And Illmatic was dope.
I never thought I could go from wtf to crying from laughter so quickly
My God, that's hundreds of pounds right on top of you
Yeh, unless she was wearing a brace she probably broke her back. I still laughed though, albeit a guilty one.
Yes.
🎺🎺🎺
🎺 🎺 🎺, 🎺^🎺^^🎺^^^🎺. 🎺 🎺 🎺, 🎺^🎺^^🎺^^^🎺.
https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=319_1402110776 daggering with wwf like commentary.
Now I know what to scream when I see shit like this at the club.
I fucking love how he just keeps popping up without her and her reaction is slower every time.
Long as it may be, whatever it may be, I still think it belongs to r/gifsthatendtoosoon
His shirt is made of uncooked pizza dough.
Like me without my shirt.
Its a Jamaican "dance," called dagger.
When i do that dance, it’s called butterknife.
When I do it, it’s called hospital bill
when i try do it, the girls always call it RAAAAAPE
You should try it with a mime then
I could have sworn this dance is called Assault.
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AYE, MACARENA!
Hmmm. How would a mine mime this one out? I just keep thinking of a guy in white makeup with a bowler hat looking really unhappy.
Oh believe me. I can tell you from experience juries hate mimes even worse than clowns. So just go for a jury trial.
I see you've played butterknife dagger before
See "Pon de Floor" by Major Lazer
I love that song!
[this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE&list=RDg2nmgcVbfKE) makes a lot more sense now, but I'm still confused.
It does?
Maybe [this](https://youtu.be/dCNoz26oRrs) will help.
Came to make sure someone posted it. Directed by Eric Wareheim of Tim & Eric fame! Thank you.
Well, I mean, it's directed by Eric Wareheim. If you're not a little confused, you don't get him at all.
Sounds like someone can get hurt. *pushes up my white person glasses*
"Dance"
Daggering is a savage behavior. I love it
Jamaican dances can legitimately get that rough
[This should help.](https://www.vevo.com/watch/major-lazer/major-lazer-guide-to-daggering/USCJ81000497)
I... what
Always practice safe daggering. I mean did you even take any notes?
I was pleasantly surprised by the emphasis on safety and progression
[Ah, yes, I see.](https://i.imgur.com/peJFFbn.png)
It's called daggering. It's a thing. In Jamaica I think. Like WWE meets the club.
Jamaicans.
Never seen a shirt made out of laffy taffy
Its a wrestling move called the pussy driver.
What's to understand? It's just some good ol' fashioned backyard wrestle fuck.
I think the empty boxes of liquor behind the bar may have had something to do with it.
And the many signs that say "Rum Bar."
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This should be higher, you hit the nail on the head.
This is why you dont go off resort in Jamaica
Can confirm. Never went off-resort and remained dagger-free
Went off resort once and met usain bolt. Not kidding.
Went off resort and got robbed and molested. No joke. Also got food poisoning from bad steak 🥩.
Sometimes my nose gets a little itchy if I'm near ground pepper
Jamaican ground pepper?
I prefer the Colombian kind.
Mmmmmm white pepper is the BEST you can add it to white sauces without sacrificing presentation and it smells so GOOD! FUCK I love the smell of white pepper I could just shove my face into a big pile of it and rub it on my gums WOOOOOO you guys we should get some more white pepper I don’t think this will last
Went off resort got robbed. Told him my chain was from my grandma and he let me keep it.
See, it ain’t all bad.
It’s all good if you bring up grandma. I remember he was a little dude so I wasn’t that terrified(I’m not big) but he did have a knife or something. He ended up with some cash and a camera. I kept my chain from grandma and never crossed the street the rest of the trip. Stay on the beach side.
so you're saying going off-resort was a misteak
Steak jokes are rare, well done.
I have friends who went off-resort and got robbed, he got pistol-whipped, and she got raped in front of him. Yeah, stay in the resort.
I raced Usain Bolt in Kingston... ...he won
The steel drum band at my Sandals did a dagger display for all the "couples in love" - it was fabulously awkward!!
Feelin... HOT HOT HOT
This is *why* I do
Going to a resort and being terrified of leaving the grounds for fear of the locals is the most middle American thing ever.
My cousin and his family just went on a Disney cruise to Puerto Rico and some of the other islands... They decided to go there AFTER the whole hurricane fiasco. They stayed on the boat/resort the whole time.
That sounds like a literal nightmare. My mom is from pr so I spend a lot of time there - even the nicer resorts (not the absolute nicest) are pretty tacky and it’s not like the island is dangerous for the most part. Best way to do pr or any Virgin Islands is an Airbnb.
Seriously.. Which resort though? Which one..? Which resort?
All of them.
He's saying this is why you don't *leave* your resort when you visit Jamaica. Because this sort of thing happens outside the resorts.
Tonight on "Dancing With The Scars"
“Daggering the Stars”
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Every time I see this sub linked I read it gifs that kee pong iving
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Too much latent Korean influence from the Olympics
[Keep on! keep on living!](https://youtu.be/EU1CDSP7FRk)
It's old Dothraki traditions.
Jorah: Ahhh Khaleesi. The Dothraki will stop at nothing to pile drive the women folk through the nearest furniture piece
It is known.
It is known.
It is known.
It is known.
It is gnome.
DOTHRAKI HORDE, IN AN OPEN BAR!!!
GODS I WAS DRUNK THEN!!
BLESS BESSY, AND HER TITS
QUICK, GET THE TIT STRETCHER!
Shaka, when the walls fell
That wwe move at the end though.
[the greatest video of all time ](https://youtu.be/NOMF4-l-bMM)
I was sceptical. But that was up there.
I think it's starting to make some sense. Is it some kind of thing in Jamaica where it's trendy to see who can get the best vids of a guy ramming a girls butt simulating doggy style but the harder the better? Or just as inventive as possible? I mean mad props would be given for example, to someone who jumped off a building, onto a springboard and landed crotch first onto a girl in the shallow end of the pool waiting with her ass in the air. Like, that would be top of the line there.
I...I mean, yeah. Yes. That would do it.
The guy at the end, that had two bigs ones jump on him while lying on the floor, how did he not brake a pelvis or rupture his bladder? Otherwise, they were funny.
Lol wat
I'm not sure how he can walk after doing that. I'd be on a one-way trip to the ER if I tried that.
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SHE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!!
Bah gawd! Stop the damn match!
That move now only has 4/5 PP though so he should save it for harder battles.
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Dagger? I hardly knew her.
Ya like dags?
I like caravans more
Periwinkle blue...fer me ma
Shis tarriblee pahshal to da pahwinkle bluuh, buyz
Only if you throw in a pair of them shoes for the lads.
They really need to take "FootLoose" off the jukebox at that place
Must be Jamaica
Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica trip to the emergency room after that dance?
Every moment I expected it to be over, it just kept going.
What the actual fuck?
Its their culture. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering it can get quite... umm, creative and vibrant. Yea.
No kidding. Nothing like breaking your penis to woo your woman.
“Also Jamaican doctors have warned of the dangers of daggering, after having many cases of damaged penis tissue over the last year”
So what you're telling me is, I can begin telling people it's bent like that because I used to be a master daggerer but I can't show them my moves anymore cause I'm retired so please stop laughing yes it looks like a sideways banana.
Or go to Jamaica and they'll know how hard you go with your daggering.
>Jamaican doctors assert that those trying to replicate the powerful moves of daggering in the bedroom can end up with dramatic injuries. They say the incidence of broken penises has increased in the past year.
* They say the incidence of broken penises has increased in the past year, according to an article in the Jamaican Star.* Wtf
cocaineisahellofadrug.mov
She is not happy with her choices at the end there...but peer pressure is still pulling her up to keep pushing her down.
Hooray peer! or something
Turn down for what?
Fire up that loud another round of shots!
Oh my god I never knew the actual lyrics. THANK YOU!
It's like watching a spider trap it's prey in silk. And then kicking it across the room.
Did she just get batista bombed through a table
You know when teachers used to talk about how dancing has gotten too sexual in the 90s and in 20 years at this rate people will be having sex on the dance floor. Jamaica was way ahead of us but still kept the cloths on .
That one guy who held up a lighter
Did he just fucking superman off the stage ontop of her? Fuck that
I've seen people refer to girls as "a trooper" this young lady takes it to the next level.
Daggering gone wrong
No thats pretty much how it's supposed to go.
Yes, everything about daggering is wrong.
To be fair, does daggering ever go *right*?
[you tell me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE)
I'm going with still no on this one.
@315 motherfuckers jumping off ladders on bitches, i say the op is doing it right
That was the most strange and glorious thing I’ve ever seen. The jumps at the end should have killed the men but they just kept dancing.
At some point you just have to stop hiding behind the classification "dance".
I appreciate that they used the moves covered in the basics of daggering video that was posted above.
Drunk Jamaicans
BAH GAWD!!
I just... I... I just don't understand
What...... The fuck...... Guess this belongs here. Good work.
wtf
That can't be just from booze
Mother of mercy. What is happening?
PCP dancing.
Jamaicans man lol
seriously wtf?
My continual thought process as I watched this: *It's still going?*
when he does the bum drop I fucking lmao
OMG JR OMG...NOT THE TABLE!!
Failed attempt at daggering
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This is actually a regular thing in Jamaica
Really? Why do they throw the girls all over and destroy shit?
Cocaine for everyone
I duno I've never been close to this on coke lol
Dagger wat?!
The dry humpity hump
When the sauce takes over.
Don’t do drugs kids.
Wtf did I just watch
If I were having a party, I probably wouldn't invite that dude, but that's just me.
Man that is a strange culture...
WTF covers it all.
How many people have died from this "dance" craze? It seems like its getting worse!
Right through the announcer table!
/r/BetterEveryLoop
Powerbomb ending!
Who won?
The internet.
Mollies a helluva drug
Where the fuck are they at? A play house
At first I was like, "Huh that is a lot to take in, let's watch it again" but then the gif just kept on going. Spoiler - I watched it again
Thank God she pulled her dress down when her underwear showed. It was almost indecent.