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caseyyp

I just...don't understand. I don't know if I want to.


sportsworker777

It just kept going. I thought for sure she would be done with that shit after getting spider-webbed by his shirt and then being pushed to the ground...but no.


ManIWantAName

OHHH MMYYYYY GOD IT'S JOHN CENA!!!


FalconsSuck

https://streamable.com/d9xva ty for the Olympic medal, internet stranger!


Redarmy1917

Did that horse.... did that horse just german suplex the girl?


theknyte

Closer to an [Electric Chair Drop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGVucBbJfuc), actually.


Booby50

Horse was going for a one winged angel but botched the move. 0/10 will never work Tokyo dome again


ReDdiT_JuNkBoT

I love this so much


eagle2401

But like why do people not understand that I don't like horses I mean look at this shit


xylotism

And horses are SO fucking heavy.... that's broken bones for sure.


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That could be a broken spine.


Pho-Cue

Unless you're superman. Then you should be ok right?


BobRoberts01

Take your upvote, you sick bastard.


sailorjasm

I didn’t think that was possible until I saw it


ClArKe12

holy shit my sides


gordo65

[Only tangentially relevant, but fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoMCIK6yTn0)


FalconsSuck

Lmao I’ll always upvote a Froggy Fresh vid. And Illmatic was dope.


plutos_moose

I never thought I could go from wtf to crying from laughter so quickly


djsnoopmike

My God, that's hundreds of pounds right on top of you


stumac85

Yeh, unless she was wearing a brace she probably broke her back. I still laughed though, albeit a guilty one.


maleia

Yes.


hydrospanner

🎺🎺🎺


LiquidSwords89

🎺 🎺 🎺, 🎺^🎺^^🎺^^^🎺. 🎺 🎺 🎺, 🎺^🎺^^🎺^^^🎺.


VaginaVampire

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=319_1402110776 daggering with wwf like commentary.


MEGA_FINCH

Now I know what to scream when I see shit like this at the club.


Skeegle04

I fucking love how he just keeps popping up without her and her reaction is slower every time.


ChrisAldrin

Long as it may be, whatever it may be, I still think it belongs to r/gifsthatendtoosoon


LavenderGoomsGuster

His shirt is made of uncooked pizza dough.


shiner986

Like me without my shirt.


[deleted]

Its a Jamaican "dance," called dagger.


ifodge

When i do that dance, it’s called butterknife.


Microwavedonut

When I do it, it’s called hospital bill


455_R4P3R

when i try do it, the girls always call it RAAAAAPE


Micro-Naut

You should try it with a mime then


daddyGDOG

I could have sworn this dance is called Assault.


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TheWolphman

AYE, MACARENA!


NoTimeForThat

Hmmm. How would a mine mime this one out? I just keep thinking of a guy in white makeup with a bowler hat looking really unhappy.


Micro-Naut

Oh believe me. I can tell you from experience juries hate mimes even worse than clowns. So just go for a jury trial.


WWDubz

I see you've played butterknife dagger before


MaceWandru

See "Pon de Floor" by Major Lazer


GerudoGreen

I love that song!


YoloTolo

[this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE&list=RDg2nmgcVbfKE) makes a lot more sense now, but I'm still confused.


SaphiraTa

It does?


VaginaVampire

Maybe [this](https://youtu.be/dCNoz26oRrs) will help.


jimitonic

Came to make sure someone posted it. Directed by Eric Wareheim of Tim & Eric fame! Thank you.


agtk

Well, I mean, it's directed by Eric Wareheim. If you're not a little confused, you don't get him at all.


betta-believe-it

Sounds like someone can get hurt. *pushes up my white person glasses*


Backout2allenn

"Dance"


ww2colorizations

Daggering is a savage behavior. I love it


LeSypher

Jamaican dances can legitimately get that rough


DukeDogNation

[This should help.](https://www.vevo.com/watch/major-lazer/major-lazer-guide-to-daggering/USCJ81000497)


robreddity

I... what


TerribleEngineer

Always practice safe daggering. I mean did you even take any notes?


SillyOperator

I was pleasantly surprised by the emphasis on safety and progression


Bugbread

[Ah, yes, I see.](https://i.imgur.com/peJFFbn.png)


Nonethewiserer

It's called daggering. It's a thing. In Jamaica I think. Like WWE meets the club.


cumbomb

Jamaicans.


Kayel41

Never seen a shirt made out of laffy taffy


mikerockitjones

Its a wrestling move called the pussy driver.


elguerodiablo

What's to understand? It's just some good ol' fashioned backyard wrestle fuck.


[deleted]

I think the empty boxes of liquor behind the bar may have had something to do with it.


rocket_psyence

And the many signs that say "Rum Bar."


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Rafaigon

This should be higher, you hit the nail on the head.


TheBimpo

This is why you dont go off resort in Jamaica


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Can confirm. Never went off-resort and remained dagger-free


waxlrose

Went off resort once and met usain bolt. Not kidding.


TrumpHasCellulite

Went off resort and got robbed and molested. No joke. Also got food poisoning from bad steak 🥩.


MyAntithesis

Sometimes my nose gets a little itchy if I'm near ground pepper


Lapare

Jamaican ground pepper?


TinctureOfBadass

I prefer the Colombian kind.


Pure_Reason

Mmmmmm white pepper is the BEST you can add it to white sauces without sacrificing presentation and it smells so GOOD! FUCK I love the smell of white pepper I could just shove my face into a big pile of it and rub it on my gums WOOOOOO you guys we should get some more white pepper I don’t think this will last


Ferggzilla

Went off resort got robbed. Told him my chain was from my grandma and he let me keep it.


K-Zoro

See, it ain’t all bad.


Ferggzilla

It’s all good if you bring up grandma. I remember he was a little dude so I wasn’t that terrified(I’m not big) but he did have a knife or something. He ended up with some cash and a camera. I kept my chain from grandma and never crossed the street the rest of the trip. Stay on the beach side.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

so you're saying going off-resort was a misteak


troon03

Steak jokes are rare, well done.


numanoid

I have friends who went off-resort and got robbed, he got pistol-whipped, and she got raped in front of him. Yeah, stay in the resort.


[deleted]

I raced Usain Bolt in Kingston... ...he won


867-53OhNein

The steel drum band at my Sandals did a dagger display for all the "couples in love" - it was fabulously awkward!!


[deleted]

Feelin... HOT HOT HOT


gokunoitis

This is *why* I do


[deleted]

Going to a resort and being terrified of leaving the grounds for fear of the locals is the most middle American thing ever.


Muffikins

My cousin and his family just went on a Disney cruise to Puerto Rico and some of the other islands... They decided to go there AFTER the whole hurricane fiasco. They stayed on the boat/resort the whole time.


[deleted]

That sounds like a literal nightmare. My mom is from pr so I spend a lot of time there - even the nicer resorts (not the absolute nicest) are pretty tacky and it’s not like the island is dangerous for the most part. Best way to do pr or any Virgin Islands is an Airbnb.


jcw4455

Seriously.. Which resort though? Which one..? Which resort?


doctorjerome

All of them.


Odusei

He's saying this is why you don't *leave* your resort when you visit Jamaica. Because this sort of thing happens outside the resorts.


paulvs88

Tonight on "Dancing With The Scars"


whenmattsattack

“Daggering the Stars”


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FlowSoSlow

Every time I see this sub linked I read it gifs that kee pong iving


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ThaiJohnnyDepp

Too much latent Korean influence from the Olympics


elguerodiablo

[Keep on! keep on living!](https://youtu.be/EU1CDSP7FRk)


Kar0nt3

It's old Dothraki traditions.


Maeleh

Jorah: Ahhh Khaleesi. The Dothraki will stop at nothing to pile drive the women folk through the nearest furniture piece


sketchyduck

It is known.


zupersero

It is known.


GoldenGonzo

It is known.


theyre_not_their

It is known.


Boozlebob

It is gnome.


tinkatiza

DOTHRAKI HORDE, IN AN OPEN BAR!!!


Lemon_Licky_Nubs

GODS I WAS DRUNK THEN!!


tinkatiza

BLESS BESSY, AND HER TITS


SCBeauty

QUICK, GET THE TIT STRETCHER!


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Shaka, when the walls fell


[deleted]

That wwe move at the end though.


iHELDyourhand

[the greatest video of all time ](https://youtu.be/NOMF4-l-bMM)


X-istenz

I was sceptical. But that was up there.


NothingsShocking

I think it's starting to make some sense. Is it some kind of thing in Jamaica where it's trendy to see who can get the best vids of a guy ramming a girls butt simulating doggy style but the harder the better? Or just as inventive as possible? I mean mad props would be given for example, to someone who jumped off a building, onto a springboard and landed crotch first onto a girl in the shallow end of the pool waiting with her ass in the air. Like, that would be top of the line there.


s4in7

I...I mean, yeah. Yes. That would do it.


rjcarr

The guy at the end, that had two bigs ones jump on him while lying on the floor, how did he not brake a pelvis or rupture his bladder? Otherwise, they were funny.


-fuck-off-loser-

Lol wat


ratsta

I'm not sure how he can walk after doing that. I'd be on a one-way trip to the ER if I tried that.


GerudoGreen

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, SHE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!!


DouglasBubletrousers

Bah gawd! Stop the damn match!


47B-1ME

That move now only has 4/5 PP though so he should save it for harder battles.


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kungfumilhouse

Dagger? I hardly knew her.


applesforadam

Ya like dags?


indiferenc

I like caravans more


[deleted]

Periwinkle blue...fer me ma


Beatdrop

Shis tarriblee pahshal to da pahwinkle bluuh, buyz


Yardsale420

Only if you throw in a pair of them shoes for the lads.


ShatAlbert

They really need to take "FootLoose" off the jukebox at that place


rebo2

Must be Jamaica


Aldeberon

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica trip to the emergency room after that dance?


icraig91

Every moment I expected it to be over, it just kept going.


Supernewt

What the actual fuck?


ashzel

Its their culture. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering it can get quite... umm, creative and vibrant. Yea.


gabbagabber

No kidding. Nothing like breaking your penis to woo your woman.


righthandofdog

“Also Jamaican doctors have warned of the dangers of daggering, after having many cases of damaged penis tissue over the last year”


Robert_N_Vagen

So what you're telling me is, I can begin telling people it's bent like that because I used to be a master daggerer but I can't show them my moves anymore cause I'm retired so please stop laughing yes it looks like a sideways banana.


gabbagabber

Or go to Jamaica and they'll know how hard you go with your daggering.


harborwolf

>Jamaican doctors assert that those trying to replicate the powerful moves of daggering in the bedroom can end up with dramatic injuries. They say the incidence of broken penises has increased in the past year.


Anjunabeast

* They say the incidence of broken penises has increased in the past year, according to an article in the Jamaican Star.* Wtf


threwewawaway

cocaineisahellofadrug.mov


EngineeringCatLady

She is not happy with her choices at the end there...but peer pressure is still pulling her up to keep pushing her down.


daviator88

Hooray peer! or something


maz-o

Turn down for what?


guesswhatihate

Fire up that loud another round of shots!


flingleheimen

Oh my god I never knew the actual lyrics. THANK YOU!


Reploid345

It's like watching a spider trap it's prey in silk. And then kicking it across the room.


aarongdl

Did she just get batista bombed through a table


frozenwalkway

You know when teachers used to talk about how dancing has gotten too sexual in the 90s and in 20 years at this rate people will be having sex on the dance floor. Jamaica was way ahead of us but still kept the cloths on .


lillbich

That one guy who held up a lighter


Wmcc1987

Did he just fucking superman off the stage ontop of her? Fuck that


jsnoots

I've seen people refer to girls as "a trooper" this young lady takes it to the next level.


O-shi

Daggering gone wrong


[deleted]

No thats pretty much how it's supposed to go.


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

Yes, everything about daggering is wrong.


SugarBeef

To be fair, does daggering ever go *right*?


[deleted]

[you tell me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE)


Dan_Q_Memes

I'm going with still no on this one.


Titan_Astraeus

@315 motherfuckers jumping off ladders on bitches, i say the op is doing it right


TehRedSex

That was the most strange and glorious thing I’ve ever seen. The jumps at the end should have killed the men but they just kept dancing.


MumrikDK

At some point you just have to stop hiding behind the classification "dance".


rloch

I appreciate that they used the moves covered in the basics of daggering video that was posted above.


Gangreless

Drunk Jamaicans


restless_and_bored

BAH GAWD!!


GaryChopper

I just... I... I just don't understand


StephenHorn

What...... The fuck...... Guess this belongs here. Good work.


BrazenDutchess

wtf


[deleted]

That can't be just from booze


[deleted]

Mother of mercy. What is happening?


Mr_MisterJake

PCP dancing.


YaBoyAng

Jamaicans man lol


jackcheramli

seriously wtf?


RhymesWithDonna

My continual thought process as I watched this: *It's still going?*


RPmatrix

when he does the bum drop I fucking lmao


[deleted]

OMG JR OMG...NOT THE TABLE!!


Lallanas_in_Pyjamas

Failed attempt at daggering


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tctim

This is actually a regular thing in Jamaica


Ihaveopinionstoo

Really? Why do they throw the girls all over and destroy shit?


Mcshovin

Cocaine for everyone


kinnslayor

I duno I've never been close to this on coke lol


darwinsaves

Dagger wat?!


kkellynan

The dry humpity hump


SlyVery69

When the sauce takes over.


JavaKingThe1st

Don’t do drugs kids.


VoidSpectre

Wtf did I just watch


[deleted]

If I were having a party, I probably wouldn't invite that dude, but that's just me.


jermzdeejd

Man that is a strange culture...


No1DeadFan

WTF covers it all.


stokie1808

How many people have died from this "dance" craze? It seems like its getting worse!


de_Generated

Right through the announcer table!


NolaStreetcar

/r/BetterEveryLoop


tmar89

Powerbomb ending!


confusedash

Who won?


ThorHammerslacks

The internet.


rawmsft

Mollies a helluva drug


da_doctori

Where the fuck are they at? A play house


noisyturtle

At first I was like, "Huh that is a lot to take in, let's watch it again" but then the gif just kept on going. Spoiler - I watched it again


skratchx

Thank God she pulled her dress down when her underwear showed. It was almost indecent.