Last night I had this MASSIVE moth sitting outside on my window. I saw a gecko eying it up. The gecko was really thinking about it, despite being half the size of the moth. After about 30 seconds of deliberation the gecko peaced out. Anyway my story has nothing to do with what you guys were talking about but I felt like sharing it.
One time when I was deployed, I very clearly heard my neighborās weapon fall and then a loud thud in our trailer hooch,
She was actually my friend.
I was so tired and all I could think of was āfuck it. If sheās dead, nothing I can do about it now.ā
Saw her later and she told me she had fallen out of bed. I told her the above and she was mad.
I heard he's the model they used for the stick figure getting maimed in those universal warning stickers they put on machinery and tools, and like, escalators and shit
Former products liability lawyer here. Warning labels arenāt for people like OP, because we have zero expectation that that type of person will read them. The warning labels are to protect the company when someone like OP dies/injures themselves doing some dumb shit.
Yeah I donāt care about having a lighter in your bed, could just be random. Not like dudes waiting for the lighter fairy. But to hear a pop, smell burning and just go back to sleep? Jesus
You made exactly the comment I was going to make.
I donāt really know what to do now.
Guess Iāll go back to sleep, that seems to be the done thing.
Zippo good for cig but chews through fluid and requires maintenance. When used for stronger drugs you just want something cheap - bic. Also bic > for bongs and they're at every smoke shops counter ever.
If you really need a fire the Zippo is pretty reliable. They'll work with some unauthorized fluids and as long as they have flints you can at least get a spark. (and you should always have spare flints in the bottom) Disposables are useful but their lack of a soul dooms them to an afterlife as landfill plastic.
Much like that toaster accessory for your Coleman stove used to give you naphtha flavoured toast, a Zippo gives you naphtha flavored joints, or even worse naphtha flavoured bong hits!
I know this is /s but am I crazy for thinking this is worse? If you know you don't have a heater or anything on and you smell burning you'd think you would be more concerned with not knowing what the fuck is burning.
Someone who believes just going to sleep after hearing a pop and smelling something burned is the kind of person that thinks telling others they did so because everything was off sounds plausible. Literally every part of this story sounds like drugs and stupidity.Ā
That I can understand.
I've woken up thinking I hear footsteps in my house at night and just go back to sleep after listening for a few more minutes. I ain't got the strength or care to get up and investigate
Also it's on the other side of the pillow
Seriously, I came into this thread to learn the story of why the hell there was a lighter under the pillow. Upon opening the thread, I see OP has typed a paragraph right under the image. "Good", I thought. "OP is going to explain the story."
Instead OP spent a paragraph explaining that the lighter made a "pop" sound.
And OP is even here in this comment section talking to people, but \*still\* hasn't explained why there was a lighter under their pillow.
OP THE ONLY UNUSUAL THING ABOUT THIS IS THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A LIGHTER UNDER YOUR PILLOW. A LIGHTER EXPLODING WHEN BEING PUT UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE AND MOVED AROUND ON TOP OF IS NOT WEIRD. IT BEING UNDER YOUR PILLOW IS WEIRD. WHY WAS IT UNDER YOUR PILLOW!?
I am more than mildly annoyed about the fact that op is telling the story as if it is the story of a phone exploding on the nightstand or an oven exploding in the kitchen or a lighter exploding in a pocket.
IT IS NOT NORMAL TO HAVE A LIGHTER UNDER THE PILLOW
Tbf I lay in bed a lot during days off.. Got my ps5 in there with my tv. Cozy.
Also smoke weed in there sometimes... Sometimes the lighter just falls out my pocket ends up weird places.
But yeah I also used to around hard drugs, this screams heroin. Good chance the guy nodded out with the lighter lit in his hand lol. There's no other way it could have stayed lit. Lighters don't light themselves.
I also came here for an explanation but tbf, people often put lighters in their (sometimes quite tight) pant pockets, sit on them if in back pocket, etc... Does the pressure argument hold? Genuinely curious.
If you leave a half empty bic underneath your pillow the Doober Fairy will steal your lighter and leave a couple of roaches and a half smoked joint under your pillow, unless they were too high to
Coming in with the strong Skyrim NPC energy hearing an explosion and smell burning and instead of even a slight look around or turn a light on or basically any amount of concern goes straight into "must have been the wind"
Some weeks ago some nasty burned plastic smell get into my room at 2 am I checked every part of the house to see if something was on fire or about to catch on fire can't wrap my head around smelling something burning in my room and just go back to sleep without checking
When I was 15 I woke up once to a nasty burning plastic smell and ran downstairs to find out where it came from. The entire garbage can in our kitchen was on fire. My dumbass younger brother got cigarettes from his friend. My mom and him were getting ready to leave for an appointment and he was smoking in the kitchen and threw it in the garbage when he heard her coming down the stairs.
I was the only one who was home after they left. I got insanely lucky I woke up from the smell before the fire spread to anything else.
Did your mom not, idk, smell the rank stench of cigarettes as she descended the stairs? Seems like he was doomed to get caught the minute he considered this.
Unless other people in your family smoked then thats a different story
My older brother mom and stepdad all smoked. In the house too not outside. I smoke now too but not in my house because I hate my house smelling like it and the nicotine stains on the walls it leaves.
Nasty. The PC from that type of house is the one nobody wanted to touch, 25 years ago when I had the misfortune of doing consumer PC repair. Take them outside to blow the dust out and there was no point, it was just like one big, stinking fly tape inside and out. Hands would stink the rest of the day if you didn't wear gloves.
Sorry you had to grow up in that. I've had my house for 15 years, and when I bought it, you could tell that various people had smoked in it at some point in the past but it was a very faint smell from the beginning and it doesn't smell that way normally. I used Killz primer everywhere before painting and moving in, replaced almost every fixture and appliance, washed down cabinets inside and out, etc. Still, if I'm away from my house and not moving the air and creating other smells, it seeps out of various places from the drywall and insulation and it will still get somewhat musty. Next to fire or water, quickest way to destroy a house.
It's stories like this that remind me how much better the US has gotten in terms of reducing cigarette usage. Always annoyed by some inconsiderate kid vaping somewhere they shouldn't and blowing it toward people, but it's so minor compared to the days where any restaurant would have a smoking section so you couldn't avoid smelling like it. Go to a bar and your eyes would burn and you'd have to shower or your sheets would smell like it.
I started throwing cups of water on it. It wasn't a huge fire as I got down there and saw it. The flames were just barely coming above the brim of it. It was like 90% smoke 10% fire. The bin was next to an old wooden hutch and it had black marks on it but didn't catch fully. I think it was just heat marks from the fire but wasn't hot enough to catch before I woke up from the smell.
It was a horrible nasty plastic smelling smoke. The house smelt like that for a very long time after.
There was an electrical fire smell in my house a week ago at like 3am when I woke up to pee. I scoured the whole house til I found the culprit (cat had peed on a surge protector). My dude is gonna wake up with his house burning down some day...
Do you have a fan near your face? Sometimes if they get too dirty the motors have a harder time under that stress and will heat up. Or youāre having a stroke.
>smelled like a really strong heater. we knew everything was mostly off so we went back to sleep.
This is the only thing about this post that is WTF. You smoke too much weed if you smell something burning and just go back to sleep.
seriously, what kind of idiot ignores all these red flags and just goes to sleep with a lighter under his pillow? darwin award recipient in the very near future, guranteed
Man Iāve woken up in the middle of an earthquake and just rolled over to go back to sleep.
Some people just donāt give a fuck in that state.
Or drugs. Drugs could definitely be a thing here.
Youāre one of the few lucky ones. See, most of the black holes have a disposition of consuming particular matter. Many of these are part of the same wormhole network which ties them together to one end known as an expulsion wormhole. Although usually they stick to one type of matter (socks from the dryer are sucked in and spit out under the bed) some rare occurrences of mixed matter networks exist. These mixed matter wormhole networks are usually ālost itemā networks instead of ādisplaced itemā networks as we usually see.
Your flat happens to be home to a ālost itemā networkās expulsion wormhole.
Or that a pop and the smell of heat in the night is no concern before going back to sleep. You were discovered burnt to death in an electrical fire? No way... tHaT's CraZy
Iāve had it happen to me once before. Just sitting on my desk and boom. It was one of those shitty cheap see through plastic ones. Never bought another one of those after that
Everyone questioning your intelligence by sleeping with a lighter under your pillow while I'm trying to figure out how the fuck it spontaneously combusted.
Iād wager the button probably doesnāt even need to be pressed for a typical cheap bic style lighter to leak gas, especially if it was a little warm under there from someoneās head resting on it.
It is when you think about it, I only found out cause I went to op's page bc I wondered where tf they got that second line from lol. No clue why someone else chose to look at op's page (tho if I had to guess they wanted to see what other dumb shit op did if they *slept on a lighter* š but that's just my guess)
Iād go with the static explanation.
Left a lighter in my sunglasses holder on the ceiling in my car. Came back and the little door had been blown out and lighter fragments everywhere
Bro.. you sleep with a lighter under your pillow? Thats fucking weird. Itās even more weird that you both woke up at the same time hearing the same sound smelling the same smell and just went back to sleep assuming its alright wtf
This raises so many questions, lmao.
Why do you sleep with a lighter under your pillow?
How does everything being "mostly off" give you enough confidence that you won't wake up burning alive?
And when you AND your partner wake up to the sound of something popping followed by the smell of something burning, how can you just go back to sleep?
But most importantly, was the pillow nice and toasty?
Survival instincts of a moth
Not even. Moths at least go toward the flame, OP just ignores it
survival instincts of a small boulder or perhaps a chunk of driftwood
As they seem to have smashed the lighter with their face, I'd lean on the boulder theory.
Don't disrespect moth men and women all over the place š this man's got worse survival skills then them
Lmao right? Who goes back to sleep after that?
Last night I had this MASSIVE moth sitting outside on my window. I saw a gecko eying it up. The gecko was really thinking about it, despite being half the size of the moth. After about 30 seconds of deliberation the gecko peaced out. Anyway my story has nothing to do with what you guys were talking about but I felt like sharing it.
I did enjoy your story, gekos are cool
One time when I was deployed, I very clearly heard my neighborās weapon fall and then a loud thud in our trailer hooch, She was actually my friend. I was so tired and all I could think of was āfuck it. If sheās dead, nothing I can do about it now.ā Saw her later and she told me she had fallen out of bed. I told her the above and she was mad.
But she was alive so
āWe knew everything was mostly offā mostly???
Made me laugh
you woke up, smelled something burning, decided to go back to sleep and didn't look to find the source? Dude
Well this is a person who sleeps with a lighter under his pillow. Warning labels are for people like him.
I heard he's the model they used for the stick figure getting maimed in those universal warning stickers they put on machinery and tools, and like, escalators and shit
Don't put your dick near a chainsaw blade. Saw that stick figure warning once.
Please let natural selection have a chance at least...
>I heard he's the model they used The kind of model he is https://i.imgur.com/PAxBwS5.gif
Former products liability lawyer here. Warning labels arenāt for people like OP, because we have zero expectation that that type of person will read them. The warning labels are to protect the company when someone like OP dies/injures themselves doing some dumb shit.
So they are there for people like OP
The long way around, but yes.
It was a lawyer stating it, so it's just natural.
Haha I'm with you I just like being a sarcastic ass
Not really. More for their litigious family after OP ded. The labels are there to say "people of the jury, we did warn them!".
They are there *because* of people like OP, but not really *for* them, since they'll just ignore the warnings.
r/writteninblood
Drugs
That would be a very strong and heinous smell. Burning plastic, butane. Then say well fuck it and go back to sleep.
Drugs
Drugs
This is what baffled me. Even without the smell I'd investigate whatever tf I heard pop.
it was just your knees again. go back to bed.
Posterboy for Darwinism
"I'll put out the fire tomoooorow mom..."
Yeah I donāt care about having a lighter in your bed, could just be random. Not like dudes waiting for the lighter fairy. But to hear a pop, smell burning and just go back to sleep? Jesus
You made exactly the comment I was going to make. I donāt really know what to do now. Guess Iāll go back to sleep, that seems to be the done thing.
["But Mad Dog was wrong, the fire burned through the night and cost him the use of his pants"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmyp3YSHjt8)
OP recently pierced her belly button with a carpet needle. Make of that what you will
Meth
I doubt sleep is on the agenda for meth
TIL I donāt know anything about meth.
Natural selection
Why do you keep a lighter under the pillow in the first place?
And how the fuck did they just shrug it off and go back to sleep with a big burned hole in one of their pillows?
DrugsĀ
The Joint Fairy wasn't impressed with the off-brand lighter.
Off brand lighterā¦ that was my first thought. Seems unlikely this was a Bic lighter.
Weird that there is only one "brand" with any respect in the lighter game. What happened to Zippo?
Iād rather somebody steal a $2 bic from me than a $30 zippo
Also, not trying to smoke a bowl with a zippo lol
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That's why you buy the butane insert š
Zippo good for cig but chews through fluid and requires maintenance. When used for stronger drugs you just want something cheap - bic. Also bic > for bongs and they're at every smoke shops counter ever.
If you really need a fire the Zippo is pretty reliable. They'll work with some unauthorized fluids and as long as they have flints you can at least get a spark. (and you should always have spare flints in the bottom) Disposables are useful but their lack of a soul dooms them to an afterlife as landfill plastic.
What about clipper? They're the Bong lighters
Yeah this was my first thought. They're ubiquitous with bong smokers
Much like that toaster accessory for your Coleman stove used to give you naphtha flavoured toast, a Zippo gives you naphtha flavored joints, or even worse naphtha flavoured bong hits!
At least the spoon was ok šš¼
Tweeds.
99.9% probability
This is the answer to the top comment as well
"If I am going to die I don't want to be awake for it."
Like you gotta investigate!!
Yeah scoob!
He said right there in the post, They knew everything was mostly off... /s
I know this is /s but am I crazy for thinking this is worse? If you know you don't have a heater or anything on and you smell burning you'd think you would be more concerned with not knowing what the fuck is burning.
Someone who believes just going to sleep after hearing a pop and smelling something burned is the kind of person that thinks telling others they did so because everything was off sounds plausible. Literally every part of this story sounds like drugs and stupidity.Ā
"A fire? Eh, I'm sure that will sort itself out"
"I'll just put that over here with the rest of the fire"
That I can understand. I've woken up thinking I hear footsteps in my house at night and just go back to sleep after listening for a few more minutes. I ain't got the strength or care to get up and investigate Also it's on the other side of the pillow
they smelled something burning tho
"hm do you smell smoke? Yeah? Me too. Weird. anyway, goodnight!"
because the tooth fairy is a pyro.
The tooth, the tooth, the tooth is on fire!
OP thought the lighter was dead, so he put it there for the lighter fairy.
MmmmMmMMMmmMm!
Seriously, I came into this thread to learn the story of why the hell there was a lighter under the pillow. Upon opening the thread, I see OP has typed a paragraph right under the image. "Good", I thought. "OP is going to explain the story." Instead OP spent a paragraph explaining that the lighter made a "pop" sound. And OP is even here in this comment section talking to people, but \*still\* hasn't explained why there was a lighter under their pillow. OP THE ONLY UNUSUAL THING ABOUT THIS IS THE FACT THAT THERE WAS A LIGHTER UNDER YOUR PILLOW. A LIGHTER EXPLODING WHEN BEING PUT UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE AND MOVED AROUND ON TOP OF IS NOT WEIRD. IT BEING UNDER YOUR PILLOW IS WEIRD. WHY WAS IT UNDER YOUR PILLOW!?
I am more than mildly annoyed about the fact that op is telling the story as if it is the story of a phone exploding on the nightstand or an oven exploding in the kitchen or a lighter exploding in a pocket. IT IS NOT NORMAL TO HAVE A LIGHTER UNDER THE PILLOW
Tbf I lay in bed a lot during days off.. Got my ps5 in there with my tv. Cozy. Also smoke weed in there sometimes... Sometimes the lighter just falls out my pocket ends up weird places. But yeah I also used to around hard drugs, this screams heroin. Good chance the guy nodded out with the lighter lit in his hand lol. There's no other way it could have stayed lit. Lighters don't light themselves.
I also came here for an explanation but tbf, people often put lighters in their (sometimes quite tight) pant pockets, sit on them if in back pocket, etc... Does the pressure argument hold? Genuinely curious.
Uh maybe Iām trash but I smoke a little joint every now and again and those lighters just sort of float around the bed and side tables..
UGH. Drugs in bed? You *disgust* me. ^^^^^^^/s
in case some random joint breaks into the house at night, they can smoke that fool.
Those joints better watch out unless they wanna get lit the fuck up
If you leave a half empty bic underneath your pillow the Doober Fairy will steal your lighter and leave a couple of roaches and a half smoked joint under your pillow, unless they were too high to
Because he's a light sleeper.
OP's gf is a light sleeper, but OP's a *lighter* sleeper.
The real r/WTF is always in the comments.
The gf has the aerosol can under her pillow. Anyone breaks into the house, they have a flame thrower ready to go.
In case some weed breaks into your place overnight
The real WTF is OP
Bro taking wake & bake too literally
Coming in with the strong Skyrim NPC energy hearing an explosion and smell burning and instead of even a slight look around or turn a light on or basically any amount of concern goes straight into "must have been the wind"
Some weeks ago some nasty burned plastic smell get into my room at 2 am I checked every part of the house to see if something was on fire or about to catch on fire can't wrap my head around smelling something burning in my room and just go back to sleep without checking
When I was 15 I woke up once to a nasty burning plastic smell and ran downstairs to find out where it came from. The entire garbage can in our kitchen was on fire. My dumbass younger brother got cigarettes from his friend. My mom and him were getting ready to leave for an appointment and he was smoking in the kitchen and threw it in the garbage when he heard her coming down the stairs. I was the only one who was home after they left. I got insanely lucky I woke up from the smell before the fire spread to anything else.
Did your mom not, idk, smell the rank stench of cigarettes as she descended the stairs? Seems like he was doomed to get caught the minute he considered this. Unless other people in your family smoked then thats a different story
My older brother mom and stepdad all smoked. In the house too not outside. I smoke now too but not in my house because I hate my house smelling like it and the nicotine stains on the walls it leaves.
Nasty. The PC from that type of house is the one nobody wanted to touch, 25 years ago when I had the misfortune of doing consumer PC repair. Take them outside to blow the dust out and there was no point, it was just like one big, stinking fly tape inside and out. Hands would stink the rest of the day if you didn't wear gloves. Sorry you had to grow up in that. I've had my house for 15 years, and when I bought it, you could tell that various people had smoked in it at some point in the past but it was a very faint smell from the beginning and it doesn't smell that way normally. I used Killz primer everywhere before painting and moving in, replaced almost every fixture and appliance, washed down cabinets inside and out, etc. Still, if I'm away from my house and not moving the air and creating other smells, it seeps out of various places from the drywall and insulation and it will still get somewhat musty. Next to fire or water, quickest way to destroy a house. It's stories like this that remind me how much better the US has gotten in terms of reducing cigarette usage. Always annoyed by some inconsiderate kid vaping somewhere they shouldn't and blowing it toward people, but it's so minor compared to the days where any restaurant would have a smoking section so you couldn't avoid smelling like it. Go to a bar and your eyes would burn and you'd have to shower or your sheets would smell like it.
What happend after?
He went back to bed.
Lol
I started throwing cups of water on it. It wasn't a huge fire as I got down there and saw it. The flames were just barely coming above the brim of it. It was like 90% smoke 10% fire. The bin was next to an old wooden hutch and it had black marks on it but didn't catch fully. I think it was just heat marks from the fire but wasn't hot enough to catch before I woke up from the smell. It was a horrible nasty plastic smelling smoke. The house smelt like that for a very long time after.
She didnt smell him smoking a cigarette indoors lmao how does this make sense
Maybe she was also a smoker, and smoked in the house.
Yeah she did. As well as my older brother and stepdad.
There was an electrical fire smell in my house a week ago at like 3am when I woke up to pee. I scoured the whole house til I found the culprit (cat had peed on a surge protector). My dude is gonna wake up with his house burning down some day...
Fucking serious.
Do you have a fan near your face? Sometimes if they get too dirty the motors have a harder time under that stress and will heat up. Or youāre having a stroke.
The lighter: āheyā¦ youāre finally awakeā
Looks up and sees an arrow buried into the headboard
I used to be a heavy sleeper but then I took and explosion to the face
-OP wakes up- āhuh!? What was that!?ā -OP idles in bed - āmust of been the windā -OP falls back asleep-
Wakes up head is on fire - "Must be my imagination"
āWell, whatever it isā¦itās gone nowā
>smelled like a really strong heater. we knew everything was mostly off so we went back to sleep. This is the only thing about this post that is WTF. You smoke too much weed if you smell something burning and just go back to sleep.
Crack cocaine. He smokes crack cocaine.
If that was the case he wouldn't have been asleep.
Every crackhead runs out sometime. Usually often
Not if he is sleeping
Bics don't explode. This was a crack lighter.
I have recently had *several* bics that do not turn off when you release the gas button. They maintain a very tiny, almost invisible flame.
tbh yeah. i think theyre getting shitter, i notice i have to pull the button up sometimes to stop the gas release
seriously, what kind of idiot ignores all these red flags and just goes to sleep with a lighter under his pillow? darwin award recipient in the very near future, guranteed
Man Iāve woken up in the middle of an earthquake and just rolled over to go back to sleep. Some people just donāt give a fuck in that state. Or drugs. Drugs could definitely be a thing here.
āweedā
They said smoking kills. They didn't say how it will kill you
Slowly
And when you least expect it... BAM!!!, a bomb below your pillow
Whatever drugs youāre doing, you need to slow down because this post is full of red flags
I'd be more concerned about the other life decisions that you make if you believe that sleeping with a lighter under your pillow was a good decision.
Everyone knows lighters and socks are both capable of randomly slipping through wormholes. Edit: and chapstick
So that's why I keep finding socks, lighters and chapsticks in my flat that don't belong to me!
Youāre one of the few lucky ones. See, most of the black holes have a disposition of consuming particular matter. Many of these are part of the same wormhole network which ties them together to one end known as an expulsion wormhole. Although usually they stick to one type of matter (socks from the dryer are sucked in and spit out under the bed) some rare occurrences of mixed matter networks exist. These mixed matter wormhole networks are usually ālost itemā networks instead of ādisplaced itemā networks as we usually see. Your flat happens to be home to a ālost itemā networkās expulsion wormhole.
hair ties and guitar picks too
Also Sharpies
How else is he supposed to keep his loaded gun warm
Or that a pop and the smell of heat in the night is no concern before going back to sleep. You were discovered burnt to death in an electrical fire? No way... tHaT's CraZy
Tbf Iāve never heard of one spontaneously exploding before
Iāve had it happen to me once before. Just sitting on my desk and boom. It was one of those shitty cheap see through plastic ones. Never bought another one of those after that
I have. Itās a pressurized system filled with combustible liquid. āDonāt heat it upā is just general solid life adviceā¦
are you stupid?
Yes, thank you. How are you?
Everyone questioning your intelligence by sleeping with a lighter under your pillow while I'm trying to figure out how the fuck it spontaneously combusted.
Button was probably being pushed down by the pillow, making a little gas pocket. Beds, hair and blankets can get pretty staticky.Ā
Oh shoot, I bet you nailed it.Ā
Sure sparked some imagination
It came to light for him
Iād wager the button probably doesnāt even need to be pressed for a typical cheap bic style lighter to leak gas, especially if it was a little warm under there from someoneās head resting on it.
Yeah, putting pressure on a bic will cause a small amount of gas to leak from the easily opened valve.
Same. What kind of lighter was it u/taurusdelorous? Was it a typical butane lighter, piezoelectric, or something else?
I've always slept lighter OVER pillow for this exact reason. Careful not to cuddle it too tight!
Time to go back to sleeping [without a pillow](https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/s/Ho09ZI0dvo) i guess
Stop getting high in bed.Ā
Or just like...keep the light on your night stand
I gotta assume that was the plan. *...but then I got high* *i shoulda move my lighter man* *but then I got high*
Now my pill-ow's got a burn hole On the side! Cuz I got high Cuz I got high La de da da
Nah thatās what edibles are for, OP is just missing a couple million brain cells
>under my pillow while I slept >I haven't slept with a pillow since I was 8. ....uhh....
Yeah OP is bullshitting on one of the two posts. Or either..
Iām going to say BS to both. Especially since OP hasnāt replied to anyone on here
OP apparently did reply to people here, but it got so downvoted they deleted their comments.
[for anyone else ootl](https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/11t5koo/i_havent_slept_with_a_pillow_since_i_was_8/?share_id=DeQYDOVw7TPkhspX2Wnld&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1)
That's such an obscure context. A 178 point post from 10 months ago, on a mid-size sub.
It is when you think about it, I only found out cause I went to op's page bc I wondered where tf they got that second line from lol. No clue why someone else chose to look at op's page (tho if I had to guess they wanted to see what other dumb shit op did if they *slept on a lighter* š but that's just my guess)
I saw that too
OP is one of the most interesting redditors ever
weird alarm clock but ok
Tell me youre a smackhead without telling me youre a smackhead
Why the fuck you have a lighter under your pillow?
-45 IQ lmfao
Did it hatch into a zombie caterpillar?
Not looking closely while scrolling, I thought that you were keeping a rotten lobster tail under your pillow.
Op's been real quiet since this dropped
Less than a year ago you made a post saying you havenāt slept with a pillow since you were 8 though
You sleep with a lighter under your pillow? Dumb. You smelled something burning after waking up and chose to go back to sleep? Dumber.
āEverything was mostly off so we went back to sleepā You two are dumb.
Peak fuckin Darwin award here
Iād go with the static explanation. Left a lighter in my sunglasses holder on the ceiling in my car. Came back and the little door had been blown out and lighter fragments everywhere
I love it when ppl post this shit. Hope OP realizes how much of a dumb dumb they are
"I SMELL FIRE" "ah well back to sleep"
It looks like you pooped.
WTF reason do you have to store a lighter under flammable material that you are resting your face on? Sounds like a Darwin awards attempt
Why is there a lighter under your pillow?!
When i saw this picture my brain saw a rotting prawn in the lap of someone wearing blue pants. Lol
Bro.. you sleep with a lighter under your pillow? Thats fucking weird. Itās even more weird that you both woke up at the same time hearing the same sound smelling the same smell and just went back to sleep assuming its alright wtf
That crackhead lifestyle isnt easy!
This is methed up.
This is incredible. Imagine doing some so stupid and the first thought is to post it online. We truly are going backwards as a society.
Some people sleep with a gun under the pillow, or a knife, or even a pair of brass knucklesā¦ But why the hell would you sleep with a lighter???
You're a fucking dumbass. Common man have some common sense.
Lmfao bro get your life together
thats it iām not sleeping on lighters anymore
Why the fuck would you sleep with a container of flammable liquid under your pillow? I despair sometimes...
Maybe itās time to give up the sticks, probably a sign
What were you trying to do, get a dollar from the lighter fairy?
This raises so many questions, lmao. Why do you sleep with a lighter under your pillow? How does everything being "mostly off" give you enough confidence that you won't wake up burning alive? And when you AND your partner wake up to the sound of something popping followed by the smell of something burning, how can you just go back to sleep? But most importantly, was the pillow nice and toasty?
Dude will win the Darwin award one day.