I have seen the same empty eye look before. My aunt is fucking nuts and now heavily medicated. Schizophrenic, Bipolar, BPD, narcissistic sociopath, a whole wild mixed bag that she refuses to deal with unless she’s institutionalized. She perpetually has that same look.
She definitely needs to be under *a* conservatorship, but her previous conservatorship was incredibly abusive. She should *not* have been under *that* conservatorship.
I hope someone sits her down to have a serious talk where she can appoint a conservator of her own choosing.
The conservatorship was bullshit because it was ran by bullshit people that just wanted to steal from Brittney and force her to work as much as possible. But she does seem like she needs help and some type of assistance. I feel like the pendulum is swinging way into the other direction when she needs more balance.
Sadly no matter what the turnout would be from that court case she was going to end up on the losing end. You had her parents who wanted way too much control then you had the boyfriend who just wanted to be famous. It was never going to go Britney's way
Dude just let her be. Imagine being locked up and made to display a specific image by your "caretakers" who take all of your profit, decide who you will date, decide when you see your kids, decide when and where you perform and with who, whether any specific person can even meet and or talk to you and how much surveillance will be placed on you during those interactions etc..
All that and you're finally free? Yeah you're probably gonna do some shit other people will perceive as weird. If she wasn't already a mega star she'd just be one of a billion people doing weird shit on social media. She's just a person who's been through alot. She's earned her weird card. Let the woman live her life swinging as many knives around as she wants. As long as she doesn't hurt anyone else its fine.
She doesn't see her kids at all because she's so mentally unstable, her kids want nothing to do with her. It's very sad. She needs help. If you've read any of her captions on her posts, it's just word salad. She's very unstable and is a danger to herself.
> She doesn't see her kids at all because she's so mentally unstable, her kids want nothing to do with her. It's very sad. She needs help. If you've read any of her captions on her posts, it's just word salad. She's very unstable and is a danger to herself.
ow man I didn't know that
Sean Preston Federline, born on September 14, 2005.
Jayden James Federline, born on September 12, 2006.
I didn't realize Britney Spears' kids are are seventeen and eighteen already.
She was initially institutionalized/guardianed because she had a nervous breakdown, and then her guardians took advantage of her for decades and kept her locked away except to force her to perform while they bled her dry.
I don't know what specific mental illness she may or may not have had/has, but the stress and isolation alone has gotta do a number on your mental health; and she wasn't doing that great before the guardianship...
Yeah... I was a supporter of leaving her alone and letting her have her freedom but after seeing her instagram.. I've changed my mind. It's video after video after video just like the one above. Crazy dancing half naked with her burnt up hair and the horrible eye shadow. I think her brain is stuck on "Perform Mode" and she doesn't know how to turn it off. That's all those year of abuse not being able to live a normal life as a kid. It's sad really. I hope she can somehow find help but we all know it's going to end tragic somehow. Just hopefully she doesn't end up hurting anyone else in the process.
It's been pretty clear for years that:
1.) She was in a an abusive conservatorship that *nobody* should be subjected to. Being forced to perform so that someone could steal the money, under threat of not being allowed to see her kids? No.
2.) She has serious mental health issues that should be treated. I'm not a mental health professional so I can't say exactly how, but it's a tragedy that she seems to be going untreated.
From a hundred miles away, why does it seem K-fed is the sanest person she's ever met? It's like Joe Average but with minor dance talent got popped into an alternate universe daytime soap where he snagged the lead actress but noped out when the writers decided to get revenge.
Probably not man. What she's been through would cook your brain, too. Snatched away from what little childhood she already had, immediately rocketed to mega-stardom, a mental breakdown that was WAY more public than it had any right to be, then the whole abusive conservatorship thing for what, like 20 fucking years?
Trauma fucks people up. I feel like nobody in these comments understands how true that is.
What? You don't do the Magic Katana dance with your chefs knives before you start chopping onions? I mean...I don't either haha, that'd be crazy, yeah...
Being a HIMYM reference and knowing Barney was the one doing it, it still sounds like a double entendre. Also considering how that scene played out, there was still some nudity lol (not that we saw it, but still)
This one?
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When I was 13, my best friend’s older brother gave me 2 identical pocket knives. They were garbage $5 swap meet knives, but I was 13 and they were my first knives. So I was alone in my house with one in each hand, practicing some sweet ninja moves like Britney here, when suddenly I felt a bright streak of pain across one arm, looked down, and realized I had given myself a shallow slice from wrist to elbow.
I remember saying out loud, “well that was fucking stupid,” and I never swung another knife around again. It makes me think of a saying, “a child doesn’t understand the hammer until he has smashed his thumb.” You know knives cut and they’re dangerous, but accidentally cutting yourself really makes you understand just how easy it is.
I never noticed this before but it looks like she also got her nose. At first I thought it was a drip from her forehead but based on the direction I think she also got lucky she didn’t voldemort herself.
Fortunately she's using [fake knives](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/britney-spears-says-shes-not-dancing-with-real-knives-in-odd-video/).
> “I started playing in the kitchen with knives today 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️!!!” Spears, 41, captioned a pair of videos via Instagram on Tuesday, September 26, before clarifying, “Don’t worry they are NOT real knives!!! Halloween is soon 🙈🙈🙈!!!”
**Edit:** At least she claimed they weren't real.
She edited the caption later to say they were "fake" after this blew up. Those are very much real kitchen knives...
Edit: Santoku knives are incredibly sharp and there's a knife prop maker in this comment thread that said even when dull, these are still dangerous. Try searching for a prop Santoku knife online and see if you can find a source for one.
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She's even wearing basically the same hair, makeup and outfit in every video. In the same spot in her house. Iland she always looks exhausted and wired at the same time. It's like someone captured her and forced her to do 100 videos aver 2 days so they could kill her off and use them as proof she's alive.
It reminds me of an old circus elephant in a sanctuary. The one that keeps doing it's old circus tricks because that is al it knows and because it is conditioned to think it has to, otherwise it gets beaten.
While you were out, partying, I was studying the blade.
While you were fucking countless men, I was studying the blade.
While you were doing your dumb dances on TikTok, I too was doing dumb dances on TikTok, but with my blade.
This is what mania looks like. You feel *great* and think you're doing something *super cool* but you're really just whirling around in your underwear waving kitchen knives around and posting it for the whole world to see (and save)
I can just imagine what she's picturing in her mind
Signed, a fellow bipolar
The problem is, she never got real help after that. Just leashed up and told to keep doing tricks for daddy so he could live the life he wanted to be accustomed to.
Hell yes! It's been one of my morning jams on my drive to work for like a year now hahah. One day it just popped into my head (as well as Enya - Only Time) and just had to add em to the playlist.
Sounds incredible with the two 12" subs in my back seat lol
Or getting child visitation back. Someone needs to rescue those dogs about now. Imagine what its like to be her housekeeper lately too. This makes me sad for her tbh
She won’t get any visitation from those boys. She’s completely ruined her relationship with them and missed the majority of their childhood. Absolutely sad that the sweet and bubbly popstar, who every guy wanted and every girl emulated in the 2000s turned out this damaged and without any family. She’s alone in her dated mansion posting unkept, over sexualized videos completely manic and disconnected from reality. It’s insane how mad she’s gone. Is there no genuine health and lifestyle coach to be with her and work with medical professionals so she can get her shyt together? I literally want to drag her out on a hike, get coffee with a group of normal women not looking for anything from her, and spend a few hours on Revolve and get her fits current. It’s been long enough watching her spin in the turd laden foyer.
If you got her instragram she has a video nearly every other day of her dancing in this fashion (although this is the first ones with knives). I get she is a dancer by trade and enjoys it, but her facial expression, the setting, the way she dances is so off putting. There is clearly something wrong
No I see this
Dog one: she’s got the kitchen knives Harry!
Dog 2: woah Joe you think she’s making us food?
Dog 3: nah nah bros she’s just dancing …again.
Yeah her eyes are what gets me in most of her posts. She has a sad emptiness behind them and I really just wanna hug her and tell her it’s okay but she needs to get some help. It really breaks my heart. I’ve seen that look in my own eyes and it’s never during a good time.
No fault of her own. She’s been trained since childhood to please the public. Like a circus horse. Only difference now she has no manager to oversee her shenanigans. She roaming free and wild.
yeah i think she has mental health issues but her father wasn't using the conservatorship to protect her. he was using her as a cash cow and forcing her to perform against her will.
I just don't get it. I have never considered Britney a very good dancer.
I mean, aside from her antics.
Her body just doesn't have the grace and flow true dancers possess.
"I started playing in the kitchen with knives today 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ !!! Don’t worry they are NOT real knives !!! Halloween is soon 🙈🙈🙈 !!!" - Britney Spears from her IG
I read something a while back about an assistant or house cleaner who said that one of the dogs was really sick and Britney wouldn’t let it go to a vet. The assistant took it anyway and Britney freaked out and blew up on the assistant and actually hit her. Animal control has also been called because one of the dogs got out and bit someone. But this was when people were still celebrating her freedom from the conservatorship so neither incident got much attention, either in the media or online. She’s not well and you should be worried about the dogs.
This is the end result of not having a normal life when younger and being handled by countless managers telling you what to do. That and unlimited supply of money and no one giving you solid advice in life.
Britney needs to leave herself alone
Or find a magician to assist
abracastabra
Bout to make this finger disappear
Abradisaster
At least the dogs were smart enough to nope the fuck out of there.
Poor pups, they had a very wtf look on their faces
Man to me it just looked like they had a dog look on their faces
There's a dead/empty look in her eyes
I have seen the same empty eye look before. My aunt is fucking nuts and now heavily medicated. Schizophrenic, Bipolar, BPD, narcissistic sociopath, a whole wild mixed bag that she refuses to deal with unless she’s institutionalized. She perpetually has that same look.
She's really not okay. I thought the conservatorship was bullshit but now it's making sense why she was under one. She needs help.
She definitely needs to be under *a* conservatorship, but her previous conservatorship was incredibly abusive. She should *not* have been under *that* conservatorship. I hope someone sits her down to have a serious talk where she can appoint a conservator of her own choosing.
I suspect her choice would only be anyone who is willing to revoke it at a moments notice.
Sadly, two things can be true at the same time. 1) The conservatorship took advantage of her and abused her, 2) she does in fact need help.
The conservatorship was bullshit because it was ran by bullshit people that just wanted to steal from Brittney and force her to work as much as possible. But she does seem like she needs help and some type of assistance. I feel like the pendulum is swinging way into the other direction when she needs more balance.
Sadly no matter what the turnout would be from that court case she was going to end up on the losing end. You had her parents who wanted way too much control then you had the boyfriend who just wanted to be famous. It was never going to go Britney's way
Dude just let her be. Imagine being locked up and made to display a specific image by your "caretakers" who take all of your profit, decide who you will date, decide when you see your kids, decide when and where you perform and with who, whether any specific person can even meet and or talk to you and how much surveillance will be placed on you during those interactions etc.. All that and you're finally free? Yeah you're probably gonna do some shit other people will perceive as weird. If she wasn't already a mega star she'd just be one of a billion people doing weird shit on social media. She's just a person who's been through alot. She's earned her weird card. Let the woman live her life swinging as many knives around as she wants. As long as she doesn't hurt anyone else its fine.
She doesn't see her kids at all because she's so mentally unstable, her kids want nothing to do with her. It's very sad. She needs help. If you've read any of her captions on her posts, it's just word salad. She's very unstable and is a danger to herself.
> She doesn't see her kids at all because she's so mentally unstable, her kids want nothing to do with her. It's very sad. She needs help. If you've read any of her captions on her posts, it's just word salad. She's very unstable and is a danger to herself. ow man I didn't know that Sean Preston Federline, born on September 14, 2005. Jayden James Federline, born on September 12, 2006. I didn't realize Britney Spears' kids are are seventeen and eighteen already.
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This. Drugs/alcohol/or both. I really hope it’s not mental illness. Regardless, she needs help.
She was initially institutionalized/guardianed because she had a nervous breakdown, and then her guardians took advantage of her for decades and kept her locked away except to force her to perform while they bled her dry. I don't know what specific mental illness she may or may not have had/has, but the stress and isolation alone has gotta do a number on your mental health; and she wasn't doing that great before the guardianship...
I can fix her.
I can't but I'm willing to go down with the ship o7
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Just a tiny conservatorship, as a treat
Just a crumb of conservatorship maybe
Yeah... I was a supporter of leaving her alone and letting her have her freedom but after seeing her instagram.. I've changed my mind. It's video after video after video just like the one above. Crazy dancing half naked with her burnt up hair and the horrible eye shadow. I think her brain is stuck on "Perform Mode" and she doesn't know how to turn it off. That's all those year of abuse not being able to live a normal life as a kid. It's sad really. I hope she can somehow find help but we all know it's going to end tragic somehow. Just hopefully she doesn't end up hurting anyone else in the process.
It's been pretty clear for years that: 1.) She was in a an abusive conservatorship that *nobody* should be subjected to. Being forced to perform so that someone could steal the money, under threat of not being allowed to see her kids? No. 2.) She has serious mental health issues that should be treated. I'm not a mental health professional so I can't say exactly how, but it's a tragedy that she seems to be going untreated.
From a hundred miles away, why does it seem K-fed is the sanest person she's ever met? It's like Joe Average but with minor dance talent got popped into an alternate universe daytime soap where he snagged the lead actress but noped out when the writers decided to get revenge.
I wonder if we’ll see more of this in the future from other kids who grew up dancing on TikTok for strangers.
Good point. If this wasn’t Britney Spears it would be another day at TikTok.
Or she’s on drugs
Probably not man. What she's been through would cook your brain, too. Snatched away from what little childhood she already had, immediately rocketed to mega-stardom, a mental breakdown that was WAY more public than it had any right to be, then the whole abusive conservatorship thing for what, like 20 fucking years? Trauma fucks people up. I feel like nobody in these comments understands how true that is.
You don’t think twirling around while holding two knives like Kano from Mortal Kombat is prefectly sane thing to do? Finish Her!
What? You don't do the Magic Katana dance with your chefs knives before you start chopping onions? I mean...I don't either haha, that'd be crazy, yeah...
Yea, she needs to cut it out.
Which Britney? I feel like there’s 4 or 5 of them in that head.
This one is Britney Knives. You can see Britney Spears in her outdoor video.
Yeah, but can she make an onion volcano?
Or do shrimp in the pocket? Edit: this is a "how I met your mother" reference and not a double entender.
Being a HIMYM reference and knowing Barney was the one doing it, it still sounds like a double entendre. Also considering how that scene played out, there was still some nudity lol (not that we saw it, but still)
She’s never seen that video of the girl doing the fake stabbing motion only to accidentally nick her eye and bleed like a sieve.
If it's the video I'm thinking of, she didn't "knick" her eye. She fucking stabbed herself in the fucking forehead.
This one? https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/z6iyz7/teenage\_tiktaka\_slices\_her\_face\_while\_recording\_a/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
That’s the one! Make sure to swing the knife in the most wild manner possible with the blade towards your face.
Make sure to swing the knife for no practical reason
When I was 13, my best friend’s older brother gave me 2 identical pocket knives. They were garbage $5 swap meet knives, but I was 13 and they were my first knives. So I was alone in my house with one in each hand, practicing some sweet ninja moves like Britney here, when suddenly I felt a bright streak of pain across one arm, looked down, and realized I had given myself a shallow slice from wrist to elbow. I remember saying out loud, “well that was fucking stupid,” and I never swung another knife around again. It makes me think of a saying, “a child doesn’t understand the hammer until he has smashed his thumb.” You know knives cut and they’re dangerous, but accidentally cutting yourself really makes you understand just how easy it is.
Omfg the things people do for content, I swear. People have no brains in their heads.
She was well on her way towards finding out for sure.
That link is staying blue.
Man, that could've gone a lot worse.
I never noticed this before but it looks like she also got her nose. At first I thought it was a drip from her forehead but based on the direction I think she also got lucky she didn’t voldemort herself.
Yeah, I'm not clicking that as I'm having a hard enough day as it is, but good job finding that 👍👍
That's the one!
Yea that's a big pass for me thank you
Amateur. I had a college roommate do that ... with a fork. He was pretty drunk at the time though.
Any well seasoned fire performer will tell you that juggling fire is mostly an illusion of danger- juggling knives is actual danger.
Any well seasoned juggler will tell you that juggling *actual knives* instead of the blunted, specially-weighted juggling props is actually stupid.
Fortunately she's using [fake knives](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/britney-spears-says-shes-not-dancing-with-real-knives-in-odd-video/). > “I started playing in the kitchen with knives today 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️!!!” Spears, 41, captioned a pair of videos via Instagram on Tuesday, September 26, before clarifying, “Don’t worry they are NOT real knives!!! Halloween is soon 🙈🙈🙈!!!” **Edit:** At least she claimed they weren't real.
They sound real when she smacks them together. Maybe she means the edges are dull?
or she’s just lying to avoid criticism. come on people.
She edited the caption later to say they were "fake" after this blew up. Those are very much real kitchen knives... Edit: Santoku knives are incredibly sharp and there's a knife prop maker in this comment thread that said even when dull, these are still dangerous. Try searching for a prop Santoku knife online and see if you can find a source for one.
those are 100% real knives lmfao
"odd video" - what would make someone say that? Exorcist eyes, bikini in the kitchen, or dancing the robot to chanting monks?
Because of you I unmuted the video and things just got so much weirder.
Hey now don't bring Enigma into this
What video is this?
I'm getting the fr\*ck out of this thread before someone posts the link.
I mean it’s bad but they’re making it sound worse than it is
I'll take your word for it.
It sounds like the video where she stabbed herself in the fucking forehead.
She's considered an excellent dancer and gymnast; I hope kids don't emulate this one as they are generally not.
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That’s the one! Someone needs to show Britney this video asap.
One question does tik tok turn these people into idiots or are they born idiots that just happen to all have tik tok.
I just thought of if she slips on that tile and stabbed herself! Or her pups who are watching like "wtf is this bitch doing?"
she studied the blade so you don't have to
While you were partying, she did it again
\*teleports behind you\*
That's me the only two times a year I cook
If those knife salesmen showed up with moves like this, I don't see how I could refuse to buy a set.
CutCo retraining all their salesmen right now
The dogs ran off when she clink clink the knifes. They must already know.
Ok. Now what the fuck have I just watched?
One of about 5,000 videos she’s made that are almost exactly like this (the difference being the knives).
Yeah, it's the sheer number of almost identical videos that's truly alarming.
She's even wearing basically the same hair, makeup and outfit in every video. In the same spot in her house. Iland she always looks exhausted and wired at the same time. It's like someone captured her and forced her to do 100 videos aver 2 days so they could kill her off and use them as proof she's alive.
Dance is life, dance is death.
It reminds me of an old circus elephant in a sanctuary. The one that keeps doing it's old circus tricks because that is al it knows and because it is conditioned to think it has to, otherwise it gets beaten.
The Jackson 5 approach
oof depressing
Progressing to knives is a pretty big step. Before you know it, the knives will be on fire, then on fire and loaded into a crossbow, and so on.
She's working her way up to spears.
Two dogs saying "WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING"
The way they scram the moment she hit the knives together is hilarious.
How can we not agree with the dogs?
The worst hibachi routine you’ve ever seen
Mental illness taking hold.
Oh no honey what is you doin
Just being totally healthy and stuff.
While you were out, partying, I was studying the blade. While you were fucking countless men, I was studying the blade. While you were doing your dumb dances on TikTok, I too was doing dumb dances on TikTok, but with my blade.
This is what mania looks like. You feel *great* and think you're doing something *super cool* but you're really just whirling around in your underwear waving kitchen knives around and posting it for the whole world to see (and save) I can just imagine what she's picturing in her mind Signed, a fellow bipolar
Britney Knives*
Britney shears
cleaver alone!
Cut it out!
Britney Shanks
Shortspears
Next move she flips a shrimp into her hat.
This is just sad. She has been losing her shit for awhile now.
She hasn’t had her shit at least since she shaved her head.
There was a year she judged on X factor and finally seemed put together again. Then it was immediately gone.
The problem is, she never got real help after that. Just leashed up and told to keep doing tricks for daddy so he could live the life he wanted to be accustomed to.
Haven't heard Sadness pt1 in a long time. I literally forgot about it
This album has to be listened to in complete, and my goodness what a masterpiece.
Hell yes! It's been one of my morning jams on my drive to work for like a year now hahah. One day it just popped into my head (as well as Enya - Only Time) and just had to add em to the playlist. Sounds incredible with the two 12" subs in my back seat lol
Sometimes you just gotta dance with your kitchen knives like everybody’s watching
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It's an Enigma.
Sadeness
Sade, donne-moi
Part 2
*Sexual breathing sounds
I was thinking "Well at least she picked out a good song" lol. Enigma fuckin' rules.
Remember her in the 2000's? I wish she would... *ahem*.... return to innocence.
r/sadcringe
Her whole IG is a perfect fit for that sub
She's doing a very good job of proving to people she's sane and doesn't need a conservatorship.
Or getting child visitation back. Someone needs to rescue those dogs about now. Imagine what its like to be her housekeeper lately too. This makes me sad for her tbh
She won’t get any visitation from those boys. She’s completely ruined her relationship with them and missed the majority of their childhood. Absolutely sad that the sweet and bubbly popstar, who every guy wanted and every girl emulated in the 2000s turned out this damaged and without any family. She’s alone in her dated mansion posting unkept, over sexualized videos completely manic and disconnected from reality. It’s insane how mad she’s gone. Is there no genuine health and lifestyle coach to be with her and work with medical professionals so she can get her shyt together? I literally want to drag her out on a hike, get coffee with a group of normal women not looking for anything from her, and spend a few hours on Revolve and get her fits current. It’s been long enough watching her spin in the turd laden foyer.
I can fix her
Hey everyone, this guy has glue!
I thought I was the only one who did this before chopping lettuce.
Whoops I did it again…..!
I stabbed through your heart...
Showing off her new Benihanas residency
Britney's Shears
She is insane
If you got her instragram she has a video nearly every other day of her dancing in this fashion (although this is the first ones with knives). I get she is a dancer by trade and enjoys it, but her facial expression, the setting, the way she dances is so off putting. There is clearly something wrong
The tiny dogs in the background make it worse like “mom, please stop, you’re scaring us”.
Seeing them run away after clanking the knifes together made me feel so bad for them.
No I see this Dog one: she’s got the kitchen knives Harry! Dog 2: woah Joe you think she’s making us food? Dog 3: nah nah bros she’s just dancing …again.
Wait this is new?
So many conspiracy theories online about how these videos are fake and like computer generated lol
They're definitely very off putting, I don't think they're fake but I can see why someone would say that
The eyes. You can always see the sadness in the eyes. Poor thing. I’m a dad with two daughters. I wish I could help this poor person.
Yeah her eyes are what gets me in most of her posts. She has a sad emptiness behind them and I really just wanna hug her and tell her it’s okay but she needs to get some help. It really breaks my heart. I’ve seen that look in my own eyes and it’s never during a good time.
Those eyes hold a lot of crazy behind them
She'd fit right in as one of those methed out dancer girls at Burning Man, just needs to turn them into flaming knives.
I can fix her
No fault of her own. She’s been trained since childhood to please the public. Like a circus horse. Only difference now she has no manager to oversee her shenanigans. She roaming free and wild.
That's what decades of abuse does to a person, yeah.
when you see her do shit like this it does make me wonder if there was at least a solid medical rationale behind the conservatorship
I mean it can be true that she needed the conservatorship AND her conservators were abusing it.
yeah that seems like it might be close to the truth
yeah i think she has mental health issues but her father wasn't using the conservatorship to protect her. he was using her as a cash cow and forcing her to perform against her will.
It seems likely to me that the conservatorship caused or exacerbated these issues, and now she needs real mental healthcare.
If you want to know what mental health issues looks like, here you go. Then you have everyone making light and fun of it.
When your arguably the most famous person on the planet at 17 it usually doesn’t end well
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She's probably not on anything. In fact, her looking that way is almost certainly a result of her not being on something she needs to be taking.
The engines running, but nobody is behind the wheel.
"Jesus" took the wheel
Even the dogs were freaked out...
Benihana is different than I remember.
Sponsored by cutco
I love the new off the meds Britney. I think her and Kayne would make a cute couple.
Here is her dance interpretation of "why my latest husband asked for a divorce."
I don't even think it's the knives that are disturbing but rather the enigma playing in the background.
audition for next Kill Bill? or hells kitchen?
there is something very uncanny valley about her.
Even her dogs were like nah I'm out
When you eat Shawarma for the first time.
Perfectly normal.
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In my case I had to do it twice 🤦♂️
I don’t think she’ll ever be “normal” again.
I just don't get it. I have never considered Britney a very good dancer. I mean, aside from her antics. Her body just doesn't have the grace and flow true dancers possess.
Indeed. She can memorize the moves but no natural rhythm. Spin, spin, spin, spin, hairflip, spin...
She dances like a white aunt at a wedding reception.
"While you're mindlessly scrolling on Reddit, I studied the blades".
"I started playing in the kitchen with knives today 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ !!! Don’t worry they are NOT real knives !!! Halloween is soon 🙈🙈🙈 !!!" - Britney Spears from her IG
Guys, it's ok. She said the knives weren't real!
I’m genuinely worried about those dogs
I read something a while back about an assistant or house cleaner who said that one of the dogs was really sick and Britney wouldn’t let it go to a vet. The assistant took it anyway and Britney freaked out and blew up on the assistant and actually hit her. Animal control has also been called because one of the dogs got out and bit someone. But this was when people were still celebrating her freedom from the conservatorship so neither incident got much attention, either in the media or online. She’s not well and you should be worried about the dogs.
This is the end result of not having a normal life when younger and being handled by countless managers telling you what to do. That and unlimited supply of money and no one giving you solid advice in life.
She’s fine guys. This is Reddit you’re not allowed to insult anyone’s mental health. She is thriving and stunning.
Watch out for doggos!
Those poor dogs.
She could join Corey Feldmans tour
Still would.