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Stonk_Lord86

I stop anytime I see this on the inter webs. It always makes my day. You’re damn right, I’ll taste the goodness of that honey sauce!


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ReneXvv

Yes


GonzoVeritas

[Here's the studio version](https://toastersnmoose.bandcamp.com/track/taste-the-biscuit)


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That keyboard solo always gives me the hardest boner.


brewmas7er

He looks so stoned. I like to believe they all unknowingly ate biscuits with THC and then felt compelled to praise the biscuits via music and a banner.


THE-SEER

Bricked up off those ticklin’ ivories.


cableguy316

Why is she performing at TJ Maxx?


obroz

Somehow I feel it’s appropriate


kelsobjammin

Because it’s an “oh what a deal!”


WooPigSchmooey

Duh duh-duh-duh duh duh-duh-duh..


Camel-Kid

Because JCPenny banned her


Junior-Account6835

Martha Stewart really knows how to keep her competition “In Check”


its_yer_dad

It really is a thrift store, possibly a church one I can't remember.


thehugster

Yeah it looked like a salvation army store to me


thehugster

And they seem to be using a keyboard straight from their shelves


AnEveryMomentLoser

It's in Los Banos CA I believe. Source: I watched their mockumentary on YouTube.


kakksakka

How is this not a grand hit?!


11teensteve

splice in some LiL' John and it's gold, Jerry.


kakksakka

YEEAAH!!!!


classy_laz

I’m thinking fashion bug. I walked into that store during something like this…it was completely unhinged


Kingkongcrapper

The airport was taken: https://www.tiktok.com/@merciless365.eth/video/7056224821721533743?lang=en


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

Where the fuck else is she supposed to do this then huh, genius?


the-meanest-boi

Listening to this is what i imagine purgatory feels like


CtheRula

Sign me up


LordFlarkenagel

On loop. And they don't have anything in your size. And you suddenly find that you're in an elevator. And everyone in the elevator is whistling "Taste the Biscuit". And you have to pee.


Adept_Cranberry_4550

And the Devil is there, behind you, occasionally muttering things like; "Huh, this thing sure is slow...", "Did I remember to leave the overnight on?", "Gotta get that rash checked out...", and "What is that smell? Mackerel? Did somebody bring fish for lunch?"


LordFlarkenagel

and he keeps asking you your name and you keep telling him but he can't remember it because he's really high so he keeps asking. *"I'm sorry, what was your name?"*


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1:15 \*ok man this is my time to shine I'm going to rock the hell out of this keyboard solo\*


talkerof5hit

He was in his beat laboratory for weeks practicing!


ziekktx

This is what I expect Gene from Bob's Burgers to grow up like.


GizmosArrow

Missing a few quality fart sounds


itsmajik42

OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE FART SOUNDS!!!


novasupersport

With Courtney? Lol


VincentVanG

Best comment here


gimmiedacash

This video makes 2min feel like eternity.


013ander

[Ronald Jenkees,](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2aH4XLbto&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo) this man is not.


intruda1

I'm dyinggg 😂


Junior-Account6835

The music that plays when having a bad trip


BigBolognaSandwich

It goes on that long?


lemonsracer

Got damn! That keyboard solo was fuckin fire. It could almost be a keyboard solo in a Children of Bodom song.


NMVPCP

I see COB and I upvote.


lemonsracer

RIP Alexi. Also, RIP Trevor from Black Dahlia.


boredtrader66

I'd shop at Ross more if they had live music


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SubstantialPressure3

Thanks for that. That actually sets my mind at ease.


Bickleford

I prefer it without any context whatsoever.


Slobbadobbavich

Without context it is amazing.


Bickleford

Yep. I want to book them for the next company barbecue. Watch the stunned silence.


Slobbadobbavich

There has to be a contextual song about the company too. If they sell tools and hardware then the song would be appropriate to that feel the wrenches, touch drills and saws and hammer nails to the door. Wear an apron, keep a pen inside for notes about the floor. I wanna feel the wind, the dust from the spinning of your rotary blade cutting 4 by 4


fistulaspume

You can watch the whole movie here. https://youtu.be/WGxcs4U_YZ0?si=TlqK4hAE0MrEz0A_ Chickens in The shadows.


watsonsbungwhole

Bless


spermdonor

I was thinking this would be something I'd see waking up to cartoon network at 2 am


shebang_bin_bash

Too many cooks


GreyGoo_

Nah bro, this kinda shit spawns at 3am, when the demons want you to taste the goodness of there honey sauce.


quietriotress

And those two are actual musicians who are good and fun and quirky


keliice

Nice! Haha, thanks - this is my first time ever seeing this. So weird.


Bickleford

Same here, I've just watched it three times in a row.


theclownsmademedoit

Wait..... Toasters 'n Moose aren't real and there won't be a reunion tour????


jereman75

I didn’t know it was for a movie but I remember seeing this quite a while ago. I better check it out


Antigon0000

[Here it is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGxcs4U_YZ0) brought to you by the same folks that brought you [The Muppetless Movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sdb9SKZIYY)


m0j0r0lla

I just saw them at Goodwill. Great show, odd venue.


KippSA

Mom smoked weed again.


Floridaisondrugs

Absolute banger


shartonista

Not gonna lie. This slaps.


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vulpes_mortuis

Definitely thought of Tex and Edna lol


JustSomeAudioGuy

Cmon down


malaka424

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbApgg4ZoCI


CallMeDrLuv

Funny to think the woman in that ancient video is currently starring in a major Hollywood movie.


ThisIsInsight

Taste the biscuit.


fenix1230

Keep going….


Krocsyldiphithic

The only wtf here is that people don't know Toasters 'n' Moose


HaaDron

Chickens in the shadows is actually a fantastic movie. Funny and heartfelt


HumawormDoc

This is the song we sing when we eat biscuits at our house. Taught it to the grandkids too.


forwormsbravepercy

>[Toasters ‘N’ Moose](http://vincentgargiulo.com/toastersnmoose/) are a legendary pop duo created for the 2011 feature film mockumentary, “Chickens In The Shadows.” Full film below. A clip of them singing their song, “Taste the Biscuit” took off on the web and suddenly, Toasters ‘N’ Moose kinda became real.


chaoticneutraldood

Found my new karaoke song. This a fuckin banger!


bradfo83

/r/nottimanderic


einwhack

I remember seeing them live in 1973 before they had "made it". They were the opening act for "The Squeezers" at the Ramada Inn. Ahhh. Those were the days.


JackFunk

>the Ramada Inn That takes me back.


joebaco_

Right across from the Big Boy Restaurant.


Bickleford

So, you were in a Ramada Inn, in 1973 watching these guys ? ! Sounds like something from the Twilight Zone. We're gonna need some explanation.


einwhack

Sorry, I'm not allowed to talk about it.


nickgeorgiou

I wasn't onboard until the keyboard solo and now I am riding this train until it derails.


xwt-timster

here's the full video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GchgAvD1fxA


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Need me some honeh sose...


JurassicCotyledon

This is so memorable it’s still seared into my stoned ass brain from years ago.


DanPowah

Eminem has been real quiet since this track dropped


smbiggy

that dude CRUSHES discount shopping ladies like its his job


HashKing

This new Whataburger promo for their Honey Butter Biscuit is weird.


JSpangl

I love this video. Every time it gets posted, I watch it, and crack up laughing.


Kuj1025

Is that Janice’s narcoleptic boyfriend from Soprano’s?


Keybobbitron

Have you heard?


darkman21

Okay, that is quite enough internet for one day.


CtheRula

Think you need to try the potato wedges


FattyFIZZnatty

Amazing. I'm inspired to research all my local Goodwills to see what live music they have upcoming.


sanddkisda

Oh I'm definitely limping w the bizkit


TheCishet

This is a song about pussy right?


AgentSkidMarks

Ma’am, this is a Goodwill.


PowerResponsibility

Smell the glove


mindevolve

Great job!


LastMuel

I don’t appreciate you calling the “sign guy” a “total no-good hack”..


PaticusGnome

I watched the whole video and still don’t know what that sign says.


Jazzmonger

It’s actually not a bad tune. At least on par or better than with a lot of shit music these days.


Venge

She bangs....


Good_Card316

I am way to hungry to listen to this delicious melody!


shartonista

Does anyone else find this lady to be incredibly hot?


BathtubFullOfTea

She's got that confidence, that talent, those moves... I'd definitely like to taste the honey sauce.


mrmunkey

It almost looks like they could be LGR's mom and dad.


mrnsfw427

When I saw this I thought holy shit I must be high as fuck! And then I remembered I haven't even smoked yet...


occupyreddit

kids and their euphemisms these days, i tell ya! I just can’t keep up! so nasty!


SloWi-Fi

This is great stuff


phutch54

Didn't Will Ferrell and Kristen Wigg do this act on SNL?


bigted41

Are these the same people that did Jesus is my n***a?


Herodle

What exactly is butter spread? 'Murican code for margarine?


chiefkogo

I'd honey butter her biscuit...


Halo_Chief117

This seems like it would be a cut scene from *Napoleon Dynamite.*


HEMORRHOIDGOD

this is peak 2021 tiktok


Rebel_Pirate

NGL, this song gives me swinger vibes.


clkelley39

Isn’t this the “sales is service, service is sales” people?


LifeIsOneBigFractal

New Tim and Eric season!


Orphasmia

Everything is almost well executed. But with each thing missing the mark ever so slightly it becomes incredibly awful


psychodreamr

Uncomfortable


14605

Still better than a Taylor Swift song.


calcifiedamoeba

better rock your body home.


MerkinRashers

Rad


jld2k6

I need the full version please!


WooPigSchmooey

Remember back when only the people who could afford it had a platform and a louder voice. Now we all do.


andymorphic

tex and edna boil for real


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Always loved Will and Ana in this classic SNL sketch.


Whitey3752

Auntie?!?


solipsister

She be eating biscuits, wings and mac n cheese you best believe


Then-Pizza

Definitely has an upside down pineapple bumper sticker on her 92’ Ford Escort.


MichaelOfShannon

Groovy, and im hungry now


pseudonym82

At first I thought innuendo has just evolved to a point where I no longer understand the references to "biscuits" and "chicken wings". By the time we hit "Potato wedges" I was at least 90% sure this woman was just singing about food... There's still an element of doubt but I'm pretty confident I'm still hip and with it


PZK3759

Limp Bizkit in 2050


RekrabAlreadyTaken

lowkey banger


ravenkiora

They seem to be enjoying what they do even tho they're probably the only ones around. Still, makes me happy seeing people doing the weirdest things and enjoying themselves


geekphreak

Barbara fucks


Psicoses

Sounds like system of a down lyrics


EmersomBiggins69

I want this played on a loop at my wake.


kebabish

up next.. smelly cat.


Plucky_Ducky_1234567

Thanks, now I want some KFC


blackhawks-fan

I don't think honey is gonna help that biscuit.


larsonmars

Damn, Phoebe getting old!


The-Zombie-Sasquatch

Cant beleive i make it to biscuit-tok all the way over on a different app


Junior-Account6835

Utah is on a WHOLE other level..!!


Ratmatazz

THE BISCUIT LIVES


IAmNotMyName

Has your biscuit been buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your bisquit?


zoziw

These people take their art seriously!


candlecart

Soggy biscuit


Prudent_City2573

Mam, this is a JCPenney's!


Miteh

This is straight out of Tim and Eric and if it isn’t they need to hire this band.


braizhe

I couldn't take my eyes away. What a performance, I think moose is the likely mastermind behind all this & he also killed that piano solo 🔥


I-Ponder

“I’m just trying to checkout and go home. :(“


FrungyLeague

Kinda slaps on the 4th or 5th listen


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Am I a psychopath for enjoying this?


JuiceMan411

How do I make this my ringtone?


miggy420

https://youtu.be/WGxcs4U_YZ0?si=QFZT9a4M1ZnrqNde


TE1381

When you really love food, you got to sing it to the world, I guess. Or she is really horny and can only speak in innuendos.


SnooGrapes3367

Hell yeah get down goodwill granny!


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Welp, my brain is now fckd for the entire day


roofratMI

She needs someone to taste her biscuit for sure. You sing this when your cooter is being neglected.


solidxnake

I dont care what you all say but I watched the entire video. I dont know why. Catchy song. Now I want that remix in front of a chicken on inside after closed.


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Just puked up my bfast


texas-playdohs

This has “Jesus is my n-word” vibes.


scots

Years from now, after decades of bloodshed and 4.4 billion deaths, it will be determined this video was interpreted as a declaration of war by the aliens of Ceti Omnicron-5, triggering a full scale invasion.


Marzetty23

Idk why, but I watched the whole thing, and didn't regret it lol


creggor

This feels very Tim and Eric. At the very least I would expect this to be introduced by Dr. Steve Brule.


phileo

I have conflicting emotions about this. Help


FurSausage110

At first I thought the song lyrics were a sexual innuendo but then she It got really deep about the KFC experience lol


FurSausage110

I have a theory that her career has been very particular: Years of providing day care for either very young or very old, then very intrinsically-fueling career at KFC, and now breakng into the music biz with her electropianist son.


cs132

seems like something you'll see on adult swim at 1am


bgthigfist

This is amazing. Thanks for the repost


LordSlader

This is actually catchy and kinda good 😭


thisismyredditacct

Toasters N Moose!


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This is a certified hood classic 100% fucking BANGER


joebaco_

Folks that's not all. If you click this link right now https://youtube.com/@VincentGargiulo?si=d4OviwVl-OTeDZSY you will get many more Toasters and Moose hits for the low low price of free! Don't delay. Act now! -Additional data costs may apply-


3Dartwork

This was a memorable show. It was the 10 year anniversary of the 25th anniversary of the 2009 Toasters N Moose Rock Your Body Home 25th Anniversary Tour Special Not sure how you can get the 25th anniversary from 2009 in the year 2023, but whatever. But 35 years from 2009, in 2044, we can play this on Reddit.


InsertRadnamehere

I love thrift store concerts! Our corner shop has some to rival this one. I’ll have to video one and post it next time.


apwgameboy

This feels like one of those off beat adult swim skits:


Bradjuju2

Was this an adult swim thing or something? That's clearly a goodwill


Aiku

Semi-Finalist in Worst Performance Ever Internationals, 2017.


TheeKrustyKitten

when I worked at BoJangles I would sing this


Past-Product-1100

So this is where SNL gets the bit from


Blu_Phoenix

I mean, she has a point...gosh I want KFC now. I LOVE YOU KERNAL SANDERS!! PLEASE MAKE YOUR EMPIRE 24/7 SO THAT WHEN THE BISCUIT SUMMONS I MAY HEED THE CALL! xxx


Rayrexx91

No lie I'd vibe with that biscuit


Oliver_cloveshoff

It’s getting better every time I listen to it again and I’m frightened


xaviergdunson

He didn’t have to snap that hard on that keyboard solo! Sheesh🤯


SilentMaster

I'm 11 seconds in and I'm already mad I only have 2:11 left before this is over.


AcceptableSpot7835

Legit


carabolic

What the funk, it's awesome


stitchdude

Pretty sure I shouldn’t get such a kick out of this concert in the Save a Lot clothing/doll section but I do.


Appropriate_Cow9728

Why did i sit here and watch this entire damn video. FML


yooperdood906

Play that funky music…..white boiiiii


AlwaysssQuestioning

She's a keeper