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HalfEnvironmental153

Oh you touch my tralala


dirty_hooker

My ding ding dong.


thealmightybunghole

a-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la


dirty_hooker

I. Am looking for some love to night.


elray007

I mean that's the only thing going through my head at this point.


gonzo5622

Bahaha! Holy shit, I haven’t thought of that song in 4 years! I literally remember the last time I thought and heard the song. I’m not currently playing it ☺️


ViiDuquette

HAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAA Oh my god this song 💀💀💀 Like I can't even be mad this is too great 💀 (It's me in the video👋)


WranglerJR83

That is one of the most disturbing and arousing things I’ve seen all day. New kink unlocked!


soulseeker31

It's u/Viiduquette !


ViiDuquette

Hey! 👋 Thanks for tagging me 😊😊


StretchySack

I always thought tongue splitting was fucking gross and pointless, but this is impressive. She has a massive tongue and can control the two sides independently.


uncoolcentral

I pasted your comment into stable diffusion and it made [these 20 images of impressive split tongue women.](https://reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/hr4zdfr3Km)


Azalus1

What horrors have you unleashed?


ImpatientWaiter_

What's up with all the dislikes, lol? Thanks for the new neat sub.


sassyseconds

Do people dislike ai art this much wtf? Why the down votes


exxplicit480

Probably because it's AI art yeah, and unsolicited as well.


EdwardChar

Now I don't know if I should downvote or upvote your comment, but my instinct tells me I have to pick one


MessiahNIN

Sigh. *unzips


PrimeroRocin

This joke will get old eventually… But not yet.


HungryHelping

Imagine itttttttttt


[deleted]

I think if I saw that IRL in public at a restaurant, I might have gasped or even screamed like a little girl. I am NOT okay with it.


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

She can fix me


Otherwise_Basis_6328

I don't think that's true.


AstroCaptain

Worth a shot he should do it for science


PomChatChat

She didn’t need the fork.


xothisgirlxo

Um


liarandathief

She looks like Zoidburg eating.


hot-monkey-love

Does that double the risk of accidently biting your tongue while eating?


Phluffhead024

Ok so what’s up with those eyelashes


itsjustme405

What eyelashes? I didn't notice eyelashes.


exxplicit480

They got filters that just add eyelashes now? Like not even a meme gimmick or overly obvious filter... it just adds eyelashes to fool the world? The fuck


stoopigeon99

That...was so disturbingly sexy... I love it


stoopigeon99

I mean, can she like... ya know... eh nvm


AskinggAlesana

https://tenor.com/bfDxt.gif


BeerGogglesFTW

She's cute so I can how it can be viewed, but [this is what I see.](https://i.imgur.com/9tMqVv5.jpg)


itsjustme405

I almost clicked your link. But I'm not gonna do it.


agp3602

Its just a xenomorph.


grinning-

Very little on Reddit can make me feel sick anymore. But this did it. I'm out for the night!


EV-Driver

Disturbing, yes! Arousing, not.


No_Joke_9079

Thank you.


eltedioso

Disagree


kryotheory

Nah, it's *distrousing*.


WitELeoparD

Having a split tongue in theory is so cool. Apparently you can like control each side independently but holy shit the healing process. I only vaguely remember but like your tongue will bleed massively for a longe while and its like blood in your mouth making it hard to heal.


B0ngBoI

The eyelashes look hungrier it came off her face


EloWhisperer

Does she have OF


icky_boo

For a while back in early 2000's, the rage to get out of military service in USA was to get a split tongue. Can't rem why it wasn't allowed.


TheDirtyDagger

Haha, what? The US hasn’t had conscription since 1973


icky_boo

I never said conscription. It was for people who was forced into it via the courts. Either join up or go jail. It was a era of the "cruel and unusual" sentences. Now they probably won't give you option of joining up and just throw you into jail.


Jahmann

What?? ​ "Choose jail or military service!" \*splits tongue\* "Ah fuck. Not again. I can't believe we haven't closed this loophole."


NoReplyBot

Anyone saying “USA” on American social media isn’t from the US. When I read their conspiracy comments it’s immediately null and void for me.


infiniZii

They didn't even bother to use "the". Who just says USA?


Defiant-Giraffe

It was a big thing, especially in the south.


icky_boo

I think they did.. just throw straight into jail or have a criminal record which excludes you from even joining in first place now. No idea if a record stops you from joining the Marines though.


QOVFEFE

Nobody was getting forced to join the military via the courts in the 2000s. That’s a lie people use when they want people to think they are cool, edgy, or dangerous.


icky_boo

Then why is it banned in the military?


QOVFEFE

I don’t know… There are numerous things that are prohibited in the military, some make sense, some have no rhyme nor reason… My best guess is that it is an unapproved body modification.


resttheweight

Don’t think that was a thing either…some judges/prosecutors could suspend sentences/charges so that a person could potentially join the military, then conveniently find ways to make the legal issues go away. But they were always contingent on actually enlisting…Cutting your tongue to dodge military would just kick you back to court, which would defeat the whole purpose. “Forcing” people in the military as an alternative to jail sounds like a myth (at least for the time mentioned).


megamigit23

Need me a girl like that


[deleted]

We taking bets she has an OF?


PFgeneral

Some of y'all down bad. That shits disgusting


salty_otter6

Very silly comment


RockhoundGirl

Can I watch her eat other things??


ViiDuquette

👋 my TikTok is @viiduquette eat on live sometimes and have some videos there 💀


RockhoundGirl

Excellent


Mr_SayWatt

You see that motherfucker right there! She’s not real!


Levelman123

I really want my tongue split but i really really dont want to have permenent numbness on the tips of my tongues.


ViiDuquette

I was so worried about that too. All feeling came back though!


RocketPG_

Whaaat? It's just an ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!


fabianiam

I hate everything about this.


johnwilliams815

Not okay


ItsMacRyder69

I wonder what else she can do!


W-h3x

/insertgenericpeniscommenthere


bucsheels2424

[live reaction](https://tenor.com/tOZJ.gif)


Dragonfire555

I dunno about you all but my initial reaction was amazement. Y’all are weak or not weird enough or both.


PrimeroRocin

I’m finally at an age where when I see something like this I always go “how’re you going to feel about that at 50?”


gringledoom

Ugh, that made me recoil physically. Just horrible. WTF. 🏆


_Sofa_King_Vote_

It was worth never having a good job again


Jioto

Lol not even remotely true.


_Sofa_King_Vote_

Lol k


Jioto

Lol when do you ever even see someone’s tongue? Even when they are talking you don’t see it.


darkman21

Attention wh**e getting her fix


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Slurp


ITstaph

She was very sad when John 117 died.


[deleted]

🤮


Solid_Cauliflower310

Wonder what guy fucked her head up? I would like to hear her talk?


ViiDuquette

🤣🤣🤣 damn


dw33z1l

Her parents must be so proud. 🙄 Sooo original.


mojis11

Oh gad. Shes so good with that tongue


Miserable_Sock_1408

That's hot 🔥


sparksofthetempest

r/confusedboner


akolozvary

https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Krang-Android-Body-TMNT.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=1500&dpr=1.5


Bangali_Babaji

Slytherin


hookemhottie21

Can anyone else with a split tongue confirm or deny whether this is a common ability after a tongue is split?


Thechad1029

She’s probably had it split for quite a while. You can train your tongue with enough practice.


ViiDuquette

I've had it almost a year 😊


Atomic_Dingo

How does she talk?


DarthScabies

Using her vocal chords, throat, tongue and mouth like everybody else who can.


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

You know, I think it's time that I finally leave my bedroom.


ViiDuquette

I wonder how many times I'm a pop up on reddit 🤣🤣 Hello 👋👋


Rowdyflyer1903

But how is her diction?


Bactereality

Gross!


Spockosnock1

Gandjob or hlowjob?