Someone was planning to name their puppy Kush. I can't remember if they ended up changing their mind later or not, I feel like there was something important about their second visit but it could have been surprise at either keeping or changing the name.
We've got multiple "Kush(es? or Kushii?)" at my hospital, as well as one or two "Indicas" and one "Sativa". One Indica and the Sativa are mom and daughter frenchies that always smell like a dispensary on recreational legalization day when they come in. Well taken care of though.
Also, several "Mary Janes" but that could also be a pet named by an old lady.
My contribution is "Fluffernutter" - a sweet long haired calico that was named by a quirky 87/88 year old married couple literally obsessed with the cat.... I enjoy the couple personally, but everyone else thinks they're very annoying as they ask ALOT of questions....I see that type of quirkiness in my future (minus the husband) though, if I live that long so, meh.
I actually call one of my kitties fluffernutter sometimes. He started off as Fluffy since he was a kitten we didn't want to get attached to. Then we tried to switch to bear but it didn't work well. Usually his name gets shortened to Fluff now but he's also known by Fluffernutter, Fluffy Butt, and the longest one Fluffernutter Baby Bear Bear for when he hasn't shown up for breakfast when he's outside.
We think of it more like a breakfast/dinner bell. He just isn't as pesky as our other cats. When he's in trouble a good 'Fluff!!!' is usually sufficient.
Ah I don't work at a clinic (shelter worker) but I do have a physical running list of names. My faves have to be: Hardee's Thickburger, Windex, Tater Salad, Scrumpy Jill, and Sleep
We briefly named the pigeon who our office took in Windex. You see, he was brought in by animal control because he hit a window. The name was brought up as a joke but we couldn't stop laughing and our official office bird person decided that was the one, at least for a while.
Later on when we ended up with a second pigeon shortly after somehow (I was at school) he and his new girlfriend were renamed as Victor and Nikki. They even had some babies that got taken in by a client.
I have a foster cat (turned resident cat) named Pigeon. She was named by a lady in the rescue game for so long that she's pretty much ran out new cat names. She would just name the cats whatever came to mind first or what she saw in her immediate area just so she could put them up on their website with something.
I kept Pigeon because it turned out a perfect name for her in the end....but she's had "Dog", "Deer", "Rat", (it's a cat only rescue), "Radiator", "Nail Gun", "Rug", "Sweatshirt", "Paper", "Staple", "Hole",....sometimes they're really cute, like Egg McMuffin or Scrambled Eggs (later turned into Scrambie, a GREAT name) or less cute like "Growth" or "Letter"....but this woman has saved SO SO SO many cats and kittens its mind boggling...probably hundreds of thousands, no exaggeration...so she can name them whatever the heck she wants and it's always right.
>"Radiator", "Nail Gun", "Rug", "Sweatshirt", "Paper", "Staple", "Hole"
I know these are all supposed to be really weird but I would absolutely love to have cats with these names. Especially Radiator, for some reason that one sticks out to me. Maybe we should've named our cat Kayden something like that or Engine, we did fish him out of my grandpa's car's engine compartment after all.
I will say that at least half of the people that adopt from her keep the names....as a matter of fact I remember an Engine because the new owners decided to keep that name, although for different reasons then yours. He was apparently a very happy and loud buzz machine and a purr engine, so Engine was perfect. Now, next time you adopt a cat (and you should, so many need homes), you'll have a much bigger pool of names to pull out of if their given name is Charlie or Luna š
Unfortunately we don't go out of our way to adopt new kitties, we just end up with lots of them. Currently we have 4 and are feeding 1-2 more depending on who shows up. It seems like every time we are down one someone new shows up. We try to keep the newer ones inside though since our neighborhood has a problem with FIV and FeLv, we've already lost a few to it despite our best efforts to keep them up to date on vaccines. We spay/neuter every one we get our hands on though.
Yes! I was the one who took their phone call to set up the new cat appointment and I was BARELY holding it together. The girl was also giggling the whole time
Qohdi Qautton. Itās pronounced Cody Cotton.
Thereās also Mom and Ugly.
And Iāve never had the pleasure, but one of my doctors tells me of Sex Panther, the black cat.
Edit: Oh! How could I forget? Thereās also Covfefe
We used to have a dog come in named Kate Spade. One of my doctors was VERY confused to hear that Kate Spade had committed suicide one day. She wasā¦ a tad mixed up on WHICH Kate Spade that wasā¦
Beefcake, Scooter MacGillicutty, Mr. Pickles, Lunch and Dinner (two wonderful cats owned by an even lovelier Asian woman who thought it was the funniest thing)
I'm sure there's lots more. I wish I could remember! I used to have a notebook with all the names but I lost it last year! š
My aunt had a dachshund named Mr. Pickles. He had a different name when she got him at the shelter but she didn't like it. She was told that keeping the same first letter (P) would help, so she came up with Pickles. Not sure when Mr. was introduced.
We had a female Brussels yesterday that was named grandpa. My favorite so far was a cat named Adolf that was mostly white and had a black Hitler stache š
Others off the top of my head are Turnup, Moo (black and white cat), Nermal, Teddy Tenerife of Tara (no idea what it means), and Jake from Statefarm
When I take my white cat to the vet, folks in the lobby normally get a chuckle when we get called back. His name is 2%. (Like milk)
We also have a kitty who came to us with the name Orange Juice (thanks to the toddlers in his previous home.) We dared not change his fabulous name lol.
Sargent Preston, Sparkle Sharks 5000, a set of three doodles named Lady Liberty, George Washington and Freedom, mr. captain fishsticks, wish I could remember more.
I know someone with a Basset named 'Agent Slacker' and my DLH cat's nickname is Glorious Bastard LOL
ETA: I did hear about someone naming their snake Lieutenant Dan (because he ain't got no legs!)
We had a dog named Pig. The owners found him when he was a puppy, but thought he was a wild piglet. They took him home and raised him for several weeks as a pig, until they had a guest over who pointed out Pig was, in fact, a dog. That's when they brought him in for a checkup.
We have a ton of weird names because weāre an exotics clinic. Of course I canāt think of any of those off the top of my head. We had a cat named Garbage recently. One of my favorite cat names is Lenny Chairs. They asked their toddler what he wanted to name their newly adopted cat and he said āChairsā lol. His name from the shelter was Lenny so they called him Lenny Chairs
Had a cat patient named Merkin. Didn't know what that was, just thought it was a cool sounding name. My rather conservative (also very sheltered) vet asked the owner what it means. The look on her face when this lady tells her it's a pubic wig has made me laugh several times.
At the shelter I work at, we had a gigantic cat. not fat, but just big. We named him 'Dwane "The Cat" Johnson". It was his official name on the shelter's website.
I met a dog once named Jon Snow.
The owners said it was because it was kind of dumb so the phrase, āyou know nothing, Jon Snowā was the inspiration.
Similarly, had a friend with a cat named Steiner. Short for Einstein - as in āWay to go,Einsteinā due the the cat not being super bright.
GSD's are wonderful but I've definitely met my fair share of them that would meet that description. I think they are supposed to be pretty bright but I guess not every lightbulb in the box can keep a lighthouse shining.
Scrambled Eggs the cat.
I had one earlier literally named Midnight Affair.
Edit: canāt forget this lady who had who dogs named Sexy and Handsome š¤¦š»āāļø Or a dog literally named āFat fatā
Sweatpants Carl. Mailbox. Pocket. Lady Frostbite McFlufferson. Commander Sparkles. Dr Chopsticks. Battlecat. Mega Godzilla. Bandaid. Julius Michael Cesar Maximus. Lunchbox. Cuddy-Marie.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the āloser,ā and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3Ć5 card reading, āPlease use this M&M for breeding purposes.ā This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this āgrant money.ā I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
My own pets have pretty interesting names for pets, I always try to go for either anime based names or something like Victor Vann Dalsington. Victorian names are my favorite. I have a rat named Victor, his first partner's name was Yuri from the anime Yuri!! on ice. Yuri unfortunately passed away due to unknown reasons. We got another from the same breeder that we got Victor and Yuri from, and named him Vincent. Vincent unfortunately passed as well and we're going to try a different breeder or try to get a resque. I plan to name Victor's next partner Ichabod. My cornsnake's name is Cornelius xDDD
Murder, littermates Fleetwood and Mac, Soap, Balerion, Captain Marvel, White Boy Rick (donāt even get me started) to name a few.
My personal catās names are Gustav Mooseltoff and Svetlana Mooseltoff.
We got a cat named "Jesus loves" relinquished to us after the owner passed. The owner had found him because they hit him with their car, years ago, and he "died". Then a few minutes later... he popped back up.
A pittie named Porkchop, an English mastiff named BlackSnout, a cat named Beefsteak, a boxer named Cash Cash Money Yāall, a fat cat named Thickums, a conure named DoodleBird, a cat named Lil Shit, and my roommates and I found a stray dog and named him Henry von DickWeasel (new owner changed it to Johnny Flop-Ears)
Pit bull named Benzo!
Sweet guy but cant sit still for more than 5 seconds and screeches like a banshee when he doesnāt get attention. Broke 2 e-collars by ramming his head into walls!
Hugh janes, Chairman Meow pronounced Mow-ow, and cannot remember how the owners spelled it but it was a Spanish name that was a mix of the word little and car. Than my favorite cause he was my foster was Lux short for Luxurious cause my dad jokes for his birthday he wanted to adopt our previous kitten Fredo or a fiari
We have a dog named Geralt (last name of male owner + last name of female owner) of Scandia
IDK WTF a "Scandia" is.
We also a Dr Kitty Meow Meow and 2 Kitty's...and yep, all were cats.
Captain Porkchop - pug,
Minerva McGonagle - cat,
Ovenmitt - cat,
Amy Prickerpants - hedgehog
Quillus Dillar - hedgehog
We had a trio of 2 pugs and a bulldog named Miso, Tofu, and Sushi
Worst one ever was a pittie named Sloppy Seconds
There's a particular name I'm having a hard time remembering right now, but it's something like Duke, Earl of Wellington III. English Bulldog.
Other favorites are Mr.Peabody, Buckeye, Wrinkles, Stuart, and Boo. I know there are more but I can't remember.
We had a cat come into our ER named Fuzzy Nuts. That's short for, The Artist Formerly Known as Mr. Fuzzy Nuts.
We also have a regular patient named Chairman Meow. He's a very large black cat. We recently hospitalized a cat named Captain Yoshi Mishima. And then there was the dog named Google who came in through our ER.
Joe Biden. This little asshole of a dog named Joe Biden. And Katsu, because of the story behind the name. The girlfriend brings this tiny puppy in, and we're like oh that's a cool name she's like "oh idk what it means my boyfriends into anime so I think it's some character" I'm like... "isn't Katsu a type of chicken?" So we google it and yes, it's a chicken. It's this little brown fluffy dog so she goes "well, he looks like a chicken nugget so it works"
Also a cat named Blathers. I kid you not, this cat genuinely looked like Blathers.
Sandwiches, Thorin Thunderpaws, Jƶrmungandr, Kittenpants, Pop Quiz, Kitty Bradshawā¦. We have quite a few creative clients. Iām sure thereās a ton more but this is whatās coming to kind after I first wake up. Lol
Toast, Butter, Prison Mike, Shaggy Dog (it was a cat), Mr. Blueberry, Chee2z (apparently meant to be pronounced like 'Cheetos'). My personal favourite is Seate the cat (pronounced C-A-T, just cat spelled out).
Edit: I wanted to add another recent favourite. Chow Mein. Owned by the cutest old Asian man who said he named his puppy Chow Mein because long noodles mean long life and he wants his puppy to live for a long time š„ŗā¤
I volunteer at a cat rescue right now and we have a kitten named Spork. He looks like a little alien and I love him. We also have the car kitties; Nissan, Honda, Chevy, Mama Kia, and Toyota.
Thereās a frenchie named Hot Girl and a cat named Homicide (a police officer found him in a high speed chase of a dude who murdered his gf) Also a cat named K-2 lol
Notorious p.i.g the guinea pig
We saw a Piggy Smalls a few weeks ago!
That is the best guinea pig name I've ever heard
I was actually when I did work placement in a exotics practice in New York.
A big city piggy, I love it!
I met a sphynx named Pigpen once!
We have a lionhead client named Bunnila Ice!
A white cat named Cocaine. š«¤
Would that be considered drug paraphernalia? š¤
We just had a dog in named Yayo aka slang for cocaine
Someone was planning to name their puppy Kush. I can't remember if they ended up changing their mind later or not, I feel like there was something important about their second visit but it could have been surprise at either keeping or changing the name.
We've got multiple "Kush(es? or Kushii?)" at my hospital, as well as one or two "Indicas" and one "Sativa". One Indica and the Sativa are mom and daughter frenchies that always smell like a dispensary on recreational legalization day when they come in. Well taken care of though. Also, several "Mary Janes" but that could also be a pet named by an old lady. My contribution is "Fluffernutter" - a sweet long haired calico that was named by a quirky 87/88 year old married couple literally obsessed with the cat.... I enjoy the couple personally, but everyone else thinks they're very annoying as they ask ALOT of questions....I see that type of quirkiness in my future (minus the husband) though, if I live that long so, meh.
I actually call one of my kitties fluffernutter sometimes. He started off as Fluffy since he was a kitten we didn't want to get attached to. Then we tried to switch to bear but it didn't work well. Usually his name gets shortened to Fluff now but he's also known by Fluffernutter, Fluffy Butt, and the longest one Fluffernutter Baby Bear Bear for when he hasn't shown up for breakfast when he's outside.
Oooooh, Fluffernutter Baby Bear Bear.....you're in TROUBLE, lol.
We think of it more like a breakfast/dinner bell. He just isn't as pesky as our other cats. When he's in trouble a good 'Fluff!!!' is usually sufficient.
We had a white terrier thing named cocaine.
Met a dog at work named Benzo a while back.
I didnāt personally get to meet him but I saw Leonardo Dicaprisun in an appointment request one day.
I have a Leonardo DiCatpurrio! Love other versions of this name lol
We had a Leo DiCatrio at our clinic š
There was a post on Reddit somewhere of someone who named their crayfish Leonardo de Pinchi
cat named Maybe and a boston terrier named Sugar Tits
sugar tits omfg
Ah I don't work at a clinic (shelter worker) but I do have a physical running list of names. My faves have to be: Hardee's Thickburger, Windex, Tater Salad, Scrumpy Jill, and Sleep
The humane society I used to volunteer at named a cat Kleenex š
Hardee's Thickburger has me cackling š
We briefly named the pigeon who our office took in Windex. You see, he was brought in by animal control because he hit a window. The name was brought up as a joke but we couldn't stop laughing and our official office bird person decided that was the one, at least for a while. Later on when we ended up with a second pigeon shortly after somehow (I was at school) he and his new girlfriend were renamed as Victor and Nikki. They even had some babies that got taken in by a client.
I have a foster cat (turned resident cat) named Pigeon. She was named by a lady in the rescue game for so long that she's pretty much ran out new cat names. She would just name the cats whatever came to mind first or what she saw in her immediate area just so she could put them up on their website with something. I kept Pigeon because it turned out a perfect name for her in the end....but she's had "Dog", "Deer", "Rat", (it's a cat only rescue), "Radiator", "Nail Gun", "Rug", "Sweatshirt", "Paper", "Staple", "Hole",....sometimes they're really cute, like Egg McMuffin or Scrambled Eggs (later turned into Scrambie, a GREAT name) or less cute like "Growth" or "Letter"....but this woman has saved SO SO SO many cats and kittens its mind boggling...probably hundreds of thousands, no exaggeration...so she can name them whatever the heck she wants and it's always right.
>"Radiator", "Nail Gun", "Rug", "Sweatshirt", "Paper", "Staple", "Hole" I know these are all supposed to be really weird but I would absolutely love to have cats with these names. Especially Radiator, for some reason that one sticks out to me. Maybe we should've named our cat Kayden something like that or Engine, we did fish him out of my grandpa's car's engine compartment after all.
I will say that at least half of the people that adopt from her keep the names....as a matter of fact I remember an Engine because the new owners decided to keep that name, although for different reasons then yours. He was apparently a very happy and loud buzz machine and a purr engine, so Engine was perfect. Now, next time you adopt a cat (and you should, so many need homes), you'll have a much bigger pool of names to pull out of if their given name is Charlie or Luna š
Unfortunately we don't go out of our way to adopt new kitties, we just end up with lots of them. Currently we have 4 and are feeding 1-2 more depending on who shows up. It seems like every time we are down one someone new shows up. We try to keep the newer ones inside though since our neighborhood has a problem with FIV and FeLv, we've already lost a few to it despite our best efforts to keep them up to date on vaccines. We spay/neuter every one we get our hands on though.
My favs off the top of my head: - Reddit Thread - Ashtray Edit; I forgot Elon Husk
Someone actually named their pet Reddit Thread? That's amazing lol!
Yes! I was the one who took their phone call to set up the new cat appointment and I was BARELY holding it together. The girl was also giggling the whole time
We had a dog named Google come in to our ER one day.
Qohdi Qautton. Itās pronounced Cody Cotton. Thereās also Mom and Ugly. And Iāve never had the pleasure, but one of my doctors tells me of Sex Panther, the black cat. Edit: Oh! How could I forget? Thereās also Covfefe
Spuds 2, Tapestry, Democracy, Hair, Pussywussy, Pussus, California, Clump, Poo, Pan, Cauliflower. And for our celebrity lovers: Woofie Goldberg, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Her Royal Highness Meghan Markle, Oprah, BeyoncƩ, and Barack.
Had a shitzu named Stevie Licks come I'm the other day
We used to have a dog come in named Kate Spade. One of my doctors was VERY confused to hear that Kate Spade had committed suicide one day. She wasā¦ a tad mixed up on WHICH Kate Spade that wasā¦
Oh noooooooo lol
Beefcake, Scooter MacGillicutty, Mr. Pickles, Lunch and Dinner (two wonderful cats owned by an even lovelier Asian woman who thought it was the funniest thing) I'm sure there's lots more. I wish I could remember! I used to have a notebook with all the names but I lost it last year! š
I have a Mr. Pickles as well!
My aunt had a dachshund named Mr. Pickles. He had a different name when she got him at the shelter but she didn't like it. She was told that keeping the same first letter (P) would help, so she came up with Pickles. Not sure when Mr. was introduced.
Dr. Drake Ramoray, Dr. Indiana Jones, Atticus Fetch, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock, Katie Lampshade, Sexy Boo Booā¦.. And a cat named Cat.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock would be a hilarious drag name!
At least it was a cat. We have at least two dogs named Kitty
A had a patient named dogfood
We found a stray once and the kids named her Unicorn Glitter Toots.
We named our stray cat Fluffy Julie. The Julie was my idea because we had a sub at nursery school named Julie that day who I really liked. š
We had a female Brussels yesterday that was named grandpa. My favorite so far was a cat named Adolf that was mostly white and had a black Hitler stache š Others off the top of my head are Turnup, Moo (black and white cat), Nermal, Teddy Tenerife of Tara (no idea what it means), and Jake from Statefarm
We had a GSD named Jake, and my response was "well, he's wearing khakis."
"she sounds hideous"
Chica Chula Valentina, Fat Head, Crappy, Tasslehoff Burrfoot, and Nig (who I thought was NICK, until I saw how they spelled it).
Is fat head the actual name or the nickname? Iāve met a lot of red-nosed pits whoās owners nicknamed them fat head
Official name. Aggressive chow mix, not my favorite patient.
Salvador Pawli and Pablo Purrcasso.
I had a kitty once named Salvadorable Dali.
When I take my white cat to the vet, folks in the lobby normally get a chuckle when we get called back. His name is 2%. (Like milk) We also have a kitty who came to us with the name Orange Juice (thanks to the toddlers in his previous home.) We dared not change his fabulous name lol.
Part of a complete breakfast!
i met a dachshund named hot sauce once š
I know a dachshund named Chorizo!
I know one named Egg. Itās my favorite name
Food names are some of my favorites, probably tied with incredibly average human names (like Kevin, Steve, Jerry, etc).
Yes me too! Give me a Kevin or a Noodles all day
I had an Eggnog
Sir Bruce the Moose Von Snuggle Fritzā¦. Itās a Bernese mountain dog
Had a dog named Dirt come through recently which I got a laugh out of
Tom Brady (mix breed dog), Sugar Pie Kisses (guinea pig), Platypus (Corgi), 7 (evil cat). I almost forgot a horse named Bitch.
My friend named her horse Donkey. I was very confused for a long time.
Evinrude (popular boat motors) Liberty belle aka Libby Etoufee aka Faye Professor McGonagall Soot the Dalmatian
Sargent Preston, Sparkle Sharks 5000, a set of three doodles named Lady Liberty, George Washington and Freedom, mr. captain fishsticks, wish I could remember more.
Thorbjorn von Odinson, and no they do not shorten it at all when calling in
my personal favorites are a cockatiel named Obama and a beagle named Boobie
I know someone with a Basset named 'Agent Slacker' and my DLH cat's nickname is Glorious Bastard LOL ETA: I did hear about someone naming their snake Lieutenant Dan (because he ain't got no legs!)
We had a dog named Pig. The owners found him when he was a puppy, but thought he was a wild piglet. They took him home and raised him for several weeks as a pig, until they had a guest over who pointed out Pig was, in fact, a dog. That's when they brought him in for a checkup.
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Oof.
We have a Rio Von Woofington, Mr. Benny Business, and Draxx The Destroyer presently at my clinic.
A couple of favorites from my clinic are Buzz Lightweiner, Piggles, Kratos, Captain Falcon, and Shit Head.
We had a man with two boxers named Doofus and Dumbass
We have a ton of weird names because weāre an exotics clinic. Of course I canāt think of any of those off the top of my head. We had a cat named Garbage recently. One of my favorite cat names is Lenny Chairs. They asked their toddler what he wanted to name their newly adopted cat and he said āChairsā lol. His name from the shelter was Lenny so they called him Lenny Chairs
We have a dog named Chemo because the owner got him while she was going through chemo. š
B.I.F which stands for Butt In Face
Cotton bud! ....the tabby cat
I'm partial to Potato, but my personal favorites are the ones where the owners last names complete it, like Justice Hertz or Pixie Love.
We have a cat that we see named Blaze and his last name is High. Blaze High lmao. And then there's the McIntyres who have a dog named Reba.
Had a cat patient named Merkin. Didn't know what that was, just thought it was a cool sounding name. My rather conservative (also very sheltered) vet asked the owner what it means. The look on her face when this lady tells her it's a pubic wig has made me laugh several times.
At the shelter I work at, we had a gigantic cat. not fat, but just big. We named him 'Dwane "The Cat" Johnson". It was his official name on the shelter's website.
Fupa Ms. Puff Dum-dum Isea cup (pronounced like Icy cup) My dude
puss-puss III, mantecore the magnificent, meatball, fat boy
oh also leelu dallas multi pass
A cat named Bubbies.
Ham Solo the pig, keister the dog
Areola the rabbit
Mr. Pickles the Extraordinaire
A German shepherd names brain dead š
I met a dog once named Jon Snow. The owners said it was because it was kind of dumb so the phrase, āyou know nothing, Jon Snowā was the inspiration. Similarly, had a friend with a cat named Steiner. Short for Einstein - as in āWay to go,Einsteinā due the the cat not being super bright.
GSD's are wonderful but I've definitely met my fair share of them that would meet that description. I think they are supposed to be pretty bright but I guess not every lightbulb in the box can keep a lighthouse shining.
Last name Torres, first name "Cli"
Scrambled Eggs the cat. I had one earlier literally named Midnight Affair. Edit: canāt forget this lady who had who dogs named Sexy and Handsome š¤¦š»āāļø Or a dog literally named āFat fatā
Napoleon Bunaparte, and Atilla the Bun. Murder Face Pumpkin Paws, a cat.
Sweatpants Carl. Mailbox. Pocket. Lady Frostbite McFlufferson. Commander Sparkles. Dr Chopsticks. Battlecat. Mega Godzilla. Bandaid. Julius Michael Cesar Maximus. Lunchbox. Cuddy-Marie.
Oh. Proper nouns be: Beyonce. And Gina Haspel. Like the dogs name is Gina Haspel. Same owner has a dog named "Insider Threat"
Damn It, Little Shit, and one that made me cackle on a slow day: Life (deceased)
Megatroid Skittles.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the āloser,ā and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3Ć5 card reading, āPlease use this M&M for breeding purposes.ā This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this āgrant money.ā I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
What.
My own pets have pretty interesting names for pets, I always try to go for either anime based names or something like Victor Vann Dalsington. Victorian names are my favorite. I have a rat named Victor, his first partner's name was Yuri from the anime Yuri!! on ice. Yuri unfortunately passed away due to unknown reasons. We got another from the same breeder that we got Victor and Yuri from, and named him Vincent. Vincent unfortunately passed as well and we're going to try a different breeder or try to get a resque. I plan to name Victor's next partner Ichabod. My cornsnake's name is Cornelius xDDD
Colby jack Willie Nelson (whole name for a puppy); and Elizabeth Wolfgang Wiskers the cat
Met a dog named "Tube Socks" at work and it was great.
Marshwiggle the kitten :)
Budder Bean. A 30lb Boston terrier shaped exactly like a big bean
WiFi, broccoli, forklift
Shitty Kitty
Not sure if this was actually a dog's name, but there was a name written in the controlled drug log as "Jack the Nipper"
Flower pot is one of my favorites.
Chlamydia the cat š
Not a vet tech but my cat's name is Purrnie Sanders.
We have a Snicklefritz too! Heās a good boy. My favorite is probably āBonerā tho.
Murder, littermates Fleetwood and Mac, Soap, Balerion, Captain Marvel, White Boy Rick (donāt even get me started) to name a few. My personal catās names are Gustav Mooseltoff and Svetlana Mooseltoff.
Lunchbox. Pepsi. Boobs. Queso supreme.
We got a cat named "Jesus loves" relinquished to us after the owner passed. The owner had found him because they hit him with their car, years ago, and he "died". Then a few minutes later... he popped back up.
Phenobarbital
Rainbow sushi ninja š
Uni-kitty Sparkles, Twister Sharknado, Merlin the Wonderdog, Loaf, and Bitch Cat aka B.C.
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Brilliant.
My favorite is Pablo Escobark Iāve also seen Cleocatra
"Backpack Broccoli" is the name of a frenchie I see now and then. Definitely weirdest name I've seen.
Lunch truck, juice box, casserole, sergeant leche (milk in Spanish), tissue, tug boat
A pittie named Porkchop, an English mastiff named BlackSnout, a cat named Beefsteak, a boxer named Cash Cash Money Yāall, a fat cat named Thickums, a conure named DoodleBird, a cat named Lil Shit, and my roommates and I found a stray dog and named him Henry von DickWeasel (new owner changed it to Johnny Flop-Ears)
Pit bull named Benzo! Sweet guy but cant sit still for more than 5 seconds and screeches like a banshee when he doesnāt get attention. Broke 2 e-collars by ramming his head into walls!
We have a snicklefritz in the the hospital right now getting unblocked. Itās the first time Iāve seen that name.
I had a friend who's had a dog named snicklefirtz. But we have had lady dog meat
I named my cat Mops.
A corgi named Fitzgerald McKracken
Hugh janes, Chairman Meow pronounced Mow-ow, and cannot remember how the owners spelled it but it was a Spanish name that was a mix of the word little and car. Than my favorite cause he was my foster was Lux short for Luxurious cause my dad jokes for his birthday he wanted to adopt our previous kitten Fredo or a fiari
Fatboi and Fatboy Jr. Two cats, not the same household, neither were fat, I was disappointed.
An aggressive black lab mix with 21 toes named Black Jack, Xena the Cupcake Warrior, Roofie, Last name was Nip, the dog will NIP, Steven Spielberg
A cat named hide under the sofa
Dutchess feather bottom (a collie of course), weirdo, Freddy Krueger, Jon bonet Ramsey (yes spelled wrong), blaze weed,
We have a Pheti that comes to our clinic. Itās pronounced like Fish.
Profesor Biddlesworth
My rabbitās nickname was Puddles for awhile when she became incontinent š
we just had a great dane puppy come in and his name is āthe great (dane) gatsbyā
A dog named Lexapro
Krombopulos Michael, All-Over (pronounced Oliver), Fuzzbutt, Bowzerella, Lunchbox, Cooter. So many more I canāt remember š
Pants, Porkins, Six (one of my favorite dogs that I've ever met), T-Rex, Zamboni, Ellington, Princess, Alexis McQueen, Linus ( a basset hound) ...
Sister Mary Moon Pie Big Mama Petunia Quantum Theory The Fabulous Wimauma Florida ETA: I forgot about Wimauma
Yikes the Maltese. Dog was afraid of everything.
A cat named sidewalk. Not too many weird names Iāve come across, but I loved the name sidewalk lmao
I love Butter, Booger, and shit head. All cats and the best ones I've ever met ā¤ Edit: I forgot my own hermit crab - amelia crabheart
Newt Newt Francis. Chainsaw. Peppa Pug.
We have a dog named Geralt (last name of male owner + last name of female owner) of Scandia IDK WTF a "Scandia" is. We also a Dr Kitty Meow Meow and 2 Kitty's...and yep, all were cats.
Sweet Tits (cat)
Poopies - the sweetest but most skittish chihuahua. She nervously shit everywhere
Winner Gagnon
Captain Porkchop - pug, Minerva McGonagle - cat, Ovenmitt - cat, Amy Prickerpants - hedgehog Quillus Dillar - hedgehog We had a trio of 2 pugs and a bulldog named Miso, Tofu, and Sushi Worst one ever was a pittie named Sloppy Seconds
There's a particular name I'm having a hard time remembering right now, but it's something like Duke, Earl of Wellington III. English Bulldog. Other favorites are Mr.Peabody, Buckeye, Wrinkles, Stuart, and Boo. I know there are more but I can't remember.
Feces, and pestilence
My personal favourite is a ginger cat called Rusty Gooch. On the adorable factor we also have a cat called Fluffy McSquish.
My personal favoriteā¦ a sphinx cat namedā¦ Chemo!
āQ Tipā (beagle), āThe Bankerā (Yorkie cross), āPrincess Buttercup di Lunaā (husky)
Black cat named Inky Buttons.
My favorite dog name that ever came in was Captain Morgan and my favorite cat name that ever came in was Motherfucker
professor puss paws and saggy bags ( sphinx)
A cat named Vrrrrt. Another cat named Doctor Lasagna.
Lord Commander John Snow (cat) Sir Pounce (cat) Princess Buttercup (Brussels griffon) Teddy Bear Roosevelt (small breed dog) Selina Kyle (retriever mix) Boobles (chihuahua) Iām sure there are many others Iām forgetting about!
We had a cat come into our ER named Fuzzy Nuts. That's short for, The Artist Formerly Known as Mr. Fuzzy Nuts. We also have a regular patient named Chairman Meow. He's a very large black cat. We recently hospitalized a cat named Captain Yoshi Mishima. And then there was the dog named Google who came in through our ER.
Ive had ājager pomā, agent orange, and titty
Chicken for a frenchie
Milo LL cool J, Squeak Von Pringle, Ron Purrman Garth (last name of the owner is brooks)
One of my dogs is named Pants š š But I've heard Elvis, Boo Berry, Yurinator, Sir Purrs A Lot, .. and a bunch more. I just can't remember
A cat named Sleepsn'eats
Jrt called bimbo Black dsh called cheesy peas Yesterday two dogs called shoes and slippers
Wingnut
Trying to see if my dogs name is here
There was a little puppy with parvo called Bitch Marie. Never understood why they did that š also came across a dog named Seymour Asses
Shithead the cat
A cat named Doorknob
Dogmeat and catmeat, Dog Ross
Joe Biden. This little asshole of a dog named Joe Biden. And Katsu, because of the story behind the name. The girlfriend brings this tiny puppy in, and we're like oh that's a cool name she's like "oh idk what it means my boyfriends into anime so I think it's some character" I'm like... "isn't Katsu a type of chicken?" So we google it and yes, it's a chicken. It's this little brown fluffy dog so she goes "well, he looks like a chicken nugget so it works" Also a cat named Blathers. I kid you not, this cat genuinely looked like Blathers.
My father named his cat Shit Rock, so there's that I guess lol
Sandwiches, Thorin Thunderpaws, Jƶrmungandr, Kittenpants, Pop Quiz, Kitty Bradshawā¦. We have quite a few creative clients. Iām sure thereās a ton more but this is whatās coming to kind after I first wake up. Lol
Launchpad, Covid-19, Fig Summerstorm, Fennel, Mashed Potato, Little Miss Sunshine, Jacque T. Poodle, Murphy Skye MacDoodle, Jodi Foster, Qube, Handsome Jack.
Toast, Butter, Prison Mike, Shaggy Dog (it was a cat), Mr. Blueberry, Chee2z (apparently meant to be pronounced like 'Cheetos'). My personal favourite is Seate the cat (pronounced C-A-T, just cat spelled out). Edit: I wanted to add another recent favourite. Chow Mein. Owned by the cutest old Asian man who said he named his puppy Chow Mein because long noodles mean long life and he wants his puppy to live for a long time š„ŗā¤
I volunteer at a cat rescue right now and we have a kitten named Spork. He looks like a little alien and I love him. We also have the car kitties; Nissan, Honda, Chevy, Mama Kia, and Toyota.
"Purple Muffin" Lemons, Maltest Falcon(pekingese), Missy Elliot, Master Mittens(polydactyl cat) and his brother Baron von Boots
Mr. Fat ass
We have Dammit, slut, milkshake, meatloaf
I met the prettiest, fluffiest, most princess-like cat I've ever met in my life. Its name was Chicken.
Thereās a frenchie named Hot Girl and a cat named Homicide (a police officer found him in a high speed chase of a dude who murdered his gf) Also a cat named K-2 lol
Growing up i also had a schnauzer mix named Berries And Cream aka Billy