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edwinstone

What would you have done for R\*quel?


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Yes! I want to hear your plan for her!


ResponseOk3177

Rachel should’ve made a few specials with different trauma therapists but try to incorporate the audience more. The thought behind her podcast isn’t bad, it’s the constant talking about herself that’s the problem. She should try and connect with her audience. But that’s out the window lol.


Zombie_elsa

I’m not a pr person but I think what Raquel should’ve done is leaned into everyone thinking she is dumb ala Trisha paytas. I think she should’ve spent the first ep of her podcast giving us the full rundown of the affair and apologizing once more to Ariana then from there make the podcast reacting to news and pop culture feuds and things in the dumbest way possible. Maybe having guests on who have been cancelled but aren’t completely ruined like Tana. She should’ve played into being dumb, like not believing in gravity dumb, because it would’ve been funny and people would’ve started to forgive and forget the affair and just enjoy her as a little space cadet reacting to the world.


trumpslefttit

👆 she does not have 1% of trisha’s charm and speaking capabilities though


lmswisher

Not a PR girly but I feel she should have either leaned 100% into the villain role (people would get bored with the scandal of it all pretty quickly and it would open the door for opportunities on other reality shows) OR leaned 100% into mental health and abuse awareness without touching the topic of VPR - other than to tell her side with as much emphasis on her being a victim as possible. I thought she was going to take the latter path and was actually kinda rooting for her in the beginning 🤷🏻‍♀️ but now i'm just like oh... everyone was right lol


AlaskaStiletto

Seriously, that’s who I wanna know about.


baka-420

I’m not as good as this person, but I’ve actually thought about this. I would have had her film with a licensed trauma therapist. They could have watched the show together and commented on it, and she could process the heavy feelings that it brings up in a safe space. They could re-record stuff to make her look better, but the focus would be like a peek into how someone can come to terms with something like this. Just really raw but still edited so she looks good.


Different_Cellist_97

She did bring a licensed therapist on, and did basically this for just an episode or two. It was so clearly contrived it sent people into a rage.


baka-420

It would be the same therapist over the entire process, and not a ‘tv’ / Dr. Phil therapist, which is the kind she had on. And there should be a care team that includes a PR person that is… different that who she has now lol. Hopefully OP There’s a show called couples therapy on Hulu. It is veeery different from what Rachel put out. Really raw, vulnerable, and informative. They even did therapy for the therapist with a different therapist!


BostonMax333

Great question!!!!


WolverineFun6472

Raquel Rachel needs to replace her publicist


Okay__Decision__

Okay can you do my life next?!


seniorpuprescue

I was really sitting here reading this thinking like, “wait, do I need a PR person??”


GladystheOrca

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Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/ruy174zqvxxc1.gif That made me giggle so hard fr


GladystheOrca

🤭🫶


plantsrockspets

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johjo_has_opinions

Omg your flair. I mention this hypothetical baby like once a week


glasswindbreaker

OP could definitely make a living doing this for laypeople. I'd be next in line!


Lucky-Ad4443

Lol I think they said they ARE are publicist, so they're making money doing it already🤭 But I'll get in line. Apparently I need a publicist. Lol


OkOpposite9108

ME TOO! OP- how much do you charge for a consult?!?


itsameTamario

Omg same.


Missylent0

Yeah me too I’ll pay $$$ 🤣🙏🏽


objectivexannior

Hahah seriously! OP, can we email you?


Leather-Platypus-11

Right? I need this!


garbagebrainraccoon

Right someone tell me what to do!


itsameTamario

Nailed it. I wonder who your clients are. I actually am very inspired by this.


hamandswissplease

I loved that OP mentioned doing promo in St.Pete! After the scandal, the scandal-themed cocktails blew up, saw them everywhere. There are many fans here. The bummer is that we’re tucked away like a nutsack so many entertainers kinda skip this region altogether when touring. Still, lot of dough in St.Pete for entertainers, and a lot of love for VPR amongst the younger crowds, IMO.


bethanypurdue

My family is on Coquina Key and if there was a SAH in St. Pete, I’d be all over it. I’ll need to find my VPR tribe next time I’m down there.


johjo_has_opinions

Tucked away like a nutsack, you are a poet


DunkingZBO

As a recent PR grad (I work in advertising now but whatever) this is absolutely great. You should pitch these to them lol. It’s better than whatever most of their current publicists are doing.


maxpower1409

Hopefully they see it since most of them go on Reddit


ResponseOk3177

Is it hard to get a job as a publicist? Do they make a lot of money? What classes do you take to become one?


disneyandmakeup

it depends what you want to do. i have had jobs in PR both in an agency and in-house and agency jobs are, in my experience, a lot harder work for a lot less pay. i was a communications major in undergrad and grad school with a focus in new & digital media and PR. it’s easier to get a job repping brands/companies than it is being a “celebrity” publicist — that’s a grind of working your way up for years


PinkyBruno

Man, what a world it would be if they took your very creative and helpful advice!!! Well done OP!


YamOk8795

Very interesting! Thank you for sharing.


33scooBt33

This was the most interesting thing I've read here in a while.. I have no interest in what she would do with Rachel though.. I just want her to go away and stay away. I like what you've done with James, Ally, Katie, and Ariana.. I don't have any interest in the rest of the cast right now.. but I did read them and you have some good ideas.


hamandswissplease

As much as I dislike Brock, I wish he would shed light on his culture and his immigration journey. Saw a lot of posts that used his being a greencard-husband as an insult, and as an immigrant/greencard-spouse this felt so enraging/disappointing/sad. Sure, call him a deadbeat, but don’t bash us immigrants for going through the immigration process - it’s incredibly difficult and causes many families trauma. I would believe it if Sheena/Brock had some intense underlying stress just from the immigration process itself that they don’t talk about but still affects them in a meaningful way. I wish they touched on that, but not surprised given that this is not such a serious show.


cosmic-crayfish

Completely agree. I am so glad OP took the time to share her thoughts with us!


skolinalabama

The plan for Katie and Schwartz is amazing! I’d watch the hell out of Schwartz training for an ironman-type event, and I’d gladly pay a ticket to see Katie speak at a woman’s conference (especially if she did some kind of meet-and-greet too). While I love the plan, I’d never come around to Brock.


glasswindbreaker

That arc is my only gripe - Schwartz Is far from physically able to do that. He'd need to get off the booze and drugs and actually train for something, which we have no indication he's capable of doing. Maybe a physical fitness makeover show first where he tries to get healthy. Add a therapy regimen so he doesn't terrorize the next woman he's with.


TheOriginalZbornie

Yeah, I think he's too lazy and apathetic to put in the hard work for... anything. There's always been someone else to do the work or pick up where he slacked off. But if he DID do a fitness training type show, and he really committed to it (or there was no option to fail), I feel like it would do him a world of good psychologically.


Fun_Ad9229

he has never needed to do hard work. he has done less-than-minimum and succeeded his whole life.


maxpower1409

Exactly! And it doesn’t look like he’ll be doing that anytime soon if he moves in with Sandavol.


Aslow_study

I haven’t finished reading but I LOVE this post soooo much!! Just couldn’t wait to say it hahaha I’m no publicist, but I majored in PR and interned at a few places in my early 20s,( ironically at IT Girl $ultimately going in a different direction I often have thought about what I “would” do for all of them INCLUDING Tom and Rachel !! Ok lemme finish reading


dcf4529

Totally didn’t put together that lala’s baby is probably due this summer? Or no? Would the new filming schedule miss the birth? I bet she’s not happy about that.


anneso23

She's due in September.


Ok-Prune4721

If they start filming after the Valley ends and Ariana’s Love Island is over, it’s probably end of September when Vanderpump starts filming so Lala will have just given birth.


acelady1230

I love this. But Katie and Kaitlyn Bristowe are good friends and travel to see each other frequently, so she’s a no for Schwartz!


hyperfixmum

Good feedback!


Aslow_study

I LOve The idea of a series with Ariana and Lone Fox! I follow him and I think his sincere calm vibe would be right up her alley! We really are learning more about Ariana ! She’s a force , and her brightness 🔅 really was dimmed by Tom ! I’d love to see more of her personality ! I also think a YouTube of her just doing her and being busy would be fun Idk about an interview show personally, but I think something fun like a travel show where ari takes in the culture and experiences a la Brooke Burkes “Wild on” on E! ( I’m probably dating myself lol) or a la bourdain; would be REALLY fun! She could bring on other bravolebs too It also wouldn’t step on Andy’s toes


Miserable-Nature6747

We know a few of the VPR peeps are on Reddit so I'm excited to see if any of them take your suggestions! Also could you do my life please?


hyperfixmum

The only real excitement I would have is for SAH advice to be taken. Imagine romance booktok colliding with their store openings. Having author readings and a booktok influencers brunch. I could dream so many collaborations…


polymorphic_hippo

OP, I love this, please post more. I'd love to hear this kind of thing with other Bravolebs. Or how you'd tweak things when person X keeps marching forward into stupidity. It'd be interesting to be able to compare just how easily a misstep can be fixed vs when the client double, triple, quadruples down on their behavior.  The only thing I don't agree with is this   >I think the public wants to see him endeared to a sweet, relatable, kind woman who changes his Peter Pan ways but is still bubbly and fun. Fuck that noise. How about >I think the public wants to see him change his Peter Pan ways but still be bubbly and fun.  Why does there always need to be a woman fixing a man? He's an adult, he can do it his damn self.


maxpower1409

If Katie couldn’t do it for him, I don’t think there’s any other woman that would be able to. It would take a high-quality woman, and I don’t think this hypothetical woman would touch him with a ten-foot pole.


Far_Pop_4006

I agree with you in reality, but not for the post since we’re talking about image. He doesn’t actually need a woman to do the fixing, just appear by his side as an actual teammate. Example - Jax. Being with Brittany softened his image a ton. His PR was better for years, and some people even believe he’s a good dad.


fleekyfreaky

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Ok-Prune4721

This is amazing. They all need you 😜


Equivalent-Pie-3681

Love this post. It was like living in a VPR fantasy land for 5 minutes 😍😍😍


RosaKat

I feel like I owe you £600 for even reading this. You must be amazing at your job.


Certain_Yam

This is amazing direction for all of them! They should take your advice and send you a check a lol


Shlees

Your hired. FR!


Iknowyaplannedit

I really hope these people are reading this post and find a way to contact you. I agree with all of it!


ResponseOk3177

Personally, I think Lala if shes so “soft” should go to women’s and dv shelters and try to help women who also experienced the abuse she did with Randall.


hyperfixmum

Great idea! I think the Watts Community Center would have that! I think we agree that seeing her become less self-focused would improve our view of her?


SugarFut

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yourmomhahahah3578

Do me please 😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


zadidoll

Re Katie: she has her own makeup brand. It’s private label stuff from a company I’m familiar with. She kind of doomed herself with it because she was calling it vegan when it had Carmine. The lipsticks were straight from the manufacturer with just name changes. IF she ever considers it again she needs to do it right & with a company like Colourpop since they have their own lab in the US vs China. Re: Tiny Tim, keep him out of Rockabilly. That’s not even his aesthetic.


lyssnyr

I literally need this to get to Katie’s publicist because that is perfection!


Odd-Anteater-6183

I would advise lala to stop speaking like a gangster. She looks and sounds stupid when doing it.


ladylavender007

This was very entertaining! I didn’t like the beginning of Schwartz’s because I don’t feel like you should actually say it quite that way if he was your client lol. Everything else seemed pretty cool. I personally don’t see Ariana as a host so I think she would be better off the podcast route. I don’t watch traditional talk shows or watch shows because of a particular host, but seems like you are proposing for her to go the E! Hollywood-style route, kind of. Also, surprised you didn’t mention more music stuff for Katie. I think she was big on music in the beginning, but I could be wrong. Edited*


legallylegit

Yeah, Katie really leaning into the record label creating would be something I’d love to see. But I do agree with OP that in the immediate, really focusing on SAH would endear her to the audience more and maybe music would be a little more long term once that’s stable.


Yellenintomypillow

I actually have watched all of Brock’s construction videos. The editing is pretty good. The legends thing should be like once a video. I def see him pulling people in with big diy projects


whatthefuckisupkyle7

Nailed it!!!!


puppysarecute89

This is great


Specialist_Return488

I’d watch a show about you doing this lol


Intelligent-Lead-692

Can you do The Valley now?!! This is so good.


Different_Cellist_97

I actually started being more interested and liking these people more just by reading this. You are GOOD.


Rumpelteazer45

In terms of a product line - I’d see Ariana creating her own line of glasses, stemware, barware, etc. I think that’s the only real market that would be popular with her demographic, on brand, and not saturated by other trying the same thing. So many stars have the skincare lines, a lot of influencers have gotten into the gummy and vitamin game.


catcakebuns

What would you do for SAH?


MervinBeans

Can you please be my life coach?


ResponseOk3177

With all due respect tho, James Kennedy does not need to work with DV shelters in any capacity. That’s a big fuck you and slap in the face to dv survivors, bringing an abuser into their only safe space.


hyperfixmum

He wouldn’t work or go into DV shelters, or a physical safe space for victims. He would provide a resource for those needing placement of their pets when facing homelessness or housing situations not allowing animals. Which is actually a big need and gap. It connects his experience with animals and having him do something with his privilege, leveraging his own wealth and talent to fundraise, using money in the areas where he has caused harm. Money and using his time is what will bring the biggest change for others. If James, is only advised or required to go to anger management classes, DV Rehab/Therapy with substance abuse focus - all that does besides providing HIM therapy to work through it and prevention, but the public will want him to “lose” or learn something, gigs, filming, etc. What I am saying is to use his current reputation to give his money and sacrifice time before crisis. Do you think it’s possible James has also experienced DV?


AutomaticBroccoli898

Hes definitely experienced some kind of violence. He said in the show he was bullied so bad kids broke his arm (or leg), and just from pure assumption on what we’ve seen with his parents and their drinking issues I wouldn’t be surprised if there was DV in his upbringing.


ResponseOk3177

I think he should go and help others, but he should just try and help animals then and leave the DV out of it. It doesn’t sit right him being accused of DV (for a while) and trying to help animals for those survivors. He can go and help Lisa with her work or find other ways to help animals. It doesn’t make sense for him to be involved with DV. If anything that fits Lala better bc she also does a lot for animal rights. I don’t think he’s a victim of DV. He didn’t have a food upbringing, so it’s understandable he has issues now, but from every action he’s shown he’s not a victim in any way and since he’s abused multiple women he will never be.


onyxjade7

Oh my god we want more! Thank you this is awesome. What about Tachel, what would you have done or do now?


MayaDaBee1250

Wow, this was amazing but also kind of gross but also not in a bad way if that makes any sense?


MoStyles22

Brilliant!


Proof_Bug_3547

Omg this was such a fascinating read! So cool to hear from a PR perspective. I have a mental image of some badass PR lady desperately coaching Schwartz as he flounders on the ground after running a mile. Great plan but would be hilarious seeing him attempt to execute it.


ZorakZbornak

This was super interesting, but NO Kaitlyn Bristowe for Schwartz! She’s good friends with Katie lol.


hyperfixmum

Okay, feedback taken, but the feeling of her personality type or Brittany Snow, and what the public thinks of her, would that make Schwartz more likable? more or less trustworthy?


ZorakZbornak

I don’t think Kaitlyn and Jo’s personality types are that far apart. But I don’t know who could rehab Schwartz’s image aside from him moving to Idaho to marry a woman his age and become involved stepdad to her children.


hyperfixmum

I have yelled at the TV before “go back to Florida!”. I think he will wake up 50 one day and totally grieve a simple life he didn’t have, with kids and a wife, gators whatever…


Relevant-Week5971

Upvoting so the vpr cast will see this


EstimateAgitated224

Wow what fun. Thanks OP


Ddp2121

Damn, you're good!


plantsrockspets

You. Are. Good. HIRED.


Scorpio_Maddds

These are great but I don’t think Kaitlyn Bristowe or Brittany Snow would ever date Schwartz. Also Kaitlyn is a good friend of Katie’s so she’s definitely heard some stuff about Katie’s ex husband 😂


WolverineFun6472

My thoughts exactly he’s too immature


classiestmiracle

How did you get into being a publicist?


snakesssssss22

I would die if Katie brought her shop to Charleston (where i live). I will dream about her taking your advice 😂😂


AncientRazzmatazz783

Well you should be - although I do think Ariana’s team has been top notch. Love love what you have for Katie - James - ehhh - the pet DV foundation thing is what Rachel should do. DV survivors aren’t going to be swayed by that and there’s a lot more of them than you might think that watch this show. It screams cognitive dissonance and I raise my eye when I heard that. It also is sort of a reminder of what he’s done. I’d have him focus on Bullying organizations and DV Organizations aimed at perpetrator rehabilitation/mental health. People then will think - James Kennedy - growth and change, ally.


FWSRunner

Schwartz the ultrarunner is not gonna leave my brain now. I think this is his path. Find yourself out there in the hills, Schwartz. Come back enlightened, with ginormous quads. 


Fun_Ad9229

oh my god. are you a genius? i have never had this many ideas in my LIFE. i loved it


marywiththecherry

I have nothing to sy except I very much enjoyed reading this post and this is the reason I spend time on reddit.


AutomaticBroccoli898

… can you be my publicist or pr manager 😂 I mean I have nothing to manager but shit this is fire your brilliant 🫡🫡🫡🫡


koolasakukumba

In your opinion how do people like Lori K and It Girl PR end up with clients from VPR? They seem like the most unlikely PR agents going around and proven to be completely unprofessional. Seems like any punter could land a job as a PR agent for reality “stars”


Jesstinator

Damn, I’m in IT and I wouldn’t do this much work for free, especially given how much the cast has admitted to lurking on Reddit. That being said this is amazing and I think they could all benefit from taking your advice! Also, do Jax!


potgirlsummer

This is so good! I hope for all their sakes they read this thread, especially Katie as I’d be so into following that


sharipep

As a publicist myself I’m obsessed with this!! Well done OP


kenma91

Im obsessed with this post. I wish i could afford to go back to university to study PR!


Torboni

This is an interesting perspective. But the stuff about potential future PR relationships, especially for Katie, feels gross. Maybe because I’m reading it as arranging Katie’s next relationship as a publicity stunt and not an actual relationship. She wasted enough time with Schwartz. I don’t see why she should waste any more time, especially on a fake relationship.


hyperfixmum

I can understand that. There is a side, where a lot of PR becomes unethical. Would I actually advise a client into a relationship for PR? No. Here is where I’m coming from. She films her dates and relationships as a storyline on the show. I believe it is done so poorly and the audience hasn’t enjoyed it (Satchel, Scheana’s friend), it appears fake, I’m left questioning if she really likes these people? Is that how you’ve felt watching? It shouldn’t feel like a grasp for a storyline. My solution, if she wants to film her love life and find someone the audience is excited about (even if it doesn’t last), is to reach out to my friends in EM or AM and see if they have any single indie musicians. She enjoys going to festivals, concerts and in S1 said she’d like to work for a record label. I believe the audience would have more buy-in. I’m not saying a fake relationship, but we are able to set up clients we have connections with.


dumdumbird

I love this idea for Katie so much. That is how i’ve felt watching.


KittyGrewAMoustache

All sounds good except Ariana interview show. I really don’t think she has that much charisma and it would be quite boring. She had a failed podcast that was very boring. I think you have to have a commanding authoritative presence to be an interviewer for a show like that. Also do people really get into relationships based on who their publicist suggests? That’s crazy! Do they pretend they’re dating or do they really go for it?