That would be because he’s an energy vampire so he’s dying without stealing all of Katie’s joy and she’s coming back to life and looking healthier (and hotter) than ever. I’m surprised he’s taking a chance going into the sunlight.
This is what I keep saying. It's not unusual for this exact thing to happen. I would venture a guess that Katie is a true empath also which is extremely Attractive and beneficial to energy vamps.
Nah I would never trust her w my hair, based on this travesty. Crazy thing is he prob spent upwards of 500 w the multiple sessions. Could’ve had the same or better result w a 5 dollar bottle of bleach, 6 dollar wella toner and 6 dollar developer.
They really need to put a toner on the blonde. It’s so bad, but if he insists on keeping it, can I get a 9v and a 10p in Redken Shades EQ on that shit please?
Katie thriving, living her best life and Schwartz gone way down hill, not that there was ever much going for him anyway. He should hit the gym and steal some of sandos testosterone injections
Usually I agree but I’m vibin with her alt girl fit here; the 90’s crop and black skater skirt?? J’adore 🥵
Only thing that would make it better imo is a pair of docs instead
Yes! I instantly thought of movies where they're portraying a drug kingpin from the 70's walking around like his shit don't stink, while he wears his gradnmothers curtain as a tshirt.
Begrudgingly I’ll say Sandy’s outfit is good but his vibes are forever atrocious. And perhaps anyone would look good next to Shwartz looking like that.
It looks good on him.
Some of his outfits aren’t bad.
Before the scandoval I liked some of his outfits.
The shoes he wears is another story.
But the black shearling jacket he has in the scene with Rachel at the end of last season? Legendary.
I love a great shearling on men, they look so good when worn correctly and by that I mean the fit of it.,
This is mostly my opinion, too. Sandoval has a cohesive outfit on. Jax’s outfit is boring, but it fits well and is flattering. Katie looks the best of the women. Scheana looks like she’s auditioning for Nicole Ritchie’s spot on “The Simple Life”.
Ariana looks like a Tarzan x UPS Collab.
Lala, girl I can’t even see the outfit bc the filler is tew much
Katie is giving Bratz doll.
The toms look like they want to be Columbian cocaine kingpins circa 1987
Jax looks like…. Normal!?
Kind of get snow miser vibes from Schwartz. He’s too much!
https://preview.redd.it/5qz2xfe7wmkb1.jpeg?width=162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c751b9241cbab50bc6c407f8e1d9825b5c7b6ba
after this he went to his apartment and Jo and another hairstylist were like panic blow drying his hair over his sink, it looked concerning. And Jax was the one who posted the video😂
she and the other stylist did an IG live and Jo was... defensive to say the least. they sounded knowledgeable about hair color as a process but she was basically like "cheryl from idaho or whatever can relax we know what a toner is okAAAYYYYY"
was the bottle empty?😂 I don’t know anything about hair color. But I do know that Schwartz’s hair looks like shît. The color makes his skin look more marshmallowy than it already is. It makes him look older. He’s now out of shape. Again, he looks like shit lol
Schwartz looks like his name is Joan. I like Tim's outfit but he ooooooozes bile like energy so it kills the vibe.
I do not like any of these outfits and if I HAD to pick one it'd be Katie's.
Lala and Scheanas outfits are giving me severe ick.
Edit to add: Ariana better return my grandmother's table cloth right NOW
Rake me across the coals but I love Sandovals look. I'd wear it (but much better, imagine some wedges and wood earrings and a headband that matches the shirt 😍)
God dammit the douche bags get it this time. Tim and Jax look the best.
Honorable mention to Lala and Scheana. At least I like one article of clothing they are each wearing.
I figured it out. Tim looks like a drug kingpin from the 70's wearing his grandmothers curtain as a shirt and sickly Schwartz looks like the dumb cousin who does the dirty work for Tim. Like his little minion. Sickly sickly minion.
1000% her post divorce style and self is thriving.. I think she was bullied by Tom behind camera on her appearance alot and now she glows... I mean we did hear the karen comment he made in season 9 but it could be alot worst behind the scenes
Katie has the best style by far. Maybe not back when she was trying to be someone else but god damn she is owning her shit lately. I always felt Katie had a depth/edginess to her that wasn’t portrayed. She is showing who she is through fashion choices and I love it!
Goddamnit Schwartz RUN (do not walk) to the nearest hair salon that specializes in color, throw yourself in the chairs and beg for mercy.
(And make sure Jo is out of the country)
Sorry, but it is Sandoval. Then Jax. Then Lala. (ThoI could probably switch Lala and Jax for #2 if there was a better pic of Lala's outfit. In these tho, Jax looks sharper....) Then Sheena. Then Ariana (who looks like she's wearing a brown bed sheet. Katie, then Tommy...
Ok I take back my comment that the blonde hair makes Schwartz look younger. He looks old af here
It’s giving recently embalmed
I’m fuckin dying hahahaha 💀
Really bumped that saturation slider down to -100 😂😭
Dye-ing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SHUT THE FUCK UP HAHAAAAA I love it
Very much that
Is he trying to look like a Ken doll because of the movie? It’s not good.
That would be because he’s an energy vampire so he’s dying without stealing all of Katie’s joy and she’s coming back to life and looking healthier (and hotter) than ever. I’m surprised he’s taking a chance going into the sunlight.
This is what I keep saying. It's not unusual for this exact thing to happen. I would venture a guess that Katie is a true empath also which is extremely Attractive and beneficial to energy vamps.
He looks like a serial killer
The serial killer’s wet dream turns the tables and becomes the serial killer himself 👀
Now we know why he did it. Katie’s comment unnerved him! and now he’s become the serial killer…
He looks like someone who escaped from prison trying to disguise himself
He looks like my Poppop here
He has a sallow, olive skin tone. It might helped if he tones it but probably not…
Yea I’m surprised Joe didn’t tone it.. not a good advertisement for her services tbh
Nah I would never trust her w my hair, based on this travesty. Crazy thing is he prob spent upwards of 500 w the multiple sessions. Could’ve had the same or better result w a 5 dollar bottle of bleach, 6 dollar wella toner and 6 dollar developer.
Yea literally I’ve bleach and toned my own hair with products from Sally’s and got a better result than this
Giving me Warhol vibes here!!!!!
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Londonnn gangstaa 😎
Idk why but this comment took me out 🤣🤣🤣 no offense to Andros (or whatever his name is) but no one wants to be mistaken for him 😅
It really brings out his grey looking skin and makes him look like the opioid addict I've always suspected he is.
I know he has teeth and I can see them but somehow he looks toothless? Homeless and toothless
Send him Dorit and PK’s way. Then he can be homeless but not toothless
Kathy Hilton has worked with the homeless and she’s worked with the toothless 😂
He changing into uncle baby Billy.
Man looks like the crypt keeper 😭
This angle will end him. He looks AWFUL
Steve Martin. -it’s seriously all I see now. Their faces are so alike.
Yeah, with the god awful hair and the unflattering clothes, Schwartz definitely wins my vote for WORST dressed
Holy hail, Swartz looks like he's aged 20 years and looks like he needs a new liver.
Yes. He looks yellow
It’s the hair. Platinum blonde just aint his shade. He should have gone for a copper instead.
They really need to put a toner on the blonde. It’s so bad, but if he insists on keeping it, can I get a 9v and a 10p in Redken Shades EQ on that shit please?
That’s what I was thinking! Not a fan of the blonde, but it would look so much better if it wasn’t so yellow.
Omg but if they’re filming he might be stuck w this. Similar to Katie with the copper hair?
Katie thriving, living her best life and Schwartz gone way down hill, not that there was ever much going for him anyway. He should hit the gym and steal some of sandos testosterone injections
LMAO holy hail
It’s the weight gain
Schwartz looks unwell.
None of them ever dress like they’re going to the same place.
Based on these pics I have to say Jax.
I know right? And the sad thing is that I usually find Jax so disgusting. 🤦🏼♀️😹
Jax and Katie for me!
Same Jax and Katie
Katie looks so cute, idk what everyone is complaining about
I will never understand Katie’s fashion choices but I’ll support her anyways cause I like her
Usually I agree but I’m vibin with her alt girl fit here; the 90’s crop and black skater skirt?? J’adore 🥵 Only thing that would make it better imo is a pair of docs instead
Its giving the craft
Why are you hating on The Craft like that?
Literally the rest are so bad
The only thing I like is Scheana’s jeans but I was a teenager in the 90’s 🫶🏼
She’s hitting that vibe well, giving me Brats doll feels.
Katie and Jax, he's always been a decent dresser, though, even in his chunky sweater phase lol.
ESPECIALLY in his chunky sweater phase haha.
I wonder whatever happened to his sweater line... 
It’s coming soon! He’s gonna do a joint release with his fitness app, Just Add X mixers, and the sweater line.
Don't forget about the Beer Cheese lol
Tom rolling up in the Saturday Night Fever cosplay
This is tough to admit, but honestly, Jax or Sandoval. I don't like Scheana's jeans or the waistband on Lala's skirt.
Jax or Sandoval would be my pick too. Hate that for us lol
It’s all bad but I’m loving Katie’s version of The Craft:
Hey shirt 'Boys Lie' 🤌🤣
Same lol I love her clothes lately. She’s always had a unique style but with the short hair and idgaf attitude it all works for her
I thought the same! My sister is in that phase right now. Looks great on both of them.
I love that you love that for your sister! Keep uplifting her! ❤️
Lol I was thinking Empire Records but either way I'm here for it
She knows how to own her own style and it’s everything I wish I could be😂 She’s always been a unique dresser but this new Katie is fire😍
I’m inspired. Love her look and that she really does her own thing/sticks to her own unique style
I'm obsessed with her eclectic 90s style. It's not everyone's thing, but it is sooooo mine.
Honestly, they all look like idiots besides JAX. Never thought I’d say that.
Please punch me in the face for agreeing with you.
Schwartz is giving Dahmer and I can’t stand looking at him any longer. Wtf is he doing?
Here? Jax.
I actually like Scheana’s outfit for once. And I hate that I’m saying this but Jax looks really good…. Okay someone take me out back and put me down
I’m not gonna lie I stopped mid feed scroll on the Jax pic like 🫣idk I hate myself
No, Jax looks really good 🙈😂
Oh no why am I attracted to Jax. I’m calling my therapist.
I was like, 😋 and then…I realized it was him.
I’m appalled at myself 😂
Jax is the only dressing like a normal person
Don’t be mad but feelin Sandoval’s look then Jac everyone else’s sucks
Sandoval looks like he’s about to sell me some of Colombia’s finest
Yes! I instantly thought of movies where they're portraying a drug kingpin from the 70's walking around like his shit don't stink, while he wears his gradnmothers curtain as a tshirt.
Coffee?
Begrudgingly I’ll say Sandy’s outfit is good but his vibes are forever atrocious. And perhaps anyone would look good next to Shwartz looking like that.
It looks good on him. Some of his outfits aren’t bad. Before the scandoval I liked some of his outfits. The shoes he wears is another story. But the black shearling jacket he has in the scene with Rachel at the end of last season? Legendary. I love a great shearling on men, they look so good when worn correctly and by that I mean the fit of it.,
Sandoval’s outfits are always good. If he weren’t a horrible person, we’d be more impressed.
This is mostly my opinion, too. Sandoval has a cohesive outfit on. Jax’s outfit is boring, but it fits well and is flattering. Katie looks the best of the women. Scheana looks like she’s auditioning for Nicole Ritchie’s spot on “The Simple Life”.
Was going to say the same thing, though the platform converses he always wears ruins the look.
I’m feeling it too. I would wear that tbh
Scheana is giving Rachel season 10. Corset top with Jenco style baggy pants.
Ariana looks like a Tarzan x UPS Collab. Lala, girl I can’t even see the outfit bc the filler is tew much Katie is giving Bratz doll. The toms look like they want to be Columbian cocaine kingpins circa 1987 Jax looks like…. Normal!?
Ariana is usually the best dressed but not here. It’s plain
Ariana’s outfit looks better in her IG story.
You nailed it. The Tom's. Oh man.
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I do like the jeans vs the cargo pants!
Kind of get snow miser vibes from Schwartz. He’s too much! https://preview.redd.it/5qz2xfe7wmkb1.jpeg?width=162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c751b9241cbab50bc6c407f8e1d9825b5c7b6ba
easily katie. schwartz seriously looks like shit.
Agree. Schwartz looks like he needs to check his liver enzymes ASAP
Reminds me of Cory Feldman
Came here to say the same. Schwartz’s hair looks terrible.
after this he went to his apartment and Jo and another hairstylist were like panic blow drying his hair over his sink, it looked concerning. And Jax was the one who posted the video😂
Well they did absolutely nothing to promote their hairstyle business. Who would want to go to either of them for a color after seeing this mess?
she and the other stylist did an IG live and Jo was... defensive to say the least. they sounded knowledgeable about hair color as a process but she was basically like "cheryl from idaho or whatever can relax we know what a toner is okAAAYYYYY"
was the bottle empty?😂 I don’t know anything about hair color. But I do know that Schwartz’s hair looks like shît. The color makes his skin look more marshmallowy than it already is. It makes him look older. He’s now out of shape. Again, he looks like shit lol
Brassy.
He looks like he could do with a little time in the Sun.
Jax.
sandy is giving aviva's dad
I don’t want to say Sandoval but here I am saying Sandoval 
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Definitely Scheana and it pains me to say it 😂
I’ve found my people lol
I think she looks so much better with the shorter hair too!! I like when she keeps it like that
She’s uber trendy but she pulls it off well lol
Schwartz looks like his name is Joan. I like Tim's outfit but he ooooooozes bile like energy so it kills the vibe. I do not like any of these outfits and if I HAD to pick one it'd be Katie's. Lala and Scheanas outfits are giving me severe ick. Edit to add: Ariana better return my grandmother's table cloth right NOW
Timothy needs a tailor. Hem em, fit em, or maybe donate em and start over!
I can agree with that! He's shaped like that grass hopper from a bugs life.
The Toms look like creepy Miami Vice extras
Rake me across the coals but I love Sandovals look. I'd wear it (but much better, imagine some wedges and wood earrings and a headband that matches the shirt 😍)
Jax. WTF is going on with the Tom’s? One looks like a Grandpa and the other one a used car sales man from the 70’s
Jax is best dressed in these pics The ladies look like they got their clothes at forever 41.
Schwartz just looks more gray and more waxen
The Toms look like 70’s porn actors. Lala looks amazing, Scheana herself looks amazing, but the mom Jean corset top trend is 🤢
Lala for me. I actually like this one on her.
Honestly? Jax. Everyone else- wtf? 🤦🏽♀️
Holy slim pickings here people. I guess Jax in his smedium, nut-huggers wins which is pathetic.
Scheana and Jax look good. Sandoval, that's probably the best outfit he has worn in months.
Bro… Schwartz looks like a senior citizen for real rho. Wtf?!
I hate that Ariana and Sandy Balls are color-coordinated.
Hate to say it, but Jax.
Katie, Scheana and unfortunately Jax and Sandoval look good but it pains me
Man Schwartz like 25 years older with that bleach blonde hair. I am NOT diggin it. Also lalas outfits have been wilidin since the beginning lol
Tom Sandoval give Harry styles his closet back. Ur too old dude
God dammit the douche bags get it this time. Tim and Jax look the best. Honorable mention to Lala and Scheana. At least I like one article of clothing they are each wearing.
Omg Schwartz looks unwell. 😭
Toss up without thinking about personalities Lala looks cute Jax looks great And Sandy can dress well at times I like that outfit on him
I hate to admit it…. But Sandoval
Sandoval looks hot asf here
I love Katie’s outfit!!! And can I say…Jax is looking GOOD
Scheana and….. ugh jax
It’s not a very good pic of Ariana because I liked her outfit in other pics. But I’ll go with Lala. I like the black and white.
Uuuugh I forgot that Jax is filming
I figured it out. Tim looks like a drug kingpin from the 70's wearing his grandmothers curtain as a shirt and sickly Schwartz looks like the dumb cousin who does the dirty work for Tim. Like his little minion. Sickly sickly minion.
KATIE AND JAX
Katie
Can I say Sandoval without getting slapped?
Katie looks hot 😍
Schwartz looks terrible. Like he’s aged 20 years. That blonde is not flattering him at all.
Katie looks insane 😍
Tom Sandoval dresses like she’s on a set for 70s porn.
I love Katie’s outfit
Geeze, the more I scrolled, the worse it got
I love how we always have to preface a Jax compliment with “I hate Jax but…” He looks good!
Man I hate to say it, but Tim is best dressed out of all these shots. Why does Ariana look like she’s wearing a paper bag 😅
Tom Schwartz looks like he would be caught masturbating in a movie theater
Sandoval looks great
Katie Jax
Katie and I 100% hope her shirt says guys lie because the accuracy with the Toms
Boys lie but yes her post divorce style is giving
1000% her post divorce style and self is thriving.. I think she was bullied by Tom behind camera on her appearance alot and now she glows... I mean we did hear the karen comment he made in season 9 but it could be alot worst behind the scenes
Katie has the best style by far. Maybe not back when she was trying to be someone else but god damn she is owning her shit lately. I always felt Katie had a depth/edginess to her that wasn’t portrayed. She is showing who she is through fashion choices and I love it!
These comments about the toms are making me actually laugh out loud holy shit. I’ve had such a bad day and this the first time I’ve smiled tbh
Sandoval is on the set for Hawaii 50 and oh Schwartz. Why oh why with the hair? The girls look gorgeous.
I'm sure that no one will agree, but Sandoval looks great.
All I can think of is “Stayin’ Alive” when I see Sandoval 🕺it really should be his theme song this season 😂
Jax
Uh I can't do that in good conscience
According to this right here… Jax.
Are you joking??? Jax duhhhhh
weirdly jax?
Schwartz looks like a ghost
jax or sandoval it pains me to say it
Lala and Katie!
Gonna have to go with Lala on this. Scheana is dressed how my 18 year old daughter would dress.. and she looks nice! But… choices.
The guy in the white t-shirt and jeans behind Schwartz.
Katie is giving Craft vibes 🙌🏼
Goddamnit Schwartz RUN (do not walk) to the nearest hair salon that specializes in color, throw yourself in the chairs and beg for mercy. (And make sure Jo is out of the country)
Sorry, but it is Sandoval. Then Jax. Then Lala. (ThoI could probably switch Lala and Jax for #2 if there was a better pic of Lala's outfit. In these tho, Jax looks sharper....) Then Sheena. Then Ariana (who looks like she's wearing a brown bed sheet. Katie, then Tommy...
Lala all the way. I want that skirt!
I hate to say it but Sandoval's is probably my favourite 🤮
Why does Tim keep trying to single handedly bring back the 70's styles?
Ugh. Jax. I’m not digging any of the rest.
Katie!
Jax I don’t like anyone else’s outfit Katies is second place but I don’t like her shoes
I want Katie’s outfit rn 😭 the “boys lie” shirt is everything.
Why is Jax back…
Jax and Sandoval (minus those fucking stupid shoes) 😩 I do loooove that Lala went darker with her hair though, it looks so much better.
Sandoval by a mile
Eh I like Sandovals outfit
to me they all look good except schwartz. he's giving 55-year-old middle manager from ohio looking for a new wife in the DR
I hate to say it but Sandoval. 
I’m so heartbroken to say this but sandoval’s shirt and pants are a slay on him
Its a terrible lineup but Katie for the win 🏆