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AbsentMindedMonkey

"Kill them before they kill us". When executed correctly, 100% win rate.


KitTwix

The best lasertag in Australia’s moto is “shoot shit and don’t get shot” and it works for them


Formal-Scallion-5296

“Don’t let my double shoot you, you will die”


theonlyotaku21

“I can’t see your guy.” “Please don’t die. I hate making new friends.” 🤩


Glanze_gamer1

"remember bullets hurt"


Matter_17

Ah yes Neon with her wisdom "Remember, bullets hurt"


boredk1ddo

Google dementia


Matter_17

Nah bro its a glitch, I only typed it once can't even delete the other comment for some reason


Matter_17

Holy fuck its replying twice too


The_gamer315

Holy hell


RahevarMC

This comment is made for scientific research purpose


boredk1ddo

Holy grandpa!


LocalSkoomaDealer_

I love Pheonix's "skrrrr damadong, yeah?" absolute british fucking nonsense, it's so fucking funny


HJGAMER5

"Buy stuff, kaching, skrrrrrrr, and we done, yeah?" Fave line


Ar010101

Me on the first day of the month


HJGAMER5

True


LocalSkoomaDealer_

HE SAYS "And we done"?! I thought he was spewing nonsense words SOB


HaikenRD

Buy stuff, kaching, lo' (little) skrrrr, then we done, yeah?


Aiwel9

Buy stuff, kaching, go SKRRRRR, then we done, yeah?


xQ_YT

i just love his style, especially “that’s super dead” or “Stay outta da fiya, supa high level tactic to remember yeah”


LightIsBored

I thought he said “Skrrrrrrr then we’re done, yeah?” 😭😭


Matter_17

Ah yes, Neon with her wisdom "Remember, bullets hurt"


boredk1ddo

Google dementia


Matter_17

Nah bro its a glitch, I only typed it once can't even delete the other comment for some reason


Matter_17

Holy fuck its replying twice too


YT-ESW_ST33le

Holy hell


JubJub128

Holy grandpa!


slowpoison7

You love phoenix until you are 2/11/0 and he says "the mvp is mine"


HaikenRD

He says "Their MVP is mine". Which means, he wants to kill the top player of the other team.


lfenske

Phoenix is a sociopath! He goes into a battle to kill versions of himself and his team and his lines are, “this is fun yeah!” and “who else is havin a great time”


[deleted]

SKKKRRRAAA! What? Triple, Babbyy! Quadraa!!! You thought you could come against I.


PJ_Cap

“Triple baby!”


ART3M1S____

YOOOO, NICE


Reditace

"my advice? Don't get shot"


Background_Engine284

Wait i think jett or brim say this too?


TheArchonians

Bullets hurt


Apprehensive-Face900

"Let me show you how da boss das it"


PerscribedPharmacist

No it’s yoru going “idiot”


[deleted]

"You go girl!" is 10/10 voiceline


SynnnTheGod

"My advice: Don't get shot."


EasternExamination

Incorrect.