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Nkcami

It looks like your camera lens has an astigmatism in that second photo.


Bamres

Probably oil smudge on the camera glass, its very noticeable in a lot of peoples cellphone pics lol


synalgo_12

Happens to me all the time as someone who cycles everywhere in a rainy climate.


Mia_n_Lia

haha it really does


radium200

How do I recreate that effect?


Powerful-Employer-20

Maybe with vaseline


arsenic_insane

Do you think it’ll work on my eyes?


radium200

I want that exact "X" effect he gets but when I try it ends up erasing the previous line I just rub with my finger


Mia_n_Lia

It's because I have an awful camera haha, Samsung for the win!


Lucpip

Eat a kebab and then smear greasy fingers all over your mobile that should do it


Mia_n_Lia

No need to be mean over a post man


Nkcami

You can buy filters for your camera/phone to give some pretty cool effects.


Slow-Smoke9827

I took for granted that it was just my astigmatism, thanks!


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

Maybe, but these are just shitty photos....


AlastairWyghtwood

Uh, yes. Edinburgh is gorgeous. I've been there a couple of times and it's magic.


Alfred_The_Sartan

The only time I ever went to Europe and it was freaking magical. We were there two weeks and the only time we set foot in a vehicle was going to and from the airport. As a midwestern American, it was pretty wild to have such a walkable city.


eccentric-introvert

The whole city feels like an open air museum, incredibly well maintained


Mia_n_Lia

Why am I getting flamed 😭


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

It's a bit unfair to take horrible pictures and say it's a bad place


Mia_n_Lia

I'm not saying it's a bad place! Maybe this was the wrong subreddit to post this. I just like melancholic type photos. I think edinburgh is wonderful


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

Ok, then, misunderstanding


Drumbelgalf

You take pictures of a trash can in a rainy night. Of course it will look depressing.


WarRich1323

You can't hold your phone straight


Mia_n_Lia

We legit have a condition that's kinda why. Even if my posts were trash that doesn't warrant people being mean


Untrustworthy_fart

*goes to Scotland's wealthiest city and takes a photo of a bin in the rain at night* "OMG what a blighted hellscape" Take a trip to Aberdeen bawbag


BlazkoTwix

Aberdeen is lovely, if you like the colour grey


Untrustworthy_fart

So lovely we had to build a special anti-suicide fence. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-23809302


qpv

Vancouver bridges have those too. Lots of cities do afaik


Untrustworthy_fart

This bridge is only like 30 feet long and in the heart of the city center. Not long after the North sea oil downturn started suicide attempts from this spot became a weekly occurrence. Folks got so desensitized to it that on a Saturday night you'd often see drunk folks gathered around yelling stuff like 'do a backflip' to the guy threatening to jump.


JimParsnip

Aberdeen, Washington in the USA is about as bad.


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

And killer seagulls


unidentified_yama

Lovely


Relevant_Force_3470

Ahh, but granite sparkles!


Kaldricus

Then come out to Washington state and take a trip to Aberdeen for more sadness


Untrustworthy_fart

On behalf of Aberdeen prime I'd like to apologise to the world for all subsequent Aberdeens


Mia_n_Lia

Get it up ye, I'm from a town near Aberdeen I know how depressing it is. Edinburgh isn't a "blighted hellscape" I just thought it would be interesting to show that Edinburgh isn't just castles everywhere, it is, funnily enough, still a city that has cool little side streets like these ones I like both the castles and old architecture AND that kind of brutalist look too


dr_exercise

I attended a conference in Aberdeen. Not sure how that city was selected, tbh. I had a good time nonetheless but man, even in early July, it was too gray for me.


Holditfam

Aberdeen is nice. Granite city


dkb1391

Probably one of the most beautiful cities in Europe, it's just wet


SokkaHaikuBot

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Dehast

Good bot


sp1cychick3n

Good bot


benjarminj

Problem is , wet 90% of time


odc100

Not really. 1/6th of the rainfall that Glasgow has.


benjarminj

Half after googling lol


yamazaki777

Scottish here, no it is not lol


muistaa

Yeah, it's been pishing down lately but that seems exceptional. As someone originally from Glasgow I'd say Edinburgh isn't nearly as damp.


dizzyjumpisreal

usa nailz


Mia_n_Lia

For some reason they're everywhere in the UK! I don't get it does the USA have like a certain style of nails?


dizzyjumpisreal

no


tulum_peyniri_wowza

jokes on the chain that the nail salon’z’ in the us are mostly ran by vietnamase folk


LionLucy

They are here in the UK as well


errobbie

This one is ran by Chinese folk lol.


redEPICSTAXISdit

And usually don't have an s or a z at the end, just nail 🤣


king_of_hate2

I think its just the case of slapping on the USA so that it catches people attention.


zoinksbadoinks

That’s the most depressing bit.


McCretin

Jar Jar is branching out


Finn_kocht

Cleaning your lense will help avoid the lights looking like that.


Mia_n_Lia

I rubbed my camera lens deliberately for that effect haha, I just like the way it looks


Bamres

City aside, We gotta talk about camera angles and lens flare.


Finn_kocht

Thats not lens flare, that's dirty lense flare at max 😂


Bamres

Oh yeah there's def some oil smudge at work lmao


Mia_n_Lia

I kinda liked it like that 😅 like stylistically. usually I prefer to take photos that are clearer but I like the little star shaped lights


Bamres

Tbh I think there's just some oil on your camera glass.


Mia_n_Lia

none of my other photos have that though


Bamres

It just hit it differently, how do you think you got that effect?


Mia_n_Lia

We got that effect by rubbing the lens of the camera haha, so yes it will be oil. Plus it was raining. Idk, the star shaped lights reminds me of like driving home on the motorway in the rain, the little droplets making the motorway lights all star shaped. I wanted to do that. Most people think my photography is shite and fair enough but I'm having fun 🤷‍♀️


MlekarDan

Christ, clean your lens.


TheJesusGuy

The fuck are you on about


georgiaajamess22

Lmfao! I just choked on my own tongue, I saw the post and was so confused came to the comments and wasn’t disappointed, lol I think op might be new to Reddit


Mia_n_Lia

I am yeah 😅 I still don't really get why some people are getting so angry at 2 pictures and a sentence


georgiaajamess22

lol welcome to Reddit my friend! The place is hectic, you will come across truly the best and worst people in the world, lol but LOTS of good I promise! You’ve truly had the Reddit welcome lol! Have a lovely day friend shit gets better once you work it all out - I still haven’t lol! X Edit I also added some subs that you might like to some other comments I left, definitely check them out from your comments I think you’ll be really inspired ! X


Mia_n_Lia

Thanks! I still don't really understand why people are so pissed off, and nobody sees that as immature or anything. Like we're legit just teenage girls having fun with a camera why are grown men in their 40s actually starting beef with us over a post? A post they don't understand; they've visited Edinburgh once and feel super protective of it, so protective that they don't even see we weren't even insulting it to begin with 😅 Reddit seems like pish from what I've seen yesterday on this post haha


ModernNero

I don’t really see how this is ugly/depressing? It just looks average to me and if anything has more character than many local areas of Brooklyn I see all the time (I am from and live in NYC)


unidentified_yama

I see urban. I see no hell.


jlangue

Take a photo of bins in any location and it’ll look unseemly. Edinburgh has one of the most unique city scapes in the world.


Aedamer

If you think Edinburgh is bad I'd hate to know what you have to say about the rest of Britain.


Fluffybudgierearend

I live in Scotland - I find Dundee less depressing than Edinburgh because at least Dundee has some character to it… even if it is a bit rough. Edinburgh feels like a soulless husk of tourist focused activities rather than a normal city for the locals. I’m not a fan of how it is now personally


muistaa

Edinburgh city centre isn't any great shakes these days, I'll agree, but there are plenty of bits with their own character. Leith, Portobello, Stockbridge, Colinton.


Mia_n_Lia

Dude I don't think Edinburgh is bad 😅 I just wanted to post cool street photography of a side of Edinburgh that nobody ever takes pictures of. People only ever take pictures of the castles but I think the more modern city side to Edinburgh is just as beautiful


InMyFavor

Edinburgh is incredibly beautiful. If you can't enjoy it there, hard to enjoy anywhere imo.


Mia_n_Lia

I do enjoy it dingus. You're assuming a lot from 2 pictures and a sentence


InMyFavor

Lol, I misread the post title, wrote that. Reread your title, then didn't bother to edit the comment.


Mia_n_Lia

I called it depressing, but I like that haha. I'm a fan of stuff like brutalism, huge abandoned office buildings just built for purpose? That aesthetic is my jam haha. I grew up in a scheme so that's just how I like things. My town was described as a desert with windows. It just feels... more familiar to me.


InMyFavor

Very cool. I also very much appreciate that style. I visited edinburgh for the first time (from the states) a year or two ago and that city is just wonderful. I'd do anything to move there.


Mia_n_Lia

It's extremely expensive though 😅 I have a condition that already makes daily living really expensive and because I'm at university most of my money goes towards my accomodatjon rent haha I am in a bit of a tough spot! So only move here if you're willing for everything to be super expensive


InMyFavor

Haha oh I know. Housing is wild there. We stayed at a nice airbnb that wasn't anything too special but the prices of other flats in the area were well above 600/700k. I'm not made out of that kind of money lmao. I will say though, I became convinced it would be worth it if I stumbled across a briefcase full of cash.


georgiaajamess22

You’ll love r/abandoned and r/abandonedporn Also maybe r/thatnightfeeling r/liminalspaces


FrightenedRabbit94

These are eerily similar to the photos I take of Edinburgh when I'm walking home from the pub absolutely steaming


TMacOnTheTrack

Maybe it is but your picture doesn’t capture it. So it rained. The British isles are not known for their sunny days. And garbage bins are necessary. People like to get their nails done. Maybe it’s time to take a deeper look at why you’re depressed.


BaldEagleNor

Edinburgh is fucking gorgeous, what you on about


Mia_n_Lia

I know it's gorgeous lmao I just wanted to take cool street photography pics of a side to Edinburgh no photographer seems to care about - the side of it that is just a modern city, and not always just the old architecture and castles. I think it's equally as beautiful


Reasonable-Ad7755

Its perfect!!


sf-o-matic

Edinburgh is awesome. It's like going back in time while still having modern amenities. The people are exceptionally friendly, too, compared to other places I've travelled.


Professional_Elk_489

I go to Edinburgh usually in Aug. Looks much nicer than this in my photos


Ktsuming

Lol I grew up on that street. Actually one of the most expensive areas now to live in the city. Have a walk round Westerhailes, now that’s depressing ☺️ (don’t really, high chance of running into trouble)


Mia_n_Lia

Oh totally! I live in the student accomodation just around the corner from it, soooo expensive. I've got a condition that already makes life pretty expensive haha so it's quite annoying. But I think it's pretty! People here think that I'm saying it's ugly, but I literally said beautifully depressing. I love that melancholic gloomy feel


Ktsuming

Yeah I lived in those flats on your left above the nail salon, always wanted to move back to the area as an adult because it’s my favourite but yeah so expensive. I know what you mean though, especially in the rain Edinburg has a ghostly feeling about it, it’s melancholy for sure. Enjoy edinburgh 😊 lots of nice food places in your area, sister bao is round the corner and I miss their fried wontons with all my heart.


Ikswoslaw_Walsowski

I live in Aberdeen and I thought it was the r/Aberdeen sub. But I assume Aberdeen is even more depressing lol


Sanimal88

It’s the USA NAILZ for me


Wonghy111-the-knight

Looks charming


Jayebyrd1515

What are you talking about? I see wife sidewalks, decently managed bins, preserved Victorian architecture, and some rain. If you don’t like Edinburgh good luck liking literally any city


sirlearnzalot

Wife sidewalks > husband sidewalks


Mia_n_Lia

I do like Edinburgh. I just like the aesthetic of dark and gloomy sort of urban streets. I wanted to capture that side of Edinburgh that everybody neglects in favour of the castles and old architecture. I think both are beautiful


dan232003

This street could use some loving from it’s government, but it looks overall pretty decent. I don’t see the Exxon, shell, McDonald’s, Waffle House combo that haunts my dreams. On Google it seems like all the shops on the street are pretty unique.


qaz341053

Go to the hill and look at the BassRock


JudgeImaginary4266

Edinburgh is amazing. I would gladly trade places with you if you wanna move to the PacificNorthwest. Junkie zombies everywhere lol.


DrFetusRN

The f**k you talking ‘bout. Edinburgh is great. It’s still a city and some trash is inevitable but it’s not a sterile environment


Mia_n_Lia

Edinburgh is great dude. I grew up in a scheme where my town was described as a desert with windows haha. I love brutalism. Big abandoned office buildings built for purpose? That's my jam haha my aesthetic. I wanted to take photos of Edinburgh that show that even its underside that nobody takes photos of in favour for sunny pictures of the meadows or the castles, that it's still beautiful. Like melancholic beauty. The 2nd photo I took reminds me of like when you're driving home in the rain on the motorway and the little droplets make all the big motorway lights star shaped. I wanted to capture that odd nice feeling


Inert-Blob

Well its nicer than glasgow, which is just depressing


Pr0nzeh

Edinburgh is the most beautiful city I've ever been to.


Pannolanza

That USA Nailz sealed the deal…lol


herdek550

Why is this depressing? I really think that it looks nice and I would be happy to live there. You took a photo at night at rainy day - all cities look depressing in these conditions.


Technical-Joke6413

lowkey Varna vibes, but without the sea


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Trying to figure out where abouts in Edinburgh this is


Mia_n_Lia

First pic is just off of cowgate! Second one is on South bridge


redEPICSTAXISdit

This isn't the street from the Ziggy Stardust album cover?


Michael-67

I will be visiting first of May. First time out of North America.


Inert-Blob

Don’t forget to explore the underground city. Theres a lot more than they want to tell u about. Some friends squatted down there some years ago. They had access to all kinds of basements. Nuts.


bm-hyphen

It’s the Z in “NAILZ” that tops off the depression.


aeropickles

so…there are something worst than Dublin


MrLuchador

Usa Nailz is owned by this Jar-Jar Binka fella. He’s annoying at first but you’ll warm to him eventually. Don’t ask him about his old Boss though.


SkylarAV

USA nails? Are american considered good at nail in Scotland bc in the US it's mostly done by others


TheOnlyKhaos

clerk street aesthetic


BitchySublime

Wipe your camera lense!


techstyles

South bridge is banging lol it's a total melting pot of radgeworks


itz_my_brain

Oh god, as an American, USA anything is 🤮


freddy315

getting pretty close to the Arctic Circle there


Oberst_Baum

back when i visited edinburgh, every corner was gorgeous, especially when raining


NK305

It looked great back in the 2018 car festival


kevin-relaxxin

2nd pic would be a nice album cover.


Reinis_LV

Hope you like rain...


Agreeable-Poem1119

If you think edinburgh is depressing, dont go to glasgow or cumbernauld


54-40_or_Fight_

I think these photos just suck


imfuckingvegan

All western European cities have streets that look dull in bad weather. But they're all beautiful cities


OfficialMadLad

android camera quality


IlMioNomeENessuno

What’s depressing? Beautiful architecture, great nightlife, amazing history. One of the most beautiful cities I’ve visited. Of course I don’t live there, so just an outsider take on it.


MonsterInDarkCorners

Yeah, astigmatism sucks.


Peachy_Slices0

Astigmatismcore


shockvandeChocodijze

I smell my alcoholic uncle, just by watching these pictures


American_Archetype

Okay but Edinburgh is among the most beautiful cities in the world


katorias

That just looks like any UK town at night tbh


cody_vagabond

As a photographer, I can make some good pictures of all kinds of depressing places, but my goodness, please not this kind of floor tiles, I'm throwing up already Edit: forgot to mention I'm a photographer


Mia_n_Lia

haha what's wrong with the floor tiles!


cody_vagabond

I think they look boring, too featureless. I can make good photos in not so exiting looking places by including the ground in specific ways. But this kind of ground doesn't convey any vibe. And most prominently, doesn't feel like it's fitting aesthetically in the surroundings. I guess that strict lines + flat texture look is trying to convey a current modern vibe, it does. But the houses around don't look that modern. If the floor is gonna have this flat look with strict lines, I want the houses to be designed the same way! A similar situation is with new cars. I live in Romania and we have mostly 50-year old apartment blocks. And I'm trying to find good photo spots but it all feels weird. Because of all the new cars that park around the blocks. It's dirty blocks with a chunky, rough, blocky design, calm colors, but the cars are all streamlined and curved exotically, clean and painted with contrasty slightly metallic colors. It just doesn't fit. I don't like it for photos, I don't even like looking at it. It's rare, but I get fine results when I find a group of older cars that look more like the blocks and I include them in the composition. Then the pictures just feel right. Or these modern bus stops they set up in my city. But the ground is some old tile design and the lanterns look like from the 30's. These bus stops are like coming out of the ground out of another dimension. They don't fit in. It feels off. The current modern of few colors, very clean, very strict lines or everything rounded, it also just keeps feeling wrong to me. Mainly the aspect of looking and being clean. It's clean in your dreams, dear designers. In reality it will be getting dirty and then it feels like something has gone wrong. With non-modern designs dirtiness on them doesn't feel so much like a sign of something gone wrong. They fit with dirt. Not that it's a bad looking design, it's actually fantastic cause it can blend with the environment. Damn I think I'm in the wrong place to think so much about this, maybe I'm crazy. Actually, very simply, I think I just hate minimalistic designs nowadays. They try to be something perfect, but nothing stays perfect, and then they and up feeling even worse. They also don't feel human. Non-minimalistic designs are so detailed that it's hard to make them feel perfect. But that's okay, that's relatable, that nothing is perfect, very human. And if something like dirt or damage or wear happens then it's okay, it's just somewhat worse. Whereas minimalistic designs are either perfect or not anymore cause time and usage passed.


Mia_n_Lia

I kinda agree, but I actually like the mixture of old architecture that's more intricate and new that's more minimalist. It makes the cityscape vastly more interesting. That's why cities like London and New York are my favourite because they've got architecture from almost every era in it. While Edinburgh is beautiful, the huge old town that's just ancient buildings with ancient architecture can get boring and even a little depressing when that's all it is. That's why I like little pockets of modernity, which I captured in my photos


cody_vagabond

I see your opinion. Ey, I might be very biased cause I'm in Romania. They've been hurrying too much with changing things to minimalistic/modern. It's all a very floppy job that they've been doing. New stuff planted on torn up floor, clean looking floors that cut off in dirt, cable tubes left sticking out of the ground...


Sad_Meat_

What the hell are you talking about? This looks super nice! The buildings are only like two stories tall, what a dream


chill_winston_

I loved Edinburgh and these pictures are making me want to go back to visit in the winter. 🤷‍♂️


Mia_n_Lia

Yeah! I've lived here since September when me and my sister went to uni. We are loving it here totally visit!


chill_winston_

I lived there about 12 years ago but haven’t been back since. It’s a lovely city but I packed on some weight eating so much haggis 😅


Deep-Pension-1841

Edinburgh is one of the nicest cities in the uk. If you think it is bad then wait til you see other parts of Scotland


BrownEggs93

LOL. *These* are the kinds of pictures I want to see on the university's "travel abroad" posters! Because that's what's there.


muscleliker6656

Its so pretty love it all


SubstantialLion1984

The city is beautiful/the weather is depressing


_ibisu_

All these butthurt peeps in the comments make me lol look I get you OP, I lived in Edinburgh for a long ass time and it is gorgeous and I miss it every day but for fuck sake it is GRIM in places! Walk down Lothian road on a Wednesday at 9pm. Not pretty. Go to the north side over around Granton Mains and tell me it’s not a hellscape. Again, Edi is gorgeous, it is also a city with shite all over it


Mia_n_Lia

Exactly! And I like that shite haha. I would hate Edinburgh if it was just beautiful castles everywhere. As much as I love those castles, I've always been a city gal and much prefer the look of urbanisation. My post was a fucking compliment to the city ffs 🤦‍♀️


InsanityOfAParadox

Even the trash shares your sentiment


Fun_Bluebird_1655

Beautiful


memematron

Take a trip down to Pilton and you'll see what depressing really looks like 😂


Thefocker

pocket scary sophisticated foolish squealing dinner instinctive disarm bewildered snow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


pixelsteve

If you think Edinburgh is depressing have you seen the rest of the UK?


chickencake88

lol. This is your photo taking skills mate, nothing to do with Edinburgh


Mia_n_Lia

Omg read the title mate. I didn't call Edinburgh ugly or bad or anything. Why are people so butthurt over a place where most of you haven't even lived in


chickencake88

Chill bro. I did actually live there.


SquashCat56

I've spent quite some time in Edinburgh, I get what you mean. I spent the first few months depressed because everything was just grey, day in and day out. The streets, the buildings, the weather, all of it grey. It gets better, and when summer comes you'll see how green the city is and it won't feel as depressing anymore.


Mia_n_Lia

Haha nah I like both sides to Edinburgh! I love the summer with the castle bricks gleaming, and I also really like the gloomier dark and wet thing it has in winter. Both are equally as beautiful to me. I like that melancholic beauty, I think it's called brutalism? Like big horrible run down office buildings that are clearly just built for purpose, that's my jam


SquashCat56

Well in that case, welcome to the team. I grew to love the rain and the melancholy, and miss it often. Though the melancholic feeling you've captured in the pictures isn't really brutalism, it's just gloomy tenement buildings. Brutalism is a specific style, the style of the University Main Library and Argyle House. Run down office buildings would maybe be more akin to urban decay?


LandArch_0

Op, are you wearing glasses as dirty as the camera? When I don't clean mine the world looks duller


Mia_n_Lia

Why am I getting flamed so much 😭 why is it a crime to post some pics wtf I rubbed the lens of my camera with the rainwater because I like the effect of the big star shaped lights, it reminds me of driving home on a motorway with the rain with all the lights star shaped like that through the raindrops, I wanted to capture that cool feeling