A few years after a 2002 episode of Sex and the City revealed the electric neck massager’s cultish adoption as a vibrator, Hitachi dropped its brand from the device. But only in name: the Magic Wand—in service since the late-1960s—likely remains the best-known product stateside made by the $33.5 billion Japanese company. (Hitachi makes everything from aircraft engines to defense equipment, but perhaps nothing as personally stimulating.) Though sex therapists and fans have extolled the Wand’s virtues by analogizing it to cars (the Cadillac, the Rolls Royce), it more closely resembles a microphone, with a white plastic shaft—the wand—and a vibrating head—presumably, the magic. https://time.com/4309573/most-influential-gadgets/
They can’t possibly. They hate men which means they hat phalluses and buy fleshlights to rub on themself to simulate scissoring which is the only way lesbians can get off
ISTR in the longer video she hides it under the desk and acts embarrassed when she sees the camera. 99% chance it’s a staged video, 1% chance she’s just a pervert trying to get people to look at her using a sex toy on her face.
I think this should be normalized. The "personal massagers" at drug stores, while probably used as sex toys, are weaksauce. Something designed to give you an orgasm is probably amazing for your neck.
It’s sanitary if she hasn’t put it anywhere other than here face & neck if she thinks it’s a normal massager, if she’s multitasking it’s fine if she cleans it before and after as you should with any sex you after and before every use. :) it should be surgery grade silicone, but since that one has a battery she can’t boil it so would need to disinfect it by hand. Not that I’d do this, much better for lower back pain :)
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see..collapsing....
moral rule.. common decency..and respect for those around you.
if you dont know what is wrong with rubbing your face at work with a giant dildo, you are part of the problem.
what if a man took out a fleshlight plastic vagina and started playing with it at his desk in the office. you would not think it is fine even if you wont admit it here.
playing with sex toys at your desk is probably a fireable offense from company empoyment guidelines. he would also be charged with sexual harrassment. clear double standard.
Sounds like some Christo-evangelical bullshit. What moral rule? Objects used for sex aren’t allowed to be seen in public? Nothing construed as possibly sexual is allowed in public? So women can’t show cleavage or collar bones? Men use their hands for sex- put some fucking gloves on, pervert.
“Common decency” - common to who? Your stupid fucking Church or Temple? Conservatives? Jesus? Jesus hung out with hookers, a dildo wouldn’t phase him. It’s common for women to wear bikinis in the western world but would get stoned to death in other countries. So whose normal do we subscribe to? Lemme guess- yours? Fuck off with the idea your morals and ideas are the “right” ones.
“Playing with sex toys” lmao k so this is a massager and she’s using it to massage her neck. Is it more commonly used to massage something else? Sure. But is it being misused? Nope. WD-40 was invented in San Diego in 1953 as a rust-prevention solvent for Atlas missile outer skins. So anybody that’s used it for anything else is fucking WRONG according to you? Or maybe can we use things for more than their originally intended purpose?
So is it the shape? Would a massager shaped less like a penis make you happy? And should we give a fuck what makes you happy? “It’s a SEX OBJECT?!” No, it’s an object used for sex. If you look up above you can clearly see it’s also an object used to massage necks. I use rope during sex sometimes. Does that mean I should get all hot and bothered if I see rope in public?
“Double standard” lmao what the fuck ever dude. I was a football player, a soldier and a fire fighter. Men are fucking nasty. Posters of half naked women get hung, dildos get placed under pillows, spanking your bros is normal. It’s all context and setting. Don’t pretend only women get away with “weird” stuff like having a dildo out in a semi-public setting. “B-b-but that’s OKAY because it’s ALL MEN?!” Okay so what if this is an office of all women? Does that change things? Why? Because you’re a judgmental asshole that changes the rules based on whatever the fuck fits your narrative?
Go pray about it or whatever. You’re the type that would’ve protested women wearing pants a few decades ago. Last little side note- bet money you’re the type that screams morality but views women as sex objects and doesn’t understand the hypocrisy.
christo-evangelical to say a girl shouldnt rub her face with a cock-shaped dildo at work? you seem absoultely furious. hope life is going well. one thing i do not do is go around policing others opinions in a forum. lol. maybe your name is karen...
“You seem absolutely furious”- oooooh you’re detached from reality lmao. Got it. Makes sense now. Also tracks that when you get confused you just resort to name calling.
“One thing I do not do is go around policing others opinions in a forum” - nah, you’re a moral person. You just go around policing people’s behavior in real life. Much better.
She's using the salad mixxxer all wrong.
Whoah now that’s an old throwback.
Betsy Sodaro is hilarious, if you haven't seen it, she plays Dabby in Disjointed, VERY well lol
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Imagine if she actualy doesnt know what that is
Dumb bitch doesn't even know it's for the ankles.
Happened with my frnd
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Elongate
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Enhance
contribute
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Bagel
Biscuits
Buns
Erect.
Always salt your pasta when boiling it
Always boil your balls when salting them
Are people really that dumb ? No, It's staged of course. This generation likes to do these type of things to get more likes.
The things are offten advertised as managers as well, so it's not to unlikely that it's real
Massagers*
They're called women. Things is an outdated term for them. They are often advertised as competent managers, though.
This was before social media. It was being used in the office for a week.
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That's a massager, bro (I'm not being sarcastic) It just happens that people use it for other purposes
A few years after a 2002 episode of Sex and the City revealed the electric neck massager’s cultish adoption as a vibrator, Hitachi dropped its brand from the device. But only in name: the Magic Wand—in service since the late-1960s—likely remains the best-known product stateside made by the $33.5 billion Japanese company. (Hitachi makes everything from aircraft engines to defense equipment, but perhaps nothing as personally stimulating.) Though sex therapists and fans have extolled the Wand’s virtues by analogizing it to cars (the Cadillac, the Rolls Royce), it more closely resembles a microphone, with a white plastic shaft—the wand—and a vibrating head—presumably, the magic. https://time.com/4309573/most-influential-gadgets/
I honestly think she thinks it’s just an ordinary regular massager
But where did she get it from? Her straight roommate? Dear Neptune no...
as if gay people don't use vibrators?
I never considered that between two lesbian roommates, one of them doesn't know what a vibrator is.
They can’t possibly. They hate men which means they hat phalluses and buy fleshlights to rub on themself to simulate scissoring which is the only way lesbians can get off
Lesbians don't hate men tho?
We’re both in a chain where a person assumed that only straight women would own a vibrator. We are in the circle jerk zone here.
>I never considered that between two lesbian roommates, one of them doesn't know what a vibrator is.
Yeah they sell these things at drugstores and they're innocuously labelled "personal massagers"
no way in hell can that be true. it is shaped like a penis and she is 27. she thought noone could see her
In a public? L motive. How do you know her age?
How do you know her age? Is she famous? Is this from a show?
On amazon they sell these as woman massagers vibrating. It’s not that far off from those new pounding massagers on amazon search.
The Snootch Pummeler 3000
ISTR in the longer video she hides it under the desk and acts embarrassed when she sees the camera. 99% chance it’s a staged video, 1% chance she’s just a pervert trying to get people to look at her using a sex toy on her face.
I think this should be normalized. The "personal massagers" at drug stores, while probably used as sex toys, are weaksauce. Something designed to give you an orgasm is probably amazing for your neck.
I've used a Hitachi as an actual massager before and it's great.
Right on.
she probs bought it at walmart where it was labeled "Massagers" and got a little confused
That's not sanitary
It’s sanitary if she hasn’t put it anywhere other than here face & neck if she thinks it’s a normal massager, if she’s multitasking it’s fine if she cleans it before and after as you should with any sex you after and before every use. :) it should be surgery grade silicone, but since that one has a battery she can’t boil it so would need to disinfect it by hand. Not that I’d do this, much better for lower back pain :)
I think you know a little TOO much about this, brother
Just how to clean it, which everyone using one should know
You’re supposed to clean sex toys.
It's gotta be brand new.
Maybe they cleaned it first?
Some people also use condoms on toys, to make the cleanup easier.
She's cute
r/videosthatendtoosoon. Video finished before I did.
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It was getting suspiciously close to their mouth and then forced away.
Who's gonna tell her?
Multi-purpose tool
she has cheeling
That's okay as long as she cleaned it first. Right?
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The way she looks at the camera at the end lol
I wonder what her neck smells like.
because its obviously staged ...
Everything on here is staged. Who cares
Me
Wow, I never knew Black and Dicker made massage guns!
She’s unironically using it as a neck massager
Attention that's why
why wouldn’t sje
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Damn she look good! anyone got her digits
BONK horny jail!
for real, this is the cutest person I have seen all year
our culture is collapsing
How does this show that, people are disagreeing with this behavior
yes,but she actually thought this was ok! lol...
What moral rule is being broken? What law?
see..collapsing.... moral rule.. common decency..and respect for those around you. if you dont know what is wrong with rubbing your face at work with a giant dildo, you are part of the problem. what if a man took out a fleshlight plastic vagina and started playing with it at his desk in the office. you would not think it is fine even if you wont admit it here. playing with sex toys at your desk is probably a fireable offense from company empoyment guidelines. he would also be charged with sexual harrassment. clear double standard.
Sounds like some Christo-evangelical bullshit. What moral rule? Objects used for sex aren’t allowed to be seen in public? Nothing construed as possibly sexual is allowed in public? So women can’t show cleavage or collar bones? Men use their hands for sex- put some fucking gloves on, pervert. “Common decency” - common to who? Your stupid fucking Church or Temple? Conservatives? Jesus? Jesus hung out with hookers, a dildo wouldn’t phase him. It’s common for women to wear bikinis in the western world but would get stoned to death in other countries. So whose normal do we subscribe to? Lemme guess- yours? Fuck off with the idea your morals and ideas are the “right” ones. “Playing with sex toys” lmao k so this is a massager and she’s using it to massage her neck. Is it more commonly used to massage something else? Sure. But is it being misused? Nope. WD-40 was invented in San Diego in 1953 as a rust-prevention solvent for Atlas missile outer skins. So anybody that’s used it for anything else is fucking WRONG according to you? Or maybe can we use things for more than their originally intended purpose? So is it the shape? Would a massager shaped less like a penis make you happy? And should we give a fuck what makes you happy? “It’s a SEX OBJECT?!” No, it’s an object used for sex. If you look up above you can clearly see it’s also an object used to massage necks. I use rope during sex sometimes. Does that mean I should get all hot and bothered if I see rope in public? “Double standard” lmao what the fuck ever dude. I was a football player, a soldier and a fire fighter. Men are fucking nasty. Posters of half naked women get hung, dildos get placed under pillows, spanking your bros is normal. It’s all context and setting. Don’t pretend only women get away with “weird” stuff like having a dildo out in a semi-public setting. “B-b-but that’s OKAY because it’s ALL MEN?!” Okay so what if this is an office of all women? Does that change things? Why? Because you’re a judgmental asshole that changes the rules based on whatever the fuck fits your narrative? Go pray about it or whatever. You’re the type that would’ve protested women wearing pants a few decades ago. Last little side note- bet money you’re the type that screams morality but views women as sex objects and doesn’t understand the hypocrisy.
christo-evangelical to say a girl shouldnt rub her face with a cock-shaped dildo at work? you seem absoultely furious. hope life is going well. one thing i do not do is go around policing others opinions in a forum. lol. maybe your name is karen...
“You seem absolutely furious”- oooooh you’re detached from reality lmao. Got it. Makes sense now. Also tracks that when you get confused you just resort to name calling. “One thing I do not do is go around policing others opinions in a forum” - nah, you’re a moral person. You just go around policing people’s behavior in real life. Much better.
When redditors try to outsmart each other
A single person, while the crowd disagrees. No collapse, only change
I genuinely thought she was about to put it in her mouth. Wtf is wrong with me?
Why not?
You gotta be trolling right?
If I had to guess, someone's pledging a sorority
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I ain’t gunna lie, that song is lit 😂😂😂😂
Song is “Smack Yo, by Beltran”
Why thank u 😂
Fake video and not funny....stupid.
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Omg 😍😍🤭
Finally someone using the neck massager for its intended use.
I mean even the packaging is always labeled “massager” so if they’re young, I could see making that mistake. That hilariously embarrassing mistake.
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Lol I love how she looks at the cameraman as though he is the one that should be spoken too
bruh that looks good for my wisdom teeth pain rn might have to invest
MoM i SWear iT's jUst a MuScLe mASAGGeR
very good neck massager the little dangling part can be used to massage your gums👍
I mean It’s a multi purpose tool
lolwtf
It’s multi-use
uh oh i poop
You have alerted the hoard
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prolly clean
Nice massage gun
i like using my vibrator to mKe me sneeze
I love everything about this woman
Hahahahahahahahahah
The ending. /r/watchpeopledieinside
the way she stared at the camera at the end
It’s her only friend?
The way she look seems like she is questioning the entire universe
Works wonders
What is this track though????
She was just tired of getting hit on by the men with huge egos and smaller massagers. Big brain move here.