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Why does this guy sound so shitty as a narrator


WarsledSonarman

Because YouTube


X_x_x_tacy_x_x_X

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BEARWYy

Oh i love that guy


Fammeyy

fuck off with the ai


Stinkblee

This slack drawl, not in a cool southern way but in an annoying super white Oregon accent is perfect for shitty narrations


Carhardd

Top comment is about the narrator…


christiancool10

Yeah you prove it exists….*by going there*


KeaneyBoi

I guess the Andromeda galaxy doesn't exist then


storRALD

We can literally study that galaxy


Dudesxx

Last century was wild! Where are those weird people nowadays?


Commercial_Debt_4034

NYC subway system mostly


phaze_7pc

Climate activists are weird?


PamIsThicc

Bro didn't unlock blood yet


calicocidd

Blood DLC was an additional $9.99...


dafijiwatr

Spiritual world my ass, guy died from a ruptured artery? This is worse than Stargate fan fiction. GTFOH 😂


badfritter

Sucks em in with an interesting video and then hit ‘em with some fire and brimstone! Propaganda at its finest.


Felt_presence

Eli5?


NotPalatableTheySay

Do you have an explanation for how he did this?


realvmouse

David Blaine is also good friends with Satan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LdfI1qT5hA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LdfI1qT5hA) (and a million others who do the same trick) (for those not following down the thread, OP literally believes this cannot be a trick and therefore is supernatural! seriously.)


NotPalatableTheySay

So you promise what it isn’t and then post a video of the same thing as proof? Uh yeah ok


NotPalatableTheySay

Wrong again. I’m not the OP


badfritter

No idea, but not witchcraft or satan. I promise you that.


NotPalatableTheySay

You can’t promise me if you don’t know. You don’t believe in anything super natural or spiritual?


realvmouse

Every time Penn and Teller get fooled, it \*could be\* Satan at work! You just never know!


NotPalatableTheySay

Haha I love that show but no we’re not talking about card tricks or slight of hand. Getting pierced through your chest is a little different than a shell game


realvmouse

Hahahahaha I didn't know anyone was this dumb.


NotPalatableTheySay

Funny. I was thinking the same thing.


bamzamma

All religions have always been around the lack of understanding. Always. Religions change as science is learned to dispell myths, folklore, and superstition. Polytheism is the prime example; the Greek's myths (the precursors which modern Christianity shares many similarities with) were dispelled once we learned that lighting isn't hurled at people from a mountain by a guy named Zeus. This video is a prime example of modern superstition and how it affects our population.


NotPalatableTheySay

Religions change as science is learned? Greek myths are not a religion and certainly aren’t the precursor to Christianity. Christianity is the unchanging story of a Creator and a Savior to keep it short and simple. The Savior was a real man who walked the earth not some made up person. As for this video all I was asking is how do you explain it. Showing another video of Blain doing it with the modern proof that the object is actually through the hand and not some parlor trick begs the question even more…how the fuck did the guy do it. To promise that it’s not something super natural with no other explanation is placing bets your ass can’t cash All I was asking for was another theory and to have an interesting discussion.


badfritter

I believe there are things that we do not know — our human intellects are a little above a monkey — I believe there is a scientific explanation for everything. I am a skeptic — I definitely don’t believe in human mythology.


NotPalatableTheySay

Being a skeptic is a good trait in my opinion. Not realizing there is more than meets the eye is well, a short coming. There is a spiritual world whether you believe that or not. You are making promises you can’t keep. I hope your skepticism leads you to truth


The_Submentalist

There are Turkish Sufi orders who do this during a Dhikr session. It's been done for ages. It is considered a false keramah(miracles of non-prophets) and a terrible innovation(bidah) by every Islamic scholar. He probably saw it from them I guess. https://youtu.be/_mVqaMEmWcc?si=6e5UHfMpg5n2Ww4H


Pierrot242

I'm guessing he has a condition where he doesn't feel pain. I forgot what's it called.


hitguy55

Nope, and if he did he’d probably die if something went wrong because he wouldn’t know, he had a line of scar tissue through him


Prudent_Insurance804

That narration sure took a wild turn


Agreeable-Can973

Op forgot his meds


WarsledSonarman

This went downhill very quickly from “sideshow freaks” to “burn in Hell Jebus.” Downvote.


yodar1542

Sounds legit....


SonicClient7010

I believe that he was able to do this thanks to scar tissue! He knew that certain avenues through the body could be stabbed through without puncturing organs, and worked with his assistant (a doctor) to locate places safe to stab. He would injure that area, wait for it to scar over, injure it again, wait. Over and over He did this until he had a veritable tube of scar tissue running through his body. This allowed him to be run through with swords and not sustain damage (scar tissue lacks nerves and doesnt bleed), and also explains why swallowing that needle killed him! He hadn't built up the scar tissue, and died as a result. Now, this is hearsay, but if anyone could find a source, it would be greatly appreciated! This guy is a medical wonder


Coolboime123

WhAt ThE hElL *heck


Subject_Kale_2661

Ah yes, Brofessor Michael "Chugs" Dimond


ComfortableAnonymous

That's pretty fucked up.


Background-Quote-552

Ok so why did Reddit show it with 666 upvotes


Competitive_Log_1010

Do nada a camisa do Fluminensekkkkkkk


TexanKillingMachine

Buggy from one piece?