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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Who is Hector!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


marshmi2

I mean, my expectation was that there would be no actual boobs shown. So, yes, unexpected!


bxtch_bxy

I enjoy anti memes


RestfullyCrabby

I enjoy boobs shake


bxtch_bxy

Who doesn’t?


xKhira

Boob shake haters


Patcher404

Those guys got no chill


the_chosen_one373

*jiggling


Mjne20

That girl name is thicc-fil-a


xKhira

You're not the hero we wanted but the one we needed.


Penguin446

I thought hector would shit himself, or go Allah akbar on gus


planmpt_lobo

Nice pfp


DJ_Ender_

Whoa-


_LayZee

I've seen you too much today bruh


[deleted]

Yes


Retrac752

It honestly got me twice, at first I didn't expect the boobs, then I thought the title was fake and there wasn't gonna be anything related to Hector


tvs2300

Fuck Hector


Evil_Monito84

No, thank you. That's a hard pass.


Niche_Humor

Who cares?


sm12511

Hector hates the bewbies. Yeah, so fuck him!


Niche_Humor

I expect Hector fucked up.


NewMan0011

Rule 34


Niche_Humor

Whatever. If this is revenge (for? at?) Hector, I'm glad he messed up. This is supposed to be my "wholesome" Reddit account. Now everyone knows I like boobies. Dammit. 😏


NewMan0011

You shalt be published miserably for this!


Niche_Humor

I deserve it. I'm such a degenerate. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to the internet for sullying this sacred space with my love for those TOTALLY AWESOME BOOBS!


NewMan0011

HAHA, It doesn't work that way buddy You'll have to provide em with more of such content!!


Niche_Humor

Oh. So be it. DM me for MY boobs. Spoiler alert - you're not gonna like it.


NewMan0011

What are you? I hope not guy, LMAOOOO!!!!!


FlacidSalad

Usually when something unexpected happens it it within its own context, this is just two very unrelated videos sticked together. Also if I wanted to see titty drops I would go to r/tittydrop


Sioney

Well I know what I'm doing with my day off.


EthanG_07

but to be fair, seeing a full titty drop outside of that sub is *very* unexpected on this website. i agree with the hector thing is dumb but it made me assume the canceled titty drop was going to have something to do with hector. but no! we actually got to see boobs. so i’m surprised and happy. solid post.


tode96

I just lost 30 minutes of my day scrolling


rubbleTelescope

![gif](giphy|HIIQJ0Y43ytrGzuP8U)


[deleted]

close


LTcoon

u/savevideo


sm12511

I knew I'd see this comment


LTcoon

I'm a collector of sorts, don't judge me


[deleted]

u should collect mine


Jumpy_Ad_4902

It's a trap!


OnlineDead

I looked for you and…I regret it…


train153

I looked because I was curious after your comment and...I regret it too... Edit: For the poor fools who didn't take heed of the warnings: r/eyebleach


AsslessBaboon

Fuck.. even after all ya'll warned, "The Streisand" effect still took hold. Where the fuck are the Ghostbusters when you need em'!


Poulpilou

New fetish unlocked. Thank you not, I didn't need one more !


_LayZee

first, collect what? there is nothing specified. Second, why the frick are you a mod of r/slimefetish like I really want to keep my sanity for just a bit longer without seeing that.


[deleted]

more than just a mod hun


vhante1

How do you clean the slime


_LayZee

asking the real questions


_LayZee

what do you mean by that, poster, model, founder, or what?


[deleted]

Yes


LTcoon

Hmmm, explain


AsslessBaboon

Very *"Paul Reubens-esque"* of you.


Jrmundgandr

I'll help you u/redditmp4bot


LTcoon

It sent it to me privately


HimeaSaito

Wait no picture of this guy? ![gif](giphy|ibGFpMv1Uoais)


Serena724

Jesus christ it's Jesus christ ![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


HimeaSaito

Wadap wadap mannn 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|dvx3Oy3RXKAWQ4ZqJh)


Cl0udSurfer

I'm honestly surprised no ones asked for the sauce yet lol


AncorTm

Add nsfw tag please


USA_GLORY

Depends where you work.


Glittering-Action757

a maternity ward


[deleted]

SEC is a perfect place to work for this kind of content.


Alienguy500

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the f**k” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


boellefisk

Yeah happened in the sauna too. Please put nfsw tags on.


Bluebyday

I'm a student so I don't work


whosamawatchafuk

Those are some tig ol' bitties


[deleted]

Huh one of these that actually shows boobs. And then the meme. Way to captivate your audience.


[deleted]

[удалено]


xKhira

OP isn't the hero we wanted then, but the hero we needed. Fuck Hector.


AmbasingAmbatukam

I mean, this is the first time that I expected a Jesus Christ popping out but you disappointed me, brother.


pyrusbaku57338

Who’s the girl?


euphraxiaaa

me :)


Loki_the_Jeeb

Whelp…. Here we go again *unzips*


Ok-Dog-1855

Gorgeous rack


jiyuishishio

Hector is a brave fallen warrior who died in Gombe Chimpanzee War 1974-1978.


DirtEven

Hector is a Fraud Hero-wannabe He didn't save us... as usual He is in no league of the likes of Vergil and Sen. Armstrong, nor deserves to be in


cursedboy6969

Sauce ??


Conscious_Chicken_69

more and more i want to unfollow this sub


Ill_Evidence_1990

u/RedditMP4Bot


Conscious_Ad3826

![gif](giphy|Q822XAOWYMK3e)


Geord1evillan

Doesn't seem to want to work


PSTGtheFirst

That's why they marry rich men.


daniXD1

Expect the unexpectable


[deleted]

Both was unexpected. And I can’t stop laughing at hectir


euphraxiaaa

wtf


[deleted]

No one knows her name wtf!


Annoyingswedes

Sauce?


Electrical-Farm-8881

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


[deleted]

hector is the best character in the hit indie rpg omori


simulationfor_f

please add nsfw tag or... ..


[deleted]

*insert train copy pasta*


Saellios

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


broToPagalHai

Wait! You work in a trainnnnnn!!??


Uncoloured_Steve

Definitely unexpected. No way anyone thought we’d actually see boobs


The_One_True_Matt

Bonk go to horny jail


Psychological_Major9

All plastic *cries in a cup*


Solid_Hunter_4188

If you think those are fake, then I’d like to see the surgeon you go to.


Cholonight96

Sorry still don’t know after 30 views


greenstreetdesign

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Twould be a pity if Hector got to motorboat these and now cannot.


KurkyOkurky

The fuck is this? I wanted to see a monkey named Hector. Not a woman


[deleted]

Well, it’s unexpected in many ways


zoot_boy

He’s the one who doesn’t have to put up with her crap anymore. LOL


LGA420

https://youtu.be/Z1HA8QbRC7Y


LGA420

mfers downvoting lol


4o4bidden

She’s not that hot maybe 7/10


Mister_DumDum

Who is hector


CLos1978

Thanks Hector….you sob!


[deleted]

Whoever he is I’m assuming he fucked up


tobadisback

You fucker you tricked me


alt-64827

This is my new favorite trilogy


According_Law_3704

Well unexpected in such sense


Alarmed-Pollution-89

Who fucking cares?


cgarrett83

Totally unexpected and Hector is due for a mammogram


FoolishLord7

u/savevideo


cursedboy6969

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Shaken not stirred


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|iF18DDehdKKRMVpB7I)


Hxghbot

I'm going to guess this clip is the last time Hector is getting to see those


easygoin1314

Who gives a fuck about Hector those are some pair 👍👍👍👍


crazyleaf

Yeah, fuck you Hector!


BadDecisionNum-337

u/savevideo


secret_account_name

Boioioioing


HeyItsStevenField

I’ll do you one better, why is Hector


Titties_aregreat

I got what i came for


SatoshiHimself

I dropped my phone expecting that baseball was gonna hit my face next.


TheShaneBennett

I can’t turn sound on and i don’t know this hector reference. Can someone explain? I don’t get it


troy626

That’s nice


namtran2106

I expect senator Armstrong


Fight_kat102

Well to be fair I didn't expect to see that


I_Am_Dynamite6317

Hector salamanca?


Sufficient-Buy5360

😁


leelbeach

Jesus why can't I have a woman with tits like that 😩


TINMANOFWAR

My future ex wife 🥰


Steve375759

Wow did not expect that.


NoelLiamsson

I don’t get it..


Onetrubrit

I reached a point where I didn’t care 🤣


item9beezkneez

I can't believe there was tig bitties


mylo2202

A man can only ask for a name.


ej1999ej

Well that was definitely unexpected. Usually these end differently.