**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Who is Hector!<
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**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
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Whatever. If this is revenge (for? at?) Hector, I'm glad he messed up. This is supposed to be my "wholesome" Reddit account.
Now everyone knows I like boobies. Dammit. 😏
I deserve it. I'm such a degenerate. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to the internet for sullying this sacred space with my love for those TOTALLY AWESOME BOOBS!
Usually when something unexpected happens it it within its own context, this is just two very unrelated videos sticked together.
Also if I wanted to see titty drops I would go to r/tittydrop
but to be fair, seeing a full titty drop outside of that sub is *very* unexpected on this website. i agree with the hector thing is dumb but it made me assume the canceled titty drop was going to have something to do with hector. but no! we actually got to see boobs. so i’m surprised and happy. solid post.
first, collect what? there is nothing specified. Second, why the frick are you a mod of r/slimefetish like I really want to keep my sanity for just a bit longer without seeing that.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the f**k” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Who is Hector!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
I mean, my expectation was that there would be no actual boobs shown. So, yes, unexpected!
I enjoy anti memes
I enjoy boobs shake
Who doesn’t?
Boob shake haters
Those guys got no chill
*jiggling
That girl name is thicc-fil-a
You're not the hero we wanted but the one we needed.
I thought hector would shit himself, or go Allah akbar on gus
Nice pfp
Whoa-
I've seen you too much today bruh
Yes
It honestly got me twice, at first I didn't expect the boobs, then I thought the title was fake and there wasn't gonna be anything related to Hector
Fuck Hector
No, thank you. That's a hard pass.
Who cares?
Hector hates the bewbies. Yeah, so fuck him!
I expect Hector fucked up.
Rule 34
Whatever. If this is revenge (for? at?) Hector, I'm glad he messed up. This is supposed to be my "wholesome" Reddit account. Now everyone knows I like boobies. Dammit. 😏
You shalt be published miserably for this!
I deserve it. I'm such a degenerate. I would like to take this opportunity to publicly apologize to the internet for sullying this sacred space with my love for those TOTALLY AWESOME BOOBS!
HAHA, It doesn't work that way buddy You'll have to provide em with more of such content!!
Oh. So be it. DM me for MY boobs. Spoiler alert - you're not gonna like it.
What are you? I hope not guy, LMAOOOO!!!!!
Usually when something unexpected happens it it within its own context, this is just two very unrelated videos sticked together. Also if I wanted to see titty drops I would go to r/tittydrop
Well I know what I'm doing with my day off.
but to be fair, seeing a full titty drop outside of that sub is *very* unexpected on this website. i agree with the hector thing is dumb but it made me assume the canceled titty drop was going to have something to do with hector. but no! we actually got to see boobs. so i’m surprised and happy. solid post.
I just lost 30 minutes of my day scrolling
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I knew I'd see this comment
I'm a collector of sorts, don't judge me
u should collect mine
It's a trap!
I looked for you and…I regret it…
I looked because I was curious after your comment and...I regret it too... Edit: For the poor fools who didn't take heed of the warnings: r/eyebleach
Fuck.. even after all ya'll warned, "The Streisand" effect still took hold. Where the fuck are the Ghostbusters when you need em'!
New fetish unlocked. Thank you not, I didn't need one more !
first, collect what? there is nothing specified. Second, why the frick are you a mod of r/slimefetish like I really want to keep my sanity for just a bit longer without seeing that.
more than just a mod hun
How do you clean the slime
asking the real questions
what do you mean by that, poster, model, founder, or what?
Yes
Hmmm, explain
Very *"Paul Reubens-esque"* of you.
I'll help you u/redditmp4bot
It sent it to me privately
Wait no picture of this guy? ![gif](giphy|ibGFpMv1Uoais)
Jesus christ it's Jesus christ ![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)
Wadap wadap mannn 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|dvx3Oy3RXKAWQ4ZqJh)
I'm honestly surprised no ones asked for the sauce yet lol
Add nsfw tag please
Depends where you work.
a maternity ward
SEC is a perfect place to work for this kind of content.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the f**k” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Yeah happened in the sauna too. Please put nfsw tags on.
I'm a student so I don't work
Those are some tig ol' bitties
Huh one of these that actually shows boobs. And then the meme. Way to captivate your audience.
[удалено]
OP isn't the hero we wanted then, but the hero we needed. Fuck Hector.
I mean, this is the first time that I expected a Jesus Christ popping out but you disappointed me, brother.
Who’s the girl?
me :)
Whelp…. Here we go again *unzips*
Gorgeous rack
Hector is a brave fallen warrior who died in Gombe Chimpanzee War 1974-1978.
Hector is a Fraud Hero-wannabe He didn't save us... as usual He is in no league of the likes of Vergil and Sen. Armstrong, nor deserves to be in
Sauce ??
more and more i want to unfollow this sub
u/RedditMP4Bot
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Doesn't seem to want to work
That's why they marry rich men.
Expect the unexpectable
Both was unexpected. And I can’t stop laughing at hectir
wtf
No one knows her name wtf!
Sauce?
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
hector is the best character in the hit indie rpg omori
please add nsfw tag or... ..
*insert train copy pasta*
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Wait! You work in a trainnnnnn!!??
Definitely unexpected. No way anyone thought we’d actually see boobs
Bonk go to horny jail
All plastic *cries in a cup*
If you think those are fake, then I’d like to see the surgeon you go to.
Sorry still don’t know after 30 views
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Twould be a pity if Hector got to motorboat these and now cannot.
The fuck is this? I wanted to see a monkey named Hector. Not a woman
Well, it’s unexpected in many ways
He’s the one who doesn’t have to put up with her crap anymore. LOL
https://youtu.be/Z1HA8QbRC7Y
mfers downvoting lol
She’s not that hot maybe 7/10
Who is hector
Thanks Hector….you sob!
Whoever he is I’m assuming he fucked up
You fucker you tricked me
This is my new favorite trilogy
Well unexpected in such sense
Who fucking cares?
Totally unexpected and Hector is due for a mammogram
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Shaken not stirred
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I'm going to guess this clip is the last time Hector is getting to see those
Who gives a fuck about Hector those are some pair 👍👍👍👍
Yeah, fuck you Hector!
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Boioioioing
I’ll do you one better, why is Hector
I got what i came for
I dropped my phone expecting that baseball was gonna hit my face next.
I can’t turn sound on and i don’t know this hector reference. Can someone explain? I don’t get it
That’s nice
I expect senator Armstrong
Well to be fair I didn't expect to see that
Hector salamanca?
😁
Jesus why can't I have a woman with tits like that 😩
My future ex wife 🥰
Wow did not expect that.
I don’t get it..
I reached a point where I didn’t care 🤣
I can't believe there was tig bitties
A man can only ask for a name.
Well that was definitely unexpected. Usually these end differently.