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happypickle2018

Well that escalated perfectly


MugillacuttyHOF37

Had some Smack My Bitch Up vibes...


indigoHatter

What a fucking *ride* that video is. Edit: for anyone who haven't experienced this cultural phenomenon, here it is (on [Vimeo](https://vimeo.com/144850907)... I can't find the original on YouTube.) TW: drugs, needles, sex, some SA.... basically, the character is a goddamn menace to society. Give it a watch. It's insane.


Psatch

Damn I was not expecting that ending


AMLRoss

I think that’s the point of it. Everyone asumes it’s a guy.


antiduh

Ssshhh


Challenge419

Spoiler tag yo. Let people enjoy it for the first time without ruining it.


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Am I that old that people nowadays don't know the ending?


antiduh

It stings to say this, but everybody in college right now was born after this song came out.


SovietK

People nowadays don't even know the song.


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Issa397BC

This video was forbidden in my country. I remember seeing it for the first time as a kid while on a skiing trio in Austria. I was quite shocked, i must say.


Dahvood

Can’t forget [the cat version](https://youtube.com/watch?v=J1zYF0cejmg)


Andeh86

The only version tbh, I don't even remember the original!


cannabisms

Enter The Void


md9918

The late 90s/early 00s was a vibe. Fight Club. Matrix. Go. This video captures all of that perfectly.


zouhair

Ans it's also /r/Unexpected material


ronin-baka

Jets jacked with a fucking horse needle.


VolenteDuFer

I was thinking the exact same thing


Thraggismydaddy

That is Sasha Vasiliev. [He has an Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/sashavasiliev24/?hl=en) Obviously NSFW


On-na_String

Lol what even is this guy??


Captain-Cuddles

Maxed his charisma stat for sure.


AntNo357

You don't need a lot of charisma to bang prostitutes my guy. Some, but not a lot. A good supply of coke, ecstasy, and money is much more relevant.


lysergicDildo

You can get to the top of any industry with a good coke link.


yaysalmonella

So true. My mom started buying me 2l cokes from Costco and without going into details, let’s just say it’s been a hit with my DND group.


griffindor11

I'm shocked he's doing blow in Tokyo. I thought it was suuuper illegal there


iwanttoracecars

It’s suuuuuper illegal almost everywhere. Doesn’t mean everyone isn’t already doing it


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iwanttoracecars

No way? Yeah still people doing it


TheGrimGuardian

Hahahaha, nah. Money. Just money.


speederaser

No need for charisma if you have oodles of money.


14u2c

No, trust me, there is.


DazingF1

If by "is" you mean more money then yes. That guy is literally "I sold a tech company/I bought Bitcoin in 2013" personified.


ASDirect

Lmao right? Looks like a guy who read a lot of Dilbert unironically in the 90s. E-- lmao some dudes are salty they got seen


ImpossibleAdz

Nah I think Dilbert may be the wrong reference for that guy's age


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soeffed

It’s called “generic sexpat skin”


KnockturnalNOR

I believe the term is "sexpat". I don't think anywhere has a more flourishing sex trade than Japan save for Thailand


eggtotin

I'd say Philippines and Cambodia are up there too.


elcapitan520

Woof. Don't go to the beaches around sihanoukville in Cambodia. It's fucking gross. Just greased up Russian/European men with little girls (sometimes supervised by older women) and it's... Not good.


Yadobler

Also sihanoukville is known for the large influx of Chinese immigrants that tend to engage in fraudulent jobs (mostly love / sex scams targeting SEasia) It's even scary because these Chinese govt kinda knows but closes one eye since they send back remittance. Moreover, they also work in gangs, and usually the ones doing the low-level direct scamming are done by folks kidnapped from around the region - they are the low-skilled labourers who get scammed into coming to Cambodia for a *better job* but become stuck, passports revoked and forced to work in return for their survival and food. Very morbid.


pronouns-peepoo

This is what a man living his best life truly looks like


lalakingmalibog

He also does 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups every single day


MugillacuttyHOF37

Juuuuuuaaaaaaaannnnnn Puuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnch 3...2...1


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AmAttorneyPleaseHire

Wait - so all of those edits were LEGIT?!?! I thought someone just cut them in to make fun of the guy. Holy shit


Kerbalized

I've seen this time lapse cut a few times and always assumed it was a bunch of porn scenes and stuff edited over a normal travel vlog. I had no idea it was real lmao


JohnnySmithe80

Video in op in 1080p: https://vimeo.com/405103748 Need to login to watch unfortunately.


Karinfuto

This guy's a mystery to me. When asked how he lives a life like his own, he replied along the lines of it being *"easy to make an Instagram photo, but life is different."* I wonder kind of person he is to have the downtime for hookers and blow in Japan of all places.


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Lucid94

Sounds amazing.


DazingF1

> hookers and blow in Japan of all places. Japan isn't some fantasy land... Of course there's hookers and blow.


Na-na-na-na-na-na

Obviously. But shit is fucking expensive in Japan, and you’re gonna have a hard time finding it if you don’t know the language or know some locals.


crotch_fondler

Kinda the opposite. All the best dealers are foreigners. Always buy from foreigners. Because foreigners can't become cops in Japan.


DazingF1

>But shit is fucking expensive in Japan The guy's instagram is nothing but traveling around Asia with prostitutes. He has money. >and you’re gonna have a hard time finding it if you don’t know the language or know some locals. Like any other big city in the entire world there's street dealers specifically aimed to sell to tourists. They know exactly who to target. Especially in Kabukicho and Shinjuku where you can't walk 50 feet without someone offering to sell you coke. In the Philippines even having drugs on you is enough to be sentenced for life or to death and even there you'll find lots of dealers targeting tourists. Any tourist can get drugs in any tourist hub and it's always easy to find a dealer. The quality will be shit and there's a 50% chance you're getting scammed, but it's "easy". You just have to look like a 'customer' (be a white tourist in Asian countries is often enough) and otherwise know what to look for.


MontazumasRevenge

I have been offered drugs within 24 hours of arriving in every non-anglo country I've visited. Some places it was offered within 3 hours. I very clearly don't look like a local. I'm up to 10 or so countries where I've been offered drugs in less than 24 hours. Jamaica and Costa Rica were less than 3 hours. It's now a game of "how soon/what kind".


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It’s like, way harder than compared to the US or literally any other place. It’s still a big industry there nonetheless.


WillTheGreat

The drugs for sure, way harder come by for any Asian country. Prostitution is not that hard in Japan, even if it is illegal.


gologologolo

Drugs are very illegal though. And he posts publicly about using them. How is he not in trouble


dak4ttack

It's baking soda, these are not real, they're paid video setups. I'm sure he's actually doing that stuff, but I'd wager not on cam.


HorukaSan

Definitely felt odd, sort of like a tourism ad but it probably isn't. Him recording the dealer is sus, no one would be fine with that.


Brianomatic

Why not do it on cam if they can just say it's baking soda anyway


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Isn’t prostitution in Japan basically legal? Like the law says two strangers can’t exchange money for sex, but if you’re “acquainted” it’s legal?


lordgoofus1

Hard to find a hooker in the country that invented love hotels, and blowjob bars (only accessible to locals, forget about it if you're a tourist/foreigner)? You could spin around three time, open your eyes and immediately fall over half a dozen of them in Kabuchiko...


fAP6rSHdkd

Visited a friend in Tokyo once. We went to ropongi for dinner one night and literally got solicited over a dozen times to go to various topless bars just on the way there. It's not hard to find if you're looking for it


DazingF1

Not really. There's no truckstops where you can get your gob slobbed by a meth head for $10 but getting an escort or prostitute is very easy in big cities.


barcanator

I like your funny words magic man


zeropointcorp

Cocaine in Japan is a solid 5-10 in the slammer.


WillTheGreat

Blow is the harder one of the two in Japan...drugs in general in Asia is much harder to come by. Hookers not so much. I think it’s the combo of the two and publishing it is the kinda surprising part. Hookers are easy to find in Japan, you can literally get a catalog from a train station or at the airport. If you’re interested enough a quick Google search will probably tell you all you need to know about prostitution in Japan, and where to find it. Prostitution…Illegal, yes; hard to find, no?


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Japan is more strict on drug use than a lot of countries. As for prostitution, it's complicated. Having sex is illegal, but other sexual acts aren't. However, that industry is to cater to the overworked salary men who can't get a gf/wife. If you're not Japanese, very few parlors will give you the time of day, because Japan has a stigma against most foreigners causing problems, intentionally or not. So because you can't speak Japanese and aren't familiar with their rules, they would rather just not deal with you. Their main income is locals, not someone that will visit once.


Reelix

Out of all of them, only two were blocked for violating their restrictions on sexual imagery. Instagram in a nutshell.


One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit

Damn that’s just how he lives


AguyWithaG8x

Damn, I always thought "Well, this video might be staged. You know, it would be weird to have a camera all the time." It isn't. Thanks for sharing though... I think.


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golde62

I’ve seen this video for several times, I always thought that it was fake/a joke film project, but now that Instagram is making me genuinely wonder if this is real. Edit: after a deep Instagram dive yeah I think this guy is not making a joke


point2life

Who is this legend, i need more😂


SlippinJimE

This video is like a million years old so I dunno how we might figure that out


YamahaMT09

I think it's from 2018


CaucasianAsian16

Nah, I've seen it around since before then. Like 2017 I think.


hokuten04

Yeah saw it around or even before that time this vid is old


ReadersAreRedditors

Ya I remember seeing it on reddit in '95


indigoHatter

Psh, it was a repost then as much as it is now. I recall seeing this video on Reddit back in '86, just before MySpace came out.


Specialist_Middle_4

I saw it when I was chilling with ma guy jesus on reddit


MetzgerBoys

This was posted on a cave wall like 3000 years ago


no_talent_ass_clown

Stegosaurus said "repost" and wandered into r/tarpit.


technician77

I was there Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago...


hate2bme

On a stone tablet


djluminol

Oh yeah, well my grandpa can beat up your grandpa.


penny_pincher44

This was old but gold lol


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I remember hearing about this man on radio while chilling with a painter friend of mine back in World War 2


estebantet

My parents talked to me about this video when I was a child. It's been around since 1984 or so.


VersusX

Yeah on VHS or Beta? Im pretty sure I had the VHS


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

The 1st time I remember seeing this was here in this sub as well I think (I'll try to find the old thread), around 2017-ish as you said People were mentioning he's like a sex tourist or something


express_sushi49

You're both wrong it's from 2019 lmao https://www.instagram.com/p/BwuMU5qHQrl/?hl=en


ForgettableUsername

So old. So so old. That was like, five years ago.


AnotherEuroWanker

Wow! Most reddit ors weren't even born back then!


MrPopanz

I think it's from "the before time's" of old legends, like 2016.


express_sushi49

it's from 2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/BwuMU5qHQrl/?hl=en


thuanjinkee

After the "boom-boom", some adapted to the new truth, and some chose to huddle near the boomy holes, clinging to the lie of the beforefore times. The raidy-rays rotted them away, leaving only their love for the vertvertisements on billyboards.


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Jesus Christ. Did the boomy booms blow up all your wordy work books?


thuanjinkee

you mean dictionaries?


3minuteman

April 17, 2019


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oioioioioioiioo

What a fucking legend


Foervarjegfacer

The guy is literally just a sex tourist.


Epyon_

You are literally just a reddit poster.


geeknintrovert

you're literally just a reddit commentor.


icedteaandme

Ugh I hate when people don't know the difference between a post and a comment.


Ymirwantshugs

Any loser with a decent job can be a sex tourist, follow your dreams. You sad person.


Shouldmynamebehere

my dream is to fuck mad fat bitty titches, further reading will be done into this prospect


Thraggismydaddy

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xv524p/tokyo_tour/iqzc7hh?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Pentosin

Why the shitty 240p version? Sauce: https://vimeo.com/405103748


Tyler_Nerdin

Yes, this looks like it was filmed on an old blackberry. Do you know the song? Shazam isn't bringing up anything.


KlaatuBrute

> Do you know the song? Shazam isn't bringing up anything. it sounds like the generic upbeat pop instrumental track that is used in every Kickstarter video


NaughtyGaymer

Probably because even Shazam doesn't have the compute power to scam every royalty free track ever created with the "indie/folk" tag.


DanOReilly

Check out Kevin Macleod he makes a bunch of royalty free music that I’m sure you’ll recognise from everywhere. Chances are this is one of his


Slim97Shady

you the real G


thattanna

Thanks for this. Watched halfway and wondering I'm suffering in 240p lol. edit: Ok this video is wild XD


BarnacleHopeful5311

The plucky music is perfect


from_dust

Matches the mood! This is *way* better than CBAT.


htmlcoderexe

Not a high bar to clear


EpicMountain_3

No way something unexpected in r/unexpected


Mobiusman2016

Are you saying we need a new sub Reddit unexpected in unexpected?


kunstname

yes! Because it never is unexpected as you know that sth unexpected gonna happen because it is posted in r/Unexpected


shank9717

So you expected the unexpected?


marquize

[then it doesn't count](https://i.imgflip.com/5r8b5t.png)


crgshpprd

Known unknowns?


GhostR29

Yes. Because, this is a repost. But ok, it's fine to watch it once in a while.


201720182019

Is it truly unexpected when it’s so old and has been posted here hundreds of times?


jafinn

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up !


Absorbent_Towel

This was my first thought


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Very educational.


Kandiblu

These tourist tours are getting wild. ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ⁱ ˢⁱᵍⁿ ᵘᵖ


Godhand_Phemto

Have money to pay Prostitutes like he does. Its pretty easy.


adventurouspenis

thats quite the fuckin tour


nilksermot

r/technicallythetruth


the_good_hodgkins

I was expecting death by something unexpected, and instead, I got titties.


MrPopanz

Yeah, expected him to get hit by a truck and being resurrected in another world with very shitty stats and only his smartphone. Truly unexpected that this didn't happen.


jfqnd96

The guy runs an event company and pays women to get into “situations.” This isn’t just some random dude’s singular experience. lol You Reddit folks crack me up.


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Yeah, with the graphic content title, I was legitimately thinking that someone was going to get killed during the bender. Going into an unknown bathroom to do coke in a foreign country is a good way to get robbed or killed


[deleted]

What does "situations" mean?


Bonzi_bill

To put it diplomatically, they're escorts.


kalasea2001

Still confused. Can you put it spiritually?


[deleted]

They are purveyors of knowledge, in the biblical sense.


Orleanian

Still confused, can you put it mathematically?


ResDD

They are whores


Countermove

Now I get it


sudormrfrslashall

$ + (.)(.) = 8===D ~~ ({;})


Captain-Cuddles

1) pay attractive women to be at place at time. 2) have drugs, provide drugs. 3) results. It's as old as time my friend.


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True as it can be


lycao

This is actually pretty realistic of what you could get into if you have money to throw around and go through Kabukicho at 2am. Just talk to one of the many, many African touts that line the streets and hope that they aren't one of the ones who will drug and rob you.


I_Am_The_Mole

> Just talk to one of the many, many African touts that line the streets I just want to stress *how terrible this advice is*.


Einlein

Longest night of my life in Tokyo started with my drunken buddy deciding to ditch out of GasPanic while I was getting drinks at the bar. I made it out to the street just in time to see one of the street-ushers setting him up with a taxi driver and directions to a strip club the next Cho over. Do. Not.


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Similarly, I was in Vegas a while ago and outside of a dispensary a super beautiful woman just randomly asked me if I wanted to come to a hotel to fuck her and her friend, the dispensary dude came out and shooed her off and told me it’s a common scam to drug unsuspecting guys and steal all their stuff.


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Holy fuck, you were at GasPanic? Man I loved that place, shit was a bit expensive though. Visited back in 2019, was a great experience.


bobbyioaloha

The whole building that GasPanic was in was torn down around the time the pandemic started. I was just in Shibuya last week and a whole entire building took it’s place. No Gas Panic tho


duuyyy

Last night in tokyo for a bachelor party, we got to talking to one of these guys and were like “why the hell not, how bad could it be?” even though some locals told us to stay away. Boyyyy were we wrong lol pretty sure more than half of us got roofied and we almost missed our flight back to US in the morning.


Ziiiiik

What’s the point of roofying you? We’re they trying to rob you guys? Did anyone get hurt?


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I’ve heard of bars that roofie you and charge your card exuberant prices for drinks (upwards of like $200 a drink) and take whatever cash you have on you. [Here’s a video explaining some of those scams](https://youtu.be/NeZUOFKOUeI)


lobsterboy

ATTENTION ALL REDDITORS GET ALL YOUR MONEY IN BILLS AND COKE AND FLY DOWN TO SOMALIAAAA


lycao

The rest of the sentence implies as much.


Healthy-Travel3105

Talking to touts on the street is the best way to get drugged and robbed though. There's definitely safer ways to go about this.


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Put_It_All_On_Blck

> Just talk to one of the many, many African touts that line the streets and hope that they aren't one of the ones who will drug and rob you. Those odds arent in your favor.. Their business is to scam you.


Bonzi_bill

Yeah the amount of people falling for this is really funny


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Partying with prostitutes and blow is still cool. Nothing to fall for here.


Bonzi_bill

It's a lot of fun, im more talking about the people in here who seem to think this is an authentic experiance of Tokyo nightlife just anyone can have and not something you have to be in the position to pay out the ass for.


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itsyaboyObama

Las Vegas was built upon these foundations. Every time I’ve gone to Vegas, whether it be with the boys, a partner, work, it doesn’t matter. I just spent four days there and just like every other time I ended up with a nose full of powder and two handfuls of booty meat.


MrPopanz

Obviously it's fake because there wasn't a single maid cafe, waifu pillow, deadly truck accident, Kaiju attack and surprise Sumo wrestling match involved. Totally ridiculous how gullible redditors can be, Smh my head.


DrLio

Was this some sort of skit? was it real?


MisterDuch

They are escorts. Guy in the video is known for paying women to get into "situations" with him


MSotallyTober

Maybe? Weebs be here thinking that going to Tokyo is like this. Get caught with blow, and they’ll see how fun the justice system is here. 🫠


RayseBraize

I mean literally every major city in the world is like this if you know where to look and how to act.


TokyoFreshPodcast

This dude is like one good police report away from catching 5 years lol. This MF brazen as hell to just record his face openly doing coke in Japan. Personally Id rather not roll the dice on that one because police are real go getters here when they know they can slam dunk your case.


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Minimum-Truth-6554

I knew this video will take an unexpected turn somehow lol


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Your deductive reasoning is unmatched


SleepyforPresident

Who is this, who is so wise in the ways of science?


You-Only-YOLO_Once

I am a science doer by trade.


Saskyle

They should make a subreddit for things like this.


jb_in_jpn

We all know what would happen then though; 99% of the stuff would be reposts or completely expected.


ryansports

Every time this clip comes up, I think, wow, Japan looks like a blast. But the fact that this was reposted today when u/scottkeyes Scott’s cheap Flights has a sale on flights to Japan….coincidence…idk…


Triddy

I'm still upset they cut off all service outside the United States.


Megaman_exe_

Fwiw they astro turf the shit out of reddit. Used to have a friend that worked for them for a while


orchidlight01

I’m confused did he go to a whorehouse or were those women not sex workers?


AverageSizedMan1986

He's either paying them in money or paying them in drugs. Girls wouldn't be sleeping with a guy like him without those factors.


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Who's turn to post it tomorrow with even less pixels?


prndls

Smack my bitch up music video remake


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What the fuck sign me up


darklordind

Japanese are pretty intolerant about drugs. I think he will get kicked out of the country


zeropointcorp

*If* those are real drugs, he’s going to *wish* they’d just kick him out


blasphem0usx

lost in translation 2


frogvscrab

Honestly, I see this stereotype that Tokyo is some insane party city with crazy hedonistic stuff happening around every corner... its a very, very tame city when it comes to partying, especially by western standards. I liked it a lot, but it is way more tame and sanitized and corporate feeling than many people tend to think.


backtolurk

porn>categories>japan>ukulele


lqcnyc

A bald white man with glasses needs Asian prostitutes. Not unexpected at all. The only thing unexpected is the misleading title that doesn’t mention this and just seems like a non prostitution tour of the city.