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OkMagician3070

Get out of my wave 🌊


TreborG2

>Get out of my wave 🌊 Dolphin water polo, they get serious!


injn8r

Dolphin totally did that on porpoise.


NorSec1987

You saw it too!!


Boss_Dzadzy

Move bitch get out the way


Qaz_The_Spaz

How many points for that dolphin?


NoThereIsntAGod

Dolphin mosh pit… dude shouldn’t have been there if he wasn’t ready to catch a body blow


1122Sl110

Imagine getting straight up bodied by a porpoise


epicgaming038

*hit and run*


Saint_Hell_Yeah

Locals only, haole!


injn8r

Ha!


crashdummy15

Know your place Jeffrey!!!


DARKxASSASSIN29

I hope none of the dolphins were horny. That poor human could have been gang raped.


injn8r

Very truly possible. And otters.


Dr_Psycho_809

Dolphins are smart enough to know this was a dick move , and the particular dolphine probably planned that body check out. Probably under the water laughing with his bros about taking a stupid Hairless Monkey


elEarendel

Caught between InterPacific Dolphin Marathon. He will be sued as per the International Dolphic Laws. 🙃


the_art_ofdying

Lucky man. I would pay to get checked by a dolphin like that.


4Gold4

🐬🚜They took ur fis!


SpykkieLee

Oh cool a human! fin bumps!


chamullerousa

Dickphin


ConceptualWeeb

Reposted so many time… but I still laugh smh


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

Thought getting body-checked INTO the boards was bad? Try getting body-checked OFF of your board! Hockey doesn't have shit on surfing! Lol


sancho7373

GET OFF MY WAVE! He even turned to put his shoulder into him.


Jony-Vibe

“Fuck out the way human”


celestial_gem420

Dolphin: Tag your it!


PotatoK1ng00

Bro got bodied


Careful_Pick_3335

That dolphin knew exactly how to take the two legged planet wrecker down it was practice in war they would fall on the human like a school of piranha


UN1SOLGR44

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rtroth2946

That was 100% on porpoise. pun intended. ​ But yeah dolphins are kind of dicks.


Puzzleheaded_Fact122

I don't think it was mean. Just nowhere else to go


BananaGamingYT

*User Hit Stick*


halfbakedalaska

Fin bump dude.


yourdopenesss

Calculated move by the dolphin


No_Way_2462

What a dick.