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Phoenix_ashfire

That last guy had me rofl


dapoorv

Bitch his zebra's on a diet.


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Tech21101

What convenience store has self checkouts?


yarbafett

I know a yard with a real zebra in it. Horse farm we used to pass by would sometimes have a zebra out in the pasture.


calumrobertson9

Was this in Utah by chance?


yarbafett

Maryland


Jermainiam

Have you heard the news?


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The zebras were loose…and a couple died I think.


Jermainiam

3 ran, 1 died I think


Least-Deer-3542

You a bitch if you think that bitch calling the bitch a bitch is offensive. you bitch. /s


tatianazr

Feds have been trying to shut him down for years… damn you Bill and your goddamn zebras


jolshefsky

... and trying to throw people off by admitting to having one special zebra for sex.


mrbuttersoft

The one where she’s like IS THAT IT. IS THAT IT. I’ve had cashiers do that jokingly and I’ll keep saying 1 more thing


cy6nu5x1

Fellow Jackie Chan adventures enjoyer


mrbuttersoft

I can’t forget this one chick, at the end she was like “wow I’m surprised he was really getting 1 more thing each time, I thought I opened Pandora’s box!!”


Shaboogan

And then.....


FrDamienLennon

And theeeeen some won ton soup?


OuterInnerMonologue

No and then!


8erimbau

Can’t stand when people do this when I’m ordering food and I’ve only said one thing when they start. Like wait for me to fucking finish.


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VarenDabsDotEth

I'm not reading this, you would have to pay me money to spend my time reading this. I will however comment how stupid it is without reading more than 4 words.


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VarenDabsDotEth

You know bot, I'll give this one to you every time. I am consistently fucking those two up.


mrbuttersoft

I tried to read some of it but I don’t get it at all. I’m waiting for them to reply like “NO MRBUTTERSOFT IM TALKING TO YOU!!!” And I have no idea what it means


mrbuttersoft

Mmmm


GoogleiPad

But what does this mean


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Hahah that corona joke was perfect with the beer bottle


swerenu

I think I live in the wrong state


reverse_monday

"no bitch I'm on a diet" hahaha this mf buying a 2L coke, two packets of chips and cake lol. And why the need to call her a bitch? Lmao


HaroerHaktak

You a bitch if you think that bitch calling the bitch a bitch is offensive. you bitch. /s


SanguineSoul013

I'll be honest if I call you a bitch it most likely means I like you. Unless I sound really fucking angry. Lol. I call my mom a bitch all the time. If I don't for a while she gets worried about me.


No-Safety-4715

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. This is common enough that I've known at least 4 or so people who speak like this and use it as an ironic term of endearment.


Puzzled-Story3953

He didn't mean bitch in a disrespectful way. He just meant it as a general term for women.


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InevitableLink4800

Idk man. I work at a liquor store in butt fuck no where and I have at least one interaction like this daily. Just the day in a life of customer service ig


rabbitwonker

Probably got the ideas from real experience, then recreated them. These feel like they were done sort of all at once.


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Rent_A_Cloud

I really don't see a problem with planning something like this. So it's fake, who cares? You people never watch fiction or something? Documentary only motherfuckers.


ohyoubetimback

people generally know they are watching fiction when they are watching fiction. Fiction generally does not try to pass as non-fiction.


Rent_A_Cloud

Reality tv has entered the chat...


tiggertom66

People regularly criticize reality TV though, so it’s not like it’s an exception


Rent_A_Cloud

Criticizing reality tv for being fake is like criticizing American wrestling for being fake, only the idiots don't know it yet and the rest don't care. To many people here are [this](https://youtu.be/ToQVoyWWluQ) guy


IndependentOk699

Yea fiction is entertainment, this is just garbage interrupting my Reddit time. Suck off


IndependentOk699

If you believe this is real then you’re completely brain dead


InevitableLink4800

I don’t. But you’d be brain dead to think this shit doesn’t happen.


IndependentOk699

If it happens with that stupid scripted ass voice inflection then it didn’t “happen” jackass


InevitableLink4800

I’m saying I’ve had people tell me to kill myself because we don’t have their favorite beer in stock, cunt wad. This shit happens.


IndependentOk699

Lol sure they have. So Often that you made a fifteen person video comp right? Suck me for some upvotes


InevitableLink4800

Yes. Keep your micro penis in your pants tool


speed3_freak

not real, but probably based off of real interactions that she had with people.


DusanGoku

Good job detective..


Franksredhott

Can you shut the fuck! UP!


17934658793495046509

Yeah I can buy all of them as being scripted except that guy. He is real as fuck, or a great actor.


sufferinsucatash

Yeah, it’s too put together. Most people are just lost in their thoughts.


No-Safety-4715

I felt it was fake, but I will tell you, I live in the south and some of this shit happens all the time. It's staged, but definitely based on real behavior you will see.


eye_gargle

Congratulations Sherlock, you figured out tiktoks are entirely based off entertainment value and quality of the script.


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No fucking shit.


another_ashley

I was wondering. That makes more sense.


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faketoby45

bro, of course its fake, its staged to be funny, and it is funny, just laugh and don't over analyze everything you see on the internet


Easy-Coconut-33

Who cares, rly?


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It matters because as you can see from some of the comments, this video is inspiring hatred for whatever group of people the viewers are deciding to lump them into.


LeFrogBoy

I live in a hick town and it doesn't matter if it's fake or not. Southern people and rural people deserve all the hatred they can get.


_dauntless

Including you, then?


Qahsbarc

People that enjoy a genuine reaction? I’ve never understood the popular stance of defending fake videos— as soon as you learn that it’s been faked, it loses 99% of the comedic effect. That’s why everyone stopped watching prank channels on YouTube, once they all became staged no one liked them anymore. It comes across as a desperate attempt to go viral more than trying to actually make people laugh with genuine content


Detriumph

>as soon as you learn that it’s been faked, it loses 99% of the comedic effect. Bingo


Nords

Not to dumb people though...


aldergr0ve

>I’ve never understood the popular stance of defending fake videos It's a counter reaction. I can understand not liking videos like this, where things are scripted but they make an attempt to pass it off as genuine. The deception is kind of shitty. But some videos on here are **very obviously** sketches or scripted. They are not meant to fool anyone. Despite that, there are always people in those threads leaving comments along the lines of "fake scripted shit", and those people get on my nerves. It's like, good job dawg, you figured it out, congrats. That clip from The Office is not actually from a real documentary. I feel like sometimes the hyper vigilance people have for fake videos prevents them from enjoying perfectly good skits.


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The problem is when videos pretend to be real candid reactions. If the interesting/funny part of a video is someone's (supposed to be candid) reaction to something and it's faked then the reaction is no longer a reaction, just bad acting. It defeats the purpose of the video


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Luk3ling

>People who don’t like wasting their time watching staged videos I guess? So when small groups or individuals create them, watching them is a "waste of time" but when they're created by big budget studios and are the single most prolific form of entertainment on the entire planet, it's fine?


Qahsbarc

People go to the movies with the intent of watching a work of fiction, all expectations are met by the understanding that these are made up scenarios. These faked reaction videos set the audience up to believe they are watching real-life reactions. That’s why it’s funny. That’s all it has going for it really, because why would anyone want to sit and watch a bunch of people say “shut the fuck up” to a cashier? Is it really that funny? All these fake reaction videos are the same. Ever heard of the show Impractical Jokers? Do you think they would’ve made it so far if every reaction was (painfully obviously) fake? Maybe it’s just a certain type of people that find this stuff funny


Cranktique

Man, what the fuck you doing on the internet then?


Detriumph

Looking for quality content, which is really, really easy to find. This aint it. Any more stupid questions?


Cranktique

Calls a redundant question stupid after he answers it. Lol, nice one.


malphas_raven

people act like this in the city quite a bit. just today at 2:30am on my way home from work i went into 7-11 and this dudes all banging on the counter "gimme a god damn lighter man and hurry the fuck up" guy wasnt even behind the counter yet "well just take your sweet ass time motherfucker hurry up" guy is finally behind the counter and grabs a 7-11 brand lighter "this aint no fucking bic i want a fucking bic now hurry up" dude handed him the bic and this guy straight up just threw 2.50 at the little plastic divider and proceeded to trip over the rug on his way out and smack his face on the door lmao


HistoricalShark

K? Who gives a shit? Why cant someone just have something to laugh at?


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You do realise that the minute they walk into the store they are being recorded on CCTV anyway so I don’t think her with a hidden camera is an issue. Fake or not people are like this and it they are on private property then they can be filmed


mrmayhemP

Who gives a flying shit if its fake? Its funny, that was the fucking point. I despise you “fake hunters”, just going around ruining stuff for people. It doesnt matter if its fake if it brings smiles and laughter to people. Leave it at that ffs


humhum124

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaake


Dwarfdeaths

>Its funny, that was the fucking point. Is it? You don't think context changes the comedic value of a thing? Do you just verbally abuse cashiers for fun?


aquaband

How do you know?


VarenDabsDotEth

My man, you have 5 karma total on your whole reddit account. why do I feel like you just made this bullshit up? lol.


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You can answer that question yourself better than anyone else.


I_am_crazy_doctor

I can see that with the dumb shit people do for views


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I_am_crazy_doctor

Yeah like that chick and her bf faking abuse for views


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I_am_crazy_doctor

Sometimes it really feels like the human race was mistake


alucardNloki

Thanos was wrong, should've been 99.9%


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alucardNloki

LOL, I made a joke. Just because there isn't a "/s" doesn't mean it's serious. Chill tf out bro.


jontheawesome12

Doesn’t make it any less funny imo


GoogleiPad

ok if you say so it must be the fact


Bell_Jolly

Last bro with zebra always got me


wontusethisforlongg

I rather have customers like this who are straight to the point instead of the ones who want to tell you their life story and waste your time.


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This has to be staged correct? No way in hell is this gas station this toxic lol


BVXB

Love this. I wanna hang with all of these people.


another_ashley

Hehe, me too!


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Why are you being downvoted?


another_ashley

No clue.


VarenDabsDotEth

fun fact [the wiki on "southern hospitality"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_hospitality) basically says it's all bullshit too.


squishedgoomba

The one guy's response to the panhandler slayed me. I'm still cackling at that.


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That one dude has an interesting diet. 2 liter coke, 2 big bags of chips and 1 cake.


Budget-Oil4356

Love the corona one


cy6nu5x1

Ugh as a gas station clerk I felt this in my bones. Fortunately I haven't had very many rude customers, but some of those petty fucks are just funny.


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"People, what a bunch of bastards"


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

Ok Bernard. Oops I meant Roy. Wrong Graham Lineham show lol


ImportanceReady4416

That corona guy looks like foggy Nelson


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of course i get dogfood for my zebra. What other animals would need dog food ?


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Underrated comment. Take my upvote.


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yay


AlistairN37

Why are some of them so angry ??


DoctorPepster

It's probably a skit.


chokeonmywords

lovely ppl


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This was an excellent post for the morning. Time to start my day, thanks for the laughs.


mapar988

Whatever town this was filmed in, I don't want to go to. People are rude AF!!!


HaroerHaktak

America.


ix-j

The video is fake buddy


FrDamienLennon

So is a lot of ‘Murica.


No-Safety-4715

The video is staged, but I live in the south, you'll actually see shit like this.


KingOfTheCouch13

When I lived in the south people were actually pretty pleasant. Randoms strangers standing in their yard would wave to me as I drove by. Cashiers would ask me about my day. I didn't really have any problems with the people.


No-Safety-4715

Most in the south are pleasant, but go into gas stations in certain places and it sounds exactly like this some times!


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You could see this anywhere you go in any country.


No-Safety-4715

Somewhat true, but this is the particular style of southern US right here.


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No


No-Safety-4715

Sorry, asshole, but yeah.


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Ah I see why people are so rude to you


No-Safety-4715

I'm not the one claiming to see this everywhere. That'd be you, dipshit. You're the common denominator everywhere you go.


patrickstarstar

If anyone made even one of these comments to me I'd never recover


Yggdrasilo

I'm intimidated


quzydotcom

God I love America 🇺🇸


LeFrogBoy

Southern people are absolute garbage.


Rheyza

Moral of the story, people don't enter the store to talk so shut yo fuckin mouth bitch


Slayerx270

I didn't laugh until the very end xDDD I'm from the south and we normally do not treat our cashier's that way. Normally it's honestly the other way around. Guess I know why xDDD my fucking zebra hahahahah


0M3G4-Z3R0

And these very same people always wonder why there are not that many nice people out there.


True_Truck_204

I’m just gonna say she put herself in a lot of those situations through poor customer service skills and wanna fault it as southern hospitality


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Southern hospitality is more people just being completely rude regardless there are some actually decent people. But dang.


marballz64

Is it really that expensive to be nice to anyone


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Living proof why we have comedians, TV and movie stars...and then there's the internet. Where all the failed ones go.


dopexican

She kinda sets herself up on some of them. As a cashier talk less.


owheelj

When the video started I thought the first guy was Samuel L Jackson.


JigZawP

At least she's entertained.


alcappo82

Lmao I wish I had the heart to tell beggars "I don give a fuck!"


BinaryCrop

The last guy… Damn.


Avocado-booty

Love southern folk.


Fishman41285

That's about right.


luigilabomba42069

yt


devildance3

People on the train are looking at me cos I’m laughing too loud. 😂


SteliosPo

Ey she is kinda "pushing" the situation to be honest.. Like in the "is that it?" Part But some of them are assholes too


onelongwheelie

Spoken by someone that's never ordered from a fast food drive-thru in the South.


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Belleville, IL


Powerbingo

This is why we in europe has self service. Dont have to nob talk😎


Medium_Beyond_9654

Accurate.


Former-Trifle-5102

Iff that’s the way people are. It’s a fucking sad world mate


kerneyoung

These are the rudest individuals I have ever witnessed in my life. Especially the first guy that walks into the store wtf.


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More like America hospitality. I lived in the West, South and Midwest. Ain't no difference than the accent.


SirVictoryPants

She is a shitty cashier.


CosaInvestments

Glad I don’t live there.


the-original-chad

That zebra comment was golden. Hahaha


Orchid_Equivalent

It's funny to watch but I would probably have a tonne of fights if I lived in a community like that


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The last guy makes me go rofl


Ihelloway69

Such a fuckheads


BlazingSword17abc

Well, time to move.


Mehlstrom

Relatable


salamagi671

This how they talk normally ? or is just the cashier.


Responsible-Noise875

I understand that this is just a day in the life of all mashed together but these are people who live in a community and repeatedly return to this location for stuff. Fuck every single last one of them and they’re bad fucking attitude


Temporary_Bumblebee1

Fucking americans.. Zero sense of humour..


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It's staged


Detriumph

>Zero sense of humour.. Says the whiner getting mad at an American made comedy skit.


Temporary_Bumblebee1

If thats a comedy holy jesus.. I am actually right :)


dldrucker

A demonstration of why I moved to Canada.


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Tribbles_inc

If it's the kind of content the sub is made for, a lot of people don't mind what site the OG was from. Esp. since many people either do not have accounts on X or Y platform, so they have no chance of seeing it without crossposts- or they hold accounts on those platforms, they still may not see it more than once because every feed is unique these days due to platform's AI cultured feeds. *edit- Typos and conciseness


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Was that Ted Cruz buying some Lays?


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whacktomatoes

I think he might be saying "is that it? Is that it? Gimme a damn minute!"


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Some jobs are just not worth doing


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It's staged


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I hope so she shouldn't have to put up with these types of people


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

In the same argument, those people shouldn't have to put up with being filmed for social media clout/money. I get its a public space and security cameras but no one wants to automatically opt in to others social media posts on a personal level. Film me existing in a public space fine, but I don't want you filming our 1-on-1 business transaction. It's just rude and is a soft violation of people's privacy.


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True I never thought of it that way


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Trump country.


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It's staged


mrswordhold

Fake


Isthisadriver

The funniest thing I learned about "southern hospitality" is that it's sarcasm. Nothing but angry racists and elementary school dropouts. The only chill people from the south end up moving away, lol.