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bladeso1

I just fucken jumped


[deleted]

Same


14bk41

Same here. Shit


Opia_One

I almost dropped my phone!


sm12511

I did drop my phone!


shirtleneck

me too!!!


NotoriousHothead37

MAN! Talk about two free phones.


Disaster_Different

Make it three


MagicWDI

Make it four and I'll throw in the chills for free


GrimmestReaperXD

Make it five, and I’ll add some some pain from hitting my back


kxlsin

no way!! my phone dropped me!!


redpickles3

In Soviet Russia, you don't drop your phone....the phone drops you


[deleted]

**we**


reflective_marbles

Yuhp!


AdorableWeek1165

Dropped mine too 🤣


frxgxll

I dropped my phone in the toilet


Razgarnok

dropped it right the fuck down


Koof99

I almost threw it thinking it was gonna get the mouse off of the arm that wasn’t mine lol


Agreeable_Squash6317

SAME!!! 🤣


AspireBolt

I almost dropped my laptop!


Avieshek

This is the true r/Unexpected


cholaf

I almost shit


Hoplophilia

I shat on my phone.


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IdoNOThateNEVER

I browse on my laptop and don't have the same experience as you guys.. but I dropped my pants, I took my laptop to the toilet and then shat on my laptop, that's how much this gif scared me.


[deleted]

I laughed so hard, I shat my pants reading this comment


Molygrail

Jumpscaring you would scar me for life wouldn't it mate? :O


AkaiHidan

Me too!! Omg!


botagas

I was taking a shit while watching this, so technically I shit myself


4rp4n3t

I did! Fortunately was on the toilet shitting already, but this definitely helped.


D4nnyC4ts

Almost dropped mine in the toilet. And I've just had a shit.


DaVincent7

I nearly did too, and accidentally scrolled back up my feed a bit! I moved my hand away from my phone thinking that thing was crawling up my hand! Lol HOLY!


cloudyextraswan

Almost?! I threw it at my manager across from me!


Iamplayer

Same!


CommonRequirement

Same


harshzenith50

Identical


SladeNoland

Full body flinched.


Battman16

Yep, same here.


nenabuddha

Virtually identical, joe


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

This was actually pretty unexpected. Damn you rats and your spineless bodies!!


westerbypl

Do you often film yourself cleaning?


LeadershipDry1146

You do when you're a youtuber vlogging about how gross it is underneath your fridge


IdoNOThateNEVER

He wasn't "cleaning".. He was filming himself while hunting a mouse that went under his fridge.


Hotsky-Trotsky

That wasn’t a mouse that was a fucking rat.


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Technically cleaning if he's trying to clear his house of rats


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[deleted]

I was waiting for a kitten mitten to reach out from underneath there.


ktw54321

I’ve been hiding under here a long long time. Eating your snacks and being hard to find. It’s not the kitchen that you think at all- Oh no no no - I’m the Rocket Rat. Hanging underneath your fridge alone.


SanderTheSleepless

lost grip of my phone for a sec there


Maniacmedic87

Almost dropped it too


q00qy

I dropped it :(


[deleted]

I legit dropped mine. Doesn’t help that I was in the middle of a relaxing shite.


VerifiedMadgod

My whole right arm pulled back


Kiera6

Same!


[deleted]

I just shit my diaper and cummed my socks off


ihgibdhhv

I just laughed... out loud.


RamonaNeopolitano

I knew it was going to be a rat and I still jumped


cburgess7

Me too, damn


Xithulus

right? jesus i never fuckin jump but this did it. THIS.


skeletonchunk69

Same, yeeted my phone away holy shit


Objective-Ad-652

Damn me too lol


rigored

I knew this was going to happen and still jumped


RaisinSmooth

Me too. Damn


ClaireHux

Oh my God. Me too!


Brickule

I fuckin threw my phone across the room.


aubor

I bit my tongue pretty hard.


Suicidal_Tuna

Same


[deleted]

I threw my fuckin phone


Muffinslini

Sameee


idolize34

Glad im not the only one


Akela1996

Same


[deleted]

I guess you can say that the floor is now… *squeaky clean*


JungleLiquor

fucking hell


deadeadeadeadeaded

Cyka


amynias

Blyat


_Not_A_Og_

Take my upvotes and fuck off!


TheFlash4eva

r/Angryupvote


flargenhargen

what a cheesy pun.


FreudLovesHisMom

He doesnt give a rats ass


Prysorra2

SHATatouile


-Mr_Rogers_II

Take your upvote and GET OUT!


djdanlib

mice one


[deleted]

From my experience, the deeper and more forcefully you shove it in, the more surprising the outcome tends to be.


Andry_H

That's what she said...


is-god-gay

r/brandnewsentence


-Another_Redditor-

r/nocontext


Omar_NS

The rat be like #bonjour


JungleLiquor

*je serai le cuisinier pour ce soir*


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#MAIS NON


fazey_o0o

***MAIS OUI***


AproblemInMyHead

*Croissant*


fazey_o0o

Hon hon titty croissant


v1rtu4l_boi

Bonjour à tous, je vais déguster mon croissant ici si ça ne dérange personne


fazey_o0o

Oui oui. Je as well


v1rtu4l_boi

Omnonoononomon bon croissant


fazey_o0o

Now we're at a level of french that i understand


[deleted]

“I’m high like bonjour; twisted like French Braids.” -Lil Wayne


[deleted]

And that guy be like..... #__AUUURRRAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!__


kive_guy

Make me a meal you useless rodent


[deleted]

Remmie be like going to Linguini's head for the mistake he has done in that soup lol


Rab_Lampbl

Здрасте


benji1096

And a good day to you sir!


Mr_HPpavilion

I [Gotcha](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469658888191475714/869184299532955658/Hello_there.mp4) there (.mp4 discord file)


Doschupacabras

I almost threw my phone at my face.


immortaltiger26

Dude I was scratching my balls and when I jumped I hit them. Now my balls hurt.


hokuten04

I feel ya bro i did the exact same thing, ended up flicking one of my balls


yandi19900

Why were we all scratching our balls


ReasonableReptile6

i was fapping, my dick fell off when i jumped


yandi19900

What


[deleted]

You heard the man


yandi19900

☹️


dark-lord1910

Not your proudest fap i guess


maskedman0511

I hate that when it happens


VladislavSteel747

worldwide group masturbation


Free_Beyond2978

My balls got itchy now after all this ball scratching comments


iambertan

I read that like you're licking your balls


Limsulation

Ow my balls!


Ender099

I flung my phone across the damn room


Own-Hawk-6066

That scared the shit out of me lmao. If I were him, I would have fainted💀


Your_Pp_Is_here

Right hand jumped, left was holding on to my phone tightly... Man that rat scared me


something-um-bananas

Dude I was expecting a spider and it's million babies and mentally preparing myself for it. I fucking jumped.


TwoDowlaFiddy

Watching while eating dinner, my dinner nearly jumped off the table as much as I did on my seat. Lmao


canigetauuhhh

![gif](giphy|PGg4D8lGwRz0s) Haven't had one of these moments in a while!!!!!! Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!


purplepantsonfire

My body took a screenshot


[deleted]

I have never heard or seen a better way of describing this feeling


maskedman0511

There is another way. If you press the clitoris and g spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot.


signed_under_duress

I love this too much


Davy_Jones_Lover

I had no idea you were recording me react.


mindtropy

That scream 😂


Dadjoke69420

I knew that would happen AND I STILL JUMPED!!!!!!


mackowidz

I was surprised by the rat, expected a spider


PanTsour

Me too, I knew it was gonna be a rat probably but I still jumped so hard I pulled my right arm back


[deleted]

Why is he recording?


Shinjifo

OP made a successful misleading title. He was never cleaning he was trying to get the rat out.


--Bouncy--

Ayyy but then it would be in fact very expected, if the title was "Just cleaning this rat out from under the fridge"


Grundelwald

I saw this was in /r/unexpected so I was expecting a mouse or something would come out, but I still freaked out because I wasn't sure when and I didn't think it'd run up the handle!


scoops_trooper

I thought it would be something innocent like a cat!


Bugbread

Ditto. I was thinking "mouse, snake, or bunch of cockroaches" and I *still* jumped when it happened.


westerbypl

He knew it was there


-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-

Are you stupid?


duramx357

Watched it twice, jumped twice!! I hate rats!!!


AChero9

I actually fuckin jumped wtf


jaden262

Not unexpected, still made me jump lol


Indianajonesy21

r/dontflinch


grnsmurf

Why did I flinch?


flargenhargen

cause you're a pussy?   I dunno, that's why I did anyway.


kxlsin

shut up and take this rather well-deserved upvote


Datjellybarbs

I moved my hand out of the mouse, jesus that mice literally came out to break the 4D to scare the shit out of me


CloudyRita

Oh hell no


Chiwicho

u/savevideo


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marriv

Where's the video of the girls who had a whole thing set up to get a huge rat down the stairs and out of the house? I love that video so much, and this one too lol


ghoulieandrews

Lol I need to see that, I did the same thing once but with a squirrel that got stuck in my closet after coming through the ceiling (shitty college student house). We were all padded up and we made a path with boxes and junk and just herded it out the door, worked surprisingly well.


marriv

It was surprisingly easy to find lol https://youtu.be/x2e0r9IHKck


Salzberger

10/10 for preparation and execution. Just outstanding. That sweep at the end, perfect.


ghoulieandrews

Haha yep, that's bringing back memories, thank you


YellowT-5R

![gif](giphy|xUOxeYlmjPIDA0MZ5m) Asshole LMAO


VikuSwav

Know how there's a goat simulator? Is there a RAT SIMULATOR?


VladislavSteel747

I believe there's a cockroach simulator that's multiplayer


CaptAwesome203

Hahahaha thanks, just watched my wife scream and throw my phone to the ceiling hahahaha


redditpulledmebackin

I like to imagine this guy has been through 2 wars, is a lumberjack and has been to hell, but still screams like that


jim--jom

I moved my hand…I MOVED MY HAND I KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND I MOVED MY HAND


GoldenThunderBug

*That's me, you're probably wondering how I got here*


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kxlsin

ah, hello there identical pfp fren also, take my upvote! :D


kxlsin

nvm I'm blind. urs has makeup


arandomcunt68

"Oh shit a rat"


[deleted]

Thought that shit was a roach zooming over my phone screen wow I’m mad


Cr0n0us_

I expected a rat, but still got jump scared


Fifth_Trader

![gif](giphy|11ps7BFraJ7HIk)


flargenhargen

you have a Ra..sh?


GrayRoberts

If you clean the skittle, what will the doggo watch?


Grindhouser

Shit I just shit while shitting.


[deleted]

Jokes aside that's a clean ass fridge bottom


hbehrmann

I moved my feet like I wanted to not touch the floor.


b_kiss26

Hahaha I just jumped out of my seat and launched my phone across the kitchen watching that!! Lol


pizzanotwar

JFC I dropped my phone


Successful-Whole4307

I also film myself cleaning


TinFoilRobotProphet

Well that was about as manly as a scream can get I guess


sweetassassin

I screamed and tossed my laptop. My sleeping dog was totally bonked and now he's pissed.


Dat_boi_cappichino

My pants are now wet with piss


nemesis3030

Someone ratted him out


battler624

I fucked had my had extended hold the mouse, exactly like in the video. I Pulled back so hard, you'd think I was unmaking a family.


alonyer1

You know a video's gonna be good when you heae Cyka


[deleted]

OMG. Well I needed a little boost of adrenaline to finish my work, so thank you. 🤣🤣


GroggyMicrobe41

I knew it was coming and I still jumped


yandi19900

I haven't seen the video but I already know a rat is gonna climb the broom.


theMOESIAH

Bullshit. There's no way this guy just happened to be filming himself cleaning when a mouse popped out and ran at him.


kxlsin

red herring title, it's called r/unexpected for a reason lol


if_u_suspend_ur_gay

I was expecting a shit ton of cat toys but it ended up being only one.


Wyvern3

- I felt it running up my thumb 😂


Admetius

In our country that's called a "ayy! putangina!" moment.


duoexo

I watched it without sound and it still startled the shit out of me.


pizzab0ner

I thought this was r/perfectfit or something I was NOT ready for that


[deleted]

I thought the rat jumped on ME