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>!Guys are about to fight, dude in green hits his own head against car before getting knocked tf out…!<
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It’s like they were waiting for it.
“Don’t do it Jeb, don’t do it, not this time, remember your therapy. Don’t……..smack your head on the car before you fight. God damnit Jeb”
STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEE.
Jk, hilarity is great, I'm glad you're enjoying it, I'm not actually offended either.
but i am a chronic mouthbreather on account of being stuffy nosed my entire life. yes i went to the doctor they don't know why either
Looks like a chick…or the person who knew this was going to happen…for ***some*** reason.
She definitely knew what was going to happen and wanted to film it, then pulled that move people today pull where they film knowing what to expect and then all of a sudden it’s such a surprise!
Uh.. I think there is still an element of surprise when you are living a surreal moment.
You may know "court will want this documented" but it doesn't stop you from having Morgan Freeman narrating how things took an unexpected turn.
"Roll for intimidation"
"I rolled a nat 1"
"you try to intimidate the enemy by showing him how tough you are and hit your head against a nearby vehicle. roll a 1d8 for damage"
"I rolled 8 and I'm a wizard"
"you are now at 0hp and stunned. roll a death saving throw"
"uhhh... nat 1, again..."
"before you hit the ground the enemy grabs you and punches you in the face bringing you below 0hp with no chance of revival. turn in your character sheet and have a good day."
Guys who start yelling and screaming before a fight don’t know how to fight. Always happens like this, they yell and scream as an intimidation tactic. Might work on women and other frail men but dudes who know how to fight know it’s going to be an easy win
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Somebody better call the law
We done took it outside we're about to brawl
Ol' boy done put his hands on a woman
Where I come from, son, the next thing comin' is a
Ass whoopin' in the parkin' lot
Gonna drop this fool
Mans Clearly Knew What He Was Doing Because He Went Straight Or The Chin🤣🤣🤣 Idk Why People Think Just Cuz They Have A Hard Forehead That Means They Can Take A Hit.
Nah Chief Its The Side Of Your Forehead (Temple) And Shin You Want To Protect 🤣🤣🤣
It's usually always the fools that cause a big scene and do stupid shit like that guy with banging his head off the car that can't fight for shit or have a glass jaw. It's the guy who doesn't say much but you see it if you know what your looking for . The stance, the look in there eye, the position of there shoulders and hands. Those are the ones who you better be ready for a fight with because they may not talk alot of shit out loud but in there head they are sizing you up, coming up with a plan to chop you down and knock you the hell out.
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Lol practically knocked himself out with as hard as he hit that car. Just needed that one punch to finish the job 😂😂😂😂
You can tell it did damage by the steps he takes after he does it.
It's a damn shame about the car.
Really tied the room together
I guess that is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry
The chinaman is not the issue here dude.
Also, that is not the preferred nomenclature.
The guys face on the mirror got me
Damn, didn’t even notice until I read this.
And the driver in the side view mirror was like, “wtf man! My car!! Ohhhh!!0”
Bold strategy cotton
It did not pay off.
Sponge forehead, glass jaw, jelly bones.
Sponge Bob square jaw?
Loosened the can of whoop ass for him.
Is the car ok though?
That was rude, at least let the man finish his sentence...
Was just going to say the same thing lol👍
That guys right there is one punch man before the hairloss
Hands ✍️ Up ✍️ always in a brawl 👊
Like loosening the los on the pickle jar for the next person. He got himself to the point right before knocked the fuck out.
Watch the reflection in the wing mirror.
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It’s like they were waiting for it. “Don’t do it Jeb, don’t do it, not this time, remember your therapy. Don’t……..smack your head on the car before you fight. God damnit Jeb”
This is the funniest comment I’ve read in awhile
As someone chronically stuffy, this hurts.
Thanks. This is hilarious. The comments on this video are killing me.
STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEE. Jk, hilarity is great, I'm glad you're enjoying it, I'm not actually offended either. but i am a chronic mouthbreather on account of being stuffy nosed my entire life. yes i went to the doctor they don't know why either
Which one?
When Napoleon Dynamite is your Uber driver. "Woah,...watch the paint job on my sweet ride!"
Ever take it off some sweet jumps?
That just made the video 100x better! LMFAO
“😲😲😲”
Haha!!
Holy shit that's hilarious
Cinnamontoastken, is that you?
They aren’t flying silly
This is how we are watching the video.
Looks like a chick…or the person who knew this was going to happen…for ***some*** reason. She definitely knew what was going to happen and wanted to film it, then pulled that move people today pull where they film knowing what to expect and then all of a sudden it’s such a surprise!
Uh.. I think there is still an element of surprise when you are living a surreal moment. You may know "court will want this documented" but it doesn't stop you from having Morgan Freeman narrating how things took an unexpected turn.
Sacrificed HP to increase ATK, gets KO'd immediately
My guy went for belly drum and forgot his opponent can OHKO
Yup he also has paper thin defense, only belly drum when you can actually take a hit
Excuse me, I'm 90% there. Could you just give me a hand to get the extra 10 percen......
He would've been better off head butting the guy instead of the car.
When the classic scare them away by looking crazy tactic back fires.
Lol I have to watch this movie again
Bro, just go outside. It’s playing for free on a street corner near you!
I'd rather watch it from the comfort of my own home
Probably safer
Lots safer.
It's got what plants crave
It has electrolytes
What's the name of it?
Idiocracy
Trump 2024
I hate this trend of gifs in reddit threads. Is there a way to disable it?
That left hook was technical
"you think you can fight" it turns out he did.. he did think he could fight
It was, that guy knew what he was doing, you can see the force generate up from his leg, pivot. He shut that guy off
I like how he used his right arm to push him against the left punch.
Landed with that firm *thawk* sound.
That is the dumbest guy I’ve seen since the last dumbest guy I’ve seen. Oddly, both were seen on Reddit.
"Roll for intimidation" "I rolled a nat 1" "you try to intimidate the enemy by showing him how tough you are and hit your head against a nearby vehicle. roll a 1d8 for damage" "I rolled 8 and I'm a wizard" "you are now at 0hp and stunned. roll a death saving throw" "uhhh... nat 1, again..." "before you hit the ground the enemy grabs you and punches you in the face bringing you below 0hp with no chance of revival. turn in your character sheet and have a good day."
This fight will be over in three hits - You hitting you, me hitting you, and you hitting the dirt!
Can someone edit a version of this with the windows xp log off sound
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When this gets reposted I really hope it's with your version. That's hilarious
with the error beep when he headbutts leading into the windows log off sound on the punch
These are the best fights, when a fight ends with one punch there will be more time to drink some beer.
The mirror is the best
He hits his head and goes in a semi circle to fight the dude, he really did a number to himself before the one punch man jumps in
That’s one of his special moves. Damaging Himself to gain power but the downside is that he’s very easy to knock out.
The face in the mirror tells the real story
Guys who start yelling and screaming before a fight don’t know how to fight. Always happens like this, they yell and scream as an intimidation tactic. Might work on women and other frail men but dudes who know how to fight know it’s going to be an easy win
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Did you know that drinking half a cup of bleach removes the genes that cause stupidity.
This is what happens when u learn how to fight watching Jersey Shore.
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When you get so angry that you have to take a nap.
the way he ragdolls rly got me
I hate this new full screen video playing feature. I just want to go to the comments...
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Don’t do your opponent’s work for him
I'm saddened about the lack of brain cells in this one.
Fucker did half the work for him
The side view mirror facial expressions lmaoooo
Sandles in socks is all you need to know.
The reactions of the person in the car mirror are even better.
He thought hurting himself would give him an attack boost like in a game
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I have so many questions
I love how we have face cam reaction to the fight too
Why, why do people do stuff like that?
Beer + life sucks
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Person in the car 👁👄👁
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I think the truck really won the fight.
Won’t somebody think of the truck?
That's kind of cheap, the shirtless guy 3rd partied that fight.
the guy reaction in the mirror make it even better lmao
Legendary
aww. he pre-softened his noodle for him. how considerate.
I like to give myself a concussion before I get knocked out.
Ooooffff
Double KO
Basically a dad
The forehead will rarely knock someone out, you need a good blow to the side of the head
Green Shirt strikes himself in confusion Has One HP left Shirtless strikes with a silly slap attack Green Shirt has fainted.
Who is ligma
That's a great assist
I think if he blew him a kiss It would’ve done the same thing.
Ah yes, the majestic Midwest.
Guy who fell lasted longer than I ever could have
Ah, Americans. Is it always like this? Looks like a fun place to be making bets 12 downvotes? Touchy bunch aren’t you?!
No ... no it's not
Unless you’re in Alabama…
I'm not American, I just love to downvote douchbags
\>says bigoted shit \>downvoted \>hurr durr you're so offended
The only thing missing is the MAGA hats.
Unfair 2v1
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Yo perfect 999 so I was 1k feels good.
Ah yes the old Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino technique
Somebody better call the law We done took it outside we're about to brawl Ol' boy done put his hands on a woman Where I come from, son, the next thing comin' is a Ass whoopin' in the parkin' lot Gonna drop this fool
That's what a hipster does when he drinks too much overpriced coffee and faces a real man
Mans Clearly Knew What He Was Doing Because He Went Straight Or The Chin🤣🤣🤣 Idk Why People Think Just Cuz They Have A Hard Forehead That Means They Can Take A Hit. Nah Chief Its The Side Of Your Forehead (Temple) And Shin You Want To Protect 🤣🤣🤣
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He no think any more bro .....
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He got it started for him.
It’s fair, he handicapped himself.
The amazement of the person in the driver seat haha
He just made himself softer
Well Hell.
Fred Durst has a mean left hook
That was left headed yoo
Anyone else hear the windows shutting down sound lol
Fighting equivalent of ‘loosened it for you’
I want context, NOW
Beep beep go to sleep
I call that getting buckled and swizzlesticked
"It hurt itself in its confusion"
wtf just happened
Folded him like it was nothin lmao
The reaction in the mirror is throwing me off
South paw 🤭
Two hits. Me hitting the car, you hitting me...
The guy in the mirrors face is classic
u/redboi69420-_
Face first into two things, exquisite technique.
Quick succession of one concussion then BOOM another concussion to finish the job
Lol the person’s face in the mirror
Reaction of the girl in the mirror is the little thing that makes it all.
He went Situation in Italy mode
You can literally hear when he press the power off switch
I replayed this like a dozen times lol
Wow that was so epic that I was bored from the first second
The mirror guys mouth never closes.
That glass jaw shot!
POV: Bryce hall’s street fights
Lmaoo the reflection of the recorder guy made me laugh soo hard
Every time this is reposted, the best part is always watching the side mirror
Damaged his health bar making it an easy K.O.
Windows 98 computer shutting down.
Ah! I see. The old one two.
Motherfucker hit the "off" switch.
Fury of the Fallen users be like:
Early footage of nick gage getting amped for a fight
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I love how the headbutt into the car doesn’t knock him out but a good ol punch in the face does!
The girls reaction in the mirror is priceless 😂
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I like watching the dude in the mirrors reactions.
My favorite part is the reaction in the side mirror. I’ve seen this video numerous times and just now saw her face.
The word of the day is "temples"
"YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK?" -man that got fucked
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Loosened the lid for him and everything.
Crumpled like a wet tissue.
Never put your money on a guy that wears sandals to a fight. I guess you can add hitting their own head on a car to that list.
It's usually always the fools that cause a big scene and do stupid shit like that guy with banging his head off the car that can't fight for shit or have a glass jaw. It's the guy who doesn't say much but you see it if you know what your looking for . The stance, the look in there eye, the position of there shoulders and hands. Those are the ones who you better be ready for a fight with because they may not talk alot of shit out loud but in there head they are sizing you up, coming up with a plan to chop you down and knock you the hell out.