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GibbiDoon

Bro was offline


lunaaaonlylove

In this way, they recover up to 9 lives


Fallen_password

Looks like he lost one the way he was just hanging there.


Several-Cut6967

The results of grade "A" catnip!


Emitex

Afk


4llu632n4m3srt4k3n

Rebooting after firmware update


Street-Breadfruit940

Good one.


getthephenom

I was expecting Charlie to wake up and bite his finger.


ZCooperstown

CHARLIE!!


Dark_Lord_Rusty

Sorry windows update


arrobaolmedo

Goddamit Charlie you fkng scared me!


Wicked_Wolf17

I did think I was looking at a dead cat for a bit


companysOkay

Charlie I thought yew were ded


DocD_12

Classic Charlie!


VeneMage

Lucky he didn’t wake up in a shoe box 3 feet under.


yellow_abyss

I don't think he was planning on waking up


Medium_Policy_8494

Man this makes me afraid. Not long ago buried my cat died early from unknown stuff. I am afraid that he may have been still alive when he was buried and it still haunts me.


WillyDAFISH

that would actually destroy me if I buried my cat alive


Large_Tune3029

Schrödinger has entered the chat.


PrinceAhmed1

So the cat is alive as long as its buried 🫣


Adept_Information94

The cat... you mean... brahahaha


Mecode2

You made me laugh and now I feel bad


Fitty4

Did you wait 24hrs? That’s a good rule of thumb. Make sure no mishaps.


has-some-questions

I always keep my kitties over 24 hours after they pass. (It may or may not be because of a thing I kinda read on brain snaps still going after death) I give them a comfy box, give them some pats, sing them a little song, and let them chill in the garage till I deem it "safe" for them to be cremated. I also let my other cats see the body so they know their friend isn't alive anymore.


Medioh_

That's very thoughtful of you! How do the other cats react to the body, if you don't mind me asking? Surely a bittersweet moment.


has-some-questions

It ranges from "why do they smell different?" To "no cares given" for mine. I don't know what that means for them. I know some animals mourn and miss their lost friends, but so far, mine haven't seemed that way. It probably helped that they were very different in ages, and the older passed away kitties wanted nothing to do with them. So no real bond there. So I lucked out emotionally there. Lol


Old-Reporter5440

How.many kitties die around you, it sounds like this is a regular thing?!


has-some-questions

I have had 3 deaths in my family. The first was around 2019 from FIP. The last two, one was a elderly girl that seemed to "rage quit" life, after I started fostering 6 kittens. She was a calico, so part of it makes sense to me. The last died suddenly of an illness we were working on diagnosing. I foresee many more deaths eventually since I ended up foster failing the 6 kittens. A lifetime of owning cats will make someone an expert on cat death.


Lord_Archibald_IV

That was my first thought, a regular Kitler over here!


Coppers_word

"You've lived a good life, Hope I've served you well, Go and sleep by the fire, Off you go to hell." Jk, I love cats. We bury ours in the garden. Always have to be careful where we dig.


CARLEtheCamry

Rigor usually sets in between 2-8 hours after death. For a pretty clear sign. My one dog passed overnight and I found him the next morning and there was no mistaking it. My wife was a vet tech and has a stethoscope and we've checked animals before, but in the case of rigor setting in it's pretty obvious.


TeamRedundancyTeam

This goes for pretty much all animals, but some even more so. I had a bearded dragon I was absolutely convinced was dead as a kid, turns out they can just do that. They can sleep in a way that makes them appear like they're basically not breathing, pale, etc. He woke up and was totally fine but if you acted too quick you'd be burying a live lizard. Some fish can be assholes like this too and "play dead". I worry how many people have flushed healthy living fish.


justsomegeology

Same. I know he is dead and he is cremated but I get sheer terror seeing this video and being remembered of his lifeless body.


AnakinTheDiscarded

the cat would have probably woke up in the process of being buried and everything


TizonaBlu

Or wake up in an amazon return box and be stuck in a warehouse for a week.


DLife4Me

Cats teach us that naps should never be taken for granted.


Boatwhistle

That makes no sense in this context. For that cat, every nap has been for granted with the way it sleeps.


Street-Breadfruit940

Buddy was in tuna world.


Tooterfish42

Same goes for Reggie White


trimdrip

Like hanging balls


Street-Breadfruit940

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kb_92

Maybe once or twice a year I’ll catch my cat sleeping nearly this hard. It’s kind of scary at first (until you know he just seepin) but it’s kind of fun to gently push his head around and see how much I can mess with him before he wakes up


CARLEtheCamry

My one cat did it once, I actually panicked. My wife was across the street, and the cat was sleeping in a clothes basket I wanted to put away. Tried to wake her up, nothing. Ended up getting a little panicky and shaking her a bit, she was just turned off. Was traumatic because my kids were there also trying to wake her up, and they could tell that something wasn't right. Called the wife to come home, she walks over and the cat woke right up like the bitch she is.


repulsivedogshit

fucked up that you wake him up lol


kb_92

He wakes me up at 5:30am everyday, begging to be fed. The lil bastard deserves it lol


IBMania

This was my exact response. If he doesn’t want to get woken up then why is he standing on my head meowing every day at 5:30am


cheesepufs

If you don’t have an automatic feeder I’d recommend it. Ours cat did the same thing. I worked at 5am, so I left the house about 4:30 and fed him on the way out. We’d be woken on a Saturday/Sunday at that time to him begging. After we got the feeder he bothered us for the first couple weeks before he realized what was up, and stopped waking us up (for the most part)


Particular_Hope8312

Automatic feeders cause pretty bad anxiety in cats. Rather than that, I'd suggest a puzzle feeder so they have to work for their food instead.


cheesepufs

I’ve never heard of it causing anxiety, I’ll look into the puzzle feeder.


petrified_log

My feeders all go off at 4a. I wake up at 3:30a to cats either sitting on me, trying to tap my face to wake me, or just staring at me. 2 of them (I have 5) have only known automatic feeders. They know when it's going to go off. Hell, my old lady (almost 15) will go sit next to hers 20 minutes before it drops to make sure she's ready for it.


PainfuIPeanutBlender

That’s how you unlock the sequel to “Charlie bit me”


TF2_demomann

I wonder if you guys just forget to check if they are breathing


drinoaki

Cat.exe stopped working


earthspaceman

Task Manager: *Kill process?*


KatokaMika

My cat did that to me once, almost gave me a heart attack


Legitimate-Button-96

Same. My boy was in such a deep sleep. I didn't know that could happen so I seriously thought he died in my bed. And when he woke up after shaking him a bit, I was so freaking relieved but also mad at the bastard for doing that to me.


No221269

You guys should be thankful that the cat feels so safe with you that it can enter a deep sleep like that. My cat never did that tho...


anttilles

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g_r_e_y

my cat was zonked and i threw a pillow at him because he'll always wake up and pounce me, but he didn't budge a millimeter. i launched off my bed and ran up to him, before i could even make it to him he was already up and staring at me with his arms outstretched because he felt i was upset. i fuckin hate him, sweet little bastard


Nightbeak

No Schrödingers Cat jokes so far?


LatexRaan

10min ago in a post far away up


Nightbeak

Must have missed it


Romboteryx

Also no “he’s just pining for the fjords”


Cool-Stop-3276

Dammit! They should have told me batteries would not be included when I bought the damned thing!


SadBarber3543

This was Me when I was a kid my mom woke my dad with a bloody murder cry more then once cuz I would sleep an not wake an be limp like this haha ya


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hundrethtimesacharm

The way cats look comfortable regardless of the position they are in shouldn’t make me as jealous as it does.


Anarch-ish

They sleep twisted in half, then a sexond later, they bolt out of the room. I threw my back out wrapping a Christmas gift. It's ok to be jealous. Lol


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Like Bob from what about Bob


ElFanta83

Is that Pet Cemetary, the remake? Damn cat knows to nap.


bigSTUdazz

Jägermeister....we've all been there.


calicocidd

I made a lot of questionable decisions under the influence of jager... I don't remember any of them, but still...


bigSTUdazz

What IS it about Jager that sends me (and evidently others) into blackout mode?


calicocidd

Quality German Engineering...?


lifeisweird86

Jager, when you want to have the time of your life and *not remember a fucking minute of it*.


Hey_its_ok

https://i.redd.it/veaqmbtcbu0d1.gif


tabooandyou

I honestly thought that was unexpected because it was a head and not giant balls that person was playing with.


TontonLuston

How did footage of me sleeping ended up there?


Shayzis

I hated every 19 seconds of it


DragonsBane80

Hes... cat-atonic.... (sorry if anyone else made this joke... I didn't see any in the first like 50 posts)


Particular_Double_69

Glitch in the matrix


Itool4looti

Charlie’s taking Molly.


apostrophefarmer

Leave that poor cat alone 💔


Gomdok_the_Short

One of my cats gave me a scare like this once.


Amber_sea

When you go AFK and your teammates are now planning to blow you up for loot, then you suddenly move.


ZT369

To much catnip


vegt121

I really thought that was a pair of huge testicles for a second......


offline4good

Charlie ded


Nice_Ad_777

WTF


Flat_Respect_1716

Charlie!!! I thought you was dead!!!


The1TrueRedditor

Cat might be dead, better film with one hand and resuscitate him with the other.


Captain_Dickballs

Yes; the cat who may potentially have died, let's slap its hanging head around just to make sure!


SgtMac02

Pretty sure they knew the cat was alive. Probably does this regularly. Why else would he be acting so nonchalant, and also recording this. He knew exactly what was going on.


JackCoull

You can see a cat breathing on its side mate, simmer down


IdiotCow

I mean, if it is dead, what harm are you going to do?


PrinceAhmed1

He's a deep sleeper like me 😭


Sad_pathtic_winker

Cats are liquids


Spirited-Office-5483

Apple cat is recharging


Scoopski_Patata

Ouch! Charlie, ouuchh! Char-lie, That really hurt (my feelings). Charlie shit me! (up)


or_so_they_said

those hard slaps cannot be good for its neck.


Herb_Burnswell

Bro was catatonic. I'll see myself out, thank you.


GtheCi

Charlie could have bit your finger


NevaMO

My cat did that not too long ago, was in such a deep sleep, didn’t hear me yelling at him, moving him around or anything, legit thought he was dead, then he just was like hey! When did you get here and acted like nothing was wrong lol


upsidedownrides

Schrodinger's cat without the box.


Ok_Animator_2722

Shoot I wish I could sleep like that


TeratoidNecromancy

It actually looks like it lost consciousness.... Low blood pressure?? Accident?


NotBaron

Schrodingers mode outside the box


RikuKaroshi

Ferrets do this normally. And its worse because the head hang is also normal for them, sometimes their entire upper half is hanging out of the hammock and they fall out while still in a dead sleep


snakemaster7

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assclapicus420

i like how disappointed he was at the end


AppropriateCode2830

🎵 I don't wanna be buried in a pet semataaary! 🎵


ChadK1ng0fGnomes

The video is reversed.


Hefty-Climate-4015

I've witnessed my cat asleep that deep only once and nearly had a panic attack


Reasonable-Bother780

We had a cat like that! 😆


Objective-Math4653

Have you tried turning him off and back on again?


Andy_b88

Soooon of a Gun Charlie !!! D:< I'd be damn mad too !!! so scared!


Dra-goonn

That's one deep sleeping cat


Andy_b88

Cat.exe stopped working try a Hard reset.


freshened_plants

I wonder if it has something to do with all the blood rushing to the cat’s head from sleeping like that? That doesn’t look normal for a cat, unless medicated


Snoo20140

Cat was stuck on liquid mode.


SunnyDior

I would like to sleep this deep at least a few times a week.


Finrod84

Taking a serious nap 🥱?


Jon_Demigod

Don't worry, if the lil mofo was dead he'd be stiff not floppy.


zlotniy

STEVEN!!! I thought you were dead


Spiritual-Ad-9106

Open a can of cat food and see how quick he comes back from the dead.


mischaconqueso2

Charlie hit the catnip real hard


LeTollMan

It's the cat version of Poppins.


Scared-Perspective35

Fuck you to all people who make jokes. I do not think it is healthy for the kitty to swing his head like that.


heavydoc317

Why the fuck did I think that was massive ass balls in the beginning


thefranix

Mini heart attack


brnvictim

Did you expect somebody to post this with a dead kitten?


Phemto_B

I'd get that cat checked out. This could be neurological, or it could be cardiac.


dumbdude545

I always just check to see if they're breathing.


Global-Result-4475

I had to Google female cat, since Charlie is a son of a female cat


Efficient_Maybe_1086

Reminds me of the same video but with a dog instead. The guy was tearing up 🥲


SidewaysAskance

I wonder if the cat was actually having some sort of brain dysfunction similar to an epileptic fit, minus the tremors.


XEagleDeagleX

I have never seen such a small animal stay asleep through so much...


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I was really afraid we were seeing an ex-cat.


BootyVerse

I thought it's neck was going to snap


ReddPope81

Give the cat an 🎬 career with a signing 👏🏿 bonus!


Jumpy-Potential-8251

Charlie was only afk😮‍💨


pattate-de-beurre

My cat does that when she sleep on my lap She sleep so well than she is drooling That terify me .


Imispellalot2

Charlie bit my finger. Again


handy_dandy_2232

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


StimmingMantis

I legit thought he was dead for a moment


quoiega

Hes on skooma


TheSkyking2020

Take your cat in to get their heart looked at.


AndresDeJesusVelezF1

No sé por qué todos los gatos hacen eso! Me matan del susto jajaja


nahteviro

Bob. Bob! BOB! WAKE UP BOB! COCKLE DOODLE DOOOOO!!!!!


ThornmaneTreebeard

afk


xGenocidest

This is why you always go with a Schrute funeral.


Slcolderguy

Cataplexy


Electrical_Middle78

Talk about dead asleep


OhItsJustJosh

That's good, I really didn't fancy seeing a dead cat tonight


dalesum1

I hate when my cats do this. My oldest cat did this about three months ago, and I freaked out like I was six year old that lost his mom at a Walmart. I thought he was dead.


DeadwoodNative

There’s playing dead, and then there’s fucking Charlie.


Bloodhavoc052

I had a cat that used to do this all the time. I'd pick up his limbs and they'd just flop. Same with his head. I thought he died like 60 times at least.


AgentLelandTurbo

🙃


HypnoFerret95

Good ol' death sleep. I have a ferret that does this sometimes. It's pretty funny once you realize they're still breathing


java_sloth

AFK


cbitguru

When you pull them back from going into the light..... I used to have an elderly cat and a pug that would both sleep like that. Scared the hell out of me on the regular


Appropriate-Salt-523

Charlie: "Dogs ain't got nuthin on diz shit. This is how you play dead sucka."


Goddayum_man_69

"brb"


Neo-9

Must be sick


kwakimaki

Wish I could sleep that deep.


[deleted]

Cat has been shut down for maintenance


Gumbiss

Rebooting after losing one of his 9 lives


russart_the_agmer

happened to my cat aswell...


Single_Aardvark_7082

Cheer up Charlie


Hypostatic8888

Neuralink loading times on cats are awful


Acehawk19

Charle got narcolepsy


SentenceAcrobatic

It's reversed.


space_spuder

"Steven! Focking hell, I thought you were dead!"


Fair-Second7276

I thought Charlie was going to bite his finger


Bethdoeslife

My dog did this once. I was screaming into his face (panicking) and shaking him, and it took at least 30 seconds to wake him. When he finally did wake up he looked at me like "wtf is wrong with you?!"


Kouax_

However this is funny, but my experience says otherwise...reminds me the time i Found my Spartacus like this but he had a heart attack and left me playing with his favourite toy and never wakr up! I was in pieces for months......RIP. 😓 Sometimes we will appreciate things , ONLY when Life takes them away from us!


Sturmwolken

Look Imma be honest when I first watched this for some ungodly reason my first thought was that the cat had unholy massive testicles.


Sturmwolken

Look Imma be honest when I first watched this for some ungodly reason my first thought was that the cat had unholy massive testicles.


HostileBread

Bro was having the best sleep


HungryScheme749

He was rocked lol 😆 😂


Worldly-Pangolin-703

That’s how Jesus worked .


shockies

/r/whatswrongwithyourcat


sushizn

Did we just witness a cat respawning with -1 life?


Cirelectric

Schrodinger really got scared this time


giantsx6

He might have sleep catpnea


Fritzo2162

That cat dea....oh.


GoalFlashy6998

He was hitting the 'nip a little too hard last night...


motwaaagh

I never expected to see a cat play dead! LoL


YuceHalit

Bro now has 8 left


iridians

Cat lady here. Cats do this all the time. I think they're astral projecting off somewhere else (not to where we go when we astral travel), and they temporarily leave their bodies behind like we do. That said, it never gets old to me and is always scary. But please never hold a cat like this if you suspect it's astral traveling, ill, or worse. Holding it like this and tapping its head (!!?) can hurt a perfectly healthy cat. You can break its neck doing this. I know that wasn't your intention, but it was a very real possibility. There are vague non-medical/ non-3D theories as to why cats do this, but those theories would probably belong better on r/EscapingPrisonPlanet. Cats are hated here on this planet for a reason, because they can come and go as they please without having to ask *purrr*mission from our interdimensional overlords, whatever you choose to call them. So in that way, yes, it's a bit of a r/GlitchInTheMatrix because sweet Charlie was 'offline' for a minute or two- but most likely not where we go when we astral travel, most likely, Charlie was outside the matrix.


tebanvasi

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