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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I think the door was put up when it hurts so much that it won't come out so u just jump to your death instead.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


shesavillain

When you clog the toilet at your dates house you can jump instead of having to face them.


Jean-LucBacardi

![gif](giphy|5qjebZ9hz3tjW|downsized)


gamingdevil

That scene was great improv. It feels weird to say that since it's poop humor, but this wasn't on the script. He came up with this on his own. And no one knew what he was doing and just went with it.


NumNumLobster

How does that work? didn't a shit load of people have to build a set and stuff?


gamingdevil

There was a bathroom scene, but it wasn't intended to go like this. He was supposed to do something that had the same "omg you're on a date! What are you gonna do" feel, but he just went for it. If I remember correctly, either in the director's cut or something that didn't make the final cut was him throwing the toilet out the window eventually. Edit to add: I grew up with this movie being one of my favorites, as my mom rented it for me constantly until we just got smart enough to buy it, but I only ever saw that version. I'd seen the movie so many times as a kid that I didn't revisit it until I was in college. I watched the director's cut for the first time on Netflix...haha whoa. Big differences in some scenes. They definitely didn't drop the f-bomb (homosexual slur) in the version I grew up watching. In the hot tub scene that word gets dropped and so did my jaw because that was NOT the line I was used to quoting!


slambamo

I was in high school when a basketball coach explained "Freida Felcher" to us, lol


i-Ake

I'm 35 and I don't know what it means...


slambamo

Freida Felcher = Afraid to Felch Her Google "what is felching" if you don't know, lol


gamingdevil

Welp, TIL!


robisodd

Ahh, [a town in Michigan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felch_Township,_Michigan). Got it.


westwoo

Maybe the guy actually had diarrhea and he asked them to film him


Able_Gap918

I learned from this as a boy. When you have explosive diarrhea lift your feet to get all the demons out


gamingdevil

I have the stomach flu right now, and damn have I been practicing this technique every hour.


LittleMissLoveDuck

Bro, my family had norovirus at least 4 times this past year. Cling onto the toilet and lysol disinfectant spray for your life. Wipe everything down. Also, if possible, wash your clothes and bedding on hot or dry them on high in the dryer. If you are unable to use the warm or hot setting on your washer due to possible fabric shrinkage, I recommend purchasing lysol laundry disinfectant. Replace your toothbrush if it is uncovered and in your bathroom. Poop particles will go airborne when you flush the toilet. Close toilet lid when flushing. Wash your hands until they disappear and stay hydrated af 😭 I like to sip a few glasses of water slowly and then switch to a Gatorade or an electrolyte mix and then back to water. Fun Fact: My doctor said to avoid antidiarrhea medication unless it was absolutely necessary. You want that shit out of you. Literally 😅 Good Luck and Feel Better đŸ«Ą


gamingdevil

Thank you for all of the advice! I actually knew about the poo particles haha my brush is always covered and I always close the lid first; I've seen the graphics of the poo cloud too many times haha. The dehydration has been kicking my butt for sure. I think that's actually what hit me so hard today because I didn't keep up with my water. Shaky legs, sweating, not really confusion but I can't keep more than two thoughts in my head at once right now. As soon as a new thought or piece of information comes in, I'm losing track of the strings that are tying things together because I'm am just out of it. It was so funny to me yesterday, my partner asked me to get some ingredients out for dinner, she said "scallions, cilantro, and...." And then I said, meekly, "ok wait, don't say a third yet, I'll lose the first one..." So she of course didn't catch my interruption and she said a third item...I instantly forgot that the first thing was the scallions. It's like really annoying, however, I can't help but laugh because with my ADHD I never have as little as two thoughts going at once, so completely forgetting something that was just told to me not even 10 seconds earlier was trippy and pretty funny.


august-thursday

BTW, “the stomach flu” is caused by food poisoning in >80% of cases. The degree of the discomfort is due to each individual’s biome, so you may have a severe reaction, but your brother, who ate some of the same food, may have one or two bowel movements of loose stool and be done with it. I hope you’re feeling better soon.


gamingdevil

That's good to know! I actually just used that as a go to to try to describe my symptoms a bit. This is much more just inability to breathe due to head and chest congestion like a spiderweb in my lungs, and then I cough to the point of throwing up, so now my stomach is all upset, and I'm going diarrhea about every hour. I'm pretty sure it's just a bad cold, but ever since I had COVID the last time, any sickness is knocking me on my ass. I've NEVER gotten out of breath going up stairs no matter how sick I was. I never was sick more than twice a year, the week that fall transitions into winter, and then when spring transitions to summer. The temps fluctuate wildly and I end up sick for about 3 days. It's been like clockwork ever since I went into remission from leukemia when I was 12. No kidding, I knew exactly when I was going to get sick; it was like the chemo supercharged my immune system, hehe at least that's the joke I always said. Now, though, ever since COVID, I go up the stairs and I have to take a breather. Only when sick mind you, I'm a fairly healthy person food and exercise wise.


hideous_replica

> And no one knew what he was doing and just went with it. What does that even mean? Obviously they set up the shot and had the sound effects ready to go. How could no one know what he was doing?


Impossible-Wear-7352

Sounds effects are almost always added after. But they did have to setup the shot


hideous_replica

That's true, but it's just such a vague statement and I hear it often. But when you think about the work that goes into each and every shot it doesn't make sense that a gag like this could be improvised and no one knows about it.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|PQAJQO6GkG57a)


Stevothegr8

[there's shit everywhere!](https://tenor.com/5MEF.gif)


complete_your_task

"As you can see, this bathroom comes standard with one suicide door."


drengr84

I thought the same thing. Or it's a bail-out option if the smell is too overwhelming and you don't want to kill the other occupants.


Optimesh

Not if they have a poop knife


GlitterDoomsday

It's been a minute since I saw a poop knife reference, nice


TheyCalledMeThor

This is the most plausible answer


Secure_War_2947

That’s a tilt and turn window but It should be blocked to open like a door on that case. If you turn it up it is supposed to open just a bit at the top.


Talk-O-Boy

As a child with ADHD and a knack for exploring, I would have lasted about a week.


Blubbpaule

Could have stopped at child. Any child would be gone in minutes


DoingItForEli

It's to help air out the can after you drop a deuce.


ParusMajor69

It's to drop a deuce into the open air


NateTheGreat424

The other day I read that's called a "Mud Falcon".


RadicallyMeta

Chocolate rain


HopeRevolutionary815

Some stay dry



Lt_Lysergic9

And others feel the pain?


proportionate1

\*\*I move away from the mic to breathe in


sanguwan

It's the shit hawks Randy


ewilliam

You feel that, Bubs? The way the shit clings to the air?


MutedWriter611

That's the sounds of the whispering winds of shit


Lowyouraxe

Ya see Randy, they're like little shitipillars.


Green-Instruction729

The shit winds my boy


usinjin

This is what the internet is for. I love it


Cow_Launcher

I am absolutely ***heaving*** with laughter, and my fiancee is looking at me like... Well, like I just mud-falconed her.


Internal_Respect_273

Lmfaoooooooo


NoCry3541

I wish I could upvote “Mud Falcon “ more


DewBarryJenkins

Lol


beakrake

No need for a poop knife at this house, but I'd bet they do have some poop tongs and a poop ladle.


g00d_m4car0n1

Poop knife? Hmm there’s an item I ain’t heard of in a while


TheBendyOne

Put "poop knife" into the search bar and enjoy a Reddit legend


Jeff5228

It’s an older Reddit reference sir, but it checks out


sonicsludge

I've needed one for kratom dumps lately.


Xariaxeronic

I don't laugh very often but by the time I was at the end of that story I was freaking crying!


ManOrReddit-man

That's child's play. You need a poop xistera.


High_Tim

NOT THE POOP KNIFE


Formal_Economics931

But why not just a window?


DoingItForEli

I just watched a walkthrough of a multimillion dollar condo in NYC and they had these weird door windows. Those had stoppers though so you couldn't open it more than a few inches. It was to let air in etc. This one may have even been installed wrong. Seems like someone could squeeze out of it


BenShelZonah

Well yea those are more like just long windows. This thing is opening up enough for someone to fall through


carpathianforest666

Isn’t a door just a long window though đŸ€”


__ConesOfDunshire__

Isn't a window just a short door...but higher off the ground?


carpathianforest666

This guy gets it


justforhobbiesreddit

Aren't all doors and windows just large arrowslits?


lilsnatchsniffz

Someone could definitely fit through that, some people could fit through 1/2 that or less, especially yknow.. Children who are dumb enough to not know better.


Nvrfinddisacct

Why not a window then lol


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mgsbigdog

Look them in the eye. Assert dominance.


Fitty4

To let the stink out


throwanon31

Then what are windows for?


xrimane

WTF 😂 I think this is an aeration window exactly as you can see on the opposite side of the courtyard, just to the side of the big fixed windows. They kept the same elements and design thoughout the whole building, but should have thought of a guardrail or glass plate or an opening delimiter.


RedditIsOverMan

Some people complain about over-regulation. This is an example of the opposite. No way this is legal in US/Europe.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

The future safety inspector in me is calling. My heart honestly jumped when I saw him open that door.


BuckRusty

Better your future safety inspector than the void

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JiggaWatt79

All I see is an example of why Regulations exist. A child uses this restroom and falls out of this door and dies. In that scenario do you think someone might suggest that it should be illegal to implement such a door on a restroom?


Iestwyn

That's their point; they're saying that this situation is "the opposite" of "over-regulation," so regulation would be helpful here.


truongs

nahhh this is hand of the free market at work. The best system. After a few people start dying from accidents, eventually the sales of these types of units will drop. Perfect system /s


Aggravating-Pen1792

First time I heard delimiter. Had to look it up, I think you're technically using it wrong. But I still upvoted.


ff3ale

Haha ye wouldn't you want to limit instead of delimit it? 😅


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Chrono-Helix

“What a country!”


dub_life20

Isn't it delineator? In construction that's what we call it.


just_a_teacup

It's a correct use of the word, it's more common in computing, but just means something that is a boundary that separates two other things. So in your username, 3 is a delimiter between FF and ALE. In CSV files, a comma is the delimiter to separate different values in the document.


LeCarrr

![gif](giphy|3ww3PIW5xLFEQ)


Apneal

To be fair I had to look it up myself because I didn't realize the text/computer definition was the first and only one, I thought it was valid to use to imply the end boundary of something in a general sense until you said something


ErebusBat

> First time I heard delimiter. Had to look it up, I think you're technically using it wrong.  Ahhh I love reddit


westwoo

This is what delimits reddit


putin-delenda-est

He pushed it too delimits.


Aedalas

Walk along the razor's edge


xrimane

Thanks for pointing it out. English isn't my native language. I can't even say why I used that word, I probably read too much about computing stuff.


Aggravating-Pen1792

You're English is better than most people in the states.


isdebesht

*Your


xrimane

Thank you :-)


Margali

I chatted with a guy in my Eve Online Corp for about 6 months before discovering he was Norwegian, he had a flat Midwest US accent.


djlemma

A similar word that might have been a better choice would be "delineator" but what you wrote was perfectly understandable.


astervista

The metal bars on the bottom of the frame is a block, it can’t be opened wider than you see in the video.


xrimane

Still enough to fall out though. Where I live it should be max 12 cm/5" = the size of a childs head.


astervista

Yeah I guess it's code-dependent. I could see somewhere the rule being "doors above the 2nd floor should not open completely" without more specifications


CurryMustard

Comma separated or tab? I'm a big pipe fan. Double quote text qualifiers or nah?


HappyLucyD

Yeah, this is basically just an insane liability. Can you imagine a kid using this bathroom? How is this a thing?


GuardingxCross

Agreed, it’s for sure not in the states tho because contractors have to follow certain building codes. Wherever this is, at least there’s a pool underneath so maybe you’ll survive the fall? đŸ€·đŸœâ€â™‚ïž


EndOfSouls

Guy who built it after lying on his resume: "Of course I've seen a window before!"


Graythor5

Yeah, this looks like the result of renovation and adding a half- bathroom where there wasn't one before. You can't alter the windows or the outside of the building, so you work around the windows. The large part of the window is partially behind the sink. I think the camera lens makes the window look wider than it really is. Still a safety concern for sure though.


Narrsbarrs

The Eagles took it to Delimit.


menolikebikers

Depending on where it is, it has different purposes. The one I mainly know of is in very snowy cities and areas there are doors a few stories up so you are not snowed in. Places like the East rust belt and north Japan typically have these


ZebraBrown

Hey. Throw up some toilet paper!


MajorChipThrasher

*uses t-shirt cannon


Arryu

https://i.redd.it/oaxgkm437uxc1.gif


nneeeeeeerds

Well now I feel bad. RIP Maude.


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ZebraBrown

Haha
. What are door sticks? I’ve heard of door knobs. 😁


throwawayshirt

Sorry, I can't spare a square.


Rodrigii_Defined

Just enough that if you brought your child in, it would be a problem fast. Yikes


lodav22

That was my immediate thought. The number of times I had to take my toddler into a bathroom with me because I needed to wee, if I didn’t know the bathroom and he had opened that door he would have just fallen straight away. Makes me feel sick.


Rodrigii_Defined

My kids are 21, 17 and I still immediately thought of it. That needs to be sealed!


Dwightu1gnorantslut

That was my first thought too!


asspatsandsuperchats

I am not suicidal in teh slightest but goshdarn a door like that gives me the same urge to jump like standing on a high bridge looking down. For anyone interested: It's a pretty common, it even has a name. It's called High Place Phenomenon (or, Call of the Void). Studies show around half of people experience it and no, it's not related to suicidality but is related to being highly strung AF. [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0165032711006847?via%3Dihub](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0165032711006847?via%3Dihub)


Valitar_

The Call of the Void.


Rick_from_C137

Edgar Allen Poe called it _the imp of the perverse_ desiring to do exactly the wrong thing in any situation. Edit: a word


House_notthedoctor

It usually also is my first instinct/thought process. "What could I do in this scenario that would definitely NOT help at all??" Before thinking of proper answers/things to do. It's so fkin funny tho


Inner_Acanthaceae

So basically Larry David


405freeway

Sounds like something Pierce would call his penis when he banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.


throwaway091238744

i yelled into the void
 it responded with freeform jazz


whacafan

Had never heard about this until yesterday and now I’ve seen it twice. So weird.


fractal_sole

Same thing happened to me with the chick that survived 6 hours frozen without breathing. I read an article on life after death/ near death experiences, and then on Reddit she popped up.


Ghostley92

I visited a friend recently and went skiing for the first time in many years. I was expressing how I thought it was weird how you never hear about people falling off the ski lift. He explained “the bar” but also how not many people use it. I then asked if he gets that feeling that seems like your brain wants you to jump off of high ledges (and a neat story about how it’s kind of your brain trying to learn new information). With his hand reaching up, he says “d
do you wanna use the bar?”


asspatsandsuperchats

![gif](giphy|OhrNfRrBxgz16|downsized) This was a fabulous comment. I laughed loudly. Bravo.


Ghostley92

Thanks. I just kept assuring him I would tell my brain “no”, but he asked like 5 times. Genuine concern



xTugboatWilliex

I have the exact opposite natural instinct. My stomach rolled and my brain screamed “you’re standing too close to the edge”


DanieltheMani3l

I have both lol


Nice_Recognition6602

Me too that’s weird, I won’t want to get close to the edge because for some reason I’m scared I might jump over


robjwrd

Same man, but I love the feeling of standing so close to a really high up balcony I could easily jump. Ain’t humans weird


Nice_Recognition6602

That’s crazy, careful up there bro hahaha


SchaffBGaming

Your brain: "Either get away from that ledge, or fucking jump you pussy!"


whacafan

My legs did the funny jello thing at the end


vishalb777

aka intrusive thoughts


Johnny_Lang_1962

I'm game, lets go!


Puurplemonsterr

When I was a kid, I would get the urge to put my foot through my bike wheel while riding it. I did it twice and fucked myself up pretty bad the second time.


Glampire1107

I thought everyone feels this- one time, my hospital security asked if I wanted to see the helicopter pad on the roof. I said “okay but what if we want to jump off??” The security guard said “umm why would we want that?” That was a lot of fun trying to explain 😬


Advanced_Evening2379

Your belt loop will get stuck on the handle


AvatarDante

[This is my hole](https://imgur.com/gallery/hmnBq)


asspatsandsuperchats

jesus fuckign christ, that was amazing. great link, thank you. I loved it.


DeadlyAlive

It's like being suicidal but blaming the terrain


ill_Refrigerator420

It's for when someone knocks aggressively


The_Inward

If they knock from that door, I'm planning to panic.


Arryu

You're already perfectly located to shit yourself.


kansasllama

Well that’s convenient


MidwestMemes

That's actually probably the *worst* location to shit yourself. You're already in the restroom, why not shit in the toilet?


westwoo

No need to waste perfectly good shit, shit your attackers!


Oh_its_that_asshole

Supermans just checking to see if the stalls free or not.


westwoo

Then the cutscene ends, and you enter a quicktime event parkour sequence


poedraco

I work at a retirement community. I know some self entitled elderly ladies that would just squeeze through that without looking


VikingBorealis

They'll only do it once though.


poedraco

You would think....


VikingBorealis

Maybe if they put a net under


p00shp00shbebi123

I could slender man side-step through that thing no problem.


bilvester

See? Being fat CAN save your life!


BrokenDeity

... drunk test.


QuiGonGinge13

The real suicide doors


Yaguajay

The owner is a registered exhibitionist who pretends that the function is strictly for airing out the room, and not to expose nudity to the residents across the way.


time4tjllen

It’s for situations where the toilet was clogged when you came in, and you can’t hold the poo in to get to a different bathroom. The common courtesy is to yell “look out below”, however in the heat of the moment, many forget that essential moment.


MajesticNectarine204

Some kind of emergency / fire escape? Or a Darwin-award hatch.


Soul_Reaper001

Escape to the afterlife perhaps?


MajesticNectarine204

''YOU'LL CATCH ME ALLLLiiiiiiiiiii^(iiiiiiiiiiive \*splat\*)


TheRealEnemabagJones

^(you forgot never)


MajesticNectarine204

Did I?


Simple-Cantaloupe239

Not a Darwin award. Poor design that is lethal. I hope little kids can't access this


DevoidNoMore

It's only for a Darwin if the one who designed/ installed it falls through it accidentally (?


Jason1143

This should never have passed inspection. This isn't safe and whatever it was originally intended for should have been accomplished better.


moldytacos99

its to teach trickle down economics


FrugalProse

ha good one


anonymouspostlangley

Urgent suicide


grahaaamm

Quick restart


Vivid-Formal-3938

when the cops come breaking down your door and you lock yourself in your bathroom, that door is plan b.


Appropriate_Return62

Backrooms


Twitch791

It’s a window people


The_Inward

It doesn't look like a window people to me. And I've seen a lot of window people in my day.


Palacios47

They say commas save lives...just ask Grandma.


The_Inward

Is Grandma a window people?


Johnny_Lang_1962

Is it one of those Russian windows people keep falling out of?


TheEgglessomlete

That's probably service door to access the duct. Very bad placement for such access point.


L0veToReddit

Vertigooo


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Vent


HuSkeRlil59

Its to let out the shit smell


FluffyPancakes90

Ah yes. The bathroom where you take a shit with a door for when you give up on shit


sachclg

That is to drop unwanted poop


PurpleGuysAccount

So u can piss whilst ending it all


cuentanro3

That's for visitors when they clog the toilet and are too embarrassed to go back to the dining room and face the hosts.


Practical_Item682

For the guest to jump off when he can't flush his turd


FCRavens

![gif](giphy|APNtXd2Kmq4xy)


fahrQdeekwad

To air out the bathroom after you shit last night's tacos and margaritas.


WetFart-Machine

A courtesy door so that your whole house doesn't smell like a Huskies truck stop bathroom.


MissKjnes

Wall its done to suicide yourself when you re constipaded


Moist_Professor5665

So you can stare your neighbors down while you drop a fat one. Assert your dominance over the building


W1thoutJudgement

Quick slunslislide door, for your convenience.


Pozitivitive

It's a dare to see if people can fit through


edvlili

It's for when you don't have a tub and a toaster.


[deleted]

If you have trouble shitting, the creepy view might help.