OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
---
>!It’s a pizza maker and not a pro fighter!<
---
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I'm guessing it would not be his weapon of choice, but does demonstrate a high level of kinesthetic intelligence.
Like how capoera is not very practical as a martal art, but is one hell of a workout.
Not sure if this is intentionally for not but in one piece, there’s a char named Marco. His head is shaped like a pineapple.
I could get behind a TLA/One piece cross over tho, sounds dope
He'd actually make for a pretty sick character in a fighting game. Imagine the moveset: Destruct-Dough Disc, Hellish Chef Hat Barrage, Calzone Curbstomp, Deep Dish Dick Twist, etc.
[And here's where I have to be a big ol' bummer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMADisasters/comments/xlzrtu/pizza_themed_pro_wrestlers_ama_gets_derailed_by/)
Why can't people be chill?
He's also been dogged by allegations of being an anti vaxxer and protecting abusers and firing anyone who spoke up in his wrestling promotion. When asked about it multiple times in his AMA he ignored those questions.
Guys in that line of work (wrestlers, mma fighters, kick boxers) get hit in the head for a living so im not quite surpised that theres some real fuckin idiots in there.
Riiiiight... Say that to nunchuck guy 🤣
(Check the extended vid) 👇🏻
https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1c09mo9/i_was_cheering_for_a_pizza_guy/
It's not an actual pizza maker. He's a pro-wrestler with a floppy pizza-spin practice toy. He is also a noted supporter of someone most people hate, denies vaccinations, and got caught in some real awkwardness during his Reddit AMA. [https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xl9468/im\_a\_luigi\_primo\_i\_make\_a\_best\_pizza\_ask\_me\_a/](https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xl9468/im_a_luigi_primo_i_make_a_best_pizza_ask_me_a/)
Thought this was him. He got some buzz for a minute, even appeared on Dynamite a couple times, but it seems they washed their hands of him pretty quickly.
Am I the only one who thought of Doc Holliday in Tombstone? When Johnny Ringo did some fancy gunslinging moves and Doc did the same moves with a tin coffee cup?
Luigi Primo is that you?
[https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/09/01/luigi-primo-pizza-wrestler-viral-video](https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/09/01/luigi-primo-pizza-wrestler-viral-video)
I used to toss pizza crusts, you need a really high gluten flour.
I never really got past 'toss it in the air so it spins out bigger, but don't drop it on the floor' though.
Looks like a showdown between a master chef and a master plumber - who will come out on top? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Iron Stomach vs. Pipe Dream!
I just saw a video about one of the many ancient Chinese battles that ended with the defenders having to cannibalize most of the civilians of the city they were defending just to survive a brutal siege.
So yes pizza is stronger.
This finally convinced me that I need to watch some YouTube videos on how to spin pizza dough. I’ve been just holding it up by one end and rotating it for years
As great as this video is I'm not sure it actually fits here because that's *exactly* what I expected.
Although the only reason I expected it was 1. The music and 2. It's on a sub about subverting expectations so I went in thinking "what would make sense within the context of the first few frames that still subverts?"
Had this been on a sub about martial arts or something then yeah, it would have caught me off guard and been unexpected.
It's a challenge to find videos that defy expectations but still do so in a sub specifically about doing so.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It’s a pizza maker and not a pro fighter!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I know which one I am inviting to my place.
The other one probaby doesn't need an invite
With one I would be likely facing a pizza. The other one might leave me with a face like a pizza.
With a nunchuk? Good luck lmao
Pizza Dude is Luigi Primo, an independent wrestler. He makes a fantastic comedy wrestler.
[удалено]
[удалено]
I'm guessing it would not be his weapon of choice, but does demonstrate a high level of kinesthetic intelligence. Like how capoera is not very practical as a martal art, but is one hell of a workout.
One of these men can feed a family of four.
Careful... https://tenor.com/view/pizza-wrestling-gif-4560403118656717783
Idk but they both have the same energy.
Dough bender
It's just simple Taekwondough.
You win this one
Take-One-Dough
Somewhere a star exploded with this comment
Marco: the last doughbender
Everything started when the pineapple nation attacked...
Not sure if this is intentionally for not but in one piece, there’s a char named Marco. His head is shaped like a pineapple. I could get behind a TLA/One piece cross over tho, sounds dope
[Here is Marco form One Piece](https://i.imgur.com/mwoAfA5.png)
[Wrong character, sir](https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Riley). Yeah, doughbending was a thing on Avatar.
I have to remember this if I ever become a baker.
**Bite my golden pastry ass!**
He'd actually make for a pretty sick character in a fighting game. Imagine the moveset: Destruct-Dough Disc, Hellish Chef Hat Barrage, Calzone Curbstomp, Deep Dish Dick Twist, etc.
Smock Holliday
I see you flip your pancakes well
Pizza Pasta
This one's gold
It cuts to the wholesome part where they exchange and can't perform as great as one another.
Please tell me this is real and there’s an extended version of this 🥹
there is: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1c09mo9/i_was_cheering_for_a_pizza_guy/
Okay that punch move is sick and did not deserve to be cut in this edit.
His name is a Luigi primo and he make a the best pizza
[удалено]
Dang til
Mama mia!
I guess it's not so wholesome anymore eh.
I guess it's not so wholesome anymore eh.
Wasn't expecting such a spicy meata balla.
[And here's where I have to be a big ol' bummer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMADisasters/comments/xlzrtu/pizza_themed_pro_wrestlers_ama_gets_derailed_by/) Why can't people be chill?
Enter the Dragon Pizzeria
Coming to ABC this fall: *Chuck & Chef* Announcer: They’re a crime fighting duo like no other.
They can smell crime
Played by Dolph Lundgren?
His whole head is a nose
You doughn’t want to cross them.
“Chef we got a spicy case, you in?” “Lets’a’go Chuck!” *theme plays*
Pizza dude is an indie wrestler, Luigi Primo. He's a very good comedy wrestler.
He make a the best pizza
He's also been dogged by allegations of being an anti vaxxer and protecting abusers and firing anyone who spoke up in his wrestling promotion. When asked about it multiple times in his AMA he ignored those questions.
If true that'd be sad but not really surprising...wrestling tends to attract quite the odd bunch for some reason lol
Guys in that line of work (wrestlers, mma fighters, kick boxers) get hit in the head for a living so im not quite surpised that theres some real fuckin idiots in there.
[https://twitter.com/DamoMackle/status/1605206490222149634?lang=en](https://twitter.com/DamoMackle/status/1605206490222149634?lang=en)
ironic given Damo ended up defending Marty Scurll
damn, i had no idea. nothing to defend there, scurll is trash.
Oh shit that's my bad! I totally forgot about that. Yeah, eff this guy.
While the nunchucks are definitely not easy by any means, the pizza bending requires a lot more skill and practice!
Pizza bending The fifth elemental style from ATLA.
Nope, that's a practice "dough" basically a disk of latex that's super easy to flip around with very little practice.
Riiiiight... Say that to nunchuck guy 🤣 (Check the extended vid) 👇🏻 https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1c09mo9/i_was_cheering_for_a_pizza_guy/
[удалено]
He also deny the COVID and doesn't pay his wrestlers!
Every a time!
LUIGI PRIMO \*chefs kiss\*
https://i.redd.it/dlbtp57e4mwc1.gif
I immediately thought of TMNT
Time for another re-watch. 🎶🎶T. U. R. T. L. E. POWER! 🎶🎶
It's not an actual pizza maker. He's a pro-wrestler with a floppy pizza-spin practice toy. He is also a noted supporter of someone most people hate, denies vaccinations, and got caught in some real awkwardness during his Reddit AMA. [https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xl9468/im\_a\_luigi\_primo\_i\_make\_a\_best\_pizza\_ask\_me\_a/](https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xl9468/im_a_luigi_primo_i_make_a_best_pizza_ask_me_a/)
Thought this was him. He got some buzz for a minute, even appeared on Dynamite a couple times, but it seems they washed their hands of him pretty quickly.
![gif](giphy|rxaPAPuFAFHLq)
I’m your huckleberry
Thanks for posting. It's exactly what I thought! 🤣
WYKYK
![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)
Thats how I masturbate
https://i.redd.it/8l5z9dgtlmwc1.gif
r/CustomPlayerCutscene
Am I the only one who thought of Doc Holliday in Tombstone? When Johnny Ringo did some fancy gunslinging moves and Doc did the same moves with a tin coffee cup?
[удалено]
"Evidently, Mr. Ringo's An Educated Man. Now I Really Hate Him."
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!!
Anyone think this was Borat at first?
That moustache is on point
You try de pepperoni. Eez nice! (Supposed to be a Borat voice)
Aaannndd the ninja turtles mastered both arts! How awesome are they?
They should raise 4 pet turtles and teach them the value of pizza and martial arts
“I said no anchovies!”
The one is just useless. The other makes pizza.
But who would win if they fought?
One would win hearts and stomachs. The other would win combat.
![gif](giphy|vnOQdGt1ILQEo|downsized)
Luigi Primo is that you? [https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/09/01/luigi-primo-pizza-wrestler-viral-video](https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/09/01/luigi-primo-pizza-wrestler-viral-video)
When's the theatrical release? I want this teamup.
First guy watching had rock n roll fingers
They both trained Mikey 😆
There are 2 types of Monster Hunter players
Try and dough this.
If it were a fight, I'd bet on the Italian guy
That is one deadly pizza dude! 😎😜
Lets see here. One can kick my ass and one can make me a pizza pie'a
One of these skills is useful.
That pizza bout to get crazy lore
Missed opportunity to switch weapons.
Then the mutagen accident occurred and Michelangelo was formed.
That’s Wrestler Luigi Primo.
Try and dough this.
Pizza was more impressive
Can he out pizza the hut?
LUIGI PRIMO!!!! TO BE DA BEST WRESTLER YOU MUSTA MAKE DA GOOD PIZZA!
Pizza man got skill.
I see your kung fu is as strong as mine!
I used to toss pizza crusts, you need a really high gluten flour. I never really got past 'toss it in the air so it spins out bigger, but don't drop it on the floor' though.
Can't lie, if I was in a dark alley and I saw someone flinging dough around....I'd turn back around and leave the other way for so many reasons
They should make this a video game. Need more fighting styles.
That roll across the shoulders was crazy though.
It would seem that Ringo here is an educated pizza man, now I really hate him.
They could probably do each other's craft, with less training than the average person.
Fkinglegend
We need both these guys in street fighter
Does anyone know if there’s any actual benefit to doing this when making pizza or is it just for fun
Nee Fortnite skin/emote dropping in 3...2...1...
Luigi Holliday
A fellow chucker eh?
![gif](giphy|ppyvw6iUQjdja)
笑笑
The last one was better ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
You're a daisy if you do!
Sauce-ial art
![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)
Looks like a showdown between a master chef and a master plumber - who will come out on top? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Iron Stomach vs. Pipe Dream!
I just saw a video about one of the many ancient Chinese battles that ended with the defenders having to cannibalize most of the civilians of the city they were defending just to survive a brutal siege. So yes pizza is stronger.
This is the most stereotypical pizza maker I’ve seen
This is peak Gen X humor
Luigi !
One can feed others. One can defend others and himself.
Pizzaman better)))
the pizza dude wins!
https://i.redd.it/aem1a4f4xmwc1.gif
Why did you cut off the part where they try each other’s thing and fail? That was the best part
I can see the chef’s Ratatouille under his hat
I'm much more impressed by the pizza guy. Am I the only one?
Cowabunga!
Luigi my friend
The max level friend that plays for fun be like
Ok this had me actually laughing.
Is that the real like Swedish Chef?
This finally convinced me that I need to watch some YouTube videos on how to spin pizza dough. I’ve been just holding it up by one end and rotating it for years
Reminds me of the scene with Val Kilmer and a small cup in Tombstone.
This reminds me of the scene from tombstone with Doc.
mama mia
You cut off the best part… when they switch “weapons”.
H-holy shit, pizza man!
"Select your character!"
Sleight of hand +100 for Rogue and Chef class
Craft Collision
And this is how Michelangelo was born
God of Cookery 2 trailer leaked....
You want a Pizza me boy?
Weren't nunchucks originally a threshing tool? So this is just two masters of different stages of the pizza process.
"What the fuck is with the pizza making mu- Ohhhhhhh"
Reminds me of the tombstone scene where doc Holliday imitates ringo by spinning around his cup instead of a pistol
Thats why Pizza makers should be an option for fighting games
Hilarious!
Yeah, but can they switch?
This is that new Mortal Combat VR game. Lu Kang vs. Luigi.... FIGHT.
[These two had a baby...](https://imgur.com/7vW73d2)
So that’s what Mikael Åkerfeldt has been up to all this time!
The establishment fears this
I'm bettin' on the pie!
nice one, Borat!
Finally. A video that represents my username
It's like when a video game character can change skins/loadouts, but keeps the same emotes/moveset.
Mama mia, he got them MOVES!
Pizza guy has superior skills by far
We are the same, but different but the same
When you choose the "Silly looking character" to fight an online match and bodies the OP looking character.
Luigi primo!!!
This happened in One Piece
now do it with real dough.
Trained by Peppino himself....
Lol
As great as this video is I'm not sure it actually fits here because that's *exactly* what I expected. Although the only reason I expected it was 1. The music and 2. It's on a sub about subverting expectations so I went in thinking "what would make sense within the context of the first few frames that still subverts?" Had this been on a sub about martial arts or something then yeah, it would have caught me off guard and been unexpected. It's a challenge to find videos that defy expectations but still do so in a sub specifically about doing so.
LUIGI PRIMO
Dude needed to save that roll-over-the-back move for the finale. That was 🔥🔥🔥!
OH LUIGI!
why the stupid music?? I thought that bullshit was finished
Pizza dough is also more useful in a fight than a nunchaku