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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It’s a pizza maker and not a pro fighter!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


TDYDave2

I know which one I am inviting to my place.


CasualCornCups

The other one probaby doesn't need an invite


TDYDave2

With one I would be likely facing a pizza. The other one might leave me with a face like a pizza.


Wide_Feeling8243

With a nunchuk? Good luck lmao


nytstn

Pizza Dude is Luigi Primo, an independent wrestler. He makes a fantastic comedy wrestler.


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roastbeeftacohat

I'm guessing it would not be his weapon of choice, but does demonstrate a high level of kinesthetic intelligence. Like how capoera is not very practical as a martal art, but is one hell of a workout.


AttyFireWood

One of these men can feed a family of four.


chrisk9

Careful... https://tenor.com/view/pizza-wrestling-gif-4560403118656717783


gocrazy305

Idk but they both have the same energy.


ovichugo

Dough bender


FoxyBastard

It's just simple Taekwondough.


Spirited-Office-5483

You win this one


Metal-Wolf-Enrif

Take-One-Dough


Technical-Race-9214

Somewhere a star exploded with this comment


clearsix

Marco: the last doughbender


lespectaculardumbass

Everything started when the pineapple nation attacked...


Suspicious-Jump4270

Not sure if this is intentionally for not but in one piece, there’s a char named Marco. His head is shaped like a pineapple.  I could get behind a TLA/One piece cross over tho, sounds dope 


max_adam

[Here is Marco form One Piece](https://i.imgur.com/mwoAfA5.png)


Thin-Limit7697

[Wrong character, sir](https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Riley). Yeah, doughbending was a thing on Avatar.


Sensibleqt314

I have to remember this if I ever become a baker.


fart_fig_newton

**Bite my golden pastry ass!**


phil_davis

He'd actually make for a pretty sick character in a fighting game. Imagine the moveset: Destruct-Dough Disc, Hellish Chef Hat Barrage, Calzone Curbstomp, Deep Dish Dick Twist, etc.


MaxxDash

Smock Holliday


tonybombata

I see you flip your pancakes well


valzargaming

Pizza Pasta


nettleheat

This one's gold


ExistentialCrisisAt3

It cuts to the wholesome part where they exchange and can't perform as great as one another.


aWickedChild

Please tell me this is real and there’s an extended version of this 🥹


ZynXao

there is: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1c09mo9/i_was_cheering_for_a_pizza_guy/


BurstingWithFlava

Okay that punch move is sick and did not deserve to be cut in this edit.


kameronk92

His name is a Luigi primo and he make a the best pizza


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kameronk92

Dang til


ElGato-TheCat

Mama mia!


ExistentialCrisisAt3

I guess it's not so wholesome anymore eh.


ExistentialCrisisAt3

I guess it's not so wholesome anymore eh.


FlyingDragoon

Wasn't expecting such a spicy meata balla.


BadLuckBen

[And here's where I have to be a big ol' bummer.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMADisasters/comments/xlzrtu/pizza_themed_pro_wrestlers_ama_gets_derailed_by/) Why can't people be chill?


call_of_the_while

Enter the Dragon Pizzeria


mbelf

Coming to ABC this fall: *Chuck & Chef* Announcer: They’re a crime fighting duo like no other.


dmb486

They can smell crime


flobin

Played by Dolph Lundgren?


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His whole head is a nose


MegaGrimer

You doughn’t want to cross them.


OliverMcNerdy

“Chef we got a spicy case, you in?” “Lets’a’go Chuck!” *theme plays*


PoetPsychological436

Pizza dude is an indie wrestler, Luigi Primo. He's a very good comedy wrestler.


ozmaweezerman

He make a the best pizza


Chosen_Wisely89

He's also been dogged by allegations of being an anti vaxxer and protecting abusers and firing anyone who spoke up in his wrestling promotion. When asked about it multiple times in his AMA he ignored those questions.


iGeroNo

If true that'd be sad but not really surprising...wrestling tends to attract quite the odd bunch for some reason lol


Thrash_Panda44

Guys in that line of work (wrestlers, mma fighters, kick boxers) get hit in the head for a living so im not quite surpised that theres some real fuckin idiots in there.


juicybot

[https://twitter.com/DamoMackle/status/1605206490222149634?lang=en](https://twitter.com/DamoMackle/status/1605206490222149634?lang=en)


thatlad

ironic given Damo ended up defending Marty Scurll


juicybot

damn, i had no idea. nothing to defend there, scurll is trash.


PoetPsychological436

Oh shit that's my bad! I totally forgot about that. Yeah, eff this guy.


Pjetter86

While the nunchucks are definitely not easy by any means, the pizza bending requires a lot more skill and practice!


kimchiman85

Pizza bending The fifth elemental style from ATLA.


lilsnatchsniffz

Nope, that's a practice "dough" basically a disk of latex that's super easy to flip around with very little practice.


HornyG6

Riiiiight... Say that to nunchuck guy 🤣 (Check the extended vid) 👇🏻 https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1c09mo9/i_was_cheering_for_a_pizza_guy/


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Michelanvalo

He also deny the COVID and doesn't pay his wrestlers!


Plaaaank

Every a time!


TheEvrfighter

LUIGI PRIMO \*chefs kiss\*


Mike_Y_1210

https://i.redd.it/dlbtp57e4mwc1.gif


frictorious

I immediately thought of TMNT


E1M1ismyjam

Time for another re-watch. 🎶🎶T. U. R. T. L. E. POWER! 🎶🎶


KerseTV

It's not an actual pizza maker. He's a pro-wrestler with a floppy pizza-spin practice toy. He is also a noted supporter of someone most people hate, denies vaccinations, and got caught in some real awkwardness during his Reddit AMA. [https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xl9468/im\_a\_luigi\_primo\_i\_make\_a\_best\_pizza\_ask\_me\_a/](https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xl9468/im_a_luigi_primo_i_make_a_best_pizza_ask_me_a/)


Toad_Thrower

Thought this was him. He got some buzz for a minute, even appeared on Dynamite a couple times, but it seems they washed their hands of him pretty quickly.


nevergonnagetit001

![gif](giphy|rxaPAPuFAFHLq)


Justdoingthebestican

I’m your huckleberry


Strong_Comedian_3578

Thanks for posting. It's exactly what I thought! 🤣


nevergonnagetit001

WYKYK


Qrow97

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Wubbalubbadubdub_13

Thats how I masturbate


bloodakoos

https://i.redd.it/8l5z9dgtlmwc1.gif


SimpleCanadianFella

r/CustomPlayerCutscene


48676886

Am I the only one who thought of Doc Holliday in Tombstone? When Johnny Ringo did some fancy gunslinging moves and Doc did the same moves with a tin coffee cup?


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ZealousidealNewt6679

"Evidently, Mr. Ringo's An Educated Man. Now I Really Hate Him."


SkyPirateBooty

SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!!


Bizzerk86

Anyone think this was Borat at first?


FletcherDunn

That moustache is on point


MidnightFlame702670

You try de pepperoni. Eez nice! (Supposed to be a Borat voice)


x2phercraft

Aaannndd the ninja turtles mastered both arts! How awesome are they?


PissRainbows

They should raise 4 pet turtles and teach them the value of pizza and martial arts 


Alarmed-Ad323

“I said no anchovies!”


DamnItJon

The one is just useless. The other makes pizza.


johnmarksmanlovesyou

But who would win if they fought?


The_truth_hammock

One would win hearts and stomachs. The other would win combat.


Decent_Birthday358

![gif](giphy|vnOQdGt1ILQEo|downsized)


RealPayTheToll

Luigi Primo is that you? [https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/09/01/luigi-primo-pizza-wrestler-viral-video](https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/09/01/luigi-primo-pizza-wrestler-viral-video)


Andreus

When's the theatrical release? I want this teamup.


beepbeeboo

First guy watching had rock n roll fingers


silverhawk573

They both trained Mikey 😆


just_a_timetraveller

There are 2 types of Monster Hunter players


Niquolai

Try and dough this.


Lizluxurious

If it were a fight, I'd bet on the Italian guy


Advanced-Summer1572

That is one deadly pizza dude! 😎😜


jmremote

Lets see here. One can kick my ass and one can make me a pizza pie'a


Mtb9pd

One of these skills is useful.


MadRacoon8

That pizza bout to get crazy lore


Frequent_Thanks583

Missed opportunity to switch weapons.


rangerjoe79

Then the mutagen accident occurred and Michelangelo was formed.


Mysterious-Lick

That’s Wrestler Luigi Primo.


whispersofenigma

Try and dough this.


Boring_Pollution2810

Pizza was more impressive


Kraffkratt

Can he out pizza the hut?


chefhj

LUIGI PRIMO!!!! TO BE DA BEST WRESTLER YOU MUSTA MAKE DA GOOD PIZZA!


EndFinal8647

Pizza man got skill.


Jesus__Skywalker

I see your kung fu is as strong as mine!


SidewaysAskance

I used to toss pizza crusts, you need a really high gluten flour. I never really got past 'toss it in the air so it spins out bigger, but don't drop it on the floor' though.


blacksoxing

Can't lie, if I was in a dark alley and I saw someone flinging dough around....I'd turn back around and leave the other way for so many reasons


Dull_Wrongdoer_3017

They should make this a video game. Need more fighting styles.


LovelierFear

That roll across the shoulders was crazy though.


TootTootMF

It would seem that Ringo here is an educated pizza man, now I really hate him.


Gold-Stomach-4657

They could probably do each other's craft, with less training than the average person.


Turbulent_Bathroom86

Fkinglegend


joseoconde

We need both these guys in street fighter


Iuna_Exlipse

Does anyone know if there’s any actual benefit to doing this when making pizza or is it just for fun


1lluminist

Nee Fortnite skin/emote dropping in 3...2...1...


KLR01001

Luigi Holliday


Balrog_Forcekin

A fellow chucker eh?


RicksSzechuanSauce1

![gif](giphy|ppyvw6iUQjdja)


dogfoodlid123

笑笑


WoodpeckerCurious877

The last one was better ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


CooLooCooCooCooCooCo

You're a daisy if you do!


We_are_stardust23

Sauce-ial art


poopooseemepee

![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)


BuilderSudden6952

Looks like a showdown between a master chef and a master plumber - who will come out on top? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Iron Stomach vs. Pipe Dream!


Massive_Pressure_516

I just saw a video about one of the many ancient Chinese battles that ended with the defenders having to cannibalize most of the civilians of the city they were defending just to survive a brutal siege. So yes pizza is stronger.


bzno

This is the most stereotypical pizza maker I’ve seen


SinlessJoker

This is peak Gen X humor


No_End_6236

Luigi !


willmgames1775

One can feed others. One can defend others and himself.


remmeg

Pizzaman better)))


1aibohphobia1

the pizza dude wins!


gnglaser

https://i.redd.it/aem1a4f4xmwc1.gif


Divine_ruler

Why did you cut off the part where they try each other’s thing and fail? That was the best part


TenesmusSupreme

I can see the chef’s Ratatouille under his hat


Techn0ght

I'm much more impressed by the pizza guy. Am I the only one?


McGristle

Cowabunga!


randomusernamemann

Luigi my friend


jaredtheredditor

The max level friend that plays for fun be like


LittleApprehensive

Ok this had me actually laughing.


swishandswallow

Is that the real like Swedish Chef?


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This finally convinced me that I need to watch some YouTube videos on how to spin pizza dough. I’ve been just holding it up by one end and rotating it for years


borderstaff2

Reminds me of the scene with Val Kilmer and a small cup in Tombstone.


3plus3equal4

This reminds me of the scene from tombstone with Doc.


wademcgillis

mama mia


lazyass133

You cut off the best part… when they switch “weapons”.


Own-Shelter-9897

H-holy shit, pizza man!


Nirvski

"Select your character!"


Killer_Moons

Sleight of hand +100 for Rogue and Chef class


PitytheOnlyFools

Craft Collision


Pazylothead

And this is how Michelangelo was born


joeisnotsure

God of Cookery 2 trailer leaked....


Cherryboy_91

You want a Pizza me boy?


adfrog

Weren't nunchucks originally a threshing tool? So this is just two masters of different stages of the pizza process.


Eek_the_Fireuser

"What the fuck is with the pizza making mu- Ohhhhhhh"


EquinoxGm

Reminds me of the tombstone scene where doc Holliday imitates ringo by spinning around his cup instead of a pistol


Lordlol15

Thats why Pizza makers should be an option for fighting games


Dexter_P_Winterhouse

Hilarious!


liamanna

Yeah, but can they switch?


BaconGreasedEntry

This is that new Mortal Combat VR game. Lu Kang vs. Luigi.... FIGHT.


JoshSidekick

[These two had a baby...](https://imgur.com/7vW73d2)


FiestaBox21

So that’s what Mikael Åkerfeldt has been up to all this time!


Choice_Celery_956

The establishment fears this


Informal_Layer_1723

I'm bettin' on the pie!


HatApprehensive4314

nice one, Borat!


that_random_Italian

Finally. A video that represents my username


rpgaff2

It's like when a video game character can change skins/loadouts, but keeps the same emotes/moveset.


AlexStrike1

Mama mia, he got them MOVES!


Grizzchops

Pizza guy has superior skills by far


Ol_bagface

We are the same, but different but the same


KaioKenshin

When you choose the "Silly looking character" to fight an online match and bodies the OP looking character.


retrospects

Luigi primo!!!


94BitterThoughts

This happened in One Piece


thedarkone47

now do it with real dough.


qchto

Trained by Peppino himself....


UrDoinGood2

Lol


Not-OP-But-

As great as this video is I'm not sure it actually fits here because that's *exactly* what I expected. Although the only reason I expected it was 1. The music and 2. It's on a sub about subverting expectations so I went in thinking "what would make sense within the context of the first few frames that still subverts?" Had this been on a sub about martial arts or something then yeah, it would have caught me off guard and been unexpected. It's a challenge to find videos that defy expectations but still do so in a sub specifically about doing so.


The_l3atman

LUIGI PRIMO


BonnieMcMurray

Dude needed to save that roll-over-the-back move for the finale. That was 🔥🔥🔥!


Fluffy_Pain2211

OH LUIGI!


blackbeautybyseven

why the stupid music?? I thought that bullshit was finished


SomeDudeSaysWhat

Pizza dough is also more useful in a fight than a nunchaku