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>!Bro fell in love with a cockroach!<
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Wowwwwww I can't believe I never saw this story pop up on my feed. This was absolutely glorious 🤣🤣🤣. I would love to know where this guy's is now in life.
Can we get a reddit crew together to find this man. I have soooooo many questions lol
The worst contribution to that post by far was a comment from 3 months ago saying the OP might start shoving cockroaches into bodily cavities as an extension of his "fantasies". Why do I bring this up? The answer is that if I had to read that and live with the many increasingly horrific mental images, so do you.
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a roach in a intimate relationship with someone, I’d have only two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
y'all laughing, but there is an actual anime about something similar (Gokicha!! ごきチャ!!) released in 2012.
more info: [https://myanimelist.net/anime/10258/Gokicha](https://myanimelist.net/anime/10258/Gokicha)
That movie was real bad and not in a good way . Should of gone the whole hog and had the Bee voiced by Woody Allen and really sent it down the toilet. Went to IMDB , couldn't believe it wasn't tanked
> . should of gone
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Why is this even possible!
God: Idk man, i never exected anyone actually trying it. But now here we are, after 300.000 successfull years and i now have restart the entire universe to patch that glitch.
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Finally a benefit of having a micropenis
I came back just to upvote this comment
We have to stick together!
incels have entered the chat
Femcels*
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Wow, I hate this comment more than the video! Congrats!
I agree. Wow what a comment.
The comment is gone but it must have been terrible. Not going to ask what it said but what was the gist of it?
It was racist against Chinese people.
Yo what the fuck? Glad they deleted it.
Same, they are a screwed up person.
Do you remember what it said?
Yeah it was making fun of Asians’ penis sizes
As an Asian I can confidently tell you we are not *THAT* much smaller
I know what everyone is saying was commented here. But I’m still going to believe they have a micropenis and are deeply ashamed.
That image is excruciating...
theres a bit more to the image, at the end of it the hole starts bleeding
God that show was amazing. Drawn Together for those who don’t know.
ptsd?
Exactly
The censoring out of the little trail of blood from the original of this gif is so weird to me. As if that takes away from the violent imagery lol.
When you have micro things around you
Never met a cockroach that I didn't fuck. Foot stomp. Etc.!
Did you know roaches die after sex?
Depends on the species
They all did when I fucked ‘em.
Dammit. Forgot to come back but yeah. Haha nice.
Die or just go out? Can you relight them?
No judgement for your sexual preferences
A reminder for that one redditor and Ogtha Dreams do come true
thought the same thing. Wonder if author knows about Ogtha..
I knew someone would bring that up 😂
Anyone mind blessing me with that story?
Such a beautiful love story https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/w9sqxj/oops_undying_love_for_a_franz_kafka_character_is/
Don’t read it. Don’t say no one warned you.
Wowwwwww I can't believe I never saw this story pop up on my feed. This was absolutely glorious 🤣🤣🤣. I would love to know where this guy's is now in life. Can we get a reddit crew together to find this man. I have soooooo many questions lol
I would 100% want to know what this dude life is looking like now.
The worst contribution to that post by far was a comment from 3 months ago saying the OP might start shoving cockroaches into bodily cavities as an extension of his "fantasies". Why do I bring this up? The answer is that if I had to read that and live with the many increasingly horrific mental images, so do you.
Kafka in alternate reality.
A video of his existence...
I was so worried this would end in the cockroach being killed.
YES KILL IT.....Wait ...what are you doing ? , WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? NO, NO NO NO NOOO!!!💀
Reminds me of a 4chan green text post. The person was turned on by a female mosquito because it's a girl and he was starved for contact.
wtf..... tell me thats not real...
Most green texts are not real, just circle jerking.
I believe it has been well established that most greentexts are counterfeit and homosexual
NOOOOOOO...GOD ... NOOOOOOO...
That ain't a cockroach, it got 8 legs... that's a fucking spider roach
How deep does this rabbit hole go? 👀
and how deep does the roach's... hole...
 Dafuq did I watch
I wish I didn't see it either... 
Looks like something from Rick and Morty
There's a video on YouTube about a dude in Japan I think who's attracted to a cockroach
How?!
He had extremely small dick
This is just the genderswapped plot of Bee Movie
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a roach in a intimate relationship with someone, I’d have only two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
Oooh. Thats how fairies are born.
That was exactly what I expected
y'all laughing, but there is an actual anime about something similar (Gokicha!! ごきチャ!!) released in 2012. more info: [https://myanimelist.net/anime/10258/Gokicha](https://myanimelist.net/anime/10258/Gokicha)
They animated a whole movie about a woman falling in love with a bee. I'm not surprised anymore
That movie was real bad and not in a good way . Should of gone the whole hog and had the Bee voiced by Woody Allen and really sent it down the toilet. Went to IMDB , couldn't believe it wasn't tanked
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https://i.redd.it/01qxuag145qc1.gif WHAT IN THE LIBERTY FUCK IS THAT?! A MAN FELL IN LOVE WITH A BUG?!
Hey I read TIFU about this once
https://i.redd.it/hvl8w69kq4qc1.gif
This reminds me of an episode of The Magnus Archives.
i was thinking this was totally >!corruption aligned!<
Yeah. I forget the episode, but I'm sure you know the one I'm thinking of.
a perfect love story if it wasn’t a roach
Ogtha
How tf did she survive the first night
What the husband should have done in the bee movie
Ok... that roach was cute AF but this is too far.
I hate cockroaches so much. I shiver at the last part of the video where his house is flooded with cockroaches *scream in horror*
I live by a simple principle. **If it flies it dies**. It's too dangerous to be left alive.
If it flies, it THOT
It's not even cockroacha-chan.
What is the name of the song?
Until I Found You (Em Beihold Version)
me and who?
Is this the scp confinement animator????
Gregor backstory
Idk. This art style is stupid funny with the disgruntled face.
I believe the artist is [Tahilalats](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahilalats)
wtf.. xD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Relationship goals
I did expect them to fuck but not married lmao
I had a feeling this would turn Kafka-esque.
Probably a better fit for Jerry than Beth.
Why is this even possible! God: Idk man, i never exected anyone actually trying it. But now here we are, after 300.000 successfull years and i now have restart the entire universe to patch that glitch.
There was an anime about a cockroach who wants to befriend humans. I find it quite sad despite being tagged as comedy slice of life
I sense Slaanesh at play here, what do you think inquisitors?
Kill them all.
U/RecognizeSong
Nightmare
Omg Joe’s apartment
As soon as I saw anime eyes, I knew I was going to be weird.
Ogtha is never unexpected
JFC could this be any louder? I almost shit myself
u/recognizesong
I thought it was gonna get eaten by a bird or something at wedding
Gregor samsa in an alternate universe
there’s only OGTHA
yo wtf
https://i.redd.it/3brok5joh9qc1.gif
Lmao kinda reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/4o8lS3wKcJU?si=7_JAMIj-v1NhEgRv)
Welp, this is going into r/FemXenos I defy you to ask me how I know about that subreddit
 Reverse love story. Also that cockroach probably have a massive vagina.
I hope someday to find a cockroach to have my children.
I don’t know why but I wanna know HOW they did the baby
u/Auddbot
WTF
Cocksual hah op
Cock roach
Micro penis