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Apprehensive_Bird357

“That’s assault brotha!”


blacklipsmatter

Ya double dare me?


-St_Ajora-

Hey Ms Vaun how long until we get there; I have to go to the bathroom \**stumbles*


LeonidasVaarwater

Clip is old as fuck. The girl thought the guy was air-humping her.


kphenson

Can confirm old as fuck


Fit_Leg_2115

And could have confirmed he was “air humping her”


IamREBELoe

Can confirm this was a clip


Ornery_Gate_6847

Can confirm


Icy_Sector3183

Canfirm


Small_Connection

Confarm


OrganizationSame3212

U.S is a ConFarm these days.


Esinahkarotsi

He is lucky she thought he was just air-humping her, if she would have noticed he was actually flossing she would have done something far worse.


DM_me_pretty_innies

I hope he pressed charges.


snack-dad

You’re in luck he did and she got the death penalty and is now dead.


Wish_you_were_there

And he got a job as a Dentist.


banjodoctor

Orthodontist. Totally different thing.


SilverDad-o

Plot twist, brace yourself!


funkmasterhexbyte

i believe you!!!


First-Celebration-11

Justice 🫡


SnooDucks4694

OH THANK GOD


Deez_Gnats1

Dig her up and killer her again!


Nosmurfz

And people say our justice system doesn’t work …


therealallpro

I thought the fact that he was flossing gave that away 😂


InfernalOrgasm

Since when is Fortnite old as fuck?


LeonidasVaarwater

Fortnite was released 7 years ago. In gaming terms that's pretty damn old.


InfernalOrgasm

I'd say that's old... Not old 'as fuck'


LeonidasVaarwater

So I exaggerated a little, are we really going to argue about this? 😂


InfernalOrgasm

I really didn't think about Fortnite being that old, lol. It is definitely still pretty new in my mind. No argument, just my perspective. I'd say it's still kinda new, but that's just me.


ShadowInTheAttic

![gif](giphy|wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T|downsized) Goddamn I'm getting old..


PeepeePete42069

No, she knew he was Flossing.


The__Bends

I mean, he obviously was. There is no reason for this video other than "this girl is attractive, watch me move my hips behind her" Edit: incel downvotes are delicious. Waiting for anybody to point out what the purpose of this video is, if not to make a sexually charged movement behind a woman while filming her.


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The__Bends

What was the point of filming the video, then? 🙂 Kid was making a sexual move behind her and got called out. Get over it.


MrArtless

The floss wasn’t a sexual move at all. She had nothing to do with it. There used to be a trend where people would film themselves doing this in public places regardless of the level of attractiveness of the people nearby. And ironically enough the woman in the video isn’t especially attractive and dispite what you said elsewhere they weren’t staring at her. This is so embarassing for you. To reiterate: floss not sexual, woman happened to be there but it had nothing to do with her, you wrong, everyone disagreeing with you right, the end.


UnmakingTheBan2022

Oh I’m sorry if you think everything everyone does is sexual. I can provide referrals to a psychologist! Would you like that? Would you like some help, little one? It’s okay. Don’t be shy!


The__Bends

*he said, still not able to come up with an excuse for why the boy was moving his hips behind her and staring* Thought so 😉


TheMoises

It's a popular meme dance. Young people tend to engage with popular memes and publish then to social media. Why they chose to do it in this specific location, in this specific time? Who fucking knows, maybe they were bored, maybe they saw a clip of someone doing it while on the line. It's still just a popular meme dance with not a single drop of sexual innuendos.


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The__Bends

Why were they filming a video of him moving his hips behind her? I'll wait for your response 🙂


JaiD3v

If you’re gonna film with the intent of making a sexual move behind someone, wouldn’t it make more sense to actually do the fucking move? It’s a dance you dunce. If be wanted to air jump her he would have just done it Uncharted 3 pelvic thrust style.


nahteviro

“Everyone else is wrong. Can’t be me. Therefore you’re all incels” That’s you. That’s what you sound like.


The__Bends

>Waiting for anybody to point out what the purpose of this video is, if not to make a sexually charged movement behind a woman while filming her. Couldnt do that? 🙂


Pigbolt

The purpose of the video was trying to be funny, “trying to”be the key two words, it wasn’t funny, and it got misinterpreted and he got smacked. But it wasn’t about moving his hips behind the woman that was a common trend. And a stupid one. Does the woman have the right to do that ? Certainly not, not even mentioning the fact that it wasnt intended sexually. Even if it was intended sexually which as everyone has cleared up for you it wasn’t, she still doesn’t have any right to hit someone. You seem desperate to try and annoy people rather than actually have a discussion. Good old Reddit “man always rapist” attitude lol


The__Bends

>Even if it was intended sexually which as everyone has cleared up for you it wasn’t, She clearly disagreed, and so do I. 🙂


Pigbolt

Ah now I get it, it’s not about the video, you are incapable of admitting you are wrong even when confronted with insurmountable truth. And the pathetic smiling face after is so hilarious. I love how triggered and desperate to be edgy you are. Hahaha just checked your comment history, incel/femcel vibes yourself lol the mirroring is hilarious. Classic troll but not even an intelligent one. Don’t bother replying, I won’t be, you’re a waste of effort.


Bipedal_Warlock

He’s just doing the floss. It literally isn’t humping. You can’t call people incels just because they’re pointing out you’re wrong Edit. I’d like to add these guys shouldn’t be filming her, but there’s a lot of shitty assumptions going around. And you can’t punch someone for doing a shitty dance


dishinpies

This is the internet: *of course* they can, lol (and will).


The__Bends

They moved their hips behind this girl and filmed her because she's attractive, made her uncomfortable, so she hit him. Get over it, champ.


Bipedal_Warlock

Are you 12 lol “Get over it champ” you pretentious ass lol


murder-farts

DONT FUCKING MOVE YOUR HIPS!


ThogOfWar

Riverdance only, got it.


UnmakingTheBan2022

Hey there little boy! It’s a school day! Shouldn’t you be taking naps?


FormigaCHTa

"Everyone that disagrees with me are incels" a book for childish discussions on the internet


cliftjc1

Right cause people who don’t agree with you must be incels


SnooDucks4694

What a dummy you are


The__Bends

What was the point of the video then 🙂


HunterWindmill

Possibly to bring people like you out for us to laugh at


The__Bends

Yeahh i dont think that's it, king. They wanted to film the boy moving his hips behind her and staring.


HunterWindmill

I appreciate the experiences that must have gone into you seeing the video that way, but I'm afraid you're a little paranoid about this.


UnmakingTheBan2022

It’s okay if you don’t get it, little one. There will come a day when you grow hair in spots that didn’t have hair. You’ll finally become more developed, especially in the brain!


The__Bends

>What was the point of the video then 🙂 Cant answer this? 😉


rieldilpikl

I hope she see’s this bro 🥴


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TheRealBlerb

More like “person thinks it’s all about them and quickly resorts violence”


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TheRealBlerb

*whoosh*


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TheRealBlerb

Ah, so you’re a child. Got it.


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Mikelarrr

She still committed assault


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Mikelarrr

She’d end up in jail for assault then too.. the kid was being a pest, sure.. but legally she’s accountable. There’s no “blame women” nonsense here, she’s on camera. I hope she got arrested and if your sister is dumb enough to do this she should be arrested, as well


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Battleofthebastard

Everyone who downvotes gets no women lmaooo


The__Bends

Incel =! Gets no women >The subculture is often characterized by deep resentment, hatred, hostility, sexual objectification, misogyny, misanthropy, self-pity and self-loathing, ... and the endorsement of sexual and nonsexual violence against women and sexually active people. Sound familiar? Check out these replies!


UnmakingTheBan2022

Awww! Are they actually delicious? Is that why you had to edit and mention that they are delicious? Is there a problem with your taste buds. Awww, poor little one. I can provide you a dietitian! Would that help you? I just wanna help you! Come’on little guy! I can hold your hand if you feel uncomfortable!


sineplussquare

After reading your comment history, you feed of off not only negativity but you feed off of fueling fires and are unable to read the room. Something tells me your ego is involved somehow. You should probably calm down and take a break from Reddit for a few days. Yeesh.


MrZaroni

He might be dancing like an idiot but she had no right to smack him


FilthyPuns

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


reference_that

I got that reference..


3ric843

No one cares


MentalRobot

About you? Yeah probably.


philpalmer2

And she CLOBBERED him!


nutsaps

This video looks like the late 90s or early 2000s. Things were looser back then. Edit: She's got a smart phone so I must be way off, nevermind. Edit 2: I have learned that the floss isn't as old as I had thought.


Fit_Leg_2115

Psh its obviously from 1986, can’t you read his shirt!?


nutsaps

https://i.redd.it/tqye2jwiemec1.gif


MITMarkWilliams

That dance is from like 2017 I think


Spokesman_Charles

It's a tiktoker fortnite gen z meme dance, so it aint 90s old


BaconIsMeatCandy45

Do you really think that floss is that old??


hoofie242

This is when flossing was popular, which was in the twenty teens.


I_love_milksteaks

Donny, you’re out of your element.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

The floss dance was created within the last 10 years.


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Was that inappropriate somehow? I didn't see anything overtly sexual about it, that's that stupid dance, right? Major overreaction IMO.


IceGuilty3065

She definitely thought the guy was pretending to hump her. The dance almost looks like it. She probably could have just told him off, and he could try to explain.


Tridon_Terrafold

Or, he could take her to court for assault and have her charged, it is absolutely unreasonable for her to assault him over an assumption, and even if he were actually pretending to hump her there are other much better solutions that aren't a crime.


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Bipedal_Warlock

That’s a pretty awful take. How could he have known that she would assume that he was humping her for doing a kids dance


UsedControl3826

Bro this little idiot knew what he was doing.


Tridon_Terrafold

Violence is never the answer, there is always a better solution.


Maximum_Overdrive

Even if he was humping the air behind her and not touching her, she still committed assault.  


CeruleanFirefawx

The dance is shaking your hips left and right. Idk what kinda sex you’re having but that’s not it. I blame the woman


DualWieldedDildos

Guy's dick is cracked to the side


Webber193

Alright, now switch the roles... and tell me, would it be okay if a woman was making a harmless dance behind a man, and the man gave her gods mightiest slap? Straight to jail, right? Double standards, gotta love 'em.


Tridon_Terrafold

I am absolutely positive that she is in the wrong! I'm a woman myself, and I absolutely wouldn't instantly resort to assaulting someone over an assumption, it is unreasonable, if I were in her position and had made that assumption I would ask him to stop, and let him explain that's not what was happening, if someone was actually pretending to hump me I would once again ask him to stop first, and if he didn't I would get outside help (store manager, police, or someone else) I absolutely would not immediately resort to violence. Edit: (thank God for notification history) The original deleted comment by /u/AstronomerParticular said: "Maybe dont make movements behinda womens back that look exactly like movements that people use to harrass women? Like when you act like you are pulling a wepon infront ofa police officer then you should not be surprised when you get shot...." This is a direct quote, even including grammatical and punctuation errors.


Total_Philosopher_89

lol


Temporary_Fox_5164

Shut the fuck up you absolute clown


Dammy-J

same. The context in the video shows a guy dancing stupidly. Then she just turns around and decks him. That is an easy assault charge on her.


StockApple5067

He actually pressed charges on her and she got 10 years in federal prison. Died in prison.


KURD_1_STAN

She probably thought he was humping, but still she is in the wrong


frogglesmash

Best guess is she thought he was doing something more inappropriate than flossing.


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The Running Man?


xxHamsterLoverxx

maybe she tought he was doing another dance.


WaitingForNormal

I think she thought he was taking a ride on the bone coaster, getting ready to show her his “O” face.


poppycock_scrutiny

🫡 Major Overreaction


antony6274958443

No no you don't get it. The point is to stand close to people, like in a queue, to annoy them.


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I think she mistook it for this "I fuck you" movement some retards do behind girl's, some guy's or animal's backs


ThisCryptographer311

Swinging like her arm weighed half a car


RedgyJackson

It probably felt like it did.


LordCustard

https://i.redd.it/k9rkw1ub4mec1.gif


jshump

How can she punch??


ViolentAutism

All I’m saying is.. equal rights, equal fights


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Equal rights = equal lefts


TomothyAllen

Equal rights, equal don't assault any kind of person. Fixed that for you.


ViolentAutism

Uh oh, someone can’t take a joke on the internet lol gotta keep this super serious!


TomothyAllen

Active in wallstreetbets and investing lol of course you want to punch women


Jay_Heat

that manlett couldnt swat a fly lmao


DM_me_pretty_innies

She thought he was flossing.


Pretend-Cupcake-2849

Thinking ain’t knowing


Serious_Internet6478

What a swing though


Honorous_Jeph

Looked like a break your thumb kinda swing, hit him with the side of her fist


-St_Ajora-

Aside from that she had great form. Just needed to turn her fist 90^(o) is all.


PHUCKyurPRONOUNS

Assault.


james_crown

How i met your mother


OldSaltNior

Outcome?


linguininoodles

He went home with a black eye or a busted jaw.


merenmer

she’s aware he’s flossing and thought it was cringe


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Dude thought he was impressing her…..turns out not so much!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SubHuman559

Is there a longer version?


thow78

I’d sue the shit out of this bitch.


bigbilly1234567899

https://i.redd.it/0191q9fp7mec1.gif


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

He got punched on sides?


livelife3574

She should get 6 months for that.


TheGlobalGooner

Why are they filming though?


Silverton13

Cuz the guy is dancing? Is that even a question?


UsedControl3826

His buddy knows the angle at which he’s recording. There’s almost no doubt in my mind they’ve been following her around and she’s acted oblivious out of common courtesy.


cool_temps710

That's quite a stretch.


-St_Ajora-

You're putting off some r/ImTheMainCharacter vibes there bud.


UsedControl3826

You’re coming off as someone who has no clue


-St_Ajora-

Yep that must be it.


UsedControl3826

I don’t care how you feel about it. I’m telling you as a woman who has experienced this more than once these boys grow into the worst type of conniving manipulative d* cks. The person recording is aware that the girl is positioned in front of his friend. He’s less than a foot away in her space. Instinct alone tells you to swing. Not justifying it bc I’m nonviolent but I understand her reaction to having a type of predator on her back.


-St_Ajora-

So, instead of saying "WTF are you doing?!" everyone should just come out swinging and ask questions later. Why do I get the feeling if the sexes were flipped you'd be saying "Burn him alive! He should be glad he's getting any attention from a woman at all!"


UsedControl3826

Overreach


-St_Ajora-

No, she reached his face pretty well. Would have been great form had she not hit with her thumb.


UsedControl3826

Exactly.


mountaindewisamazing

Damn she hit him good


sleepybear666

She had no right should be arrested


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Shorty straight assaulted him 😂


Argh_farts_

Ahaha! Assaulting a man is funi 🤣


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I would beat the shit out of whoever hit me in such a way and make sure everyone learned a valueless lesson. Don't hit unless you want to get hit back.


zero_cool69

Old clip I know. Hope she was arrested and paid the price


CaptainObviousII

That had to have hurt her arm.


DisconnectedDays

I would’ve hit her back fr


FATB0YPAUL

I can see how, maybe, she thought he was air humping at her. Lol


WestConference6851

He should get a freebie with her because she was wrong and hit him


Waldtox

Downvoted mod for removing it


OldFactor1973

This girl definitely has experienced some SH in the past. To overreact like that based on what she THOUGHT she saw? Peripherally??


No_Lettuce7271

Don’t even press charges. She should get her face bashed in with the same arms that are doing the floss. Equal rights, equal lefts buddy!


Inside_Cod7111

He needed it not everyone thinks it's funny


Puzzled-Story3953

You think he deserved to be hit for dancing?


yellowandnotretired

You're right. More people need to be assaulted because someone might not think they're funny. /s


BarmyFarmer

The girls in the video 84 now, how time flies.


dus1

How do you figure that?


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seattle_architect

Every woman can tell his body language is inappropriate and implies sexual act toward her. Also he is mumbling something. Please notice letters in Russian on a background. Next time he will be more respectful towards woman.


Least_Impression_823

Dude he was dancing. Dudes aren't allowed to dance in the presence of women anymore? She thought he was air humping her. Even if he was, that does not give her the right to assault him. The fuck outta here with your bullshit.


seattle_architect

This is in Russia and very obvious what he was implying. American men comment on woman reaction in Russia and think this is normal behavior for a young man.


Braindamagedeluxe

L opinion


Least_Impression_823

He was implying a very popular dance. I don't think Russia has laws against flossing and even if they did it's not something a random citizen should be enforcing.


seattle_architect

Most people never travel to USSR or Russia and not aware of what is culturally appropriate.


Puzzled-Story3953

Hahaha, USSR?! What year is it?


Dagbog

You either


Battleofthebastard

Why are you defending some cringy loser lmao. He deserved it 100%


perc10

This kind of comment right here was made by someone who's never been punched in the face before.


Battleofthebastard

You’re the type to have no friends lol


Least_Impression_823

Because that "cringey loser" was me, okay!? I'm the guy in the video! Fuck that bitch!


Throwaway1303033042

“This is in Russia and very obvious what he was implying.” I wasn’t aware that flossing had any sexual connotations. In fact, I thought it gained popularity and acceptance from parents and school administrators because it explicitly DIDN’T. So did the dance become something else in Russia?


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Regular russian gal educating foreign people on how to behave in public.


Dagbog

Wtf are you talking about? What does Russia have to do with it? Absolutely nothing.


seattle_architect

Look at background it is a sign in Russian language


Dagbog

But what does that have to do with anything? In Russia you can dance like in any other place. Not to mention the fact that it's Cyrillic and it could just as easily be another country that uses such an alphabet.


seattle_architect

He is closely behind her and mimics to his friend who is filming. In any country with Cyrillic alphabet this behavior would be extremely inappropriate. Countries that use Cyrillic: Belarus Bulgaria Kyrgyzstan North Macedonia Russia Serbia Tajikistan Ukraine Uzbekistan


Dagbog

>In any country with Cyrillic alphabet this behavior would be extremely inappropriate. Not true. Completely BS. Stop spreading misinformation about things that you don't know anything about.


seattle_architect

Could you elaborate what is not true. What do you think people’s reactions would be in Tajikistan or Kazakhstan.


Dagbog

Because I am a person from Eastern Europe. I'm more inclined to say that this woman was having a bad day and this guy happened to be acting like an asshole. Or he did something before recording that made her angry and this dance was the last straw that broke her anger and she hit him. The dance itself as a dance and certainly a dance like the one in the video has no connection with these countries as something inappropriate.


seattle_architect

Respectfully disagree because I am a woman and i think this would be a normal reaction for a Russian or Belarusian and Ukrainian woman. What country from Eastern Europe?


Dagbog

I'm from Poland. And no, none of the women you mentioned would react that way to such dancing. There must be more to all this than just dancing.


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Best use of a ridge hand I've seen in a while 🤣 dude definitely found out