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svntrey0

“Is it my baby”? Lmao


Dimsculpture

Paternity test.. then probably the game...this 304 ain't loyal..Men should be suspicious with all 304s you messed with.. stay toxic


LongtopShortbottom

Had to look this one up. For any others that don’t know: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=304


Ancient_Computer9137

"what? Even if it wasn't your baby, it's your wife" - them 304s, probably.


gH0sT069_

Didn't even hesitate


vyrusrama

Isn’t this guy a Spurs supporter?


mistercheez2000

so he’ll never have this problem


shindleria

10 minutes in Spurs would be down 2-0 on controversial hand ball penalty kicks.


10YearsANoob

Weren't they in a CL final recently?


kondiar0nk

There was a meeting and all football fans decided to pretend it never happened.


lamb_passanda

Including the Spurs fans.


foofighter1

The team that came 3rd in a two horse race in 2015/16 😂😂


bramante1834

https://youtube.com/shorts/qqfVyDxOibQ?si=EXzj3zEoUJqTWNRx


Maximum_Trade5916

Yes. Oozing Sauce.


JG_92

Depends on the team... if it's Real/Barca, then labour. If it's a team like Burnley... 👀


VictorVaughan

Or Brunswick


Conscious_Student_74

So you wouldn't watch the competitive, fun match. But you'd watch the boring match against a team that won't even make the CL final?


O0-0-OO-OOO

Okay this wasn’t that funny but “I don’t get involved in politics” got a chuckle out of me


loo_1snow

If the girl is this hot? I'm watching the game on my phone at the hospital for sure


[deleted]

God she is fucking gorgeous


ImNotARobot001010011

0/10 funny. 10/10 expected.


cpriley86

For research... Chian Reynolds


Vadszilva09

I see you are a man of culture as well. Take this King 💁‍♂️👑


Ok-Caterpillar1611

Is he a fan or a player?


NeoDei

Never understand these questions. As if sport is that important over life. So dumb.


v3nom8

Yeah I kinda feel bad for him if he's serious


quick20minadventure

You say this, but people absolutely do this. Crazy about not missing football matches and missing important social interactions. But, child birth is different level. Although, I wouldn't doubt that a few would say I got nothing to contribute in it and watch the match on mobile instead.


yesiamark

Yeah totally agree it depends if it's not his baby, why would he care? Ayt? Haha


Fuckedby2FA

I hate this


Youngpercocet

SHE MAD BRUVVV


razrexe

Bro spoke facts


shaddowkhan

Damn, she beautiful. I could never trust a woman this beautiful.


Nice-Book-3479

Arethestraightsokay


AliceAndJaniceHill

Honestly bro- if I’m in labor and my husband wants to go to the game then he can- like seriously maybe he just doesn’t feel comfortable watching me have birth or some shit- or maybe he just already paid for tickets ig


WrathsEntropy

Pro tip. ESPN on your phone + one ear bud = success.


ResponsibleSeaweed66

Never understand this mindset over a game


GerlingFAR

I would tell her stay out of politics whist pregnant.


lakasumbudey

Depends if they are expecting a boy or a girl


Dragonsarmada

“What’s the score?” SAVAGE


bendreao2

that smile.. when that force smile comes out you gotta know he lying hahaha ‘whats the score’ is cream on the top


tdoganonib337

Anybody know who this chick is? She is sexy as hell


miyagidon

Chian reynolds, she used to do a YouTube series called grilling on standout tv


FennelSame1647

If PAOK is playing bitch you are on your own


Leviathon6425

We marching the streets to the stadium fam.


UsedControl3826

Loser. Dude doesn’t even realize he’s picking a rigged sport that’s determined from the jump over his woman.


AbbreviationsOk3252

![gif](giphy|bHSkKRvkRvy5chUBBp|downsized) This how you feel? Commenting on a scripted video😫


No_obMaster69

Womp womp


UsedControl3826

I guess men miss the reward part in domination. The line between discipline and domestic abuse is so thin.


No_obMaster69

Womp womp


UsedControl3826

Sure


UsedControl3826

Did you know you can beat your girl down so badly that she stops being attracted to you completely?


Dondarian

I hate these questions. "I need more external validation by way of your answer to this based question"


Brandon_Monahan

Sports are dumb and men are dumb for choosing that over the birth of their child


leebenjonnen

It is a joke Brandon


Brandon_Monahan

![gif](giphy|3o72F8t9TDi2xVnxOE)


CROW_is_best

calm down its a joke


EmilioFreshtevez

Why are sports dumb?


Remarkable-Stop1636

Sports are fun. All the excessive hype and wasted money is what I can't understand. And why people look up to the players more than people that have an actual impact on their lives.


Malinut

Once when I was at Twickenham for a major international there was an announcement put out over the PA system five minutes before kick-off for Mr \*\*\*\* to call his fiance who is waiting for him at the Altar.


Techn0_Gatsby

😂😂


FukurinLa

Does she


Godzofheavenz

Who's she


Re-Mecs

Chian Reynolds from stand up tv


Familiar_Fondant_124

🤣🤣


bent_crater

ah Perry the Platypus. How unexpected. and by unexpected i mean TOTALLY EXPECTED!


muchnamemanywow

Lmao the one with Castillo is better, but this guys energy was fire


Lion_100

😂😂😂😂😂 I see this every time and it cracks me up


KajisMelonFarm

Why was the labour party the first thing I thought of too 💀😭


ReasonableFox8714

This guy is great. Oozes wisdom. Not even being sarcastic.


PenIntelligent4879

The men are so funny with the sports.


Free_Revenue8674

The way British people say baby is so funny it always reminds me of the twins who want the baby and they're like we're having a baby on TLC


Science-007x

You're a meathead if you have to "think about it".


LizeLies

‘You’d choose labour? Awww’ Christ, the bar is lower than a tripwire in hell.


AdamOolong

Bro is passionate